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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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27e5c3 No.264618 [View All]

UK housing market continues to slump as number of homes sold in March drops

>the number of residential property transactions in the UK has dropped 7.2 per cent between February and March, according to the latest figures from HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC)

>the HMRC UK Property Transaction Statistics report showed that this month’s seasonally adjusted figures were 11.8 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

>non-residential property transactions also decreased, slipping 7.9 per cent between February and March of this year. The number of non-residential properties sold in March was 12.1 per cent lower compared with the same month last year

http://www.cityam.com/284602/uk-housing-market-continues-slump-number-homes-sold-march

Government to crack down on poor housing design

>at the first Design Quality Conference, ministers have urged developers to embrace modern methods of construction – and warn that there will be a price to pay for poor design

>at a conference in London, ministers called on the industry to embrace the latest innovations to ensure good quality homes

>the government has said it’s essential that the quality and design of new housing is addressed. Recent research shows that more than 7 out of 10 people would support new residential development if buildings are well-designed and in keeping with their local area

https://www.showhouse.co.uk/news/government-to-crack-down-on-poor-housing-design/

Property prices in regional UK cities continue to outpace London

>the “scarcity” of property in key regional cities such as Manchester is also supporting “above average capital growth”

>according to the latest index from HomeTrack, which analyses 20 cities across the country, key regional locations continue to post the sharpest increases in average property prices annually, with prices in Edinburgh having increased by 8.1% in the 12 months to March 2018, followed by Nottingham (8%) and Manchester (7.4%)

>despite being one of the UK’s fastest growing economies and populations, property supply in Manchester cannot keep up with demand, with figures suggesting its population is growing at 15 times the rate new homes are currently being built at, with residential housing delivery in Manchester likely to meet just 25% of annual demand based on current projections

https://www.selectproperty.com/2018/04/property-prices-regional-uk-cities-continue-outpace-london/

Housing associations can end our over-reliance on a small group of big builders

>Britain’s over reliance on a small group of big volume builders has left potential homeowners and tenants alike dependent on developers who prioritise profit margins over potential homeowners and residents

>Sir Oliver Letwin has been commissioned to “explain the significant gap” between the demand for homes, land allocated to developers and the resultant sluggish build-out rates

>Letwin suggests that the main reason build-out rates are so slow is a system that allows a developer-led preoccupation with ensuring that the absorption rate maintains the market price and profit margin

https://www.insidehousing.co.uk/comment/comment/housing-associations-can-end-our-over-reliance-on-a-small-group-of-big-builders-55925

House price predictions explained: Why are there so many reports and what Nationwide, Halifax, Rightmove and the rest all actually tell you

>two of the UK’s biggest mortgage lenders, Halifax and Nationwide Building Society, publish their own house price reports every month

>these are often covered in reverential terms by the press, but in truth the actual picture that you get from them is pretty incomplete

>that’s because they are based on that individual lender’s mortgage approval data, which they then use to try to paint a picture of the entire nation’s housing market

https://www.mirror.co.uk/money/house-price-predictions-explained-many-12419876

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e95f52 No.265298

>>265296

>Like the debate version of romcoms

i dont get it

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56d42e No.265299

>>265296

Ffs premature

*especially when it's used as the sole justification for whatever someone is trying to convince you of

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56d42e No.265300

>>265298

Romcoms aren't reflective of real life and are used by morons to fill time

Much like idiotic conjecture

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5cb241 No.265301

>>265297

Accurate. In Europe it seems to be more of a thing where typical EU loving youths have simply added a slightly nationalistic bent to "die Europäische Gemeinsamschaft"

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ad1ddd No.265302

File: c34a334b8cc5420⋯.png (649.26 KB,684x512,171:128,ClipboardImage.png)

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56d42e No.265303

>>265302

>the new autumn George by asda menswear range

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56d42e No.265304

Sweetie can you do a new thread please

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5cb241 No.265305

File: aecfe2d24e2b2b2⋯.png (604.75 KB,687x512,687:512,ClipboardImage.png)

lmao

>>265304

Too early, wait till 700 at least

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ad1ddd No.265306

I put my phone down onto my laptop and it started clicking.

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e95f52 No.265307

>>265300

im not so clued up on many phrases and terms tbh

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56d42e No.265308

>>265307

Like what lad?

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2939a5 No.265309

>>265302

you know I had to do it to em

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2939a5 No.265310

>>265306

your phone, your laptop, or your knees?

