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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 7ad4c62a437bada⋯.jpg (347.24 KB,2246x1341,2246:1341,IMG_2639.JPG)

854226 No.286216 [View All]

Highways England running £2.9bn over budget, ORR finds

>Highways England’s major schemes are currently running £2.9bn over budget as the government-owned company continues to try to get costs under control, according to independent monitor the Office of Rail and Road (ORR)

>following a revision of its first Road Investment Strategy (RIS 1 - covering April 2015 to March 2020), Highways England had to push schemes back into the second road investment period up to 2025 and this appears to be where the brunt of the cost overruns now reside

>in its annual assessment report on Highways England, the ORR said: ‘The revised plans mean that, of the 112 major schemes originally planned to start works in the first road period, 85 are now planned to start by March 2020

https://www.highwaysmagazine.co.uk/Highways-England-running-2.9bn-over-budget-ORR-finds/4249

Transport secretary praises haulage sector, promising Brexit clarity and more truck parking

>transport secretary Chris Grayling has praised the road transport industry, promised clarity over Brexit for the sector and acknowledged the shortage of truck parking in the UK

>speaking at the RHA’s 70th anniversary annual lunch in London last week, Grayling declared that no sector is more important than road haulage and logistics when it comes to keeping the economy running

>Grayling said: “We are grateful for all you do. Getting the right deal for haulage in Brexit is important."

https://motortransport.co.uk/blog/2018/07/16/transport-secretary-praises-haulage-sector-promising-brexit-clarity-and-more-truck-parking/

Haulage and Trailers Act bolsters EU exit preparations

>new powers provide reassurance for hauliers to continue planning for a smooth EU exit

>new legislation on cross-border haulage has today (19 July 2018) been given Royal Assent marking a significant step in the government’s preparations for exiting the European Union

>the Haulage Permits and Trailer Registration Act will ensure that the UK has the powers it needs to support British hauliers to continue operating internationally after exiting the EU

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/haulage-and-trailers-act-bolsters-eu-exit-preparations

Eliminating pollution by the truckload

>Volvo Trucks races to reinvent trucking with electric propulsion and self-drive technology

>the firm is developing a line of electric trucks that will go on sale in Europe next year; its first customers will be haulage firm TGM and Swedish refuse collection company Renova

>Volvo said electric trucks will lower operating costs for logistics companies, which in turn will lower the price of goods if the savings are passed on to consumer

https://www.businesstimes.com.sg/hub/bt-motoring/eliminating-pollution-by-the-truckload

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854226 No.286889

File: bb5aef7067d037f⋯.jpg (75.85 KB,594x553,594:553,IMG_2669.JPG)

Good morning lads. How did you find church this fine sunny morning?

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854226 No.286890

File: 1f80adb4ef9310d⋯.jpg (850.1 KB,1576x2048,197:256,IMG_2670.JPG)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PRINCE GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS OF CAMBRIDGE

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14923e No.286891

File: 9a44c597a43b0de⋯.png (1.74 MB,960x1836,80:153,__original_drawn_by_gambe_….png)

>>286889

I wish I still went to church smh.

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a34910 No.286892

File: ca6ee1335de28bd⋯.png (224.49 KB,596x650,298:325,wodruid.png)

>>286891

just print out a picture of a superhero and pray to it instead

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a34910 No.286893

File: c70b201c005ab53⋯.png (79.04 KB,287x289,287:289,belenoshot.png)

Today is Cleaning Day, the Day of the Sun God, Bel.

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854226 No.286894

>>286891

>still went

When did you stop going lad and why? You'd need to confess your sins before taking part in Communion first though.

>>286892

>print out a picture of a superhero and pray to it instead

Not everyone wants to be in the Pagang lad.

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a34910 No.286895

File: 23aa620b1bb7132⋯.png (48.2 KB,1353x1098,451:366,22st animedruid.png)

>>286894

what if it was a saint

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854226 No.286896

>>286895

>praying to saints

We're not Papists lad smh

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14923e No.286897

File: d3c97c9fe1171fb⋯.jpg (587.42 KB,1201x1753,1201:1753,__all_might_and_captain_am….jpg)

>>286894

I stopped because I finished primary school where attendance was mandatory. I didn't understand any of it back then but now I do smh.

>>286896

Last church I set foot in was a Catholic church tbf.

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9e3daa No.286898

>>286897

>travel past catholic church

>see vicar get out of supercar before walking inside

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854226 No.286899

File: 906bde197a0eecf⋯.jpg (76.72 KB,434x433,434:433,IMG_2668.JPG)

>>286897

>mandatory attendance

Doesn't really count then.

>didn't understand any of it back then but now I do

Yet you don't go to church? smh

>church I set foot in was a Catholic church tbf

Did you make the sign of the Cross with the Holy Water when you entered and kneel when you left lad?

>>286898

>>see vicar get out of supercar

Wew. Something is amiss there then.

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9e3daa No.286900

File: 39c8cf062d7d678⋯.png (1.1 MB,800x1091,800:1091,ClipboardImage.png)

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a34910 No.286901

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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14923e No.286902

File: 6f3a6069eecf3e9⋯.png (1.34 MB,1463x2742,1463:2742,__astolfo_fate_apocrypha_a….png)

>>286898

God moves in mysterious ways.

>>286899

They were so nice to me when I went in, I didn't want to cause trouble.

>>286900

You're lewd this morning aaaahhhh.

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76629c No.286903

>>286898

>catholic church

>vicar

wew

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854226 No.286904

>>286902

>so nice to me when I went in

They want you to join their cult. A Jehovah's Witness was nice to me once and gave me a Watchtower card, which I promptly binned because I don't want to go to Hell.

