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65c595 (1) No.294438 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

edit this into a proper one

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c1d857 (1) No.295180

>>295178

no chance of that happening, maidboy

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295181

>maidboy

bit gay

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6a20cb (8) No.295182>>295185

>>295107

i really like the japs

they improved matchlocks, had 1/4 of their entire army with them, built their own foundries and cannons by 1600, even ships up to western standards

but the entire thing is ruined by memes that japs only used katanas and had no cannons or shit

reason why japs opened to the west wasnt so much because commodore perry threatened them, perry himself would have taken decent casualties from the shore cannons, japs still traded and learnt from the dutch, they had relatively up to date cannons and ships and flintlocks, but rather because they saw the opportunities of westernising tbh

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2c8b09 (6) No.295183>>295210 >>295212

File (hide): 8e8750f3d6cd788⋯.png (3.3 MB,1103x1560,1103:1560,1531257595073.png) (h) (u)

>>295178

if imperium has another bad breakup he will probably develop dysphoria, calling it now

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6a20cb (8) No.295184

>tfw no nip gf

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295185

File (hide): a20a2e0d4ef4b15⋯.png (787.89 KB,1024x771,1024:771,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>295182

>they improved matchlocks, had 1/4 of their entire army with them, built their own foundries and cannons by 1600, even ships up to western standards

Their matchlocks were really aesthetic, the ones at Himeji castle are still there and look amazing.

Rewatched Seven Samurai the other day.

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6a20cb (8) No.295186>>295187

my game design is set in 19th c. , players command armies which are entirely customisable down to a man, however there is a map of the world which changes depending on the battles/missions players fight with each other, and other cool shit

>this will never exist

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295187>>295188

Best Samurai.

>>295186

What type of game would this be, RTS?

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6a20cb (8) No.295188

>>295187

battles would be sort of total war style but more realistic[since players keep their army for the entire game and all countries have limited mp and resources, losing all your shit would have a big impact]

map mode would be somewhat like grand strat but not complex, only dealing with mp, population, resources, industry

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6a20cb (8) No.295189

>if aliens invaded then humans would unite!

just like the native americans, africans and asians united when europeans invaded

oh wait..

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6a20cb (8) No.295191

>>295190

stupid bitch

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2c8b09 (6) No.295192>>295193

me right now

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295193

File (hide): d8c33ff1fa4012e⋯.jpg (137.64 KB,900x853,900:853,Cute_02.jpg) (h) (u)

>>295192

a hard days NEET'ing has tired you out

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6a20cb (8) No.295194

faggots shut the fuck up

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08d13c (1) No.295197

stop being mean to me

(I will do whatever it takes to erase you from this place)
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c82473 (3) No.295199>>295200

You’re only justifying my actions

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bac29e (1) No.295200>>295201

>>295199

>stop the gayism

>little angry man anprim decides to dish out the bans anyway

lad we can keep at this all night if you have enough stamina

(Stop posting)
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c82473 (3) No.295201

>>295200

It’s lunch time

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6a20cb (8) No.295203>>295206

>posts literal tranny porn

>ban evades

>acts surprised that hes getting banned

you actually deserve death, you pathetic cunt

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295204>>295205

File (hide): ca4873b93cacb9a⋯.png (262.95 KB,600x570,20:19,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

Anyone here play piano and could tell me the starting price you need to pay to get into it? Grand Piano's and stuff look really expensive is there any cheaper way?

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c82473 (3) No.295205>>295208

>>295204

Get a keyboard for home and find a music school that’ll teach you using a real piano

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ed2afd (1) No.295206

>>295203

>Literally stop the gayism

>Still get banned

>now others are saying I deserve death

And you guys think I'm the one who's mentally ill

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8a9c27 (2) No.295207>>295209

>>295086

>- not wash your hands after pissing

why would you? unless you get piss on your hand

>- put bread in the fucking fridge

putting bread in the fridge keeps it edible longer by slowing the growth of mold. it does, however, shorten the duration of time that it is palatable by making it go stale faster. personally, I put whole foods burger buns in the fridge, 'cause they get moldy in a few days and after grilling them for a minute they still taste fine.

