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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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93b0ce No.307430 [View All]

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93b0ce No.308093

File: 868a9533fbea3ce⋯.png (5.35 MB,1748x2480,437:620,ClipboardImage.png)

uwaa it's raining, comfy

>>308089

>>308090

smh lad you need a nap

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2f5b45 No.308094

File: 78ea4abe9b39a4e⋯.jpg (32.88 KB,525x384,175:128,I will beat you.jpg)

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9e2065 No.308095

File: 14586164b79651e⋯.webm (1.61 MB,360x640,9:16,1533348506971.webm)

>>308093

you need a SLAP

OOF!

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9e2065 No.308096

*eats entire bulb of raw garlic*

ugg

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2f5b45 No.308097

>>308088

Should tell them to move to the middle of Detroit or to similar places where they'll be free of the wh*toid menace.

>Trump's anti-Jewish rhetoric

Is there a kek higher than keeeeeek?

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2f5b45 No.308098

>>308096

You mad man. You should plant them in the garden and create more garlics.

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9e2065 No.308099

>>308098

never thought of that actually

will have to get pots or something cos its paved over

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9e2065 No.308100

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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bcd939 No.308101

>>308088

Imagine if we really lived in the world they like to pretend we're living in…

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2f5b45 No.308102

>>308101

The thing is I don't think they're pretending.

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9e2065 No.308103

kill the jewish men

breed the jewish women

that is my command

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9e2065 No.308104

*shakes*

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9ae81d No.308105

>>308103

Thus spake Dorset

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9e2065 No.308106

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB,584x472,73:59,f.png)

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9e2065 No.308107

shes a lot more attractive when im drunk

huh

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93b0ce No.308108

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>>308102

Some of them definitely believe it but I also think some of them are a little too gleeful about every tragedy that happens under Trump to be genuinely afraid of him.

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9e2065 No.308109

uh oh

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e63b7b No.308110

File: 9ddf73beb752fe6⋯.jpg (110.05 KB,824x824,1:1,f4b50422-f977-4bac-b65f-84….jpg)

getting hyped about haloween yet?

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9ae81d No.308111

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3b79c8 No.308112

>>308110

me on the right

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b868a0 No.308113

>>308110

Yess even though i ain't doin much I like the mood.

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9e2065 No.308114

>>308110

dont even know when haloween is

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b868a0 No.308115

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9ae81d No.308116

>>308114

It's this Wednesday you dip

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9e2065 No.308117

>>308116

oh

what am i supposed to do?

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9e2065 No.308118

let me snuggle into your boobies and sleep

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9ae81d No.308119

>>308117

If you're pagang, honor your ancestors, light sacred fires and make offerings to the fair folk. If not, give sweets to kids or go to a Halloween party and get smashed

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9e2065 No.308120

>>308119

>go to a party

y-yeah h-heh…

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e63b7b No.308121

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2f5b45 No.308122

File: 26e6dd64811d715⋯.jpg (21.37 KB,358x358,1:1,Cromwell happy.jpg)

>>308108

>there are no moderate republicans

Good. Down with the Stuarts.

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b868a0 No.308123

>>308121

cuuute

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b868a0 No.308124

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>Cesar Sayoc of the unconquered seminole tribe was white

/ourlad/

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bcd939 No.308125

>>308124

Irrelevent, since it didn't happen.

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2f5b45 No.308126

>>308124

But the first and third ones are just white people attacking other white people so surely they don't count?

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e63b7b No.308127

File: 4ce866590bf6c23⋯.jpg (55.89 KB,432x560,27:35,DqnCY1eVAAAWbnx.jpg)

fyi

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22c9f7 No.308128

>>307985

the irony is that this is just a different way of pandering to stupid niggers for votes lmao

>>307987

they can't do Blaxit because people already tried to meme that as niggers shipping themselves back to Africa

>>308050

>monster energy

oh yeah that reminds me

last night I had a dream that some metal band was releasing a new album and they unveiled this big cardboard printout of the album art in the desert where I was among the crowd celebrating. and then they unveiled this themed official energy drink in one of those tall cans and I ran up and grabbed the first one and sipped it and some nigger that also tried to grab it was like, 'just one sip mon gimme sip mon' and I told him no and ran to my car for safekeeping. and I told one of the band members that it tasted delicious and he said that one from the store would be much better because it'd be cold and I chuckled

>>308103

that just creates more jews though, at least tie the tubes of the jewesses before you shag

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3b79c8 No.308129

>>308128

>that just creates more jews though, at least tie the tubes of the jewesses before you shag

tbh, or breed them on Madagascar. From my experience even a tiny percentage of admixture is enough to have a big influence on people.

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22c9f7 No.308130

>>308129

>breed them on Madagascar

jews having Madagascar would be awful, it's huge and there's tons of natural resources. specifically, the island produces a huge amount of the world's vanilla. imagine if most of the world's vanilla supply were produced by jews- they put vanilla in practically everything as a flavor enhancer, they could grow it with terrible pesticides and poison everybody

>even a tiny percentage of admixture is enough to have a big influence on people

hence why the Nureumberg laws were stupid, 'just breed 'em out' was the intention for minschlings

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22c9f7 No.308131

if they're going to have something I'd rather they have Palestine in the middle of the useless desert with only drying up Kinneret to drink and surrounded by sandniggers that wanna chop their heads off with millions of arabs in Palestine that have higher birthrates than all the jews other than the orthodox that are basically jiggers living off welfare so they can read their stupid religious books all day

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22c9f7 No.308132

ahh has a nice breakfy. typical scrambled eggs w/ onions, bell peppers (red/yellow), mushrooms, and ketchup-cayenne sauce; bacon, buttered toast and coffee

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2f5b45 No.308133

>>308128

Just keep going until the human race is nothing but Jewesses reproducing by technoparthenogenesis.

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e63b7b No.308134

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3b79c8 No.308135

>>308130

>jews having Madagascar would be awful, it's huge and there's tons of natural resources. specifically, the island produces a huge amount of the world's vanilla. imagine if most of the world's vanilla supply were produced by jews- they put vanilla in practically everything as a flavor enhancer, they could grow it with terrible pesticides and poison everybody

It was a joke because that was the place where Hitler wanted to deport them.

>>308131

But they got that and they are responsible for all the trouble down there

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2f5b45 No.308136

>>308134

phew thought I could see some chest hair there, that wouldn't do for a cute lass would it

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22c9f7 No.308137

>>308135

>It was a joke because that was the place where Hitler wanted to deport them.

ya

>>308135

>But they got that and they are responsible for all the trouble down there

yeah but they're only able to do that 'cause they control western countries, specifically America. without jews all over the world propping up Israel, it would be geopolitically doomed

either way, complete liquification is the only real solution

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3b79c8 No.308138

File: 7b35cc24e007f5f⋯.png (806.82 KB,710x822,355:411,ClipboardImage.png)

>>308136

It looks like one of those creatures that has a vagina

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2f5b45 No.308139

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5ed3b9 No.308140

File: d46e6111464c66d⋯.jpg (35.49 KB,579x316,579:316,Jocko.jpg)

>>308031

You know what you did.

>>308110

No working it.

>Be me a few years ago

>Go into town to play 40k on the day

>People I'm becoming friends come knocking round whilst I'm out

>Asked for me but I was out

>Never really became friends with those people after that

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5ed3b9 No.308141

Need a new thread soon.

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93b0ce No.308144

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