>I didn't want to cause trouble

The Holy Water would probably burn your skin tbh

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76629c No.286905

Reminder that physically going to a holy site is pagan.

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9e3daa No.286906

>>286904

>The Holy Water would probably burn your skin tbh

kek

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854226 No.286907

>>286905

>going to a Holy site is pagan

Wew. There is a Holy Well near me where the water is warm in winter and cool during the summer. It is not at all pagan lad.

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76629c No.286908

>>286907

Yeah it is lad

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854226 No.286909

>>286908

>it is

t. Puritan

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76629c No.286910

>>286909

Everything that isn't puritanical is a watered down version of what was already watered down for 6th century pagans tbh lad.

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854226 No.286911

Jaffa Cakes are cakes because they go stale whereas biscuits go soggy tbqh

>>286910

Everything pagan was a watered down misinterpretation.

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76629c No.286912

>>286911

Anything that isn't puritan is a half measure and you know it lad

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9e3daa No.286913

File: 4b834548714b8eb⋯.png (97.21 KB,728x646,364:323,ClipboardImage.png)

Looking at space stuff again and creeping myself out with the lovecraftian size of everything lads

Also the other day I finally understood why astronomy is so interesting, never felt the urge to buy a telescope before but now I get it.

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a34910 No.286914

File: d22da77f99919df⋯.png (86.5 KB,222x227,222:227,druidpepe.png)

*throws poopoo from the top of the Tor at the "holy immortal never-dying thorn bush that jesus personally planted and that the monks definitely didn't replant after every winter at the bottom of the Tor"*

I bet it was Arthurian pagang bantz that he gave the monks a holy site right below a pagang one tbh

>>286913

thicc

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9e3daa No.286915

>>286914

vy canis majoris is thicc

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9e3daa No.286916

File: a9f3067a89d02fc⋯.png (968.16 KB,1920x1381,1920:1381,ClipboardImage.png)

spoopy

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854226 No.286917

>>286912

Being a Puritan is hard though lad.

>>286913

You don't need a telescope to look at the Sun though?

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76629c No.286918

>>286917

Isn't that the point?

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9e3daa No.286919

>>286917

>You don't need a telescope to look at the Sun though?

Nah I'd want to look at stars and planets if I got a telescope.

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9e3daa No.286920

File: c117414d7b30e91⋯.png (1.24 MB,1080x1349,1080:1349,ClipboardImage.png)

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a34910 No.286921

>>286920

that's the one with the retarded face that gets spammed on /v/ lmao what a wierd 56% thot

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76629c No.286922

>>286921

The Egyptian photoset is pretty good tbh

>tfw weakness for all things Egypt

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9e3daa No.286923

>>286921

I think they're some sort of tanned jap

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9e3daa No.286924

When you leave a nip in the oven too long

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9e3daa No.286925

>>286922

>tfw we used to own egypt and gave it up to own the jerries

not worth it

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a34910 No.286926

File: df63ed3efcc8390⋯.gif (205.19 KB,1000x720,25:18,comfy ominous.gif)

>>286922

pretty sure she's trying to capitalize on the /monster/ craze and it's an anubis or whatever

I think one of them is named after the guy from The Mummy lmao

>>286923

a niggeye

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854226 No.286927

>>286925

At least we took most of the good stuff.

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a34910 No.286928

File: f78078988cf2895⋯.png (27.54 KB,300x250,6:5,laugh3.png)

a nipper

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76629c No.286929

looks like a whasian tbh

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9e3daa No.286930

>>286928

lols

my arms look like that now thanks to the heatwave

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a34910 No.286931

File: e6dcd264738341a⋯.png (598.62 KB,1000x821,1000:821,comfy crow.png)

whatever it is it's definitely a dumb thot

>being so much of a mouthbreather she can literally never shut her trap even for photos

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76629c No.286932

File: 82c844d0713eae3⋯.png (1.48 MB,1093x1089,1093:1089,ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw the pyramids and old Egypt have been fucking ruined by tourists

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Honestly wish I could go back in time and explore the Levant, before it was all ruined.

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a34910 No.286933

File: 2fff1051c011fea⋯.png (328.83 KB,1546x534,773:267,ClipboardImage.png)

>>286932

>ywn climb to the top of one

>ywn have a cheeky nap in a sarcophagus

>ywn bring home a stele for the stately home's front garden

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9e3daa No.286934

File: 4c35f078961ea7b⋯.png (633.89 KB,1027x592,1027:592,ClipboardImage.png)

>the heatwave is going to continue into august

we need to shoot one of those missiles at the sun that will cause a chain reaction and blow it up

>>286931

saw a kid on the bus who was mouthbreathing and had no jawline, wanted to reach out to him, wanted to tell him, stop mouthbreathing, don't do it lad, it's not too late for you

>>286932

cairo is just a sprawling slumlike polluted mass now isn't it?

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854226 No.286935

>>286932

>yfw you are the tourist

Where hasn't been ruined by tourists though lad? It's all so tiresome.

>>286934

>help a mouthbreather

If they eat with their mouth open too then they are beyond saving tbh

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854226 No.286936

File: 34e79fc1b1e456d⋯.jpg (43.63 KB,550x413,550:413,IMG_2672.JPG)

I don't want to go there.

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9e3daa No.286937

File: 2e4f809a25f7db8⋯.png (767.25 KB,640x727,640:727,ClipboardImage.png)

*sip*

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854226 No.286939

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