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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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8334e0 No.252994 [View All]

Farming must continue 'uninterrupted'

>elaborating on his motion for a constitutional amendment to allow expropriation without compensation, EFF leader Julius Malema said on Wednesday that farmers should be able to continue to work their land uninterrupted, but that those parts that lay idle should be redistributed by the state

>he was answering questions by journalists outside of the party's public health care campaign launch at Chris Hani Baragwanath Hospital in Soweto, following his motion in the National Assembly on Tuesday

>"if you are a farmer and you have lost ownership of the land to the state, then the portion of the farm you are using to produce whatever you are producing should continue uninterrupted. [But] idling parts of the farm …should be reallocated to someone else who will use it for production," he said

https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/farming-must-continue-uninterrupted-malema-20180228

Flying old South African flag is hate speech

>the Nelson Mandela Foundation has applied to the Equality Court in Johannesburg for an order that will effectively ban members of the public from flying the "apartheid South Africa" flag

>the foundation said it wants the court to find that "gratuitous displays of the old official flag of apartheid South Africa constitute hate speech‚ unfair discrimination and harassment based on race"

>its action was prompted by displays of the old flag at demonstrations against farm murders on “Black Monday” in October last year

https://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2018-02-28-flying-old-south-african-flag-is-hate-speech-nelson-mandela-foundation/

Turning hops into South Africa's next wine

>it's almost impossible to grow hops in South Africa

>the hot, dry climate is a killer.

But some of the beer-loving nation's farmers are beating the odds and rapidly cultivating a reputation as suppliers of the highly flavored varieties that craft brewers need

>the prospects are so good that Anheuser-Busch InBev (BUD), the world's biggest brewer, believes the country could become a net exporter of the flowers by 2021

http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/28/news/economy/craft-beer-hops-south-africa/index.html

Does South Africa really need a stronger rand?

>the currency, which has risen by some 15% in the last couple of months, maintains its newfound confidence as Ramaphosa became the country’s fifth president and brought back finance minister Nhlanhla Nene, whose 2015 axing first triggered the rand’s downward spiral

>once pegged to the country’s vast gold reserves, the rand used to be 2:1 to the pound and nearly as strong as the dollar until a generation ago. Today, however, it seems pegged to the anxiety of post-apartheid South Africa

>a stronger rand may boost the national psyche, but it’s really not clear if South Africa really wants its currency to keep getting stronger

https://qz.com/1217414/why-is-south-africas-rand-currency-up/

South Africa explores constitutional change to allow land seizures

>South Africa's parliament voted Tuesday to examine how to amend the constitution to allow land seizures without compensation, a move that resonates deeply in a nation where the white minority still controls much of the farmland

>but the strongest proponent of the motion immediately sought to reassure the nation that nothing too drastic would come of it

>"no one is going to lose his or her house, no one is going to lose his or her flat, no one is going to lose his or her factory or industry," Julius Malema, who leads the far-left Economic Freedom Fighters party, said immediately following the vote. "All we are saying is they will not have the ownership of the land, they will have a lease, depending on what is the arrangement, particularly as it relates to the outcome of the Constitutional review process."

https://www.voanews.com/a/south-africa-explores-constitutional-change-allow-land-seizures/4274508.html

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61a35f No.253650

>>253646

*sets the whole of Hertfordshire ablaze*

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37ab06 No.253651

>>253648

smh I pray gods we've developed big brains since ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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b9f7f8 No.253652

>>253650

I don't actually live here lmao

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61a35f No.253653

>>253648

The hobbit was better tbf, the story arcs weren't so long

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25ca9b No.253654

>>253646

what is wrong with you

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61a35f No.253655

>>253652

*burns everything*

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37ab06 No.253656

>>253649

OOOOOOOOOOO

IN DIXIE LAND WE'LL TAKE OUR STAND

TO LIVE OR DIE FOR DIXIE

>>253653

Hobbit was such a good read I mustve read it 4 times in my teens

>>253655

OUCH now I need some aloe smh

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b9f7f8 No.253657

>>253654

Just poking fun at how triggered everyone seems to be at literally nothing tbh

>>253655

*douses self in flame retardant*

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f75424 No.253658

>>253651

I recon so lad, don't you worry

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94fe52 No.253659

File: c8a15ee21bf5de7⋯.jpg (85.92 KB,614x767,614:767,c8a15ee21bf5de7b16d5e6d31d….jpg)

>vanlad has files on everyone

>we've all fed him wrong information anyway

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b9f7f8 No.253660

File: 08033f2f0ebfacc⋯.jpg (125.61 KB,640x640,1:1,let me give you something ….jpg)

>>253659

I like this picture

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25ca9b No.253661

>>253659

*feeds him wrong irl information and makes him drop me off at the wrong town*

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37ab06 No.253662

File: 15a93119f543795⋯.jpg (192.74 KB,750x1032,125:172,cooky old man with potion.jpg)

