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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0e7417eb05cc67f⋯.png (1.13 MB,960x960,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

54eb10 No.282587 [View All]

This most /fa/ of waistcoats can bought at M&S for an absolute steal at around £200, complete with shirt and tie. Buy now to channel your inner Southgate and prepare for the inevitable arrival of football back home.

World Cup 2018: England must make most of opportunity - Gareth Southgate

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44726669

>Gareth Southgate says England must "make the most" of their World Cup opportunity in Russia, starting with Saturday's quarter-final against an "older, more experienced" Sweden.

>The match in Samara is England's first quarter-final appearance since 2006.

>A victory would earn England a semi-final meeting with Russia or Croatia.

>"It's a great opportunity, and although our team will be individually better in two years, we might not have this opportunity again," said Southgate.

World Cup 2018: All you need to know about Sweden

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44717377

>Sweden stand between England and a place in the semi-finals of a World Cup for the first time since 1990.

>Janne Andersson's side arrived in Russia without a win in six games, no goal in 337 minutes and without national hero Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

>Yet Sweden, 24th in Fifa's rankings - 12 places below England - find themselves two wins from a first final since 1958.

>We take a look at the Scandinavians as they prepare to meet Gareth Southgate's team in Samara on Saturday (15:00 BST) - Sweden's first World Cup quarter-final since 1994.

World Cup 2018: England through the ages

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44724259

>Every generation of England fans has a defining World Cup moment.

>One has the greatest of them all but for most it is one laced with disappointment and heartache.

>The country's post-war baby boomers are the most fortunate, brandishing their memory of Bobby Moore lifting the Jules Rimet trophy at Wembley in 1966 as a shield to the mainly misery that followed.

>Since then, England supporters have gone through a succession of early exits, absence from the finals all together and penalty shootout woe.

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0380d2 No.283238

>>283237

by yourself?

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182686 No.283239

>>283237

thats a big comfy fleece

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533d42 No.283240

>>283238

yeah

>>283239

it protecc

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143122 No.283241

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182686 No.283242

been practicing singing a while, posted a vocaroo in brit and someone said i was better than them, feeling accomplished boys

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533d42 No.283243

>>283242

post it here then la

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0380d2 No.283244

>>283242

oh dear

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143122 No.283245

>>283244

this tbh

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182686 No.283246

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0380d2 No.283247

>>283246

is it the weeb one?

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bef915 No.283248

File: 5d0f4b5b9326f8e⋯.mp4 (6.05 MB,514x720,257:360,ridge.mp4)

>pub regular came in and gave me a bag of potatoes

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533d42 No.283249

>the whole film wasn't actually a time travel adventure

>it was a spoiled richboi being epic pranked by his dad into thinking he was in the spring and autumn period by hiring thousands of actors and going full realism with the blood etc

>just so he stops being a chadneet

wew

and the film has no name

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182686 No.283250

>>283249

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

that's a really funny idea kek

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182686 No.283251

File: 26ba2afe8216c09⋯.png (517.41 KB,1280x720,16:9,ClipboardImage.png)

>>283249

>chadneet

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182686 No.283252

we're both chad neets now i quit my job

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533d42 No.283253

>>283251

"I spent 10 years in australia and I did nothing but drink, play video games and go after women, but now dad pranked me epic style I'm ready to be a responsible megacorp CEO"

t. chink richboi

>>283252

why lad?

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0380d2 No.283254

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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533d42 No.283255

File: fa6134300ea2a59⋯.png (512.3 KB,480x540,8:9,cuckjesus.png)

>>283254

pretty sure he's a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck tbh

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bef915 No.283256

>>283254

is this you?

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182686 No.283257

>>283253

>why lad?

im back to being a neet now besides learning javascript

are you one too? i think you mentioned something about working earlier actually

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0380d2 No.283258

>>283255

What, Ross?

