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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 465f71a13a46f6f⋯.jpg (145.73 KB,1920x1080,16:9,00000(61).jpg)

f87a5b No.295236 [View All]

UK's 'no-deal' Brexit plans warn of credit card fees

>Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab has set out what he called "practical and proportionate" advice in case the UK leaves the EU without a deal

>the guidance includes instructions for businesses who could face extra paperwork at borders and contingency plans to avoid medicine shortages

>Britons visiting the EU could also face extra credit card charges

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45274972

Ban diesel cars from cities, say half of UK drivers in poll

>more than half of UK motorists think diesel cars should be banned from urban areas due to air pollution concerns, according to a new opinion poll

>the proportion backing a ban rose to 80% when drivers were asked if diesel cars should be excluded from areas around schools and hospitals. Nearly a third said diesels should be banned from all roads

>concern about the harm caused by air pollution was high, with 70% of drivers believing that exhaust fumes in their area were damaging their health. The poll was conducted online with 2,000 people by Censuswide for Slater and Gordon, a law firm that is representing 45,000 motorists in a group-action lawsuit against Volkswagen over the emissions scandal

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/aug/23/ban-diesel-cars-from-cities-say-half-of-uk-drivers-in-poll

UK government seeks to soothe City’s no-deal Brexit fears

>UK ministers have reiterated a commitment to ensuring European firms in the City of London can operate as normal for three years in the event of a no-deal Brexit

>the guidance — published on Thursday in one of a number of sector-specific documents — comes with politicians, regulators and major City institutions growing increasingly concerned that the UK will crash out of Europe without a trade deal in March 2019

>the government said today that such a scenario is "unlikely" but nonetheless outlined the potential impact of leaving the European Union without an agreement and its approach to avoiding big shocks to the financial services industry

https://www.fnlondon.com/articles/uk-government-soothes-eu-banks-no-deal-brexit-fears-20180823

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317707 No.295948

>>295946

tell them they are inferior small brains and your brain is bigger

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e17097 No.295949

fuck em all

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2318ac No.295950

>>295949

give me a minute.

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a0860d No.295951

>>295949

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

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e17097 No.295952

not even environmentalists care about the environment

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2318ac No.295953

>>295952

You can't care about the environment without believing in eugenics.

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e70803 No.295954

File: 3ce147995835f23⋯.mp4 (4.77 MB,320x240,4:3,brandnewleatherjacket.mp4)

>>295952

wierd that innit

>food miles and local produce stopped being pushed some time in the previous decade, just in time for the assisted invasion of europe

really expands the ozone hole

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e17097 No.295955

>>295954

hahahahahahaha that song

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e17097 No.295956

well its not so funny cos its reality smh

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e17097 No.295957

>killing animals hunting is bad but creating huge farms of soybeans and drying up rivers to use the water and destroy habitats for numerous species is ok

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2318ac No.295958

>>295957

>we need to care about the environment, but we should also do nothing to stop people who will never care from breeding like rabbits and replacing us

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1519e9 No.295959

File: b2053807ebaf2a8⋯.jpg (60.77 KB,482x427,482:427,1495276229376.jpg)

>lost to a streetpoo

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a0860d No.295960

>>295959

??????????

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a0860d No.295961

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wtf im 13 again

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1519e9 No.295962

>>295960

took a drunk argument outside and he came out on top

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a0860d No.295963

>>295962

u ok vanlad

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a0860d No.295964

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>13 year olds today are younger than the thirteenth step

society

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6465d3 No.295965

>>295962

learn jiu jitsu or something if you wanna win fights

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6465d3 No.295966

File: 00c028e3e37caad⋯.png (111.67 KB,261x268,261:268,efffd.png)

*makes sure not to step on a single snail when walking through the rainy night*

hope they have a nice munch on some tasty leaves

>>295954

funny song haha

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e17097 No.295967

>>295959

>>295962

that you bumbum? never give up lad, determine never to give in during a fight

how did you lose

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e17097 No.295968

>>295966

when i was out walking at night i heard really fast animal footsteps, like really loud, see a black fast out the corner of my eye running really fast

turn around and its a little cat cute

startled me a fair bit

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e17097 No.295969

well even if you fail to beat them up at least cum inside a paki lass

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e17097 No.295970

end of my nose hurts again

like ive burnt it with ice or something

smh

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6465d3 No.295971

>>295968

love cats me allergic to them though

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6465d3 No.295972

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cut my hair oriental slave

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e17097 No.295973

i yearn for the taste of smoked beef lads

ah….