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56d42e No.265311

>>265306

>>265310

His Xosa gf

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2939a5 No.265312

File: eaae2dc8111b2a1⋯.png (664.13 KB,564x703,564:703,ClipboardImage.png)

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e95f52 No.265313

>>265312

wanna beaet her up

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2939a5 No.265314

>>265313

can you direct your impotent rage at someone that actually needs it?

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e95f52 No.265315

>>265314

come here then

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ad1ddd No.265316

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2939a5 No.265317

>>265315

I will literally never go further south than Brum

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56d42e No.265318

>>265316

Hoped you'd get the SA reference lmao

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56d42e No.265319

File: c90b1fcb03ebd16⋯.jpg (45.26 KB,474x316,3:2,th (1).jpg)

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eceb3b No.265320

jesus fucking christ lads

i just ate a

LOT

of food

>>265319

my. fuckin.

BOI

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ad1ddd No.265321

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love this game tbh

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eceb3b No.265322

>>265317

you're more northern than I thought tbh

midlands ftw tbf

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eceb3b No.265323

File: 5f91480db873824⋯.jpg (20.53 KB,271x186,271:186,download.jpg)

heres a beastly game for yaz

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73b143 No.265324

>>265321

Good lad tried to play through it twice and my computer had to be reformatted in the middle of both playthroughs smdh

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ad1ddd No.265325

File: dfe04d93ee2f307⋯.png (831.49 KB,807x605,807:605,ClipboardImage.png)

>>265324

Get the patch innit

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b44c00 No.265326

>>265305

Is this a windrush thing?

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ad1ddd No.265327

Need a hair cut lads post inspo

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e95f52 No.265328

>>265327

shave it all off

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2939a5 No.265329

File: a31433b64d1f09a⋯.png (731.49 KB,656x638,328:319,ClipboardImage.png)

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b44c00 No.265330

File: 0194334b85a3601⋯.png (157.73 KB,500x359,500:359,disgusted sigh.png)

>>265321

Played this the other year, it was neat up until the inevitable sewers level.

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eceb3b No.265331

File: 81d02881179d23c⋯.jpg (33.23 KB,720x540,4:3,1288215982749.jpg)

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5cb241 No.265332

File: 63271649e932348⋯.png (426.55 KB,616x708,154:177,disneyface.png)

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e95f52 No.265333

File: 15442ee23c356c3⋯.png (93.86 KB,866x900,433:450,dumbdumb.png)

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b44c00 No.265334

File: c82b61e29935af3⋯.jpg (64.96 KB,607x816,607:816,Dickie conversation tree.jpg)

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43cfd6 No.265335

File: 7996bfdbaa20534⋯.jpg (5.94 KB,225x225,1:1,spanish5.jpg)

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e95f52 No.265336

File: 6a246cfec40ff5d⋯.jpg (213.99 KB,1200x1600,3:4,ass.jpg)

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ad1ddd No.265337

>>265330

Don't talk about that

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73b143 No.265338

File: 1aaece939876a10⋯.jpg (76.8 KB,810x798,135:133,SQUEAKED.com.jpg)

>>265325

I did download it a while back aye but when I tried to reinstall the game it didn't work for some reason smh. Although last time I played I got right up to the bit just before the sewer so maybe it's for the best that it doesn't work anymore.

>>265332

I want him to be happy again tbh

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b44c00 No.265339

>>265337

Had some great moments though, like that spooky mansion or the snuff tape thing.

>>265338

iirc Chinatown came after the sewers so there was stuff you'd have missed out on, and the conclusion to the story was pretty sweat imo

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b44c00 No.265340

>>265339

sweat = sweet + neat

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73b143 No.265341

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tbh

>>265339

Yeah I know, want to give it another go at some point and actually finish it tbh but haven't been able to find the time recently

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ede72d No.265342

File: 6d08bc502c0c81c⋯.jpg (167.25 KB,975x1390,195:278,Hands over Eyes 1.jpg)

File: a5c74b2378ac4ee⋯.jpg (168.32 KB,975x1390,195:278,No eyes.jpg)

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e95f52 No.265343

new thread needed

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ede72d No.265344

File: 276fea0e70cb743⋯.jpg (157 KB,720x960,3:4,417688_10150749095779258_1….jpg)

>>265343

righto lad

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ad1ddd No.265345

>>265339

Oh yeah the snuff tape missions and hollywood were so fucking good

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4a69e9 No.265347

File: c18e71d89f69f57⋯.png (474.33 KB,564x564,1:1,ClipboardImage.png)

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ede72d No.265348

File: 0321636012b10da⋯.jpg (39.21 KB,612x612,1:1,216266_10151660565919258_1….jpg)

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