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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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d86a57 No.308841 [View All]

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630b50 No.309536

and her tits are nice enough anyway

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a6f4fd No.309537

>>309529

>only half a grand

keep -something-

>>309532

thanks for the offer but i made a vow not to take that route no matter how bad it gets

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c6e71a No.309538

File: 6c551c993a79e23⋯.mp4 (4.29 MB,1280x720,16:9,Schmuel Hyid goes for a pe….mp4)

nick is my favourite million dollar extremist but I don't have any caps of him smh

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ece0a9 No.309539

>>309526

>i heards just yesterday a friend's cats had been using his closet he never opened as a toilet for 3 years despite them both being 'potty trained'

kek, my cat's never done that. first few weeks after we got him when he was a kitten, he'd shit behind couches and stuff, never has since. "trained" isn't really the right word, they just prefer to shit in sand and bury it. they do puke sometimes, though. and dingleberries

>>309536

taig milkers are pale and glorious

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504e3d No.309540

File: c9419f8705fd175⋯.jpg (86 KB,1051x1051,1:1,AlexJonesGrin.jpg)

how much money do you need to have in order to be rich?

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c6e71a No.309541

File: 43b7f4db21cbfec⋯.webm (5.05 MB,1280x720,16:9,IcameIsaw.webm)

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d86a57 No.309542

File: 3ce9ecc91c19c21⋯.jpg (176.05 KB,945x1233,105:137,__boo_and_princess_king_bo….jpg)

>>309517

They both have very complimentary contrasting aesthetics.

>>309526

>s-stop implying I want to be a girl

>*posts cute girl as avatar*

You need to be more robust in defending your masculinity smhhhhhh.

>>309529

Good lad, that money is much more useful and the police would probably just steal them anyway for the slightest offence.

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c6e71a No.309544

File: 0a3a5c79e1c689c⋯.png (809.87 KB,600x591,200:197,interjonesactic.png)

>>309540

dunno tbh, I have about £6k and dropping and don't feel very wealthy

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a6f4fd No.309545

File: 0daca71c5e8395b⋯.jpg (242.51 KB,938x1280,469:640,tumblr_pb23klU4qF1sunravo1….jpg)

>>309540

one hundred pounds

that's a lot!

>>309542

smh alright then

>>309544

wow you're loaded tbh

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c6e71a No.309546

>>309545

only because I'm a miserable miser and do not purchase anything beyond living expenses

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97d39a No.309547

>>309540

security > money

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630b50 No.309548

>>309539

>taig milkers are pale and glorious

tbh

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ece0a9 No.309549

File: c166385ee9f28f9⋯.webm (2.28 MB,640x360,16:9,sam hyde unites the right.webm)

File: 42de1a2863a69a6⋯.webm (4.73 MB,600x360,5:3,Sam_Hyde's_America.webm)

>>309538

webms

>>309542

>the police would probably just steal them anyway for the slightest offence

>complying

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97d39a No.309551

File: 37c7f6088ed6473⋯.png (558.27 KB,996x874,498:437,ClipboardImage.png)

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97d39a No.309552

File: 3b3efe4d5087f7b⋯.jpg (176.37 KB,1280x1639,1280:1639,1536366424060.jpg)

>>309549

>>309542

>tell the police that im a bit of a loner and have trouble making friends

>gives me gun license anyway

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97d39a No.309553

I am an honest goodboy

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a6f4fd No.309554

File: 2cd437076374f74⋯.webm (10.55 MB,853x480,853:480,2cd437076374f7477d16b3cf5….webm)

>>309547

fuck security i've had it all my life

security is meaningless with nothing to hold secure

ive never had money

>>309549

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632038 No.309555

File: 737e20c58e51672⋯.png (1.37 MB,1280x1858,640:929,1771d9f3-87eb-4f64-a062-8b….png)

>>309538

good taste

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630b50 No.309556

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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632038 No.309557

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

btw good watch. nothing we didnt know but it sorta fills the void

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ece0a9 No.309558

>>309552

surprised more Britons don't fun up if it's doable

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97d39a No.309559

>>309558

it's just boring what's the point? we have no firearm self defense laws as well

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97d39a No.309560

its also way more expensive

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201feb No.309561

>>309559

It’s expensive, time consuming, and puts you on a police database and allows them to legally search you and your property whenever they want. Its not worth it.

