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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 691bcee335324f4⋯.webm (11.41 MB,960x540,16:9,449.webm)

8cd1e6 No.256393 [View All]

This Week

Telford: Yet another ~1,000 children raped, beaten, drugged, sold and killed in Shropshire

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>Britain's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal exposed: Hundreds of young girls raped, beaten, sold for sex and some even KILLED

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527

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>BBC Finally reporting on it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-43391605

UK pushing hard for war with Russia - Salisbury chemical attack

>Russia demands nerve agent sample from UK

>UK will not provide a sample

>Why is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43381880

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>'Don’t try anything rash’: Russian Embassy urges UK to rethink rumoured cyber attack

https://www.rt.com/uk/421193-cyber-attack-russia-embassy/

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8cd1e6 No.256955

File: dcda36fdfb00f4c⋯.mp4 (3.16 MB,1920x1080,16:9,Dorset plays at Glastonbur….mp4)

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f63fe5 No.256956

>>256951

That's a tragedy lad. I keep a box of stuff under my bed with all my souvenirs and shit in

I got old skool ties, a signed shirt from primary, year 7 bus card, alllll sorts of shit

>>256952

lad don't do it to m like that

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7a3988 No.256957

>>256956

>signed shirts

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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be4f4e No.256958

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be4f4e No.256959

i like big bums

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5ac4b1 No.256960

>>256959

You're a trustworthy fellow

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f63fe5 No.256961

>>256957

It's a shame we didn't do shirt signing in secondary that shit would've been CASH

I can see all the love hearts now >:)

>>256959

and i cannot fib

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f63fe5 No.256962

>>256960

kek lad

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5ac4b1 No.256963

>>256961

We got our polo shirts signed tbf but ended up using them as balaclavas and they got ruined when the sprinklers went off

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be4f4e No.256964

>>256960

My other brethren cannot express their denial.

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8f6def No.256965

File: b4f8d94ea5a02c8⋯.png (398.06 KB,792x545,792:545,b4f8d94ea5a02c86656dc78537….png)

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5ac4b1 No.256966

>>256964

Whence a women doth arrive with a whalebone corset and presents it flagrantly I must submit to her forthwith

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5ac4b1 No.256967

>>256965

Pretty

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8f6def No.256968

are taig lasses civic

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f63fe5 No.256969

>>256963

>polo shirt

well would you look at moneybags over here

>sprinklers

kek we didn't have any of those?

Any property damage? A bunch of lads said they were gonna egg the ICT teachers car but pussied out

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8f6def No.256970

>>256967

aaahhh she's lovely isn't she

how are things going with you and paki lass btw

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be4f4e No.256971

File: d879306f99090fe⋯.jpg (572.87 KB,2000x3000,2:3,thicc.jpg)

disagree

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8f6def No.256972

>>256969

my school refused to tell us when our last day in was so we couldn't egg and flour the school

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be4f4e No.256973

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB,936x1299,312:433,35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)

>>256972

i dropped out of school tbh

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f63fe5 No.256974

>>256972

what a bunch of cunts tbh

after all they put you through they wouldnt even give you one small victory?

>plans to drink some beerskis at the edge of the field w/ the smoker crew

>no one had the sack in the end

smh we were too tame as a year group

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5ac4b1 No.256975

>>256969

Polo shirts are cheaper than actual shirts lad

Except if you buy ralphies to wear undercover like everyone did

>property damage

Nah just standard hellraising but with >40 participants for one hour only

It was the best time smh lad smh

>Some lads lit a disposable barbeque outside the maths block

>took it inside as it started raining

>alarms going off everywhere

>they saw a teacher coming down the stairs

>one lad grabbed the now hot bbq and got out the door and halfway through the main corridor doors before he dropped it

>set the sprinklers off

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be4f4e No.256976

File: 240480dba04ffb9⋯.gif (1.31 MB,298x463,298:463,3SwmDQR.gif)

>ywn beat her boobies up

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8cd1e6 No.256977

File: c517f1f4baf9014⋯.webm (246 KB,400x400,1:1,BigD DorseMeister.webm)

>>256959

>>256961

Sir Mixalot ft.BigD Dorse

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be4f4e No.256978

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5ac4b1 No.256979

>>256968

Abhorrent

>>256970

good thanks lad been over at hers quite a bit lately, /comfy/ as heck tbh

>>256972

They had an assembly with us in front of the rest of the school on the last day

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f63fe5 No.256980

>>256975

>cheaper

damn I didn't know. could've used some breathable ones tbh. actual shirts are more aesthetic tho

>disposable bbq

top heckin kek what a group of wronguns. did the lad burn himself?

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8f6def No.256981

>>256979

>Abhorrent

aaaaahhhh

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5ac4b1 No.256982

>>256980

>wronguns

Lad we had beer and weed already, they wanted cooked meat, they were just fucking prize morons

They thought if they kept the doors open to the field then the smoke alarm wouldn't go off

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5ac4b1 No.256983

>>256980

And yeah but only 3rd degree

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be4f4e No.256984

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be4f4e No.256986

>>256985

agreed

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8f6def No.256987

>>256986

I take it back

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be4f4e No.256988

File: 34a3b4fa5dd0469⋯.gif (1.39 MB,332x369,332:369,boooobz.gif)

>>256987

not possible

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be4f4e No.256989

File: 25c6c4eb2766b6d⋯.jpg (207.37 KB,936x1299,312:433,35d1c221807ea29aa190522051….jpg)

let me suck on those milkies aaaahhhhh

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8cd1e6 No.256990

File: d944ce1a4ae9a5d⋯.webm (11.97 MB,1280x720,16:9,Obligatory.webm)

Old school webm

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be4f4e No.256991

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8cd1e6 No.256992

File: 94986bd4634bd0a⋯.webm (5.97 MB,320x240,4:3,obligatory.webm)

>>256991

obligatory

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8cd1e6 No.256993

File: 954da65d8c487c0⋯.webm (1.95 MB,360x360,1:1,arbour - reading,uk.webm)

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125f06 No.256994

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I'M GONNA BURN THIS GOD DAMNED HOUSE RIGHT DOWN

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a549bd No.256995

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>>256994

did you hear about her being killed in a nightclub

it was murder on the dancefloor

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a549bd No.256996

>joke was so bad it killed the board

wew

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4f3130 No.256997

>>256995

>>256996

Murder on the imageboardfloor

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1d8dfa No.256998

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truly moving

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73d2ce No.256999

trippy

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73d2ce No.257000

trippos

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bca71f No.257001

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bca71f No.257002

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6702b0 No.257003

h

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6702b0 No.257005

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6702b0 No.257006

h

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