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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 4dd8287622ae8ac⋯.webm (4.63 MB,640x480,4:3,456.webm)

52acf9 No.261282 [View All]

This Week

Supposed Chemical Attack in Syria, 100,000 dead so far

https://www.woahjesusgetthawaterniggershitsgoindown.com/news/AssadYouCuntYouGassedMyDaughterLol

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

#DairyDanceOff, Milk Prices & More

>In last week's inaugural episode of the Barn Buzz video chat, I chatted with Katie and Jessica, the girls behind the #DairyDanceOff

>We also commiserated about milk prices and talked about why Katie and her husband hedge some of their milk to take some risk off the table

https://www.milkbusiness.com/blog/dairydanceoff-milk-prices-more

CELEBRATING OUR DAIRY FARMERS ON NATIONAL FARMERS DAY

>In Florida, we have nearly 100 dairy farming families who work 365 days a year to produce wholesome and healthy products of milk and all things dairy including cheese, yogurt and everyone’s favorite, ice cream.

http://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-news/blog/20573-celebrating-our-dairy-farmers-on-national-farmers-day.stml

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af2c07 No.261899

>>261898

No lad, me eloping with my nonexistent female cousin and getting married on the run from our family didn't happen. This did.

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fa4614 No.261900

>>261899

How the fuck did I drive home after that escapade.

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e5c86c No.261901

>>261896

>I'd say Subway

the issue is is that subway's rarely open at 3 in the morning

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af2c07 No.261902

>>261900

You didn't, you crashed and died and now you're in hell

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af2c07 No.261903

>>261901

True they close at 2 don't they?

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fa4614 No.261904

>>261902

wooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

That explains WW3 tbh

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fa4614 No.261905

>>261903

I don't like subway tbh

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af2c07 No.261906

>>261905

It's not great but it was just most convenient for me in Germany and better than McD's tbh

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af2c07 No.261907

Burger King > McD's anyway

>google maps said there was a BK at Hauptbahnhof but there wasn't

YOU LIED TO ME

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fa4614 No.261908

>>261906

>>261907

>fast food

>ever

lmao

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afbe43 No.261909

File: fdfafbe1ea7096b⋯.png (1.06 MB,1200x630,40:21,ClipboardImage.png)

bed time

hope I don't get fever sweats again

ain't got the shit to deal with that shit

>>261905

subway is super jewed with the organized pedo rings and that

>jared fogle

>advertising campaign "get into smaller pants"

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afbe43 No.261910

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quick fresh yom kippur

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af2c07 No.261911

>>261908

tbh I cooked when I could but sometimes I was out and I was also an idiot who forgot about Sundays over there despite being told about it numerous times

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fa4614 No.261912

>>261911

Tbh the tier list goes:

Home cooking > fine dining restaurants > LOCAL low tier restaurants (unless they're the other kind of local or have a reputation for shit like rats) > non-chain fastfood > international fastfood

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af2c07 No.261913

>>261912

Agreed tbh, I am partial to a chinky or quality poo though, you don't get much else around these parts. Was better in Krautland honestly

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e5c86c No.261914

>>261913

>I am partial to a chinky or quality poo though,

based civic nationalism

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af2c07 No.261915

>>261914

Jewish food is the best thought, should eat jewish more often ;)

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69e8e1 No.261916

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wew

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e5c86c No.261917

>>261915

need me a jevvess to let me use her oven tbh

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af2c07 No.261918

File: 2f90c882be62534⋯.gif (1.34 MB,268x200,67:50,babybump2.gif)

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af2c07 No.261919

File: 5e83554af0c7341⋯.png (2.07 MB,1280x853,1280:853,ClipboardImage.png)

adorable

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e5c86c No.261920

>>261919

Why is she so perfect?

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e5c86c No.261921

File: b2ab5f65805b718⋯.jpg (70.96 KB,500x589,500:589,56 2.jpg)

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69e8e1 No.261922

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what are we up to at this hour gents

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a01eba No.261923

>>261922

eating a pizza tbh

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e5c86c No.261924

>>261922

bucking yer ma

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a01eba No.261925

cant handle spice at all tbh, this pizza was a mistake

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fa4614 No.261926

fuck I want a snacc

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e5c86c No.261927

File: 7dbf0930095e17d⋯.png (722.51 KB,683x1024,683:1024,ClipboardImage.png)

>>261925

wypepo can't handle anything spicier than ice

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a01eba No.261928

>>261926

take this pizza, im done

>>261927

I cam confirm this

currently having a crisis rn

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69e8e1 No.261929

>>261923

spot on lad

>>261924

spot on dad

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73049b No.261930

File: fe0e019a9902e18⋯.jpg (14.19 KB,220x350,22:35,Jewess 512.jpg)

connely

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e5c86c No.261931

File: 9c655877da0e019⋯.png (823.27 KB,641x927,641:927,ClipboardImage.png)

>>261928

>currently having a crisis rn

what is it, Margarita?

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e5c86c No.261932

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fa4614 No.261933

>>261928

what pizza is it mate?

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73049b No.261934

File: 147374ab10c2f91⋯.jpg (35.76 KB,327x550,327:550,Queen Jew 43.jpg)

She looks like she would give the best hugs

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e5c86c No.261935

>>261934

>she'll never hug you whilst you're sat down and force her breasts into your face

why live

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69e8e1 No.261936

File: 5e60e2c4e32e95e⋯.mp4 (6.76 MB,1280x720,16:9,Alessandra Mussolini - Tok….mp4)

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a01eba No.261937

>>261929

and yourself, little one?

>>261933

>>261931

Hot & spicy

I know they warned me with the name but I didn't expect it to be that bad.

I let the fam have a couple slices and they all said their mouths were burning

smh I should've gotten a bbq base 1

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a01eba No.261938

was from kebab house btw

that was my 1st mistake

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a01eba No.261939

>>261931

nice thots btw

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e5c86c No.261940

File: 419462387aa7500⋯.png (382.26 KB,668x445,668:445,ClipboardImage.png)

>>261939

tbqh I don't really know where to find pictures of thots

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a01eba No.261941

smh I need to cleanse and moisturise as well because my face is covered in shit

life is hard lads

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a01eba No.261942

>>261940

picture sharing websites like pinterest

just type in your preferences and then select the thots so that the algorithms know what's up

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69e8e1 No.261943

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>>261937

>and yourself, little one?

Just pottering around waiting for the day to end ngl, no idea how to spend time. Can only think of what you want to do when you're busy doing something else smh

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69e8e1 No.261944

>>261940

Top fucking kek thought that was The Golden One from the thumbnail

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a01eba No.261945

>>261943

>w8ing

can't you just go sleep lad? no need to drag it out unnecessarily

you should go rob an ashtray from somewhere

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69e8e1 No.261947

File: ff5af999c862ba0⋯.jpg (254.98 KB,1300x1064,325:266,Yawn 2.jpg)

>>261945

will go to sleep when the tiredness comes tbh

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69e8e1 No.261948

File: d48aa3faec71972⋯.jpg (97.02 KB,1280x647,1280:647,newthread4.jpg)

File: 1ba760cc45bb4e9⋯.jpg (272.78 KB,975x1390,195:278,11.jpg)

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File: 97d9f2b2c6daa50⋯.jpg (213.31 KB,975x1390,195:278,New thread.jpg)

New Thread for morning

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69e8e1 No.261949

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