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Russia threat and terror the focus of security review
>Threats from Russia and organised crime are the focus of a new national security strategy for the UK.
>In what the prime minister has called a "fusion doctrine", the plan will combine intelligence and the Army with economics and diplomacy to defeat UK enemies.
>Theresa May said "every capability" would be used against increasing threats on national security.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43562411
UK lifts defence spending by £600m to fund nuclear deterrent
>UK prime Minister Theresa May announced an unexpected boost to British defence spending on Wednesday, handing an extra £600m to the Ministry of Defence towards the programme to build a new class of submarines to carry the UK’s nuclear deterrent.
>Speaking at Prime Minister’s questions, Mrs May said: “The chancellor of the exchequer and I agreed the Ministry of Defence will have access to £600m this coming financial year for the MOD’s Dreadnought submarine programme. Today’s announcement will ensure the work to rebuild the UK’s new world class submarines remains on schedule and another sign of the deep commitment this government has to keeping our country safe.”
>Mrs May went on to explain that when added to a further £200m released by the government’s supplementary estimates in February, a process where officials and ministers can release extra funding for existing and news spending commitments, the move takes the total of extra new money for the MoD to £800m in this financial year.
https://www.ft.com/content/81c7ba16-327e-11e8-ac48-10c6fdc22f03
No UK border exit records for 600,000 people, says watchdog
>Theresa May’s long-promised system of “100% exit checks” at Britain’s borders is so unreliable that it contains no departure records for more than 600,000 people who should have left the country in the past two years, a watchdog has revealed.
>A report by David Bolt, the chief inspector of borders and immigration, said that the system also contains a growing “unmatched pot” of more than 201,000 records of departures of people for whom there is no Home Office record that they ever entered the country.
>Bolt quoted Home Office staff complaining that they had been “mis-sold the programme”, that it was “rushed” and “flawed” and that inside the department there had been no comprehension of the vast and complicated nature of the data and the patterns it showed.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/28/border-exit-checks-records-of-600000-people-missing-watchdog-reveals
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6335f7 No.259777
>>259776
>still believing global warming
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22ce2a No.259778
>>259777
>thinking belief matters
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6335f7 No.259779
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22ce2a No.259780
>>259779
Reality doesn't care whether you believe in something or not.
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6335f7 No.259781
>>259780
Good, so you acknowledge "global warming" as false
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22ce2a No.259782
>>259781
No. The seas will take back Dorset. Dolphins are the future.
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06437a No.259783
>>259776
>the rainforests of the flooded isles of Britain
Like waterworld crossed with predator 1
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6335f7 No.259784
>>259782
i am gay you fucking dumbass
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06437a No.259785
>>259782
Always buy a house on a hill >50ft above sea level
>>259781
do you mean man made global warming?
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6335f7 No.259786
o i forgot the filter i am laffin my fucking arse off
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06437a No.259787
>>259782
Cetacean supremacy
I for one welcome our aquatic overlords
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fa645d No.259788
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6335f7 No.259789
>>259785
I mean womanmade global warming
It's not called global warming any more, it's "climate change"
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ebdf03 No.259790
if global warming is real, then why is my wife so cold to me
am i right or am i right?
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06437a No.259791
>>259790
Checkmate spherecucks
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6335f7 No.259792
>>259790
you're wrong, you don't have a wife
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06437a No.259793
So bored
But bought some cheap aldi whisky which is actually utterly banging
>£11
>smells like 98 octane fuel
>tastes like £40 Haig club but less perfumey and a bit harsher
Think I've found the base for a vanlad reserve blend
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fb76f3 No.259794
>>259793
answer me some questions
jobs; confirmed for sat-sun? If they're subject to weather I'll hold off on getting tickets since they're non-refundable. I think it'll also be friday evening-monday morning for the full weekend of work; same as last time in the van?
Have a look and see if you can run roll20 for tomorrow, if you can I'll post some info about the game
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06437a No.259795
>>259794
No you bender it's next week in the week, not sure on days as weather is changing
And yeah van or tent, its overcast but 12° here
Will do, as soon as I'm back I'll try it
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fb76f3 No.259796
>>259795
where did I get the weekend from smh
might clash with the doctoring but I can work around it probably, get dates asap and that
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6335f7 No.259797
chicken mushrooms and onions
fried with some good 'erbs
surprisingly delish
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6335f7 No.259798
The way most of newbrit eats disgusts me. I should fix your inadequate diets.
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06437a No.259799
>>259798
You couldn't fix an Australian cricket match let alone my diet
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7c4995 No.259800
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6335f7 No.259801
>>259799
What even is your diet? I imagine some of the most unhealthiest things.
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fb76f3 No.259802
>>259798
had a brie sandwich for lunch
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06437a No.259803
>>259801
Marmite
Bread
Croissants
Chips
Crisps
Bagels
Gravy
Pancakes
Milk
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fb76f3 No.259804
>>259803
tbf a good thicc gravy is basically meat and vegetable stew
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6335f7 No.259805
>literally no meat or fish, let alone LOCAL fruit or veg
your druidic ancestors are ashamed of you lads tbh smh
that actually makes me sick
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06437a No.259806
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6335f7 No.259807
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7c4995 No.259808
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6335f7 No.259809
>>259808
>when your grandparents would buy you these
grim
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7c4995 No.259810
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fa645d No.259811
>>259793
Aldi and Lidl have pretty good drink selection tbf
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6d6b44 No.259812
>>259810
>Rustlers burgers
>not rustlers paninis
wew lad
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fb76f3 No.259813
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06437a No.259814
>>259810
Noice
But where's the fucking marmite
>>259811
The £18 single malts are incredible for the price
Their bourbons are good for £12 but Jim beam is the same price in all the supermarkets so isn't worth it
Vodka at £14/l is excellent though
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06437a No.259815
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6335f7 No.259816
dont get how you could spend so much money on the devils drink when you could save mad dosh smh
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6335f7 No.259817
>>259815
Really? Wow, maybe we could be friends.
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06437a No.259818
>>259817
Doubt it lad I like going outside
>>259816
Nigga needs a handle in this world or its no damn fun
Its not mad dosh, I've got £60 bottle that are mad dosh
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6335f7 No.259819
>>259818
you should save it
i like going outside too
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06437a No.259820
>>259819
Save it for what
Would take a year of not drinking to save a grand
I'd have to do something else instead, like heroin
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6335f7 No.259821
>>259820
a beautiful homestead
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06437a No.259822
>>259821
Nigga I can't do backbreaking labor without a drink
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6335f7 No.259823
>>259822
I feel sorry for you
probably your diet
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6335f7 No.259824
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7c4995 No.259826
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6d6b44 No.259828
>>259824
Looks fun tbh.
t. always used to cover hands in glue so I could peel it off later
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