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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b10c17 No.286938 [View All]

Brexit’s Final Frontier: Rocketing space industry means UK has nothing to fear outside EU

>the UK’s soaraway success in the space industry – and the fact that a QUARTER of all telecommunications satellites are built here – leaves us perfectly placed to capitalise after Brexit, regardless of whether the EU excludes us from Galileo, says science minister Sam Gyimah

>and his optimistic outlook has been backed up by a rosy report published by the Space Growth Partnership (SGP), which was launched in 2010 with the aim of raising the UK’s share of the global space market to 10% by 2030

>this week’s announcement of a £2.5million grant towards the costs of a vertical spaceport site in Sutherland, on the north coast of Scotland, signalled the Government’s commitment to both the space industry and the union

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/991477/brexit-news-uk-space-industry-eu-Sam-Gyimah-galileo-satellite

British government to promote space industry exports

>the British government announced a new effort to help space companies in the country win business outside of Europe amid concerns about the effects Brexit will have on the industry

>in a speech at the Farnborough International Airshow, Liam Fox, the minister for international trade, said the government would initiate a “Space Exports Campaign” with a particular focus on the United States and India

>Fox said the campaign would leverage the British space industry’s strengths, particularly in emerging fields like small satellites, to create new export opportunities for companies in the space sector

https://spacenews.com/british-government-to-promote-space-industry-exports/

Spire executive talks spaceports, Brexit, and the future of the UK space industry

>Theresa Condor, executive vice president of corporate development at Spire and member of Via Satellite’s Advisory Board, believes with launch continuing to be a bottleneck for the industry, anything that helps make launch services more regular and reliable will be beneficial

>"it is important that a launch location come accompanied by launch vehicles ready to use it on a reliable basis and a regulatory framework that supports licensing of the satellites being launched,” she added about the situation in Scotland

>Condor admitted that Scotland is a fantastic location for a company like Spire, with it being an exciting time to be part of the UK space industry, as the United Kingdom makes great efforts to boost the industry

https://www.satellitetoday.com/government-military/2018/07/19/spire-executive-talks-spaceports-brexit-and-the-future-of-the-uk-space-industry/

As the SpaceX steamroller surges, European rocket industry vows to resist

>by aggressively pushing low-cost, reusable launch technologies, SpaceX has bashed down the traditional order; Blue Origin also promises more of the same within a few years for larger satellites

>as ArianeGroup’s chairman, Alain Charmeau has become one of the most powerful people in the world of aerospace, managing the production of three existing rockets: the Ariane 5, Vega, and a version of the Russian Soyuz

>for Charmeau, it will be enough to build quality rockets like the Ariane 6 and to serve his European and commercial customers with reliable service at a reasonable cost

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/07/as-the-spacex-steamroller-surges-european-rocket-industry-vows-to-resist/

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769b41 No.287645

>>287619

it tastes like the blood of a diabetic negroid. I fucking hate grape

>no pipeline

you poor southeners

its stocked high at the local petrol station

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042c16 No.287646

>>287644

you are aware that the govt, traitors and evildoers that they are, prioritize cities for most infrastructure, and that reservoirs are local?

you're shooting yourself in the foot and doing nothing to the city scum

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1f2e2f No.287647

>>287646

nobody cares

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1f2e2f No.287648

>prioritize

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b10c17 No.287649

>>287646

why care about anything lad when they don't sell pipeline punch in your local area

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1f2e2f No.287650

*tries to stalk people on fb*

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9ea3c4 No.287651

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1f2e2f No.287652

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>>287651

munter tbh

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9ea3c4 No.287653

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1f2e2f No.287654

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>>287653

yeah tbh

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660369 No.287655

>>287644

YOU ARE A BAD LAD Y'HEAR?

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1f2e2f No.287656

File: c164a66999250d5⋯.jpg (126.93 KB,1280x720,16:9,sam hyde.jpg)

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1f2e2f No.287657

music is the key

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b10c17 No.287658

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>>287657

>the key

Yes.

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1f2e2f No.287659

why does mum have to come into my room at 11pm just to say she is home? fuck off she doesnt even if all the lights are off and i am sleeping

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1f2e2f No.287660

>>287659

does it*

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a47ff7 No.287661

>put coffee grounds on your face to test how you'd look with a beard

lifehacks

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b10c17 No.287662

>>287661

Put your arm behind your back to see how you'd look like as an amputee.

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b10c17 No.287663

New thread please.

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b10c17 No.287664

Will make it don't worry.

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b10c17 No.287665

h

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b10c17 No.287666

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a8450b No.287667

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All nighter at work lads get ready for /comfy/

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b10c17 No.287668

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>>287667

>all nighter at work

Why? is that a bottle of alcohol lad?

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a47ff7 No.287669

>>287662

Fuck…

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ad7c4e No.287670

>>287667

Looks comfy, are you a security guard?

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bdfaa6 No.287671

>>287646

baths use less water than showers

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e03b11 No.287672

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e03b11 No.287673

>>287671

Have you ever showered with the plug in your bath?

Because I don't think that's true

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042c16 No.287674

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB,865x466,865:466,deadpepe1.png)

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a8450b No.287675

>>287668

>>287670

>why

Have a lot to do, better to blitz it and catch up a bit

>alcohol?

Literally how can you not drink on the job, it's a shithole

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ad7c4e No.287676

>>287673

>put showerhead over bath

>have a shower

>then sit in the bathwater you filled up

lifehacks

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b10c17 No.287677

>>287675

>it's a sh*thole

Get a better job then lad smh

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b10c17 No.287678

>>287676

But then you'll be sat in dirty water?

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bdfaa6 No.287679

>>287673

depends how long of a shower you take, how large your tube is and how high you fill it up. I take long showers

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e03b11 No.287680

>>287676

yeah no that just gets you dirty again

Although I do like to put the plug in purely to wash my feet (sort of)

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a8450b No.287681

>>287677

Ah, it's tough now but hopefully we'll pull ourselves out of this mess the company is in, maybe if the other guys stayed behind too

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bdfaa6 No.287682

I don't get the whole, "we're running out of fresh water" meme. Doesn't it just rain?

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042c16 No.287683

File: 3da1f931952c2c2⋯.png (16.96 KB,297x308,27:28,peasant2.png)

>fill a bucket and wash yourself with a flannel and soap

>save water and live the authentic peasant experience

middle ages hacks

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042c16 No.287684

File: abbb27f76d9dc92⋯.png (352.54 KB,894x894,1:1,goodnightwp.png)

better sleep tbh, doctors again tomorrow

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a47ff7 No.287685

>>287683

>when no one cared if you'd had a wash today, because they hadn't had one either

Truly a better time.

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a8450b No.287686

Right gents let's crack on and nail it

>got midnight maximum playing

POWERRR

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ad7c4e No.287687

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>>287685

*pops plague pustule on your face*

waheeey dickhead

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a47ff7 No.287688

>>287687

Be a fun job, tbh. I should become a dermatologist, so I can pop things all day.

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a47ff7 No.287689

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>ywn make money squeesing spots, and then make more money making "hi frens" videos for Youtube

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a47ff7 No.287690

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Wish Dr Vikram was my fren, tbh. He's so pleasant.

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ad7c4e No.287691

>>287689

This lads voice is so relaxing

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a47ff7 No.287692

>>287691

ikr. It's hypnotic, isn't it?

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ad7c4e No.287693

>>287692

Watching the gangrene one now

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b10c17 No.287695

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