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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 47479f8831f187c⋯.webm (3 MB,960x540,16:9,455.webm)

1e8d33 No.260524 [View All]

This Week

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

#DairyDanceOff, Milk Prices & More

>In last week's inaugural episode of the Barn Buzz video chat, I chatted with Katie and Jessica, the girls behind the #DairyDanceOff

>We also commiserated about milk prices and talked about why Katie and her husband hedge some of their milk to take some risk off the table

https://www.milkbusiness.com/blog/dairydanceoff-milk-prices-more

CELEBRATING OUR DAIRY FARMERS ON NATIONAL FARMERS DAY

>In Florida, we have nearly 100 dairy farming families who work 365 days a year to produce wholesome and healthy products of milk and all things dairy including cheese, yogurt and everyone’s favorite, ice cream.

http://www.floridamilk.com/in-the-news/blog/20573-celebrating-our-dairy-farmers-on-national-farmers-day.stml

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ea9761 No.261233

what a load of nonsense

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ea9761 No.261234

>>261232

give me her number bls

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90f587 No.261235

>>261230

Ok. Maybe then. Russian thots are bad though.

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ea9761 No.261236

File: 7b4a9c074c86d4b⋯.jpg (118.11 KB,640x960,2:3,thotacular.jpg)

14

Manifest, arrant nonsense

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162f55 No.261237

>>261234

she's mine. I saw her again after 3 years and I've decided I want her

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ea9761 No.261238

File: 1152e8c1175663b⋯.jpg (690.89 KB,2500x1667,2500:1667,barbie.jpg)

>>261235

>bad

[citation needed]

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90f587 No.261239

>>261238

Diana was shit

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96c9ad No.261240

>>261232

Smh these laws are being made without any actual thought or real investigation. Just waiting till they control batteries because they have acid in them.

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162f55 No.261241

reminder that I've posted karina long before hertz even knew watch twitch was

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ea9761 No.261242

File: 5361be82f06dc23⋯.jpg (107.61 KB,650x960,65:96,when you're a good girl.jpg)

>>261237

share the thots lad smh

We are a socialist board so give her up

>>261239

wrong

>>261241

I knew her too lad she's quite famous

But I'm not a paypig like you :)

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90f587 No.261243

>wars over thots

questionable

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90f587 No.261244

>the kickoff show for wrestlemania starts at 10

Ok this is more bearable.

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162f55 No.261245

>>261240

>w/o thought or investigation

untrue lad. it's entirely possible that these laws are made with careful planning - they intend to keep us emasculated and useless.

ss y we gotta check out of the system tbh

also y we gotta become ancaps :^)

>>261242

>share

only with the good men of shropshire lad. she's too much for you, she shows lads pics of her fanny for shots

only had sex once tho

>paypig

never donated money to a internet personality in my life and i intend to keep it that way

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162f55 No.261246

>>261243

thats how its always been nigga

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162f55 No.261247

>>261244

you cant start drinking in the kick off show lad nothing interesting will happen

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90f587 No.261248

>>261247

what about if I use single measures

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ea9761 No.261249

File: 16018e7a6332c38⋯.jpg (110.48 KB,1080x1080,1:1,russiche thots sind mein l….jpg)

>>261245

>she's too much for you, she shows lads pics of her fanny for shots

smh

But that's just like the real Karina

If I can handle a Slav I can handle an Anglo wannabe

>only had sex once tho

lmao I saw a the thot who gave me my first kiss the other night, she's in the double digits already

I should've gone with her she was flirting with me smh

>never donated money to a internet personality in my life and i intend to keep it that way

t. donates to her twitch

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d231c0 No.261250

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

*burns thot at the stake*

ROASTIES OUT

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162f55 No.261251

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>having a hype man for when you train

where can I get one of these

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fb93ae No.261252

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1e41c8 No.261253

>>261214

To the sender

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1e41c8 No.261254

New thread plz gorgeous

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ea9761 No.261255

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1e41c8 No.261256

>no k

>drunk >14 units

This is fucking shit I can still see straight

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162f55 No.261257

>>261248

fair enough lad

but i still ain't sharing, for you see… im a cunt

>the other night

did she give you your first kiss the other night as well :^)

