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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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789eaa No.252357 [View All]

Scoltand agrees on 50p minimum unit pricing

>ministers in the Scottish Parliament voted yesterday (26th February) for minimum unit pricing (MUP) to be 50p when it is introduced later this year

>this will raise the cheapest price for a four-pack of beer from £1 to £1.78, a three litre bottle of cider from £3.59 to £11.22, a 70cl bottle of vodka from £9.97 to £13.11, Scotch from £11 to £14 and a bottle of wine from £3.09 to £4.98

>Scotland’s health secretary, Shona Robison, said that: “With alcohol on sale today in some places at just 16p per unit, we have to tackle the scourge of cheap, high-strength drink that causes so much damage to so many families. This move will save thousands of lives.”

https://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2018/02/scotland-agrees-on-50p-minimum-pricing/

Southern Comfort to launch bold whiskey-forward variant in UK

>a bold new variant of Southern Comfort, bringing American whiskey more to the fore, is to be launched in the UK.

>Southern Comfort Black, with ABV of 40% instead of the core expression’s 35%, will tap into a growing interest in American whiskey among younger spirit drinkers, especially men

>it is due to be launched in the UK off- and on-trade by Southern Comfort’s distributor Hi-Spirits in March

http://barmagazine.co.uk/southern-comfort-launch-bold-whiskey-forward-variant-uk/

Porterhouse Brewing Company opens €6mn brewery with limited edition beer launch

>indepently owned Irish craft brewer, Porterhouse Brewing Company has opened €6mn brewery in Dublin to keep up with rising demand in the UK and Europe

>the brewery will facilitate the increased demand, particularly from within the UK, and allow for a wider variety of beers

>the brewery will also release a limited edition Porterhouse Bounty Hunter beer scheduled for release in the UK on St. Patrick's Day 2018

https://www.beveragedaily.com/Article/2018/02/26/Porterhouse-Brewing-Company-opens-6m-brewery

Report shows Brits spend more on a night out

>consumers in the UK are spending an average of £54.49 on a night out, with 58% of drinkers going out at least once a week, according to a recent report

>findings show that consumers are spending 26.6% more on pre-drinks, 25% more on transport and 19.4% more on in-venue drinks, however the spend on food was 9.1% less

>the report also shows that 73% of 18 to 21 year olds go on a night out at least once a week, and 63.8% of 26 to 30 year olds

https://www.thespiritsbusiness.com/2018/02/report-shows-brits-spend-more-on-a-night-out/

SIBA to discuss sexist beer branding

>following a recent board meeting of independent brewers in the UK, the Society of Independent Brewers (SIBA) has planned to create a marketing ‘Code of Practice’ for its members

>SIBA members and a panel of experts will be discussing the issues around offensive marketing and the best way to develop the code with an industry discussion called "Marketing beer responsibly – Sexism, discrimination and branding in the beer industry" at this year's BeerX conference

>SIBA have stated there is "no place in the beer industry for sexist or offensive marketing", with staff members already screening all competition entries at their UK-wide Independent Beer Awards for offensive labeling

http://drinksint.com/news/fullstory.php/aid/7593/SIBA_to_discuss_sexist_beer_branding.html

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965a2b No.252947

>>252942

Depends tbh, is it no homo

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965a2b No.252948

Every step I take

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9062f4 No.252949

>>252945

She does look a bit like dy tbh

However shes miles better because shes eating a burger

>>252946

Smh lad that sounds horrible

Tbf I had a phase of being a loser through years 7-9.

>DSM

kek aka a lad whos done psychs and a few pillys

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9062f4 No.252950

>>252948

My lardy arse makes the ground quake >:^)

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9062f4 No.252951

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I could go for some processed food round about now

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42a68f No.252952

>do 25

>arms give up

>feel like I've somehow failed even though its the first exercise in god knows how long

my leggies are sore af tho wew

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159039 No.252953

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>>252949

>Tbf I had a phase of being a loser through years 7-9.

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70f6a3 No.252954

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9062f4 No.252955

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9062f4 No.252956

>>252954

B-B-B-B-B-BUZONGAS!

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42a68f No.252957

>>252955

how i feel right now

UNLIMITED POWER

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42a68f No.252958

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top fucking keeeq

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9062f4 No.252959

>>252958

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I miss heavy eyeliner

I miss emo lassesssssss

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42a68f No.252960

>>252959

ye i have a massive raging hardon for eyeliner

the sheer state of makeup in 2018 smh

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42a68f No.252961

MARCH IS GOING TO BE A GRAND MONTH

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965a2b No.252962

>>252959

>>252960

>first proper gf was an emo with panda eyes

Ahhhh

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965a2b No.252963

>>252961

Muy muy bueno

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d43d44 No.252964

emos were the last stand of white identity

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42a68f No.252965

>>252962

*gives you sympathy*

>>252963

i predict it shall be great

the beginning of spring

the beginning of a new glorious era

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965a2b No.252966

>>252964

Its now emo-hour in /newbrit/

>>252965

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965a2b No.252967

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965a2b No.252968

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>11yrs ago

Shit

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9062f4 No.252969

>>252965

>>252962

smh the lass I wanted to bang back in year 8-9 had the proper emo thing going

never got me whistle wet tho S M H

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42a68f No.252970

>>252969

*tries and remembers my school years but memory is blocked*

ah…

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965a2b No.252971

>>252970

Spill the beans lad

I bet you were a protochad until some awful accident where other chads rolled you up in a carpet and threw you into the school pool and you got rescued by a lady teacher who showed you her noo-noo

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965a2b No.252972

>>252969

Smh lad smh

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42a68f No.252973

I'm scared of my potential.

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965a2b No.252974

>>252973

Because its limited?

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f8312d No.252975

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Godwinson makes a video for dorset

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f8312d No.252976

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and me

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42a68f No.252977

>>252974

Unlimited.

I'm going to dedicate my entire being and time into self-improvement to become a superhuman ubermensch conquerer

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9062f4 No.252978

Absolutely s'ing m h lads

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9062f4 No.252979

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d43d44 No.252980

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>>252967

>>252968

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>252976

it's a harsh lesson smh

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9062f4 No.252981

>mates getting back on steroids

good for him tbh

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9062f4 No.252982

>>252979

shes odd looking rather pretty

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159039 No.252983

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94fd01 No.252984

Niggers

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42a68f No.252985

*listens to baroque oratorios all night into the early morning and becomes literally mad*

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f8312d No.252986

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>>252980

>ywn rescue ziggeh and feed and care for him properly in the days he has left

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965a2b No.252987

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I'm so old lads

help me

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42a68f No.252988

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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965a2b No.252989

>>252981

If he's injecting chinese or Russian crap he's a fucking moron

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159039 No.252990

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is this the only thing that the jocks have contributed to humanity

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9062f4 No.252991

>>252989

well he's definitely injecting something I can tell you that much

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9062f4 No.252992

>>252990

but what a contribution it is

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9062f4 No.252993

>2 yumyums

fucking is enough

AND AS DINNER MEAL AS WELL

appalling tbh

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9062f4 No.252995

>>252993

fucking 1*

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789eaa No.252996

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d43d44 No.253000

>>252986

there was an rspca parody vid of ziggy but can't find it rip

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