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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256393 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

This Week

Telford: Yet another ~1,000 children raped, beaten, drugged, sold and killed in Shropshire

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>Britain's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal exposed: Hundreds of young girls raped, beaten, sold for sex and some even KILLED

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-worst-ever-child-grooming-12165527

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>BBC Finally reporting on it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-43391605

UK pushing hard for war with Russia - Salisbury chemical attack

>Russia demands nerve agent sample from UK

>UK will not provide a sample

>Why is this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43381880

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>'Don’t try anything rash’: Russian Embassy urges UK to rethink rumoured cyber attack

https://www.rt.com/uk/421193-cyber-attack-russia-embassy/

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256955>>256958

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f63fe5 (6) No.256956>>256957

>>256951

That's a tragedy lad. I keep a box of stuff under my bed with all my souvenirs and shit in

I got old skool ties, a signed shirt from primary, year 7 bus card, alllll sorts of shit

>>256952

lad don't do it to m like that

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7a3988 (1) No.256957>>256961

>>256956

>signed shirts

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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be4f4e (12) No.256958

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be4f4e (12) No.256959>>256960 >>256961 >>256977

i like big bums

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256960>>256962 >>256964

>>256959

You're a trustworthy fellow

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f63fe5 (6) No.256961>>256963 >>256977

>>256957

It's a shame we didn't do shirt signing in secondary that shit would've been CASH

I can see all the love hearts now >:)

>>256959

and i cannot fib

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f63fe5 (6) No.256962

>>256960

kek lad

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256963>>256969

>>256961

We got our polo shirts signed tbf but ended up using them as balaclavas and they got ruined when the sprinklers went off

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be4f4e (12) No.256964>>256966

>>256960

My other brethren cannot express their denial.

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8f6def (6) No.256965>>256967

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256966

>>256964

Whence a women doth arrive with a whalebone corset and presents it flagrantly I must submit to her forthwith

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256967>>256970

>>256965

Pretty

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8f6def (6) No.256968>>256979

are taig lasses civic

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f63fe5 (6) No.256969>>256972 >>256975

>>256963

>polo shirt

well would you look at moneybags over here

>sprinklers

kek we didn't have any of those?

Any property damage? A bunch of lads said they were gonna egg the ICT teachers car but pussied out

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8f6def (6) No.256970>>256979

>>256967

aaahhh she's lovely isn't she

how are things going with you and paki lass btw

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be4f4e (12) No.256971

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disagree

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8f6def (6) No.256972>>256973 >>256974 >>256979

>>256969

my school refused to tell us when our last day in was so we couldn't egg and flour the school

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be4f4e (12) No.256973

>>256972

i dropped out of school tbh

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f63fe5 (6) No.256974

>>256972

what a bunch of cunts tbh

after all they put you through they wouldnt even give you one small victory?

>plans to drink some beerskis at the edge of the field w/ the smoker crew

>no one had the sack in the end

smh we were too tame as a year group

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256975>>256980

>>256969

Polo shirts are cheaper than actual shirts lad

Except if you buy ralphies to wear undercover like everyone did

>property damage

Nah just standard hellraising but with >40 participants for one hour only

It was the best time smh lad smh

>Some lads lit a disposable barbeque outside the maths block

>took it inside as it started raining

>alarms going off everywhere

>they saw a teacher coming down the stairs

>one lad grabbed the now hot bbq and got out the door and halfway through the main corridor doors before he dropped it

>set the sprinklers off

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be4f4e (12) No.256976

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>ywn beat her boobies up

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256977>>256978

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>>256959

>>256961

Sir Mixalot ft.BigD Dorse

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be4f4e (12) No.256978

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256979>>256981

>>256968

Abhorrent

>>256970

good thanks lad been over at hers quite a bit lately, /comfy/ as heck tbh

>>256972

They had an assembly with us in front of the rest of the school on the last day

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f63fe5 (6) No.256980>>256982 >>256983

>>256975

>cheaper

damn I didn't know. could've used some breathable ones tbh. actual shirts are more aesthetic tho

>disposable bbq

top heckin kek what a group of wronguns. did the lad burn himself?

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8f6def (6) No.256981

>>256979

>Abhorrent

aaaaahhhh

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256982

>>256980

>wronguns

Lad we had beer and weed already, they wanted cooked meat, they were just fucking prize morons

They thought if they kept the doors open to the field then the smoke alarm wouldn't go off

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5ac4b1 (8) No.256983

>>256980

And yeah but only 3rd degree

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be4f4e (12) No.256984

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be4f4e (12) No.256986>>256987

>>256985

agreed

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8f6def (6) No.256987>>256988

>>256986

I take it back

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be4f4e (12) No.256988

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>>256987

not possible

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be4f4e (12) No.256989

let me suck on those milkies aaaahhhhh

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256990>>256991

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Old school webm

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be4f4e (12) No.256991>>256992

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256992

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>>256991

obligatory

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8cd1e6 (6) No.256993

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125f06 (1) No.256994>>256995

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I'M GONNA BURN THIS GOD DAMNED HOUSE RIGHT DOWN

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a549bd (2) No.256995>>256997

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>>256994

did you hear about her being killed in a nightclub

it was murder on the dancefloor

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a549bd (2) No.256996>>256997

>joke was so bad it killed the board

wew

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4f3130 (1) No.256997

>>256995

>>256996

Murder on the imageboardfloor

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1d8dfa (1) No.256998

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truly moving

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73d2ce (2) No.256999>>257001

trippy

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73d2ce (2) No.257000>>257001

trippos

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bca71f (2) No.257001

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6702b0 (3) No.257003

h

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6702b0 (3) No.257006

h

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