>-not have the capability to grow a thick druid beard

it's thicc on the neck and stash, but not on the cheeks where it counts. looks too scruffy; as I said, Sam-like

>-let a cat anywhere near your face so it can rub toxoplasma gondii into your pores

I love my kitty

>>295104

>>295109

>>295124

>>295128

why are gooks only remotely attractive if they're fat?

>>295145

if you're dutch then you're not much

>>295164

alright that's pretty good, she's even got the nose ring to symbolize what a cow she is. come to papa

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295208

>>295205

Still too expensive for me right now but seems like the best option.

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2c8b09 (6) No.295209

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>>295207

https://www.tokyotimes.com/make-way-marshmallows-girls-2/

They have very sympathetic i.e. rounded features for chub.

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dcc33d (4) No.295210>>295211

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2c8b09 (6) No.295211>>295213

>>295210

that's not a very convincing argument smh

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74f6ab (1) No.295212>>295213

>>295183

>spoiler

His taste in women seems to be getting worse so I'm inclined to agree.

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dcc33d (4) No.295213>>295222

>>295211

We're not breaking up any time soon.

>>295212

>beautiful wives are worse than chinky lasses

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295214

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like how no matter what country they're from when people cover Jap songs they all sing in a similar style.

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295215>>295216 >>295218

File (hide): 8951a401e274f2a⋯.png (504.09 KB,640x480,4:3,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

John McCain Chooses to End Brain Cancer Treatment

https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/08/24/john-mccain-chooses-to-end-brain-cancer-treatment/

press f to pay respecc

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dcc33d (4) No.295216>>295217

>>295215

s

spits on grave

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295217

>>295216

I mean, he advocated arming jihadists.

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4b0265 (1) No.295218

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295219

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Really cool video.

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17c613 (4) No.295220>>295221

File (hide): 0cb8f3fe61ad218⋯.png (48.8 KB,255x183,85:61,shrug.png) (h) (u)

>they're doing the cooking for me

well ok then

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295221

File (hide): 1a52a24271f7dc3⋯.png (803.25 KB,683x915,683:915,nerd.png) (h) (u)

This nerdy looking lass is my favourite.

>>295220

Doing your own cooking is the best way to diet it takes forever 😤 im jelly

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2c8b09 (6) No.295222>>295223 >>295224 >>295225

am I a cheeky monkey lads

>>295213

I hope not, she doesn't realise what would happen to you if she loses interest.

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dcc33d (4) No.295223>>295232

>>295222

>I hope not, she doesn't realise what would happen to you if she loses interest.

I'd find another lass.

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17c613 (4) No.295224

>>295222

no you're an irritating baboon

or possibly a vexing orangutan

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a1fb12 (2) No.295225>>295232

File (hide): ddfaeef6663f8a6⋯.png (477.52 KB,720x801,80:89,1528844489007.png) (h) (u)

Is the bully gone, lads?

>>295222

You most certainly are a cheeky wee monkey, lass

*rubs the cheeky wee monkey's tummy wummy*

UwU

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295226>>295228

File (hide): ff4cbdeb9b40f44⋯.png (143.17 KB,307x314,307:314,zzzza.png) (h) (u)

>when you practice for hours at something then you find someone on the internet who can do it better

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17c613 (4) No.295227>>295228

BAN

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a1fb12 (2) No.295228>>295233

>>295226

Turn that feeling into fuel

>>295227

lad..

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17c613 (4) No.295230

File (hide): 14a4047a0514b75⋯.png (20.86 KB,915x149,915:149,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

File (hide): 9c28ab8ea8bd744⋯.png (129.25 KB,680x518,340:259,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295231

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This is a great cover.

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2c8b09 (6) No.295232>>295234

>>295223

(yourself)

>>295225

uwaaaa thanks lad

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295233

>>295228

>Turn that feeling into fuel

😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

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ee2ec0 (15) No.295234

File (hide): 6b283d8ca65e342⋯.png (3.14 MB,2169x2442,723:814,ClipboardImage.png) (h) (u)

>>295232

Nice pic.

I'm still finding my Constanze OC on random websites in different languages, last one was Polish.😊

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8a9c27 (2) No.295235

File (hide): 2a1552dfdcd7009⋯.webm (1.63 MB,640x360,16:9,the west.webm) (h) (u) [play once] [loop]

is there hope, lads?

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