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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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b72d9d No.255727 [View All]

‘Brazen Act of War’: MPs and Ministers Rail Against Suspected Nerve Agent Attack

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/brazen-act-war-mps-ministers-suspected-russian-nerve-agent-attack/

>A former government minister has said Russia could be guilty of “a brazen act of war” if they attempted to assassinate a former spy in Salisbury, whilst a Labour MP called Russia a “terrorist” state.

>Addressing the House, Home Secretary Amber Rudd told MPs the attack was a “brazen and reckless act” conducted in the “most cruel and public way”, but cautioned against speculating about the perpetrators.

Days After Threatening to Punish Brexit Voters by Grounding Holiday Flights, Ryanair Changes Tune

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/08/threatening-punish-brexit-voters-grounding-flights-ryanair-changes-tune/

>Days after abrasive Europhile airline boss Michael O’Leary announced his intention to force Brits to see the Brexit debate from his point of view by grounding his aircraft, the Ryanair chief of marketing has spoken out to confirm the company will not actually be deliberately sabotaging its own business out of spite over the EU membership vote.

>Despite hundreds of flights departing the United Kingdom and flying to non-European Union member states around the world every day, Jacobs repeated the claim that Britain leaving the European Union could mean “open skies comes to a grinding halt on a specific date because negotiations fall apart and there is then a risk that aircraft can’t fly” and said consumers should be concerned.

Hundreds of women plan mass resignation from the Labour Party over ruling that allows trannies on all-women shortlists

https://order-order.com/2018/03/07/hundreds-of-women-plan-mass-resignation-from-labour-over-trans-ruling/

>Labour has been allowing gender self-defined candidates onto all-women shortlists for some time – this just puts it in the rulebook. Controversially, the ruling could be used to allow transgender women to join the party’s internal women-only groups and programmes, for example, the influential women’s bloc in the PLP, women’s conference, and access training provided by the Labour Women’s Network and Jo Cox Women in Leadership.

>A crowdfunded campaign, “keep all women shortlists female“, has so far raised more than £25,000 to combat the proposal. Meanwhile, several Labour activists are threatening to take legal action.

>Meanwhile a campaign group called Mayday4Women says hundreds of Labour women will leave the party in a coordinated protest. All of this puts Corbyn in a difficult position.

Guardian women protest Owen Jones: "even the Spectator is more feminist than us"

https://order-order.com/2018/03/08/guardian-women-protest-owen-jones-even-spectator-feminist-us/

>The trans versus feminist culture war has a new battleground: the Guardian newsroom. Owen Jones has been leading the fight for self-defining trans people – those who identify as women without any medical change to their gender – to be allowed onto Labour’s all-women shortlists. This viewpoint is extremely unpopular with many non-millennial feminists, who have serious concerns about whether it really advances gender equality. There is increasing angst among feminist journalists at the Guardian who believe that Owen and other men on the trans side are mansplaining all-women shortlists to them.

>Several female Guardianistas believe Owen’s influence and platform pushing the trans issue is causing large numbers of feminists to regard the Guardian as anti-women.

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f603f0 No.256349

>eat Japanese pot noodle

>it's made in Poland

Grzoriousz Nippolska

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f603f0 No.256350

>>256322

>there are Pakis in Shropshire

Is nowhere sacred?

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f603f0 No.256351

File: da7915966f204a7⋯.jpg (64 KB,621x435,207:145,aliums.jpg)

>2 grams of salt eaten in one minute

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1abc24 No.256352

>>256350

They are everywhere, they are like rats

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f603f0 No.256353

>>256352

IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED

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99cf02 No.256354

h

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a6f1bd No.256355

File: d21ec21eeeffd38⋯.png (933.19 KB,960x720,4:3,262f35f8ad81f057f89c24d525….png)

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f603f0 No.256356

File: 7cbb0755da2344f⋯.jpg (45.65 KB,320x240,4:3,cat.jpg)

Deader than tank tops

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dfed14 No.256357

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9424a6 No.256358

>>256350

>>256352

You know what the worst part is. These were majority white majority Christian areas. This wasn't bradford or luton where small streets are surrounded by pakis, this was a tiny minority controlling an entire town through rape and intimidation. One group managed to maintain a stranglehold over a very large white town since the fucking 80s through social terrorism. Can't believe no one did anything about it even back then.

