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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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0a4b9b No.253697 [View All]

Now now lads, I love artistically valuable music as much as anyone else. You're preaching to the choir when you tell me about the disgraceful state of this country's art institutes, especially music which is very valuable to me. However not every work needs to convey beauty, sometimes it's fine to listen to something that makes you want to smile and dance, or sit by your side when you feel sad.

Links from /brit/ as per usual:

Far-right 'moving increasingly online'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43250100

British MI5 agents allowed to commit crimes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5452695/British-MI5-agents-allowed-commit-crimes.html

Tommy RoThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson Suspended from Twitter for Stating Statistical Fact About Muslims in Grooming Gangs

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/01/tommy-roThe Poster Formerly Known As Binson-banned-twitter-stating-statistical-fact-muslim-grooming-gangs/

Nigel Farage SHUTS DOWN and ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS second referendum calls as Dimbleby FAILS to control Remainer AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/926085/BBC-Question-Time-David-Dimbleby-audience-member-Nigel-Farage-Ken-Clarke-Brexit-news/

Why the world needs to get ready for more people dying

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-43159823

Leicester shop blast destroyed illegal distillery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5452035/Leicester-shop-destroyed-blast-illegal-distillery.html

Taxpayer's money hard at work

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/stories-43159312

Canadian Conservatives Would Recognise Jerusalem as Israeli Capital if Elected

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/01/canadian-conservative-leader-promises-jerusalem-israeli-capital-elected/

Milan Mosque Urges Muslims to Vote for Italian Left-Wing Parties in Favour of ‘Birthplace Citizenship’

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/01/milan-mosque-urges-muslims-vote-italian-left-wing-parties/

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6b687b No.254285

>>254282

NO

IT DOESNT MATTER

IF YOU LOVE HER IT DOESNT MATTER

THERE WAS A LASS WHO LIKED ME WHO WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT IT DIDDNT MATTER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JUST FUCKING DO IT

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03c83b No.254286

>>254280

These are fair terms

Can you at least micro ban them for even daring to (You) me negatively then please?

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8c5474 No.254287

>>254285

LAD SOMETIMES THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ROOOOOOOOO

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6b687b No.254288

>post under fake flag on /shit/

>something LOCAL to dorset comes up and I have to try and hide I am connected to it somehow

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de24f6 No.254289

>>254270

You, apparently

And no, I won't run out of IPs, kek

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d03b3f No.254290

>>254285

NO LAD IT DOES MATTER SMH I CAN'T HURT HER IF I LOVE HER AND EVEN THEN I DON'T LOVE HER I JUST WANT TO YA KNOW TRY OUT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP FOR FUCKING ONCE IN MY LIFE

>>254286

Huh? Give me some evidence tbh.

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c04232 No.254291

Have they gone already?

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6b687b No.254292

>>254287

DONT TELL ME THERES nOTHING YOU CANT DO

IF ITS THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU YOU GOT TO FUCKIG DO IT

BECAUSE IF YOU DONT YOU FEEL THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD

TAKE THE RISK

GET THE ADRENALINE PUMPED

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03c83b No.254293

>>254280

We could heave halfbricks at him as he walks to class

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6b687b No.254294

>>254290

Well you could always try and charm her properly.

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d03b3f No.254295

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03c83b No.254296

>>254290

I was joking mate chill

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c04232 No.254297

>>254295

>who?

The gayists.

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6b687b No.254298

You should be devilish and devise a plot to split them up.

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d03b3f No.254299

>>254296

*bans everyone due to a miscommunication*

>>254297

They're waiting, watching

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8c5474 No.254300

>>254292

Why don't you then?

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03c83b No.254301

>>254299

My nigga

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6b687b No.254302

>>254300

cos I haven't seen a pretty girl since 2016

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de24f6 No.254303

>>254297

t. gayist

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8c5474 No.254304

>>254302

meet one then you mong

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d03b3f No.254305

>>254303

t. no friends

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7dfe22 No.254306

>>254278

>>254283

holy shit she's like a girl review brah

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287792 No.254307

File: dd6ac34ecbf938d⋯.gif (1.85 MB,500x282,250:141,visible autism.gif)

>>254259

>>254263

>>254267

>>254269

>>254278

>>254284

Daily reminder that the giant key necklace is a signal used by the cuckold community to advertise their disgusting fetish smh. She's an evil woman.

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03c83b No.254308

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8c5474 No.254309

File: 0cc02f027221eb8⋯.jpg (77.07 KB,662x804,331:402,ARYAN GODDESS.jpg)

>>254306

so… handsome?

>>254307

uh no she has a chastity belt and they key is a sign of it tbh

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d03b3f No.254310

>>254307

she's not white so who cares tbh

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de24f6 No.254311

>>254305

t. projecting

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c04232 No.254312

Too early…?

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d03b3f No.254313

>>254311

But lad, I have friends?

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de24f6 No.254314

>>254313

And so do I?

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8c5474 No.254315

>>254310

huwhite women are awful

>>254313

shhh let him think he's normal

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03c83b No.254316

>>254312

Nah do it lass

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8c5474 No.254317

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d03b3f No.254318

>>254314

Then why do you come here?

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c04232 No.254319

File: 33882bd3ff9fc1d⋯.jpg (288.32 KB,1200x1800,2:3,02123.jpg)

>>254315

>huwhite women are awful

t. ugly woman

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de24f6 No.254320

>>254315

More normal than someone who would move to another country to try and get a gf who doesn't

even like him anyway

LOL

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c04232 No.254321

>>254316

I'll wait a little longer.

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03c83b No.254322

>>254314

Doubt.png

>>254313

100% believable

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6b687b No.254323

File: 91de483c3ef14b4⋯.png (384.97 KB,800x451,800:451,91de483c3ef14b42b927cc985f….png)

>>254304

Lad I've been out uncountable times but there just isn't any attraction to girls I see. Sure there are decent looking ones but none I am drawn to.

SAMANTHA COME BACK TO MEEEEEE

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8c5474 No.254324

>>254319

t. gchqt

>>254320

t. has no clue what happened

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8c5474 No.254325

>>254323

Stop wanking or actually get know a girl over time and maybe you'll grow to love them

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d03b3f No.254326

>>254320

Having two balls is pretty normal lad.

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de24f6 No.254327

>>254318

Because someone asked me to

And I know my presence pisses you off

Unlike you, lad, I have friends outside of imageboards, I don't browse imageboards to make/talk to friends

And besides, you're here too, and you're on here much more than me, that doesn't really work as an insult, lad

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03c83b No.254328

>>254320

Kek lad

I'm impressed that he did it

Only a noball shut in would think otherwise

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6b687b No.254329

>>254325

Oh you're the fine fucking one to talk

Why dont you just shut the fuck up and save yourself some embarrassment because you clearly know nothing of my situation

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c04232 No.254331

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d03b3f No.254335

>>254327

Well I run this place so I do have to be here.

>>254331

lad it's not even 700?

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03c83b No.254337

>>254326

Sheeeeeeit

LOWBLOW

FINISH HIM

>>254321

Fair

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e10485 No.254350

>>254284

>if she tries really hard she can almost make it look like she has hips

lol

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15461f No.254430

>All the old posters are back

Wew

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