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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: a9c3df677176b23⋯.jpg (92.63 KB,768x768,1:1,cooks you dinner.jpg)

File: 643d050e07413b1⋯.jpg (118.72 KB,675x1200,9:16,hebrew breeding hips.jpg)

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4ba470 No.255010 [View All]

BREED

This is the order of your former BO

Reminder that the following are acceptable:

>J.ewesses

>Ruskis (only for me tho hands off you cunts)

>dagos

>frogs

>if need be, the lesser asian races

>nips I SUPPOSE

>pakis (of course, shout out to my nigga vanlad)

>whatever the fuck Frances is (this is doubly acceptable, like j.ewesses tbh)

Not acceptable:

>*nglish thots

>taigs

>amerimutts and other colonials

now for links and other delightful whatsits

‘FRESH HALE: Reform or Crumble’ – Populist Leader Says Italian Elections Are ‘Last Chance’ Before Italy Follows UK Out of EU ‘Cage’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/04/reform-crumble-italy-vote-last-chance-eu/

>Populist leader Matteo Salvini has warned that Italy could leave the European Union (EU) after Britain if Brussels continues to refuse to listen to the public’s concerns.

>As Italians went to the polls on Sunday for national elections, the Lega party leader declared his support “on principle” for direct democracy, telling the British media that the Brexit referendum serves as an example for Italy to follow.

>“The British case is even more emblematic because it represents the first and only time so far where European citizens have had the opportunity to have a say about their membership of the European Union,” he said.

oh yeah it's pizzaland elections today so high energy etc etc prolly should've made the thread in honour of them but who gives a fuck quite frankly, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Bannon: EU Has Been ‘Vicious’ Towards Britain, Is Treating the British Public with ‘Contempt’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/04/bannon-eu-vicious-towards-britain-treated-british-public-contempt/

>Former White House Chief Strategist Steve Bannon has slammed the European Union for its “vicious and dismissive” attitude towards Britain, adding the bloc is treating British voters with “contempt”.

>Bannon, who is in Italy to observe the elections there on March 4th, told the Telegraph newspaper that “Brussels has been vicious and dismissive [towards Britain]” since the Brexit vote.

>“The contempt that Brussels has shown for the mandate of the working men and women of Great Britain, who want out, has been to me nothing short of shocking.

>“They haven’t accommodated anything, they have made everything as tough as possible. It’s not even been a negotiation. It’s been by fiat.”

Now, you're probably expecting a third link. I have news for you: there isn't one! Shocking, I know. Why? I can't be arsed. Enjoy your fucking thread you cunts

*shills for breitbart just like Neo*

Just like the old days innit

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23088b No.255680

>>255676

I'm going to kill you

i think you are the most degenerate on newbrit, far above vanlad

watch out lad cos I'll fucking destroy you

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db6c98 No.255681

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB,202x184,101:92,7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)

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f90754 No.255682

>>255680

What about that post suggests I'm degenerate? I'm saying that modernity's poor excuse for women matches up with it's poor excuse for men.

And the spoilered part was me being /realistic/ as vanlad would say

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23088b No.255683

File: c0dd5f37dca56c9⋯.jpg (98.56 KB,1280x720,16:9,aa.jpg)

>>255682

jjust like finding a paki lass is realistic?

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f90754 No.255684

>>255683

That's not my battle lad, take that shit out of my face

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23088b No.255685

when i said good lad i mean good lads like me

strong, intelligent, virgin

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f90754 No.255686

>>255683

Let's be honest you'd prolly never end up with a slag let alone a fertile, chaste, and mentally sound 18 year old

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23088b No.255687

>>255686

I am a very attractive young man.

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f90754 No.255688

>>255687

Once you leave skool girls stop ging for lads who're just pretty ya kno

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23088b No.255689

File: 393dbd37eede9bc⋯.jpg (32.84 KB,300x441,100:147,baste.jpg)

>>255688

I am far more handsome than you laddo

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aae9d4 No.255690

File: ab3abd347fe069b⋯.jpg (220.06 KB,620x412,155:103,civic family.jpg)

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f90754 No.255691

>>255689

But you struggle to talk to strangers lad

You think a high quality lass will want a lad who're make her an outcast in kind?

Ah but I'll stop being mean now

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23088b No.255692

>>255691

>But you struggle to talk to strangers lad

No I don't?

I'm not an outcast or whatever you think

I do go outside and interact with people, memes aside here

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f90754 No.255693

>>255692

Good lad

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23088b No.255694

>>255693

btw the women you shag are just little girls who arent even fully developed yet

REAL women want a man like me

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aae9d4 No.255695

>>255694

You mean REAL women don't exist?