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dfed14 No.256359

Of course its different for cnn they are allowed to watch as for us we don't give a shit about what cnn thinks and shockingly police doesn't either. Britain went to drain when they were attacking Polish pedes working in UK, same based people who helped to defend Britain during ww2, from there it was a downward spiral, go Poland!

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dfed14 No.256360

>>256359

Man, it's just depressing what's happened to our brethren across the pond. Why won't they MEGA? I had high hopes after Brexit, but the UK just seems to keep progressing down the shitter. Perhaps it too late for them.

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88648e No.256361

File: 455d664e8fb19cc⋯.png (87.34 KB,235x180,47:36,bowdenplace.png)

>>255968

>>255969

>>255970

Went up north with the fam to see my sister who just moved to b*rmingham to work in an OAP home. Didn't die, saw Westie who is a goodlad, got blackpilled to shit by the dear old grandparents wanting me to work myself to death for my entire life to pay for their pension.

Saw some affordable single room apartments but the cuntlords won't let lads on UC rent them even if they have the finances and a deposit etc.

Another driving test tomorrow, might get the CV into a couple of shops at the same time. Got blackpilled on cars by the fam as well smh they want me to go full golem and give up on being a nazi hippy in a field

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9424a6 No.256362

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140234 No.256363

>>256361

Wew that's quite a holiday

Glad you're back and not dead lad

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58f8a5 No.256364

>>256361

>they want me to go full golem and give up on being a nazi hippy in a field

Don't

cars are the devil

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dfed14 No.256365

>>256361

>Got blackpilled on cars

what

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140234 No.256366

>>256365

Lightning McQueens journey is an analogy for the rise of cultmarx

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88648e No.256367

>>256365

everyone saying that running costs are literally more expensive than snorting diamond dust from a space suit's faceplate while driving a gold plated lambo into venus

My cousin who was also trying to go the vanlad route broke down a few times and now he's looking to sell.

>>256364

I'd have to get a horse and cart and make monthly supply runs for the nazzy house and it'd take a whole weekend to get to a lidls smh

going country is only feasible with vehicles smh

>>256363

dying a little bit tbh

got an infected leg from accidentally stabbing a boil there or smth and now I have to wear tights

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140234 No.256368

>>256367

Cars are expensive relative to bicycles

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5ec032 No.256369

>>256365

Is the Imperium finally dead?

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dfed14 No.256370

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58f8a5 No.256371

File: 4b2bcd21465eed0⋯.jpg (185.51 KB,1295x864,1295:864,Capture5.JPG)

finally sold my big carbon fibre spoiler for £120

bought a £50 pencil

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f603f0 No.256372

>>256358

>this was a tiny minority controlling an entire town through rape and intimidation. One group managed to maintain a stranglehold over a very large white town since the fucking 80s through social terrorism

tbh it's not like the police or social services would treat them any different in a majority British area than in islamised one.

>>256361

>the cuntlords won't let lads on UC rent them even if they have the finances and a deposit etc.

No DSS is (or could be) sexist discrimination now lad.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42979242

You may have to become a lass

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5ec032 No.256373

>>256370

what do you mean what?

you're no longer posting ching chong whores so that made me think you're done with the imperium stuff

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140234 No.256374

>>256371

This sounds like a rubbish deal

Did you at least spend the other ton on a prozzie

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f603f0 No.256375

>>256367

>going country is only feasible with vehicles smh

Works for the Amish, tbh having a community is the most important thing

>>256373

He only posts the most beautiful of wives now.

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9424a6 No.256376

>>256372

Not just the police lad, the people themselves in that area. The communities themselves, the friends and families of these girls, their religious elders, almost all the institutions set up in that area with responsibility to look after these communities absolutely failed to do their duty.

