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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 56ed8c83ca56246⋯.webm (3.03 MB,960x540,16:9,452.webm)

dbab9d No.258452 [View All]

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dbab9d No.259097

>>259094

tbf it doesnt curdle

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5d98ad No.259098

>>259094

lad…

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4db768 No.259099

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5d98ad No.259100

but if you mix it with cola then it tastes like dr pepper…

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5d98ad No.259101

>>259095

i was spooked by this movie as a child tbh

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c9eb28 No.259102

File: 0c3ec989c1246ea⋯.png (18.99 KB,861x117,287:39,ClipboardImage.png)

qeq

spotted on the new youkipper video

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dbab9d No.259103

File: 47e39c2af5974cc⋯.jpg (23.57 KB,450x355,90:71,Detective 1.jpg)

>wednesday 'pub after work'

>best mate popped out of nowhere

>introduces me to lass who's got the ferry over here from uni

>shes a right fitty

>got along great with her

>

>but theres a gut feeling shes a dyke

Meeting her Saturday, inspector Mersey shall investigate further. How do I ask without being a knob?

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f3649b No.259104

>>259059

>>259060

Hmmm interesting tbh, thinking back, a lot of the "sluttier" lasses in high school did play on their sluttiness

Don't recall many girls falsely claiming they slept with lads though

Maybe they only do it in groups of girls

>>259061

Nice

>WiFi

Reeeeeeee

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f3649b No.259105

>>259103

Ask her about her last relationship

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5d98ad No.259106

>>259103

I don't suppose you can't operate as if she wasn't a dyke and just find out later?

Just ask her if she's seeing someone I guess, she'll probably tell you off of that what she's into.

Alternatively you could try and pry it from her by making a joke about the type of guy she's into, whee she might segway by saying she's not into blokes

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c9eb28 No.259107

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>>259104

h'lo lad

I don't mind helping out if you need me, but I'm still not in good shape. Had my leg up for days like a holy pajeet except it's full of fluid instead of being atrophied smh

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5d98ad No.259108

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dbab9d No.259109

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f3649b No.259110

>>259107

Up to you mate, will be an easy 2 or 3 days, I'll check on your trenchfoot next week lmao, if you feel up to it then its there

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dbab9d No.259111

>>259108

tl;dr its an acquired taste

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5d98ad No.259112

>>259111

Pretty much. But the microtasting idea sounds pretty nifty. I would've just tried throwing back shots until I grew numb to it.

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c9eb28 No.259113

File: fa99a53a680c579⋯.png (76.96 KB,258x195,86:65,frogvom2.png)

>>259110

'course I'll come down, I need the work

confirm dates and I'll get train tickets n that, will try to meet with autist again too

can't just stick a knife in my foot smh it's edema from the kidney shit. good enough now that I can be about, just doctors orders to keep it elevated for as long as possible to drain the limb

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f3649b No.259114

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5d98ad No.259115

>>259114

Lots of good information to be found there. Again the method I would've attempted would've likely been less effective

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1e616e No.259116

>>259115

yeah but you're a spack

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5d98ad No.259117

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1e616e No.259118

>>259117

you'd only think of spack methods to achieve the acquired taste

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5d98ad No.259119

>>259118

and therefore the resource is useful to me

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1e616e No.259120

>>259119

and people with good reasoning skills would follow the regular tasting methods.

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5d98ad No.259121

File: 71eba72d7ed0050⋯.jpg (15.54 KB,500x375,4:3,1-pint-poly-whole-milk.jpg)

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f3649b No.259122

>>259120

>>259119

<spack

I love this word

But yeah the overall question is properly:

>how do i aquire an aquired taste

And nobody thinks the answer to that is anything but trying small portions regularly

Though the alcohol mouthwash tip makes sense, and isn't obvious

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c9eb28 No.259123

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>the Simpsons lasted all of 5 episodes before being noticeably pozzed

fucking jews

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f3649b No.259124

>>259123

I don't think I disagree with any of the moral premises of the first 8 or 9 seasons tbf

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50b1ee No.259125

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c9eb28 No.259126

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>>259124

>>259125

ep5 is great until the end tbh

>happy family life, lisa baking like a good lass

>homer dispensing wisdom about how the world really works

>marge being a typical woman

>hilarious training montage, the campaign against Nelson

all ruined by the ending PSA where bart says "oyyy vey all wars are bad except ww2 and star wars (go see the film in cinemas goy)"

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dbab9d No.259127

>>259126

superintendent chalmers i was just

just stretching my calves on the windowsill

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a16423 No.259128

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c9eb28 No.259129

>>259128

I'm having a bath smh

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50b1ee No.259130

File: 8458d4f9b25ddab⋯.png (395.42 KB,500x492,125:123,ClipboardImage.png)

roooo how have I fallen for a thot

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5d98ad No.259131

>>259130

Disavow tbh.

Kek you found her insta then? I was literally JUST going through it

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50b1ee No.259132

>>259131

aaahhh she's lovely

probably too thottish for me to like though

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5d98ad No.259133

>>259132

Amusing tbh, I avoided posting these photos because I assumed you'd be disappointed.

Her face is just to rounded and plump for me. It looked better in the rose pic.

>spoiler

but why lad

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a16423 No.259134

>>259130

finally good job

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5d98ad No.259135

File: 853fae92ec0f9c3⋯.jpg (52.64 KB,746x749,746:749,b64bb58f8a74d68e4bd9ce75f3….jpg)

smh my eyes feel fucked all the time now

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163c9f No.259136

Can I make a thread tbh

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50b1ee No.259137

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5d98ad No.259138

>>259136

hell ye brother

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dbab9d No.259139

File: 2473938ecac4fd7⋯.jpg (356.28 KB,3000x2119,3000:2119,cara-delevingne.jpg)

>>259130

wew thought she sorta had Valerian thicc eyebrows from the thumbnails

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dbab9d No.259140

>>259136

Go for it fam

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163c9f No.259141

>>259138

>>259140

Aight hang on

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5d98ad No.259142

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>>259139

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I love girls with thicc eyebrows

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5d98ad No.259143

File: 88e51f9ebf46c31⋯.jpg (69.18 KB,564x732,47:61,9d5f6af33647592d0c824236f6….jpg)

i also love cara tbh

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50b1ee No.259145

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still I love padme the most

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163c9f No.259146

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4805d8 No.259171

>>259028

>Dat pic

Noicer

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