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d86a57 No.309562

>>309558

You have to be a farmer and own lots of land or register yourself with a police I sanctioned club, and even then the affordable guns are all really boring like generic shotguns and hunting rifles.

I heard america had a gun heritage group that hands out free M1 Garands smh that would be fun.

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632038 No.309563

tim heidecker is unironically dilf

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97d39a No.309564

>>309561

if i had unlimited funds id get back into it anyway tbh, it's just fun. i don't mind police usually they're good local lads.

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69d9a5 No.309565

>>309559

tbh, if I had a gun, and someone broke into my house, I'd probably shoot him regardless. Deal with the consequences later.

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504e3d No.309566

>>309563

does he have a big willy?

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97d39a No.309567

>>309565

yeah most would although that's impossible as you have to keep it in a locked case with ammo separate

i would just beat the shit out of them with a blunt weapon

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630b50 No.309568

>>309565

life in prison for murder and because you're an angry nativist you're there forever

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201feb No.309569

>>309563

What is wrong with you

>>309564

We can legally own mateba rifles so honestly id track one of those down if I had unlimited time and money.

>>309562

That’s not at all how it works.

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a6f4fd No.309570

File: bd72a1ebe0a580f⋯.png (574.13 KB,675x1029,225:343,ClipboardImage.png)

when you see it

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97d39a No.309571

>>309562

>boring

you would be terrified firing a gun in real life, they're a lot louder than you think

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97d39a No.309572

File: 61000e092e0c692⋯.png (69.41 KB,225x225,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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a6f4fd No.309573

File: 761de90b77d76d4⋯.pdf (1.37 MB,StenMkiicompletemachinepla….pdf)

would be a shame if people were to download and keep these for archival and educational purposes only

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201feb No.309574

>>309573

Playing with fire there lad. Those files can get you into a lot of trouble if you’re not careful.

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632038 No.309575

>>309566

idk about that probably not really

>>309569

it just occured to me watching the vid i linked that he is very doable. not conventionally attractive but still..

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630b50 No.309576

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97d39a No.309577

File: 4a08d563cf793f6⋯.jpg (56.75 KB,500x683,500:683,1537839841416.jpg)

>>309573

im too thick to understand these diagrams kek

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a6f4fd No.309578

File: 5e0df71ceb4d3fd⋯.pdf (2.67 MB,Building_Firearms__By_Haro….pdf)

>>309574

they're just widely available blueprints, nothing special

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201feb No.309579

>>309578

Still lad they can get your intent. They can get you for intent for anything these days.

>>309575

Your brain is wired wrong, perhaps you were raised incorrectly as a joke.

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ece0a9 No.309580

>>309559

>we have no firearm self defense laws as well

varies a lot by state here. castle law is the right to defend yourself in your home, or a friend's home you're at, or whatever. stand your ground is the right to defend yourself outside the home. my state has the former, but not the latter, so if you get attacked on the street then you have a "duty to retreat" if it's possible to do so without dying which is extremely ghey

>>309561

>>309562

that's rough. only hoops here are to be 18, pass a background check, fill out paperwork, and wait a week; these things vary depending on the state. plus in my state, you need a "blue card" to buy handguns or AR lowers, which you get via a multiple choice gun safety test that a retard could pass

>>309566

lad, cut it out

>>309568

>and because you're an angry nativist you're there forever

morelike 3 days 'cause they'd put you in the same cell as muds

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97d39a No.309581

File: fdf2d458c4cfa4d⋯.png (228.77 KB,500x506,250:253,ClipboardImage.png)

Would you rather live in a monarchist parliamentary democracy under the Windsors, or a totalitarian state led by Oswald Mosley?

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a6f4fd No.309583

>>309579

i've posted far worse on the internet before. i don't really care what happens to me at this point

>>309581

definitely the latter

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201feb No.309584

>>309581

Mosley, the only good monarch was forced to abdicate. and Mosley liked the monarchy anyway so he’d probably keep them around

>>309580

Everything neo said was pretty much incorrect tbh

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630b50 No.309585

>>309581

Parliamentary democracy under King Billy

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d86a57 No.309586

>>309581

Totalitarian monarchy under Liz tbh. Mosley blathered about TRUE DEMOCRACY almost as much as Sargon smh it's a bit off putting. He's also a bit too autistic to maintain power.

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630b50 No.309587

totalitarian state led by the wombles

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d86a57 No.309588

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