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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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007892 No.278222 [View All]

Where on earth are you from?

We're from England

Where you come from

Do you put the kettle on?

Kick it

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah (bonjour)

Nah nah nah (monsieur)

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah

Nah nah nah Nah

We're England

We're gonna score one more than you

England!

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96af8d No.278898

File: 269d6b0a7a1d387⋯.jpg (1.07 MB,2048x1568,64:49,eng ger.jpg)

*sends to jerry lass*

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7dc7a8 No.278899

>>278894

No.

She likes wedgies though.

She told me she was wedgied as a kid in school and found it turned her on. She liked being humiliated. Her hottest memory was when she was drinking in a pub with some girl friend sof hers and one got drunk and got up, told her to stand and then wedgied her so hard her knickers broke in front of everyone.

Have her added still but don't talk to her since I found out she's a coalburner.

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62d097 No.278900

File: 33ae44f9290d393⋯.png (373.19 KB,430x585,86:117,j.png)

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62d097 No.278901

>>278899

interesting story lad

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f83873 No.278902

>>278899

Wtf mate

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d8452d No.278903

File: 7d10696f8bab9f6⋯.png (611.81 KB,476x617,476:617,ClipboardImage.png)

*initiates thot destroy robochink mode*

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62d097 No.278904

File: 44d0d1ab2902226⋯.jpg (607.6 KB,1920x1518,320:253,44d0d1ab2902226e5293655186….jpg)

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d8452d No.278905

File: 3e97a6c591a4ce3⋯.png (66.2 KB,119x216,119:216,ClipboardImage.png)

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7dc7a8 No.278906

>>278902

>>278901

That's tame. I met one girl once who said she made porn videos of herself in a bikini crushing bugs for a living. Talked to her once then removed.

And another girl who said she loved having sex lots, so I asked if she was worried about getting a disease because condoms aren't actually very good at protecting against that. She said her bf actually had an STD but they both practiced safe sex. What a retard. Removed her.

Found another girl who lives near me and wanted me to move in with her and her sister and their dad and be her "son". She also told me she had a fart fetish. Think she's killed herself actually. Her dad had a heart attack then she hasn't come online since and that was like 2 months ago.

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7dc7a8 No.278907

>>278906

And no I was not going to move in and be her "son". Gross.

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f83873 No.278908

>>278906

These r personas surely

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62d097 No.278909

File: a653b1d1ec10328⋯.png (7.9 KB,250x202,125:101,a653b1d1ec10328f506093cad7….png)

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62d097 No.278910

>>278908

oh lad…

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7dc7a8 No.278911

>>278908

Swear on me mam that it's real.

All from 4chan /soc/ except the one who wanted a "son" who was from joining a random server and talking to her. She sent me pics of herself too. They all did. That one liked to cosplay. Amazing legs tbh.

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f83873 No.278912

>>278910

I don't doubt they exist IRL

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f83873 No.278913

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7dc7a8 No.278914

>>278913

She. I've talked to some trannies too. A couple.

One of them sent me a pic of her ass (Which I didn't even ask for. She just sent it randomly although it was a nice ass), then said she was taking more. I asked if she was gonna send them to me she got mad and started calling me a pervert and swearing at me. Fucking Leontic.

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62d097 No.278915

how can one lass be so perfect

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62d097 No.278916

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB,1280x720,16:9,aa.jpg)

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f83873 No.278917

Is eugenieposter still alive

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62d097 No.278918

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62d097 No.278919

1980 was 50 years ago

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d47a35 No.278920

File: 910f8af40f07594⋯.gif (4.97 MB,411x324,137:108,harrison ford.gif)

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d8452d No.278921

>>278920

I wonder if he still hates natsees

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62d097 No.278922

>>278921

i hope so

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b49249 No.278923

>>278917

didn't receive a text if you have sent one

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d8452d No.278924

File: a77db2c42e903bf⋯.webm (11.8 MB,640x480,4:3,Gunsmith Cats intro.webm)

has anpoo posted anything about this before

got it on my list but not bothered yet even though the intro is cool

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b49249 No.278925

>>278924

did anyone link you vanlads high praise btw?

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d8452d No.278926

>>278925

yeah I used up all that goodwill today

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b49249 No.278927

>>278924

I thought this was gonna be a nice mechanics gif from the thumbnail smh

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b49249 No.278928

>>278926

What did you do lass?

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1c4d0c No.278929

>>278924

it's top tier I bought the comics at a trift shop. good kino chinkfilms

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b49249 No.278930

got a NICE 3 inch scar today too

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1c4d0c No.278931

>>278930

you transitioned?

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62d097 No.278932

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b49249 No.278933

>>278931

Yeah, I'm done being a female tbh

>>278932

On me wrist tbh. Burn mark

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96af8d No.278934

File: a2745de291521b9⋯.jpg (49.72 KB,352x411,352:411,what's wrong with you.jpg)

New thread needed soon

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b49249 No.278935

>>278934

Whoever smelt it dealt it lass :^)

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62d097 No.278936

>>278934

whos this cute anime lass?

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96af8d No.278937

File: 4259a94ab943cb9⋯.jpg (142.92 KB,800x533,800:533,icon.jpg)

>>278935

I'll make it because my threads are the best

>>278936

That's an icon of Anastasia u dumb fuk

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62d097 No.278938

>>278937

theyre all so pretty

shame they look nothing like that irl

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96af8d No.278939

File: ad8a981c7aa7662⋯.jpg (220.05 KB,1200x1536,25:32,maria and anastasia.jpg)

>>278938

because you knew them so well

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62d097 No.278940

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB,1200x1600,3:4,ass.jpg)

>>278939

I knew them very well

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a573d0 No.278941

i love her tbqh

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96af8d No.278942

>>278940

Does being a philosopher king make you immortal?

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b49249 No.278943

>>278937

so long as you make it lad ;^)

>anastasia

JOURNEYYYYY TO THE PASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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62d097 No.278944

>>278942

no but it makes me immoral

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96af8d No.278947

NEW

>>278945

>>278945

>>278945

>>278943

I never saw that film smh

>>278944

kek

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f83873 No.278955

Weirdest local pub night since based antilabour man did my pint

>old dude asks about caulk on my trouses

>have long discussion on the merits of an angled tip

>buys me a pint and a half

>is a conservative activist that doesn't know about the high Tory memeie

>has MPs phone numbers

Wew that was hilariously based

>lament about littlrhamptons lost fishing industry

>10 min tirade about muh eu quotas

What is the opposite to a blackpill?

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2a3ac1 No.279269

I rly dont get why people bother about fucking football so much when england and any other home nations team is utter shit

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