>>283256

anprim face reveal tbh

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533d42 No.283259

>>283257

yeah I've been a neet for 2 years at this point and I'm losing all my money

worked with vanlad at his new job for a week before exploding my leg ulcer and having to quit

my only chance now is to find a shitty office job that hires unqualified cripples

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182686 No.283260

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533d42 No.283261

>>283258

yeah, remember seeing some lads talk about him and sseth and how ross says a lot of socjus nonsense and went full virtue signal on le twitters

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beb66e No.283262

>>283259

Just make YouTube videos and get a Patreon

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0380d2 No.283263

>>283261

Review manga tbh or old games like sseth and make some memes

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533d42 No.283264

>>283262

>>283263

it takes effort to do that smh

I'd have to learn how to use recording and editing software and invest in quality hardware as well as develop skills in eg making drawings, maps, infographics etc

would rather just be a min wage slave for 10 hours a day tbh

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182686 No.283265

>>283264

make asmr videos of you tappign on watermelon

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bef915 No.283266

>>283264

you could make real hot timelapse videos of your leg rotting off

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0380d2 No.283267

>>283264

just do it in moviemaker until people watch your videos

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beb66e No.283268

>>283264

idk

You don't necesarily have to be highly skilled at anything

Just find something that could be interesting that you know a bit about

Just pirate Sony Vegas. The basics are easy to figure out and there's tutorials and stuff

Just start and learn as you go you'll get better and build an audience

Or do politics videos rambling about wogs or something and become a based alt-right e-celeb

You could probably get to fuck Lauren Southern at some point

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0380d2 No.283269

>>283268

>hot pulsating leg ulcer on canadian husky voiced slag

oof

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533d42 No.283270

>>283265

*in font size 8*

bix nood

>>283267

don't even have moviemaker lol

>>283266

>>283269

grim

>>283268

smh I got a safe link from some lad on /brit/ for sv ages ago but didn't do anything and deleted the download later

not been pirating since 2016 or smth wew

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beb66e No.283271

File: e488af810ff04b4⋯.jpg (149.81 KB,645x685,129:137,screenshot.199000139.jpg)

Old lady face

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beb66e No.283272

None of you will ever find my video game review channel.

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0380d2 No.283273

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>France vs England World cup final

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533d42 No.283274

>>283272

who are you anyway lad

unless you're waifuposter without a trip

are you a member of the BlogsCast?

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0380d2 No.283275

>>283274

>tfw Lewis Brindley uses /newbrit/

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533d42 No.283276

>>283275

no no lad not the yogscast (weren't they outed as paedos?)

I said the blogscast

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOXJuvNwo57NqWCid33AkqQ/videos?shelf_id=0&view=0&sort=dd

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beb66e No.283277

File: ce2ae618a417acf⋯.png (29.95 KB,112x112,1:1,beorn.png)

>>283274

>who are you anyway lad

I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led. And through the air, I am he that walks unseen. I am the clue-finder, the web-cutter, the stinging fly. I was chosen for the lucky number. I am he that buries his friends alive and drowns them and draws them alive again from the water. I came from the end of a bag, but no bag went over me. I am the friend of bears and the guest of eagles. I am Ringwinner and Luckwearer; and I am Barrel-rider. I am waifuposter.

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533d42 No.283278

File: f5504d5d5d1e38b⋯.png (153.86 KB,1095x203,1095:203,ClipboardImage.png)

>still raking it in on the same old thing

>after literally a decade

they really lucked out

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0380d2 No.283279

>>283278

I just finished watching that and it's clearly a parody of their old content and minecraft content in general

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533d42 No.283280

>identical opening and script as ~8 years ago, the last time I watched them

wow

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182686 No.283281

>>283278

imagine how much fucking dosh they made

also im 20 so i watched them when i was like 12 woah flashbacks tbh

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533d42 No.283282

>>283279

not seeing much difference to the rest tbh

it seems like all the youtube goldrush lads are still going at it in the same old way

>mingecraft

>gmod etc

>facecam and loud screams

etc

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0380d2 No.283283

>>283282

it's not that it gets better, but the map was clearly made by them

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533d42 No.283284

>>283283

is it the conclusion to shadow of israphel

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533d42 No.283285

>unironically watching yogscast at 11pm in the current year

we live in a society

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0380d2 No.283286

File: 9bcafcaec41f1dc⋯.png (4.02 MB,2048x1921,2048:1921,ClipboardImage.png)

>>283285

>>283284

think about it….

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54eb10 No.283288

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