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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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dbab9d (8) No.259097

>>259094

tbf it doesnt curdle

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5d98ad (16) No.259098

>>259094

lad…

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4db768 (1) No.259099

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5d98ad (16) No.259100

but if you mix it with cola then it tastes like dr pepper…

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5d98ad (16) No.259101

>>259095

i was spooked by this movie as a child tbh

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c9eb28 (6) No.259102

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qeq

spotted on the new youkipper video

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dbab9d (8) No.259103>>259105 >>259106

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>wednesday 'pub after work'

>best mate popped out of nowhere

>introduces me to lass who's got the ferry over here from uni

>shes a right fitty

>got along great with her

>

>but theres a gut feeling shes a dyke

Meeting her Saturday, inspector Mersey shall investigate further. How do I ask without being a knob?

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f3649b (6) No.259104>>259107

>>259059

>>259060

Hmmm interesting tbh, thinking back, a lot of the "sluttier" lasses in high school did play on their sluttiness

Don't recall many girls falsely claiming they slept with lads though

Maybe they only do it in groups of girls

>>259061

Nice

>WiFi

Reeeeeeee

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f3649b (6) No.259105>>259109

>>259103

Ask her about her last relationship

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5d98ad (16) No.259106>>259109

>>259103

I don't suppose you can't operate as if she wasn't a dyke and just find out later?

Just ask her if she's seeing someone I guess, she'll probably tell you off of that what she's into.

Alternatively you could try and pry it from her by making a joke about the type of guy she's into, whee she might segway by saying she's not into blokes

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c9eb28 (6) No.259107>>259110

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>>259104

h'lo lad

I don't mind helping out if you need me, but I'm still not in good shape. Had my leg up for days like a holy pajeet except it's full of fluid instead of being atrophied smh

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5d98ad (16) No.259108>>259111 >>259114

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dbab9d (8) No.259109

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f3649b (6) No.259110>>259113

>>259107

Up to you mate, will be an easy 2 or 3 days, I'll check on your trenchfoot next week lmao, if you feel up to it then its there

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dbab9d (8) No.259111>>259112 >>259114

>>259108

tl;dr its an acquired taste

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5d98ad (16) No.259112

>>259111

Pretty much. But the microtasting idea sounds pretty nifty. I would've just tried throwing back shots until I grew numb to it.

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c9eb28 (6) No.259113

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>>259110

'course I'll come down, I need the work

confirm dates and I'll get train tickets n that, will try to meet with autist again too

can't just stick a knife in my foot smh it's edema from the kidney shit. good enough now that I can be about, just doctors orders to keep it elevated for as long as possible to drain the limb

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f3649b (6) No.259114>>259115

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5d98ad (16) No.259115>>259116

>>259114

Lots of good information to be found there. Again the method I would've attempted would've likely been less effective

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1e616e (3) No.259116>>259117

>>259115

yeah but you're a spack

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5d98ad (16) No.259117>>259118

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1e616e (3) No.259118>>259119

>>259117

you'd only think of spack methods to achieve the acquired taste

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5d98ad (16) No.259119>>259120 >>259122

>>259118

and therefore the resource is useful to me

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1e616e (3) No.259120>>259121 >>259122

>>259119

and people with good reasoning skills would follow the regular tasting methods.

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5d98ad (16) No.259121

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f3649b (6) No.259122

>>259120

>>259119

<spack

I love this word

But yeah the overall question is properly:

>how do i aquire an aquired taste

And nobody thinks the answer to that is anything but trying small portions regularly

Though the alcohol mouthwash tip makes sense, and isn't obvious

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c9eb28 (6) No.259123>>259124 >>259125

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>the Simpsons lasted all of 5 episodes before being noticeably pozzed

fucking jews

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f3649b (6) No.259124>>259126

>>259123

I don't think I disagree with any of the moral premises of the first 8 or 9 seasons tbf

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50b1ee (5) No.259125>>259126

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c9eb28 (6) No.259126>>259127

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>>259124

>>259125

ep5 is great until the end tbh

>happy family life, lisa baking like a good lass

>homer dispensing wisdom about how the world really works

>marge being a typical woman

>hilarious training montage, the campaign against Nelson

all ruined by the ending PSA where bart says "oyyy vey all wars are bad except ww2 and star wars (go see the film in cinemas goy)"

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dbab9d (8) No.259127

>>259126

superintendent chalmers i was just

just stretching my calves on the windowsill

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a16423 (2) No.259128>>259129

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c9eb28 (6) No.259129

>>259128

I'm having a bath smh

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50b1ee (5) No.259130>>259131 >>259134 >>259139

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roooo how have I fallen for a thot

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5d98ad (16) No.259131>>259132

>>259130

Disavow tbh.

Kek you found her insta then? I was literally JUST going through it

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50b1ee (5) No.259132>>259133

>>259131

aaahhh she's lovely

probably too thottish for me to like though

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5d98ad (16) No.259133

>>259132

Amusing tbh, I avoided posting these photos because I assumed you'd be disappointed.

Her face is just to rounded and plump for me. It looked better in the rose pic.

>spoiler

but why lad

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a16423 (2) No.259134>>259137

>>259130

finally good job

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5d98ad (16) No.259135

smh my eyes feel fucked all the time now

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163c9f (3) No.259136>>259138 >>259140

Can I make a thread tbh

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50b1ee (5) No.259137

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5d98ad (16) No.259138>>259141

>>259136

hell ye brother

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dbab9d (8) No.259139>>259142

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>>259130

wew thought she sorta had Valerian thicc eyebrows from the thumbnails

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dbab9d (8) No.259140>>259141

>>259136

Go for it fam

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163c9f (3) No.259141

>>259138

>>259140

Aight hang on

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5d98ad (16) No.259142

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>>259139

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love girls with thicc eyebrows

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5d98ad (16) No.259143

i also love cara tbh

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50b1ee (5) No.259145

still I love padme the most

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163c9f (3) No.259146

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4805d8 (1) No.259171

>>259028

>Dat pic

Noicer

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