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23088b No.255696

File: 2225bb5fbe48d4b⋯.jpg (105.98 KB,601x601,1:1,JUST.jpg)

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aae9d4 No.255697

File: 33d76854600df44⋯.jpg (55.22 KB,1280x720,16:9,we know that feel.jpg)

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db6c98 No.255698

File: c21e25c6d8ed518⋯.jpg (24.29 KB,767x871,59:67,9dd873bc3bdb3e12b4958b933d….jpg)

Don't race mix.

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1b4997 No.255699

File: 2954a4988c6d61c⋯.png (50.59 KB,629x351,629:351,Chad_Meditations-1.png)

tbh

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23088b No.255700

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jesus christ

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01dc63 No.255701

File: 0aaa437fbc9b6ba⋯.jpg (22.04 KB,428x340,107:85,1497917667852.jpg)

SOMEBODY PRETENDING TO BE ME ON HERE???

also is really britposter this time

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41f382 No.255702

new thread bls

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1b4997 No.255703

>>255701

Hey lad, huffed any drugs lately?

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01dc63 No.255704

>>255703

Not really anything too crazy, been smoking a lot of weed though, Found a new stoner group which is nice. How're you, alright?

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23088b No.255705

>>255704

smh lad

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4ba470 No.255706

File: 72666098899e3a4⋯.jpeg (55.94 KB,755x390,151:78,giggle.jpeg)

tfw my qt is qt

>>255702

Why? This thread is fantastic, definitely one of the best threads we've ever had.

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01dc63 No.255707

>>255705

ye what'evs tbh

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4ba470 No.255708

File: 4bd688e8eed495a⋯.png (4.33 MB,1920x1080,16:9,good christian2.png)

>>255704

>been smoking a lot of weed though

>Found a new stoner group which is nice

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01dc63 No.255709

>>255706

all good things gotta end lass

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41f382 No.255710

>>255706

yeah but it's nearly finished

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41f382 No.255711

File: 489d749cb50b706⋯.png (66.87 KB,169x255,169:255,ClipboardImage.png)

Someone make a new thread pretty please… wink wink

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4ba470 No.255712

File: fde24b5c0de6062⋯.jpg (116.29 KB,720x960,3:4,sparkler.jpg)

>>255709

>>255710

I propose that we let this thread run to 750 and never make a new one.

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23088b No.255713

>westie gayposting in /shit/

wow imagine my shark

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4ba470 No.255714

File: 70790546f5aa7a0⋯.png (279.09 KB,406x566,203:283,1c4f45039c905591a2b8d820ac….png)

>Neo was scared away again so we have no new thread makers

REAP

>>255713

>even looking at /shit/

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23088b No.255715

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB,800x451,800:451,91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)

>>255714

yeah smh i only look there cos i have nothing else to do tbh

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01dc63 No.255716

>>255712

are you depressed again lad?

>>255708

lad i'm a loose cannon what can i say

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4ba470 No.255717

File: 73970be2ec336ee⋯.jpg (58.95 KB,960x640,3:2,i cri evrytime.jpg)

>>255715

Go out smh

>>255716

>are you depressed again lad?

On the contrary I found a good lass and I think she's into me tbh

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23088b No.255718

>>255717

i hope she is civic, lad

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41f382 No.255719

>>255717

you say that everytime

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23088b No.255720

>westie saying math instead of maths

further proof he needs the rope

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4ba470 No.255721

File: 2e432ce785c8ef1⋯.jpg (127.17 KB,765x960,51:64,don't cut urself on that e….jpg)

>>255718

She is tbh, black as they come aka Russian

>>255719

>everytime

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23088b No.255722

>>255721

describe her to I

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4a00a4 No.255723

diana a shit

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4ba470 No.255724

File: 98fd71a841e912b⋯.jpg (110.47 KB,607x1080,607:1080,14985861604970.jpg)

ta ta lads

some of us have work tomorrow

>>255722

she's qt in every way tbh

Why don't you go out and find one stay away from my ruskis though

>>255723

t. likes her

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4a00a4 No.255725

>>255724

>t. likes her

no

night lad though

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23088b No.255726

>>255724

why would i want a slavshit?

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01dc63 No.255728

>>255717

gowan lad, hope it works out

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a8b87c No.255730

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>>255727

>still needing me to make your threads

Smh.

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389234 No.257028

picturelol.com/3z3l1bm4zyxf/15212992_327328787708184_7405587979919425536_n.jpg

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