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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: dca3392b7d8e1ad⋯.jpg (88.93 KB,532x750,266:375,IMG_2750.JPG)

e995b5 No.289188 [View All]

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

The same was in the beginning with God.

All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

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b9db6c No.289932

File: 983ef419ab1dfc4⋯.png (136.44 KB,361x496,361:496,Tomo realisation.png)

File: 08ee6ab4d7a9873⋯.png (760.02 KB,808x1120,101:140,Wizard spells.png)

>>289927

>That character is just the South Korean Tomo

>>289928

Second pic.

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48cb4a No.289933

File: 4c858b091205b7f⋯.png (133.67 KB,420x531,140:177,zzzzxc.png)

File: b22cc2c9b5311cd⋯.gif (1.44 MB,600x563,600:563,Cute gif.gif)

>>289932

>That character is just the South Korean Tomo

Love them both

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aa4a42 No.289934

File: 109485f8adbfde7⋯.png (120.91 KB,1056x1283,1056:1283,feelsforever.png)

>>289928

>robot or possibly cyborg

but I knew that already

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71e271 No.289935

>tfw last day of newbrit for the next month

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48cb4a No.289936

File: cf31e884e791258⋯.png (Spoiler Image,294.63 KB,1041x828,347:276,ClipboardImage.png)

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0f0c44 No.289937

>>289928

>116

I don't believe

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ef086f No.289938

File: 72d6102e18918cc⋯.jpg (244.32 KB,894x894,1:1,1533027823449.jpg)

>>289936

that lads hips are a little on the wide side

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71e271 No.289939

>>289936

why are his(?) hips so wide?

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aa4a42 No.289940

>>289935

are you going into seclusion lad?

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0f0c44 No.289941

File: 1050906b4c11d99⋯.jpg (55.24 KB,560x560,1:1,484d3501882b8499f1a59c4f74….jpg)

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71e271 No.289942

>>289940

holiday

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2fedf9 No.289943

>>289928

102 at least, I'll take it

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aa4a42 No.289944

>>289942

lah di da mister bigwig

have fun now

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e995b5 No.289945

>>289934

>>robot or cyborg

Ouch.

>>289936

Is that the saw palemetto effect?

>>289937

>don't believe

You're lying to yourself one way or the other lad.

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19cf8b No.289946

>>289936

>>289938

we should use this process to create a race of short feminine humanoids tbh

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48cb4a No.289947

>>289939

>>289938

Looks like lazy artistry they just reused Tomoko's hips.

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2fedf9 No.289948

>>289946

Now why the fuck would anyone want to do that lass?

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71e271 No.289949

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19cf8b No.289950

>>289948

because it's cute I guess, asians are already halfway there

wouldn't do it with british people though, we need to be tall and powerful

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71e271 No.289951

>>289949

>adding a none of the above option instead of your own preference

why

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ef086f No.289952

File: a0b2fd384ee670d⋯.jpg (209.77 KB,642x591,214:197,1532926137330.jpg)

>>289950

>asians are already halfway there

Yes, let's make an already physically weak race even weaker. Gotta soften them ever further for the incoming Jewish assault

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48cb4a No.289953

File: 2b9a8123f8efaca⋯.png (176.62 KB,719x441,719:441,jm.png)

>>289950

We need a range of heights as we need people of all shapes and sizes for a robust society.

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19cf8b No.289954

>>289951

looks like it's either me or faggot

>>289952

smh their cuteness is their strength

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71e271 No.289955

>>289954

guess i'm modding herts then

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aa4a42 No.289956

>>289949

do not trust poals

or democracy

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19cf8b No.289957

File: b81a8c21ec7b736⋯.jpg (88.16 KB,1280x720,16:9,4d1cfa3a1c53543c3ad9a76685….jpg)

>>289955

all according to plan

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aa4a42 No.289958

do you have to have logins and stuff if you're a mod

I wouldn't mind doing it for free tbh, I'm around most of the time anyway

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71e271 No.289959

>>289957

*doesn't mod anyone and keeps his phone on newbrit the whole holiday*

smh

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0f0c44 No.289960

>>289958

it's a username and password

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0f0c44 No.289961

my modding is more than adequate anyway

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aa4a42 No.289962

>>289960

so long as it's not a per post thign or smth tarded

>>289961

tbh

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bc0222 No.289963

Lada

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ef086f No.289964

File: 240a52638bc4490⋯.png (441.75 KB,550x720,55:72,1532674762955.png)

>>289959

No, lad. You deserve a holiday for doing such an excellent job here. Leave your phone and newbrit and enjoy your holiday

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19cf8b No.289965

if you're not taking saw palmetto you'll be bald and infertile by 30, imperium can confirm

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561eac No.289966

>>289936

>Those hips

the eternal nip

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bc0222 No.289967

File: 40c2b78681299f7⋯.jpg (67.52 KB,397x391,397:391,30229b386292184e5239632fee….jpg)

>>289961

>being a mod

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0f0c44 No.289968

>>289967

okay thankyou

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aa4a42 No.289969

>>289965

my hair is fine and I don't even have a receding scalp despite wearing ponytails for most of my life

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bc0222 No.289970

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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48cb4a No.289971

>>289965

shut the fuck up my forebears all had full heads of hair without taking your gay yank herbal shite

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aa4a42 No.289972

>>289970

I don't remember you lad

are you ancient history?

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bc0222 No.289973

>>289972

old as the hills

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2fedf9 No.289974

>>289949

>Not adding Suffolk

Gaaaaay

>>289950

It's really not lass, it'll be like the human equivalent of a chihuahua

>>289972

What if it's BBK

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71e271 No.289975

>>289974

you can add your own answers lad.

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bc0222 No.289976

>>289974

>BBK

How dare you

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aa4a42 No.289977

I am in favour of genetically engineered wide hipped shortstacks (female) tbqh

>>289971

tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

>>289974

I know the BD personality from somewhere

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aa4a42 No.289978

File: 4a2af5a1e078bfa⋯.png (188.94 KB,480x480,1:1,bumpepe.png)

you might not like it but this is neo's ideal asian genetic experiment

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561eac No.289979

>>289972

I gave him his name. He is an old man with a family

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2fedf9 No.289980

>>289975

I did lad

>>289976

Kek, my mistake lad

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48cb4a No.289981

>>289977

>tbh I just had a vision of westie as a little bald goblin at 30 lmao better take it just in case

What's wrong with going bald?

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