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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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c5e731 No.292933 [View All]

THE NEWS FUCKING SUCKS

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cbeb81 No.293638

>>293637

>thought this sh*t only happened in Russia

Happens all the time amongst Christians lad.

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c8cd61 No.293639

>>293638

>Christians

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cbeb81 No.293640

>>293639

Are you not one lad?

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37e484 No.293641

>>293622

to whom?

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5080d3 No.293642

>>293641

no comment

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37e484 No.293643

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5080d3 No.293644

>>293643

it aint me though

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37e484 No.293645

>>293644

still s'ing m h but now in no particular direction

as we all know, I dislike the gays

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37e484 No.293646

Think I found the secret to tinder though

just proclaim you're a king god or demon and then ask if they want to go drinking

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b7a188 No.293647

>>293644

i ain't not fortunate son

>>293646

lass from secondary school liked me on tinder, noticed her facebook had been scrubbed of the 10 year older than her arab she used to date

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5080d3 No.293648

But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.

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37e484 No.293649

>>293647

but is she lookin decent tho?

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b7a188 No.293650

>>293649

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

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37e484 No.293651

>>293650

then we prolly gonna have to pass that lay by

smh niggas, smh indeed

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cbeb81 No.293652

>>293646

There aren't any good lasses on tinder lad

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5080d3 No.293653

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37e484 No.293654

>>293652

really depends on what you mean by good lass

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5080d3 No.293655

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>>293654

good bucks, probably not good in the long term

such is the nature of the thot

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37e484 No.293656

>>293655

A lay is a lay my good man

Mostly I just like to use it for personal amusement. It's really just the place I go to befuddle poor girls with extremely overt flirting, nudes requests and strange pick up lines

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37e484 No.293657

until they either tap out or ultimately prove themselves worthy

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b7a188 No.293658

also I'm getting on the plane again tomorrow, see ya'll niggas in september

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a0b9ba No.293659

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Kirby 64 has such a nice art style.

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cbeb81 No.293660

>>293656

>lay is a lay

Not a good lass then.

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5080d3 No.293661

>>293657

>>293656

tbqh even though I have an lass, the teachings of thotperium seem relevant for a large amount of the population

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cbeb81 No.293662

>>293658

>getting on the plane again tomorrow

I hope your pilot is the cousin of Lubitz

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5080d3 No.293663

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b7a188 No.293664

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37e484 No.293665

>>293660

You see I would call a lass who would bind my lusting demon away for a time to be a good lass

>>293661

thotperium is the enlightened third path

it shall always be

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cbeb81 No.293666

>>293664

You back off to Spain then lad?

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b7a188 No.293667

>>293666

No lad, Canada.

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50b2aa No.293668

>>293663

shipman looks so aesthetic to me

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50b2aa No.293669

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bloody hell…

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37e484 No.293670

seriously tho how cool would it be to have a barbed penis

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50b2aa No.293671

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50b2aa No.293672

someone make a new thread

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50b2aa No.293673

wonder how long it will take for my bis to look super juicy

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37e484 No.293674

>>293668

there was this old man at my work the other day. he had long white hair, a thick white moustache and he was smoking a pipe. I thought he was probably the coolest old man I'd ever seen

>>293671

very, being the answer

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b7a188 No.293675

>>293672

there's already one

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50b2aa No.293678

>>293674

old men with thicc white facial hair are really cool

a pipe would only add to the coolness

>>293675

very well chap

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50b2aa No.293679

at least i'm gaining weight

bit difficult over last few weeks but i now have decent motivation to keep up the work

a solid 10 stone

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cbeb81 No.293680

>>293679

>10 stone

What's your BMI lad?

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50b2aa No.293681

>>293680

why would i know or care? bmi is a load of bs

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50b2aa No.293682

>someone who has lots of muscle is unhealthy according to bmi

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cbeb81 No.293683

>>293681

Why are you trying to get thicc unless you are a skelly?

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50b2aa No.293684

>>293683

because im lifting?

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cbeb81 No.293685

>>293684

>lifting

What you up to lad?

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50b2aa No.293686

>>293685

10kg curl is what i reached the other day but i've changed to lower weight[bout 7.5] higher reps[15+] tbh

i'm going full hypertrophy AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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50b2aa No.293687

USE THE NEW THREAD FROM NOW ON

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cbeb81 No.293689

>>293687

You can't tell me what to do

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cbeb81 No.293690

THIS THREAD BELONGS TO GOOD BOYS

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