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88648e No.256377

>>256371

for what purpose

>>256372

might give me a leg up in negotiations tbh I'll try it out

>>256375

it's just that the communities here all all communist hippies or christian wackjobs smh

might be doing some hippy living work exp in return for lodging if I can't get a place tbh

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58f8a5 No.256378

File: a44563f241a9f22⋯.jpg (83.78 KB,1281x521,1281:521,Capture5.JPG)

>>256374

Bought it years ago for £150, so it's alright. Not planning on getting a car for a while, has been taking up a tonne of space so it had to go tbh

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f603f0 No.256379

>>256376

Oh I see what you're driving at. But again I don't see how those things are really any different in Telford as in Bradford. The only reason we're in this state to begin with is because of the wholesale failure (or treachery) of our institutions.

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dfed14 No.256380

File: 87099cde6b28fc0⋯.jpg (78.3 KB,615x865,123:173,PAY-FAMEFLYNET-Exclusive-A….jpg)

>>256373

no comment

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88648e No.256381

File: 6b1f0111f555584⋯.png (962.53 KB,953x745,953:745,ClipboardImage.png)

real Goblines are slack jawed retards with vile conks and poor posture

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dfed14 No.256382

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9424a6 No.256383

>>256379

Certainly lad, but even their families and friends, these girls must've known boys at their school, or had brothers who knew other young angry men.

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140234 No.256384

>>256381

Like the italians

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5ec032 No.256385

>>256380

i bet you've posted all you could find of the available good looking ones

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dfed14 No.256386

>>256383

>lass gets a reputation as a coalburning slag

>lads that would actually care stop caring because she's probably doing it to herself

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9424a6 No.256387

>>256386

>not stepping in to prevent coalburning

smh tbh you wouldn't let your sister date a nigger so why wait till she gets beaten up.

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dfed14 No.256388

>>256387

In the case of knowing boys at school, when you hear a lass is a slag or shags about, you stop wanting to hear any more about her. I can think of one or two girls in my year that it might have actually have been happening to, but I wouldn't have properly known until basically now. When you're the same age as the lass, and she's being picked up by older paki boys, you really cannot do anything as just her peer.

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9424a6 No.256389

>>256388

But you'd certainly hear about her leaving the kebab shop at 3am with cuts and bruises, or of older men hooking them up on drugs and alcohol.

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dfed14 No.256390

>>256389

You'd hear about abortions and stuff, and one would talk about her sexcapades.

I think a lot of them don't quite realise what is happening to themselves until it's far too late. So how can a 12 or 13 or 14 year old lad realise what's happening.

Your point about families not being of any help is valid, and teachers at school probably should be able to see signs of something, but expecting lads in their young teens to be able to do anything significant is a bit absurd.

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89fb0b No.256391

>>256389

>>256390

Some lasses gravitate towards the situations tbf

I went to school with girls who had tried ecstasy by 13 etc

I doubt they would realise they are being pimped out at that age

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58f8a5 No.256392

File: 4f762aa1a0f1586⋯.jpg (125.78 KB,736x790,368:395,old shop.jpg)

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58f8a5 No.256394

New Thread at the ready

>>256393

>>256393

Continue using last 90 posts ITT

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89fb0b No.256395

>>256392

>tfw still have a local habadashery

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f603f0 No.256397

>>256388

This tbh, I didn't grow up in a pakified area but my school had its share of girls who met their older boyfriends at the school gates at the end of every day. Maybe now I'd think something else of it but back then they were just "those kinds of girls" tbph. At even if they were being abused, which we wouldn't have been aware of anyway, what's some weedy child supposed to do about it that the police or social can't? Never mind the fact that these were the types of girls who treated autists like me with contempt.

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88648e No.256399

File: 6355c2cb428e8a2⋯.png (186.43 KB,450x352,225:176,colletexhr.png)

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5fb930 No.256402

>>256390

This tbh

No point getting wound up over this, there's little we can do in practice and we knew it was happening anyway. It's the result of various problems in modern Britain and has no idea on how to fix it, beyond get rid of the pakis and drugs and shit and instilling moral values.

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1abc24 No.256457

>>256361

>by the dear old grandparents wanting me to work myself to death for my entire life to pay for their pension.

Did they actually say this?

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