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1519e9 No.295974

>>295972

just send the fuckers home

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6465d3 No.295975

shave me or you shall be sent to the opium mines

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e741f5 No.295976

File: 4954766ad089792⋯.jpg (224.78 KB,1352x896,169:112,a491ad424eaed4de0009349e3e….jpg)

>>295975

>opium mines

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e17097 No.295977

not a fan of these mint lamb kebabs tbh

hope they dont makeme sick

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e741f5 No.295978

>>295977

>wog food

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e17097 No.295979

>>295978

kebabs as in actual kebabs you put on a stick

nothing wog about them

greek or turk[which is basically the same thing]

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e17097 No.295980

File: 3e84aba8a878916⋯.png (29.85 KB,640x400,8:5,smug wojak stache.png)

>when food and drink gets caught in your stache

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e741f5 No.295981

gonna have local roasted chicken and sweet potatoes

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e17097 No.295982

>>295981

you sure love sweet taters dont ya? dont really like em me

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e741f5 No.295983

>>295982

yeah they're pretty good. having a drumstick right now, salted it with himalayan pink salt

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e17097 No.295984

File: a7d8e309f231581⋯.jpg (124.51 KB,1920x1080,16:9,YOULL NEVER STOP ME.jpg)

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e17097 No.295985

yesterday i stayed up for like 30 hours without being tired

ive given up on trying to sleep and it sort of works

wew

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e741f5 No.295986

>>295985

that's not good. I've been going to bed at like 4am the past few days and when I wake up I always feel like shit. and my dreams are always weird as hell. like last night I had some weird anime-inspired action dream where I confronted the bad guy in disguise like, "you are the bad guy, you want to do this and that" and then we fought or something. I remember thinking it was a quality story and I should crawl out of bed to write it down quick before I forgot but I was too tired to move so I just fell back asleep. then I had some other dream where I started school and I was trying to find my way to my class and I was late and I made eye contact from afar with these savage niggers and they were hooping and hollering about how they wanted to rape me, ffs. I need to go to bed earlier

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e17097 No.295987

>>295986

you subconsciously want to be raped by niggers

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e741f5 No.295988

>>295987

no I think the subconscious was telling me that I need to get back to lifting again, the message was that I'm incapable of defending myself

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e17097 No.295989

>>295988

*punches you*

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e741f5 No.295990

File: cbbcbb18389d09b⋯.jpeg (65.28 KB,880x440,2:1,ahahahahahahhahaahahahhah….jpeg)

>>295989

*pushes your arms outward, then springs off the ground, grabs your face, smashes the back of your head into the pavement with the inertia of both of our falls plus a flex of my triceps; does a somersault and lands on me feet*

I call that the flying squirrel technique

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e17097 No.295991

File: f2134a0de4229a6⋯.jpg (71.35 KB,736x1082,368:541,f2134a0de4229a6aa273d98b89….jpg)

>>295990

g-good lad

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e741f5 No.295992

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e17097 No.295993

why cant people understand that i want to be alone for a long time?

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e741f5 No.295994

File: 0e1df5d6479b2a5⋯.jpg (167.94 KB,641x480,641:480,1454442937666.jpg)

>>295993

I gave you half an hour, was that long enough?

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e17097 No.295995

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB,300x441,100:147,baste.jpg)

>>295994

how about 1 year

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1519e9 No.295996

File: 7656e7c655af6a0⋯.webm (5.48 MB,360x360,1:1,WojakWorld of Sleepers.webm)

750

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e17097 No.295997

make a new thread someone

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