>double digits

p easier to hit them tbf, esp. if youz a lass

>spoiler

correct tbh

>donates

incorrect

>>261250

Don't be like that lad thots are the shining lights in the abyss that is modernity

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162f55 No.261258

>>261253

That's not as bad but it's still needless tbh

>>261254

bagsie not it

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162f55 No.261259

>>261252

what's that

cool sound

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19c4e2 No.261260

File: e1170a15e5c3638⋯.jpg (87.85 KB,634x469,634:469,dougie younglad.jpg)

Leftists are the real racists

Racists are the real civics

Civics are the real leftists

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fb93ae No.261261

>>261259

mosley

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162f55 No.261262

>>261260

And I'm the real slim shady

>>261261

Even in the void he continues to give speeches

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90f587 No.261263

File: 93e6eb0c8f91f98⋯.jpg (1.1 MB,1900x2978,950:1489,93e6eb0c8f91f9871df78efc49….jpg)

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ea9761 No.261264

File: 198ac4787b86eb5⋯.jpg (602.04 KB,2560x1707,2560:1707,snow.jpg)

>>261257

>but i still ain't sharing, for you see… im a cunt

you cunt

I'll fuckin do you m8

>did she give you your first kiss the other night as well :^)

cheeky boi

I am a bit out of practice tbh

Last kiss I truly enjoyed was last summer though. Alcohol doesn't count

>p easier to hit them tbf, esp. if youz a lass

She probably isn't far off the triple digits tbh

joke: wanting be a girl's first

woke: wanting to be a girl's 100th

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1e41c8 No.261265

>>261260

Race mixers are the real heroes

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90f587 No.261266

File: a04eb924d9a6545⋯.jpg (52.67 KB,268x435,268:435,1482294751991.jpg)

>>261264

>joke: wanting be a girl's first

>woke: wanting to be a girl's 100th

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ea9761 No.261267

File: 833b34478d261e9⋯.jpg (214.11 KB,1080x1076,270:269,snow2.jpg)

>>261266

In all seriousness she'd be a lot better in bed tbh

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ea9761 No.261268

File: 1a30fea10dd31ba⋯.jpg (690.41 KB,2500x1650,50:33,bloom.jpg)

>>261265

this but unironically

>>261267

>UK flag

BASED imma shag her lads

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90f587 No.261269

>>261267

>>261268

I've decided my opinion on her, and no.

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ea9761 No.261270

File: 6246e3b28971a4e⋯.jpg (139.2 KB,540x960,9:16,what a thot oh yes.jpg)

>>261269

smh lad you've been lied to about slavesses

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1e41c8 No.261271

>18 units

Literally might buy some brown, this is fucking bullshit

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162f55 No.261272

>>261264

>do u

is doing lads something you do often?

>alcohol doesn't count

everything's more fun on alcohol tho lad

>isn't far off

gib number :^)

broke: want to be a girls 1st

joke: wanting to be a girls 100th

woke: wanting a girl to be your 1000th

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162f55 No.261273

>>261271

don't do it lad

just need to start slamming sambuca to confuse your liver

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fb93ae No.261274

File: 7b964e3cbb8d0ee⋯.jpg (274.2 KB,975x1390,195:278,Hands over Ears 1 2.jpg)

New Thread coming up 2 secs dont post

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90f587 No.261275

>>261270

no tbh

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19c4e2 No.261276

File: dd6ca98a44db775⋯.jpg (61.65 KB,640x640,1:1,negress 16.jpg)

>>261268

Everything on here is ironic though.

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1e41c8 No.261277

Fuck the new thread

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19c4e2 No.261278

>>261277

*gets the lube ready*

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1e41c8 No.261279

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162f55 No.261280

>>261276

*rare instance of shrop having jungle fever*

wowza

face is shit but that body lookin good

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f372e7 No.261281

The absolute state of this thread

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1e41c8 No.261283

>>261278

Nigga her tears are the best lube

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