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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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938d85 No.292189 [View All]

The Beginning of the End Of WWI: Amiens, 1918

>“Keep your mouth shut!”; that was the less-than-subtle notice pasted into the pay books of British soldiers in the run-up to the offensive near the French town of Amiens that would start on 8th August, 1918

>the main architect of the Amiens assault, Fourth Army Commander General Sir Henry Rawlinson, was aiming to create a diversion, dispatching two Canadian battalions north to Mount Kemmel, in Flanders, the main stomping ground for the BEF the previous year

>in all, there were around 30 Allied divisions, two-thirds of them British Empire and one-third French, going up against about half as many German units

https://www.forces.net/news/army/beginning-end-wwi-amiens-1918

3000 people gather to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>His Royal Highness The Duke of Cambridge and the Prime Minister joined 3,000 guests to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens

>two thousand guests watched the service from inside the Cathedral, including hundreds of descendants of those who fought; a further 1,200 members of the public watched from the Cathedral square

>in a speech, HRH The Duke of Cambridge paid tribute to those who served in the battle one hundred years ago and the cooperation between the Allied nations

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/3000-people-gather-to-mark-the-centenary-of-the-battle-of-amiens

WW1 centenary: William and PM mark Battle of Amiens

>the Duke of Cambridge and the prime minister have attended commemorations in northern France to mark the centenary of the Battle of Amiens - the beginning of the end of World War One

>in a reading, the duke said he was "delighted" to mark the centenary in the "historic cathedral"

>he added the purpose of the service was to "honour the fallen of all nations" involved in the war

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45107803

Prince William hails 'courage and endeavour' of Battle of Amiens troops as he and Theresa May attend centenary service to mark 100 years since 'beginning of the end' of Great War

>the Duke of Cambridge today paid tribute in France to the 'courage and endeavour' of troops who fought in the Battle of Amiens during the First World War as a poignant commemoration service marked its centenary

>relatives of soldiers who served and died in the conflict also spoke of their pride and sadness as they joined Prince William and Prime Minister Theresa May at the event staged exactly 100 years since the offensive began

>the battle changed the course of the war, as the comprehensive Allied victory, due to superior tactics, use of technology and leadership, finally convinced German commanders they could not win

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6038445/Prince-William-Theresa-attend-Battle-Amiens-centenary-commemorations.html

Troops who won decisive 'forgotten' Battle of Amiens praised 100 years on as PM and Prince William attend service

>William acknowledged the debt owed to the First World War troops in a message printed in the official programme: "the Battle of Amiens, and the continued fighting which followed during the summer of 1918, brought the Allies hope and optimism after four long years of bloodshed and stalemate

>"while it is right that we have collectively commemorated many of the significant battles and campaigns of those years, it is important that the success of the Battle of Amiens takes its rightful place in our shared history"

>during his address to the congregation, William said: "what began here on 8th August was truly a coalition operation under the strategic command of a great Frenchman, Marshal Foch, a battle in which the forces of many nations came together to fight; in which aerial, mechanical and human courage and ingenuity combined with devastating results"

http://www.itv.com/news/2018-08-08/troops-who-won-decisive-first-world-war-battle-praised-100-years-on/

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09751d No.292885

oh god it's so hard to find torrents these days

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09751d No.292886

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48addc No.292887

File: ca93430c8712ecb⋯.png (948.1 KB,2560x1600,8:5,cuute.png)

>>292886

>>292884

Ta. Is Zero any good?

>>292885

Ikr, government needs to let us have free stuff ok.

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5c9ad2 No.292888

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09751d No.292889

File: 4f8399f101d4af7⋯.png (1.49 MB,640x2374,320:1187,4f8.png)

>>292887

I've yet to play Zero, I've heard it ain't too good though. The monkey enemies are a pain in the ass and shouldn't be in the game. The inventory system is a mess too, there's no chests like in RE 1 so you have to drop and carry items across the map kek

G2A has the RE1 HD remaster for under £6 if that torrent doesn't work out https://www.g2a.com/en-gb/resident-evil-biohazard-hd-remaster-steam-key-global-i10000026966005

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48addc No.292890

File: 186f7a412c74d42⋯.jpg (343.93 KB,714x821,714:821,1518441808366.jpg)

>wake up

>dead wasp at the side of my pillow

I just opened the window for some fresh air o(╥﹏╥)o

>>292889

Thanks man! Wth, why is it so cheap?

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09751d No.292891

File: 737c93a40cbc7fb⋯.jpg (175.28 KB,1920x1080,16:9,stefRE7.jpg)

some oc from me yw

>>292890

>Thanks man! Wth, why is it so cheap?

