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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f08f8a No.259825 [View All]

This week

London murder rate beats New York as stabbings surge

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/london-murder-rate-beats-new-york-as-stabbings-surge-f59w0xqs0

Kim Jong Un 'deeply moved' by K-pop concert in Pyongyang

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/01/world/kim-jong-un-concert-kpop/

Russia threat and terror the focus of security review

>Threats from Russia and organised crime are the focus of a new national security strategy for the UK.

>In what the prime minister has called a "fusion doctrine", the plan will combine intelligence and the Army with economics and diplomacy to defeat UK enemies.

>Theresa May said "every capability" would be used against increasing threats on national security.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43562411

UK lifts defence spending by £600m to fund nuclear deterrent

>UK prime Minister Theresa May announced an unexpected boost to British defence spending on Wednesday, handing an extra £600m to the Ministry of Defence towards the programme to build a new class of submarines to carry the UK’s nuclear deterrent.

>Speaking at Prime Minister’s questions, Mrs May said: “The chancellor of the exchequer and I agreed the Ministry of Defence will have access to £600m this coming financial year for the MOD’s Dreadnought submarine programme. Today’s announcement will ensure the work to rebuild the UK’s new world class submarines remains on schedule and another sign of the deep commitment this government has to keeping our country safe.”

>Mrs May went on to explain that when added to a further £200m released by the government’s supplementary estimates in February, a process where officials and ministers can release extra funding for existing and news spending commitments, the move takes the total of extra new money for the MoD to £800m in this financial year.

https://www.ft.com/content/81c7ba16-327e-11e8-ac48-10c6fdc22f03

No UK border exit records for 600,000 people, says watchdog

>Theresa May’s long-promised system of “100% exit checks” at Britain’s borders is so unreliable that it contains no departure records for more than 600,000 people who should have left the country in the past two years, a watchdog has revealed.

>A report by David Bolt, the chief inspector of borders and immigration, said that the system also contains a growing “unmatched pot” of more than 201,000 records of departures of people for whom there is no Home Office record that they ever entered the country.

>Bolt quoted Home Office staff complaining that they had been “mis-sold the programme”, that it was “rushed” and “flawed” and that inside the department there had been no comprehension of the vast and complicated nature of the data and the patterns it showed.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/28/border-exit-checks-records-of-600000-people-missing-watchdog-reveals

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fb74d6 No.260477

>>260475

GOOD comeback tbf

Though I haven't moaned, I just agreed with sharts and explained it to you lel

Ive had productive metaphysical discission, but it was on /Brit/ in all honesty

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fb74d6 No.260478

>>260476

Not many

If you actually want to meet a gf/wife then you need to do a hobby or something

I only reckon you should shag a thot so that you get the proper perspective to find a decent lass

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6bce22 No.260479

>>260478

tell me about your sister

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fb74d6 No.260480

>>260470

>>260471

Shit I missed

>on what basis

Won't make you do all the work lel

There aren't any parables of his life that say my current outlook is counter to his

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fb74d6 No.260481

>>260479

She would laugh at you IRL lad

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fb74d6 No.260482

Gchqt can we have a new thread please darling

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6bce22 No.260483

>>260481

naw I'm sure she's a good lass

people don't laugh at me, i'm too handsome

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fb74d6 No.260484

>>260483

>so Dorset, what are your career ambitions

>…

>AHHGHJAHAHAJAHAH

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eae781 No.260485

>>260477

Tbf the lads on the Bongo Bongo Land are all pretty knowledgeable on this, it's why I invited you

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6bce22 No.260486

>>260484

To kidnap a woman and make her my wife in the somerset marshes

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64261d No.260487

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>>260482

somethingelse disappeared a few days ago actually

just realized

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6bce22 No.260488

new edition suggestions -

jessica

kat

dorset

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eae781 No.260489

>>260487

Yeah I was wondering about that

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fb74d6 No.260490

>>260485

It is appreciated lad, i lurk almost every day

Lots of the guides and essays(or whatever the longform posts are called) are interesting af

But 90% of the active posters are just atheist misfits who have latched onto paganism as an excuse for extremism

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fb74d6 No.260491

>>260486

>>260487

Hopefully the next gchqt posts bobs and vagene

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6bce22 No.260492

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f76290 No.260493

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>ywn have a giant church organ in your house

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eae781 No.260494

>>260490

>But 90% of the active posters are just atheist misfits who have latched onto paganism as an excuse for extremism

Can't say I've been getting that impression

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6bce22 No.260495

goodnight my chaps

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fb74d6 No.260496

>>260495

Night lad

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f76290 No.260497

>>260495

dors na

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f76290 No.260498

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top shooter

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fb74d6 No.260499

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fb74d6 No.260500

>>260498

She's so weird

Must be a psyop

Surely

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f76290 No.260501

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>>260500

she got demonetised for the last time

lol it's bizzare

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eae781 No.260502

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f76290 No.260503

>watch old film

>it's in technicolor

woo

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fb74d6 No.260504

Nigghers

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fb74d6 No.260505

>>260503

Is that good?

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f96fa8 No.260506

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File: 5ea177b6f956056⋯.png (190.22 KB,758x373,758:373,ClipboardImage.png)

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new thread better be .455 webley edition

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f76290 No.260507

>>260505

don't mind b&w but colour is a nice surprise i guess

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f76290 No.260508

>>260506

big bulleets

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fb74d6 No.260509

>>260506

>.455

That's a big bullet

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eae781 No.260510

>>260506

Beautiful

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f96fa8 No.260511

>>260248

How did she even get a gun in fucking California?

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64261d No.260512

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>>260511

dafties

uh

find a way

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fb74d6 No.260513

>>260511

Bought it out of state probably

She wasn't from Cali was she? Didn't she just drive there

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f96fa8 No.260514

>>260512

>State with gun laws stricter than even the UK

>some Iranian autist and known political gets a handgun, which are super fucking controlled in Cali

obviously we need more gun laws

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fb74d6 No.260515

>>260512

>*cuts to tommy mair gun-assembling montage*

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fb74d6 No.260516

>>260514

Assault handguns are to blame

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64261d No.260517

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spoopy and dark indoors

might spook myself to death playing Darkwood

or this one half life jew mod is pretty good

>>260511

>>260512

>>260514

>>260515

also

>implying the glow in the dark CIA niggers didn't incite her into this for gun seizure purposes

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64261d No.260518

and by incite I mean hand her the firearm and goad her into making the attack

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fb74d6 No.260519

>>260517

>>260518

Glow in the dark CIA nigger reptilians confirmed

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f76290 No.260520

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>every shooting is a false-flag

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64261d No.260521

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>>260520

more like every shooting is probably a false flag and even if it's not (((they))) will capitalize on it immediately

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64261d No.260522

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Have we watched Network together yet?

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f08f8a No.260523

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f08f8a No.260525

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f08f8a No.260526

>>260522

Nah lad is it decent?

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f08f8a No.260527

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>>260522

>>260526

Oh it's this film, should do it tbf

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