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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f94874 No.285447 [View All]

This Week

Water supply issues in Oakham

>A burst water pipe has been discovered in South Luffenham that may be causing water supplies to be off or at a low pressure for those in the Oakham area.

>Severn Trent Water say they have a team on the site and are hoping to have the pipe fixed "as quick as possible".

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2017-11-23/water-supply-issues-in-oakham/

Greetham Church Fete proves a hit yet again

>An annual village fete held on Saturday, July 14, to raise money for a local church which dates back to the 1200s was hailed a success by organisers

>Emma Jude, one of the organisers of the Greetham Church Fete, which took place from 12pm to 4pm at the community centre, said the event had been another fun filled family day

'Owls' nursery formally opened

>A new purpose-built nursery has been formally opened at Morton Church of England Primary School by the Bishop of Grantham, the Rt Rev Dr Nicholas Chamberlain.

https://www.stamfordmercury.co.uk/news/owls-nursery-formally-opened-9004001/

Rutland man who uploaded pig theft on to YouTube sentenced

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-leicestershire-44852780/rutland-man-who-uploaded-pig-theft-on-to-youtube-sentenced

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9fb722 No.286167

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795902 No.286168

File: 662466718966a27⋯.png (412.4 KB,553x562,553:562,Tired_01.png)

gained another stone today, going to go gym with my mate later on

>theres a course in my town where you get 8 weeks free MMA training but then have to do a fight for charity that gets uploaded to the internet

wew

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911b82 No.286169

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911b82 No.286170

unless it's a charity for funding nigger births or something

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e42fe1 No.286171

>>286168

How much do you weigh now lad?

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795902 No.286172

>>286169

I will once im heavier and fitter think it'd be wasted otherwise

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87418b No.286173

>>286171

6 stone

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795902 No.286174

>>286171

over 10 stone now going for 13

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e42fe1 No.286175

>>286173

>6 stone

Only little boys and women weigh that much though?

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1d23e7 No.286176

>>286175

Westie was really skinny tbh

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87418b No.286177

>>286175

Westie's like 5'0" and skinny

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e42fe1 No.286178

>>286174

>going for 13

Only giants weigh over 12 stone tbh

>>286176

Must have been a skeleton.

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f87b00 No.286179

>>286162

His name is Astolfo he is a very sweet boi

>>286163

I'm genuinely sorry. I'll stop being gay when Herts and Anprim apologise for spreading lies about me.

>>286164

bois can smell nice, a lot smell better than women tbh. Women can be smelly cunts

>>286166

this

(why can't you just be normal?)
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f87b00 No.286180

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*slices through your permaban*

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1d23e7 No.286181

>>286179

>boi

But that's a girl, right?

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911b82 No.286182

for fucks sake lad just stop with the gay shit

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c04ba6 No.286183

File: 62eefcb8c64a09a⋯.jpg (87.18 KB,409x683,409:683,6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)

>>286138

>Hates women

>brother watches gay porn

There may be a connection here..

>>286168

Do it lad, challenge yourself

>>286179

Fuck off you rancid homo

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795902 No.286184

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>when you start to improve yourself and it makes your friends insecure so they try to stop you

lol, you find out who your true friends are don't you?

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1d23e7 No.286185

>>286183

>if you hate women that means you like men

Nice strawman

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1d23e7 No.286186

>>286184

Good lad, don't ever fall for Ne*'s tricks, lad.

And don't take drugs either. Legitimately impressed with your progress, lad.

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795902 No.286187

>>286186

Yeah I also mean IRL, a lot of my friends are bugmen who know nothing about fitness but they'll say going to a gym is dumb and to just do bodyweight exercises and eat whatever you want. They have to act like they know what's best.

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1d23e7 No.286188

>>286187

>being friends with bugmen

Lad.

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e42fe1 No.286189

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>>286184

Keep up the good work lad.

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9fb722 No.286190

>>286168

Smh I'd be up for that

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9fb722 No.286191

>>286187

bodyweight exercises are good, you just have to do a serious volume of them, so 4 sets of ten for each and with high intensity.

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c04ba6 No.286192

>>286184

It's a good sign lad, keep going

>>286185

It's fine to be disgusted or disappointed with women, especially when they do retarded shit, but hating them is pointless and counterproductive

>>286191

This pull-ups/ chin-ups are fantastic exercises

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1d23e7 No.286193

>tfw jealous of Westie

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907602 No.286194

>>286184

i dont have any friends really but i hear this a lot from people who self improve

keep up the good work lad

that reminds me to start lifting again after being on holiday

i am nearly 10st, thought i would have gained weight but i didnt really

guess the only way i can gain weight is through lifting

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911b82 No.286195

File: c59fd012f19da5f⋯.png (30.73 KB,865x466,865:466,deadpepe1.png)

*watches theme park world footage and dies of nostalgia*

bullfrog didn't deserve to die

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e42fe1 No.286196

>be me, making new thread on phone because laptop is still slow and overheating

>just finished, making the picture for it, going to be a good one

>phone refreshes the page and I lose all my links

smh, someoneelse make it please

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e42fe1 No.286197

There is no food in the house. Send help.

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911b82 No.286198

>>286197

same tbh

/nobrekkie/ /nolunch/ diet

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e42fe1 No.286199

>>286198

May be naughty and order a pizza.

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10ca2d No.286200

>>286186

>Good lad, don't ever fall for Ne*'s tricks, lad.

Should be the disclaimer at the top of the board

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e42fe1 No.286201

>>286200

Why is he not permabanned if he poses such a risk to good boys?

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9fb722 No.286202

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9fb722 No.286203

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*cries motoroil*

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10ca2d No.286204

>>286201

She's nice when she's not pursuing her EVIL alterior motives

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e42fe1 No.286205

>>286204

>he's nice when he's not pursuing his EVIL alterior motives

Proof.

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9fb722 No.286206

>>286205

neo being evil is board culture, and mostly harmless unless you're retarded.

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795902 No.286207

>girl clearly likes me

>says "you're weird anon, but that's okay i'm weird too"

can't even have people come on to me without insulting me for being an autist

sick of neurotypicals who think they're so high and mighty lads

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9fb722 No.286208

>>286207

"no you're not weird, bitch"

then you slap her

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795902 No.286209

>>286208

good idea

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795902 No.286210

File: 161203802fbaed5⋯.jpg (86.33 KB,900x700,9:7,161.jpg)

"No you're not weird, you're just a fat fuck."

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795902 No.286211

new thread soon

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e42fe1 No.286212

>>286207

>>girl clearly likes me

How can you tell if a girl likes you?

>>286210

>fat f*ck

Avoid fatties tbh

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795902 No.286213

>How can you tell if a girl likes you?

she always wants to talk to you and says "I missed you" and laughs at your jokes and asks you not to leave them

>Avoid fatties tbh

I always do

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795902 No.286214

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795902 No.286215

File: 06be53a0f1f6021⋯.png (475.66 KB,750x750,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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e42fe1 No.286217

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