>>253659

Y-yeah haha

>>253658

*cries tears of joy*

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61a35f No.253663

>>253657

>nothing

Any signs of cryptopedoism must be stamped out

>retard

Darn tooting

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94fe52 No.253664

>>253661

anything to keep gcqh off your back

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37ab06 No.253665

>>253661

*sends lad in my place to druid gathering with a bug and earpiece to communicate as my proxy*

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25ca9b No.253666

>>253665

*picks up a random person and claims their shrop*

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94fe52 No.253667

should I buy a bottle of bucky for tonight, that is the question

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61a35f No.253668

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29810f No.253669

File: eae8e8e24ec0c53⋯.png (28.1 KB,640x560,8:7,coldanddark.png)

*sneezes hard enough to be physically moved in the direction of recoil*

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b9f7f8 No.253670

>>253663

If you seriously have a problem with an 18 year old hypothetically getting a 16 year old pregnant there's something with you nibba

anyway

*leaves before this gets ugly*

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b9f7f8 No.253671

>>253670

*wrong

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94fe52 No.253672

>>253669

what is the regards ____ frogs memi from

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94fe52 No.253673

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61a35f No.253674

>>253665

>>253665

*reclines in gchq office chair*

>>253667

Yes

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ba304d No.253675

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94fe52 No.253676

>>253674

>Yes

that's that dilemma solved

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94fe52 No.253677

>>253675

benis :DDD

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61a35f No.253678

>>253670

Not in general lad, just from the angle you're posting from

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ba304d No.253679

>>253677

Finnish and Georgian language is the coolest to look at, tbh.

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29810f No.253680

File: d4cb3513c21567d⋯.png (68.21 KB,255x223,255:223,regardsbanter.png)

File: fb317812efb9275⋯.png (28.96 KB,640x560,8:7,regardschinky.png)

>>253672

dunno but thanks for giving me something to name them

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37ab06 No.253681

File: 0a00824eee6f27b⋯.jpg (21.78 KB,450x239,450:239,stock-photo-tnt-time-bomb-….jpg)

>>253666

*finds homeless goat man, gives him £50 and my shrop fake news dossier*

heh nice try GCH-DRU

>>253669

kek me and me pa do this all the time

people often are like

>jeez shrop you ok?

>>253670

laters lad

>>253674

even worse get lad

check your right-middle desk draw, I left something for you lad

>

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37ab06 No.253682

>>253680

>sweet and sour

kek lad I like this 1

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37ab06 No.253683

>>253681

worse yet*

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0b9167 No.253684

>>253669

iktfb

>>253670

i repeat 16 is NOT a good age for childbearing

I would not allow my daughter to have children let alone sex at that age tbh

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29810f No.253685

File: e5fee77246a2ad5⋯.png (381.14 KB,550x366,275:183,timeandpepe.png)

oh it's friday again

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25ca9b No.253686

>>253681

*hires rental car that's unique for the pure purpose of setting a strange and unique first experience*

speaking of "my" car should I go fetch my friend in this weather?

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61a35f No.253687

>>253683

>*hesitantly opens draw*

>there's a picture of you wearing a huge set of antlers

>*runs out of building screaming*

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61a35f No.253688

>>253686

>*rehires rental at massive cost to not blow cover*

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61a35f No.253689

>the end 3 digits in the post number match the reply count

Portentous

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61a35f No.253690

New thread plz

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0b9167 No.253691

>>253689

woah

what the fuck

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0b9167 No.253692

wish i had a bottle of some alternative cola

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61a35f No.253693

>>253692

Budgens tbh

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0b9167 No.253694

>>253693

cant go to the shop cos of the ice smh

guess i could have tonic water

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37ab06 No.253695

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genuinely one of my favourite trashy pop songs

>>253685

I thought it was saturday today so I'm feeling pretty good rn

>>253686

*actually arrived early but made me wait 2 hours to make the floral shirt and sun glasses in autumn make me conflicted about being irritated or amused*

I like your style lad

>friend

Only if he buys you a maccies tbh

>>253687

actually LMAO

And you'll be getting lots more where that came from if you don't cease your surveillance mr. gchq

>>253692

panda pop

>>253686

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37ab06 No.253696

tbf I'll get the next thread

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6ce31c No.253698

>>253685

watching apocalypse now tonight don't spoil me never seen it don't know anything about it

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37ab06 No.253699

>>253697

>>253697

NIGGER

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

YOU KNOW WHAT OTHER WORD STARTS WITH N?

NEW!

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

>>253697

NEWTHREAD

NEWTHREAD

NEWTHREAD

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3fe005 No.261104

>>252994

quality thread thanks

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