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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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4ba470 (8) No.255010 [View All][Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

BREED

This is the order of your former BO

Reminder that the following are acceptable:

>J.ewesses

>Ruskis (only for me tho hands off you cunts)

>dagos

>frogs

>if need be, the lesser asian races

>nips I SUPPOSE

>pakis (of course, shout out to my nigga vanlad)

>whatever the fuck Frances is (this is doubly acceptable, like j.ewesses tbh)

Not acceptable:

>*nglish thots

>taigs

>amerimutts and other colonials

now for links and other delightful whatsits

‘FRESH HALE: Reform or Crumble’ -- Populist Leader Says Italian Elections Are ‘Last Chance’ Before Italy Follows UK Out of EU ‘Cage’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/04/reform-crumble-italy-vote-last-chance-eu/

>Populist leader Matteo Salvini has warned that Italy could leave the European Union (EU) after Britain if Brussels continues to refuse to listen to the public’s concerns.

>As Italians went to the polls on Sunday for national elections, the Lega party leader declared his support “on principle” for direct democracy, telling the British media that the Brexit referendum serves as an example for Italy to follow.

>“The British case is even more emblematic because it represents the first and only time so far where European citizens have had the opportunity to have a say about their membership of the European Union,” he said.

oh yeah it's pizzaland elections today so high energy etc etc prolly should've made the thread in honour of them but who gives a fuck quite frankly, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Bannon: EU Has Been ‘Vicious’ Towards Britain, Is Treating the British Public with ‘Contempt’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/04/bannon-eu-vicious-towards-britain-treated-british-public-contempt/

>Former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon has slammed the European Union for its “vicious and dismissive” attitude towards Britain, adding the bloc is treating British voters with “contempt”.

>Bannon, who is in Italy to observe the elections there on March 4th, told the Telegraph newspaper that “Brussels has been vicious and dismissive [towards Britain]” since the Brexit vote.

>“The contempt that Brussels has shown for the mandate of the working men and women of Great Britain, who want out, has been to me nothing short of shocking.

>“They haven’t accommodated anything, they have made everything as tough as possible. It’s not even been a negotiation. It’s been by fiat.”

Now, you're probably expecting a third link. I have news for you: there isn't one! Shocking, I know. Why? I can't be arsed. Enjoy your fucking thread you cunts

*shills for breitbart just like Neo*

Just like the old days innit

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23088b (16) No.255680>>255682

>>255676

I'm going to kill you

i think you are the most degenerate on newbrit, far above vanlad

watch out lad cos I'll fucking destroy you

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db6c98 (2) No.255681

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f90754 (6) No.255682>>255683

>>255680

What about that post suggests I'm degenerate? I'm saying that modernity's poor excuse for women matches up with it's poor excuse for men.

And the spoilered part was me being /realistic/ as vanlad would say

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23088b (16) No.255683>>255684 >>255686 >>255690

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>>255682

jjust like finding a paki lass is realistic?

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f90754 (6) No.255684

>>255683

That's not my battle lad, take that shit out of my face

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23088b (16) No.255685

when i said good lad i mean good lads like me

strong, intelligent, virgin

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f90754 (6) No.255686>>255687

>>255683

Let's be honest you'd prolly never end up with a slag let alone a fertile, chaste, and mentally sound 18 year old

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23088b (16) No.255687>>255688

>>255686

I am a very attractive young man.

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f90754 (6) No.255688>>255689

>>255687

Once you leave skool girls stop ging for lads who're just pretty ya kno

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23088b (16) No.255689>>255691

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>>255688

I am far more handsome than you laddo

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aae9d4 (3) No.255690

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f90754 (6) No.255691>>255692

>>255689

But you struggle to talk to strangers lad

You think a high quality lass will want a lad who're make her an outcast in kind?

Ah but I'll stop being mean now

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23088b (16) No.255692>>255693

>>255691

>But you struggle to talk to strangers lad

No I don't?

I'm not an outcast or whatever you think

I do go outside and interact with people, memes aside here

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f90754 (6) No.255693>>255694

>>255692

Good lad

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23088b (16) No.255694>>255695

>>255693

btw the women you shag are just little girls who arent even fully developed yet

REAL women want a man like me

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aae9d4 (3) No.255695>>255696

>>255694

You mean REAL women don't exist?

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23088b (16) No.255696>>255697

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aae9d4 (3) No.255697

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db6c98 (2) No.255698

Don't race mix.

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1b4997 (2) No.255699

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tbh

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23088b (16) No.255700

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jesus christ

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01dc63 (6) No.255701>>255703

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SOMEBODY PRETENDING TO BE ME ON HERE???

also is really britposter this time

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41f382 (4) No.255702>>255706

new thread bls

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1b4997 (2) No.255703>>255704

>>255701

Hey lad, huffed any drugs lately?

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01dc63 (6) No.255704>>255705 >>255708

>>255703

Not really anything too crazy, been smoking a lot of weed though, Found a new stoner group which is nice. How're you, alright?

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23088b (16) No.255705>>255707

>>255704

smh lad

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4ba470 (8) No.255706>>255709 >>255710

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tfw my qt is qt

>>255702

Why? This thread is fantastic, definitely one of the best threads we've ever had.

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01dc63 (6) No.255707

>>255705

ye what'evs tbh

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4ba470 (8) No.255708>>255716

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>>255704

>been smoking a lot of weed though

>Found a new stoner group which is nice

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01dc63 (6) No.255709>>255712

>>255706

all good things gotta end lass

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41f382 (4) No.255710>>255712

>>255706

yeah but it's nearly finished

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41f382 (4) No.255711

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Someone make a new thread pretty please… wink wink

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4ba470 (8) No.255712>>255716

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>>255709

>>255710

I propose that we let this thread run to 750 and never make a new one.

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23088b (16) No.255713>>255714

>westie gayposting in /shit/

wow imagine my shark

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4ba470 (8) No.255714>>255715

>Neo was scared away again so we have no new thread makers

REAP

>>255713

>even looking at /shit/

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23088b (16) No.255715>>255717

>>255714

yeah smh i only look there cos i have nothing else to do tbh

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01dc63 (6) No.255716>>255717

>>255712

are you depressed again lad?

>>255708

lad i'm a loose cannon what can i say

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4ba470 (8) No.255717>>255718 >>255719 >>255728

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>>255715

Go out smh

>>255716

>are you depressed again lad?

On the contrary I found a good lass and I think she's into me tbh

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23088b (16) No.255718>>255721

>>255717

i hope she is civic, lad

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41f382 (4) No.255719>>255721

>>255717

you say that everytime

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23088b (16) No.255720

>westie saying math instead of maths

further proof he needs the rope

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4ba470 (8) No.255721>>255722

>>255718

She is tbh, black as they come aka Russian

>>255719

>everytime

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23088b (16) No.255722>>255724

>>255721

describe her to I

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4a00a4 (2) No.255723>>255724

diana a shit

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4ba470 (8) No.255724>>255725 >>255726

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ta ta lads

some of us have work tomorrow

>>255722

she's qt in every way tbh

Why don't you go out and find one stay away from my ruskis though

>>255723

t. likes her

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4a00a4 (2) No.255725

>>255724

>t. likes her

no

night lad though

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23088b (16) No.255726

>>255724

why would i want a slavshit?

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01dc63 (6) No.255728

>>255717

gowan lad, hope it works out

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a8b87c (1) No.255730

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>still needing me to make your threads

Smh.

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389234 (1) No.257028

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