It's G2A the key sellers get their keys in an unscrupulous manner(Russians using stolen credit cards to buy keys and then selling said keys on G2A etc etc)

But I've been using G2A since '09 and I've had zero problems. I have countless keys from there on my Steam account too

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09751d No.292892

File: 5e561646dacb4be⋯.jpg (13.22 KB,720x340,36:17,stefan-molyneux-720x340.jpg)

File: af9bb79cdeea531⋯.jpg (154.55 KB,1920x1080,16:9,af9.jpg)

oh fug the original looks like him too

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97bea3 No.292893

File: 64fe97023933d12⋯.png (36.88 KB,632x554,316:277,ClipboardImage.png)

File: ea63f1028cd8843⋯.png (22.99 KB,632x554,316:277,ClipboardImage.png)

>>292858

scowling eternal, shiny and chrome

>>292862

the ballfather

>>292863

this is why I don't like your thotposting

that is entirely inappropriate and antithetical to the situation

>>292868

dooglewave

>>292867

post here and not about fucking /shit/ please

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25c508 No.292894

>>292872

The control schemes of the older metal gear games can be a pain in the ass after playing MGSV

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97bea3 No.292895

dug up an old scifi thing for /tg/, I'd deleted the stuff I'd written about them and paraphrased from memory

>>>/tg/388031

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064f85 No.292896

hate the way my dad talks about me with other people

always does the "that's MY son!" and acts so proud of it

so stupid and cringey

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064f85 No.292897

>>292871

ooh

>>292870

ooohhhhhh

>>292893

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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97bea3 No.292898

File: 1984107d3914a93⋯.png (15.26 KB,644x543,644:543,wizard4.png)

>>292896

what's he got to be proud of in you

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064f85 No.292899

>>292898

exactly

it makes no sense

utter embarrassment

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6bca6d No.292900

v

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6bca6d No.292901

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97bea3 No.292902

File: 721221758b3424d⋯.png (147 KB,637x321,637:321,ClipboardImage.png)

File: bbcc4b6ae4d0940⋯.png (469.31 KB,480x454,240:227,sweaty1.png)

I don't want to be a paypig lads

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c3207b No.292903

File: fa7db865d0f21e6⋯.png (270.24 KB,500x567,500:567,ClipboardImage.png)

>>292902

well you already have the game, would be a shame playing it knowing you're not having the full experience, righht?

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064f85 No.292904

>>292902

you're really showing your mum you are a useful person by wasting all your bennies on games

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97bea3 No.292905

File: 28a1a4fcf0f09ce⋯.png (401.72 KB,500x484,125:121,4.png)

>>292903

>>292904

I'd wait for a sale but I've been playing literally the entire time since friday and going to bed at 2am

been a while since I've been like this but I suspect it's more to do with chronic apprehension and finding something to do instead of what's important

which I shall do now, got lots of emails to answer

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c3207b No.292906

>>292905

> chronic apprehension and finding something to do instead of what's important

ahhhhh I want to go back

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97bea3 No.292907

File: 2c4e3527a926a47⋯.png (291.46 KB,658x662,329:331,apukid.png)

>>292906

I don't want to go forwards

scared of becoming a normie golem if I get full time employment and not being able to enjoy thinking as has happened previously when I've had work

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c3207b No.292908

File: dbb8f85f2f15685⋯.png (11.82 KB,418x408,209:204,dbb8f85f2f1568500f61cd8803….png)

>>292907

It hurts, lad. I hope heaven is eternal childhood

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064f85 No.292909

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB,601x601,1:1,JUST.jpg)

>>292908

so innocent… so happy

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064f85 No.292910

MAKE A NEW THREAD

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c3207b No.292911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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064f85 No.292912

>mum takes washing out of the washbasket instead of carrying the washbasket downstairs

i dont get it

i may as well not have a washbasket

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c3207b No.292913

>>292912

>washbasket is just filled up but never emptied so you have to dig through it for clean clothes while your closet is empty

smh

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6bca6d No.292914

File: 4a324d76fbbeb43⋯.jpg (21.82 KB,615x409,615:409,33494459.jpg)

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064f85 No.292915

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB,250x202,125:101,a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

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064f85 No.292916

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6bca6d No.292917

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064f85 No.292918

File: a3254f79fea052f⋯.png (624.67 KB,584x472,73:59,f.png)

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6bca6d No.292919

>farty marty shitting up /shit/

kek

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445783 No.292920

fucking love nutrients lads

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064f85 No.292921

>>292920

yeah? well i'm going to feed you a fist full of iron

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445783 No.292922

>>292921

cheers daddy-o I haven't eaten many greens recently

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6bca6d No.292923

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064f85 No.292924

>>292922

ive been eating lots of spinach

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445783 No.292925

WHILE YOU SLEEP IN EARTHLY DELIGHT

SOMEONES FLESH IS ROTTING TONIGHT

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6bca6d No.292926

Hullo SA

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445783 No.292927

>>292924

A wise call indeed lad

I've been feeling the need for a salad with spinach in

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064f85 No.292928

>>292927

it is also very good fried

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6bca6d No.292929

File: 5fc6bc26347cf08⋯.png (1.05 MB,1252x1252,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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064f85 No.292930

>>292929

lmao my arms are the opposite of his

skinny wrists and big biceps smh no matter what i do i have skinny wrists

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445783 No.292931

So many lads on brit be talkin bout thots lacking modesty

all I be saying is that I suspect they're just afraid of having a smaller willy than the lad his lass previously was shaggin

>>292928

I fucking bet

I remember the last time I ate fried lettuce and that shit was the bomb. how can such a dull leaf attain so much flavour still baffles me

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445783 No.292932

>>292930

have you tried grip training

like fat gripz on a deadlift

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064f85 No.292935

>>292932

i only use dumbbells

>>292931

all food has flavour

but we are dulled as a species, our taste is not what it used to be

it is men to blame for thottery tbqh, /shit/ is just as guilty for the degradation of society as anyone else

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c68512 No.292936

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