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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 2194daafc84b52a⋯.webm (2.65 MB,640x480,4:3,493.webm)

e2fc04 No.288427 [View All]

This Week

Heat to spark EXPLOSIVE rain and lightning in 48-hour storm DOWNPOUR

>BRITAIN is facing a two-day thunderstorm deluge with extreme heat set to trigger explosive downpours from this afternoon

>Torrential downpours, lightning, hailstones and strong winds threaten damage to buildings and travel chaos due to flash floods

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/994636/UK-weather-forecast-thunderstorm-heatwave-rain-lightning-today-forecast-Met-Office

Britain is hottest place in Europe as heatwave nearing all-time record of 38.5C

>With the country just one stage away from a national emergency being declared, the Met Office predicts the UK might experience its hottest day on record with temperatures possibly exceeding 38.5C (101F) on so-called Furnace Friday.

Century-old Cardiff post box 'a safety risk'

>A 120-year-old post box has been deemed a "health and safety risk" after being engulfed by a tree.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-44968321

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cf132b No.289138

>>289136

that one always makes me laugh

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44a281 No.289139

File: c0066fd361bbb5d⋯.png (389.89 KB,734x688,367:344,ClipboardImage.png)

top i am gay

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cf132b No.289140

File: a6ee56a8dc2c284⋯.png (39.16 KB,283x203,283:203,menacingapu.png)

>>289139

>literally rewriting history with le multiculti vikangs and knigger knights

not very funny tbh, this author needs burning at the stake

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44a281 No.289141

File: 2e04a44749a5350⋯.png (431.95 KB,640x769,640:769,ClipboardImage.png)

hmmm

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cf132b No.289142

File: 7b0db81b3d7da4e⋯.png (609.35 KB,1117x625,1117:625,ClipboardImage.png)

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44a281 No.289143

>>289140

Pretty sure she qualifies for the chambers actually

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cf132b No.289144

File: 94ad4311dc08791⋯.png (371.3 KB,757x817,757:817,crecy.png)

>>289143

ah, of course

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3f0754 No.289145

>tfw have anime on both my thinkpad and desktop

ah lads this is peak weeb posting

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44a281 No.289146

>>289145

let me guess: It's anime from the last century

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3f0754 No.289147

>>289146

no lad it's from the next century

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cf132b No.289148

File: 07a494325d4f451⋯.png (225.27 KB,512x600,64:75,weeb.png)

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44a281 No.289149

>>289147

Man just tell us what the anime are

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3f0754 No.289150

>>289149

I'm just comparing resolution and picture quality, I don't have time to upgrade my thinkpad screen but it looks alright

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44a281 No.289151

so frustrated

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3f0754 No.289152

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44a281 No.289153

>>289152

You didn't tell me what anime you are watching

and other things smh

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3f0754 No.289154

>>289153

I wasn't watching it lad, I'm literally just testing my screen and picture quality of several different anime.

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44a281 No.289155

oh

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3f0754 No.289156

>>289155

I know lad, nothing glamorous

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cf132b No.289157

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>play Door Kickers

>get my officers to do some light training, level up the rookies, yakno

>small, low-resistance killhouse

>synch breach charges and move in

>niggas open up with fucking machineguns

rookie cops Manlet and Virgin survived, but wew

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cf132b No.289158

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cf132b No.289159

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>another two rookies go in for some training

>another two separate doors, but there's another room behind one

>just one guy behind the first door, I figure Coob can kick it open, stun him and double tap while Butt wires a breach charge on the other door

>Coob kicks open the door and takes the nigga's entire uzi clip to the chest, but downs him

>send him to go look into the next room with spy camera

>breaching charge still not done

>coob gets to the back room

>both remaining doors burst open and both guys get gangland massacred by niggas with heavy machine guns

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982d91 No.289160

I'm not part of the /newbrit/ community but could one or you help me out and post on /brit/ that the mods should check the appeals. I got permabanned for fug all and it's been an entire 24 hours and I have the shakes from withdrawal.

Okay. Thank you.

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cf132b No.289161

>>289160

I got permabanned several days ago lad

they're cunts, just post here

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daa7d9 No.289162

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daa7d9 No.289163

*forgets to imbed*

me dumb

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3f0754 No.289164

>>289163

almost turned into west riding there

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daa7d9 No.289165

*picks up food from floor and eats it but almost accidentally eats a toenail too*

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0407b6 No.289166

>start reading a Marvel comic on a whim, and now I have a backlog of like ten other comics to get through so I can fully understand this story arc

This is why I don't do this.

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daa7d9 No.289167

>>289166

>reading

this is why i dont do this

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cf132b No.289168

File: 478279e564de39f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,3.9 MB,1256x1484,314:371,JOSU.png)

Lads, I…

had two scoops of honey in my ginger and lemon tea

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0407b6 No.289169

>>289167

There's pictures too.

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daa7d9 No.289170

>>289168

i put honey, ginger and cinnamon in my tea tbh

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cf132b No.289171

Cinnamon and ginger,

Nutmeg and clove

and that's how I got

this jolly red nose

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10208f No.289172

Good evening lads. I have returned from work.

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cf132b No.289173

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In 1807, a campaign was undertaken in Egypt by the British. Alexandria was occupied, but their efforts to advance further were halted by Turkish forces under Mehemmet Ali. The night before a disastrous foray, which ended in the battle of El Hamed, an infantry commissary sang a "gay old English carol" in the cold of the desert, and twenty or thirty voices came in on the chorus.

The carol was called The Owl.

_________

Of all the brave birds that ever I see,

The owl is the fairest in her degree.

For all the day long she sits in a tree

And when the night comes away flies she.

Tu whit, tu whoo, to whom drinks thou

Sir knave to thee

This song is well sung I make you a vow

And he is a knave that drinketh now,

Nose, nose, nose, nose,

And who gave thee that jolly red nose?

Cinnamon and ginger, nutmeg and cloves,

And that gave me gave me this jolly red nose.

>>289172

evening lad

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daa7d9 No.289174

>>289171

:]

>>289172

evenin

wot u work as?

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10208f No.289175

>>289174

>wot u work as

Work at a fancy pub.

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cf132b No.289176

File: ffb91ed8d08dd57⋯.png (234.84 KB,565x668,565:668,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 0c9f54ccee018e5⋯.png (32.57 KB,519x105,173:35,ClipboardImage.png)

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daa7d9 No.289177

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daa7d9 No.289178

cringe

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cf132b No.289179

?

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daa7d9 No.289180

all i can hear is shit music FUCK OFF

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0407b6 No.289181

File: 32947c2ec7c7a59⋯.png (74.23 KB,364x354,182:177,32947c2ec7c7a59f744df6fc1e….png)

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daa7d9 No.289182

ITS LOUDER

FUCK YOU

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daa7d9 No.289183

heston fuckin blumenthal

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10208f No.289184

>>289177

>smh

I can't afford to eat there tbh. They didn't even offer me any coffee today :'-(

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daa7d9 No.289185

>>289184

Go in there and give the manager a firm handshake.

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daa7d9 No.289186

tfw not sent to a psychiatric hospital

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0407b6 No.289187

File: 65494bc95417124⋯.jpg (639.82 KB,1813x1025,1813:1025,6fd4e4178fdb933e8942a1a2b6….jpg)

>when they finally cure autism

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