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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 60306602818f997⋯.jpg (70.52 KB,500x308,125:77,IMG_2057.JPG)

9c815a No.251741 [View All]

Brexit and aviation: UK airline access to EU markets to diminish, as airlines prepare for the worst

>in spite of UK Transport Secretary Chris Grayling's continued assertion that he will seek "the best possible access to European markets" for UK airlines, this access is increasingly likely to be less liberal than now

>the European Commission has made it clear that the UK will leave the single aviation market when it leaves the EU, possibly after a limited transition period yet to be agreed

>the UK's participation in EU deals with third countries will also cease, but Mr Grayling is confident that the UK can replace them with new bilaterals

https://centreforaviation.com/insights/analysis/brexit-and-aviation-uk-airline-access-to-eu-markets-to-diminish-as-airlines-prepare-for-the-worst-400044

Ryanair chief backs 'vital' capacity boost at Stansted

>Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary has expressed support for London Stansted airport's application to raise its annual cap on passenger numbers by eight million to 43 million

>"Stansted's potential and spare capacity remains untapped," O'Leary states. "So it's vital to make best and efficient use of the existing infrastructure to provide more growth opportunities and greater value for consumers at a time when runway capacity is more constrained in the southeast of England."

>announcing the submission of its planning application yesterday, Stansted said the extra capacity would "ease pressure on the London airport system by unlocking additional capacity at a time when other airports are full"

https://www.flightglobal.com/news/articles/ryanair-chief-backs-vital-capacity-boost-at-stanst-446181/

Air India arrives from Amritsar in UK

>Air India introduced a new twice-weekly (Tuesdays and Thursdays) connection from Amritsar (ATQ) to Birmingham (BHX) on 20th February

>“we are proud to say we are offering a totally unique route, as Birmingham is the only UK airport offering a direct service to Amritsar,” commented William Pearson, Aviation Director, Birmingham Airport.

>“the Midlands has the second largest Asian community in the UK, so it is great news that we are making more of India accessible to our passengers for business, leisure and to visit family and friends"

http://www.anna.aero/2018/02/23/air-india-adds-first-amritsar-arrival-uk/

UK Government commits £1.8 million to fund innovation in aviation security

>tech projects that stand to cut waiting times whilst improving aviation security have been given a boost by UK Government funding

>eight projects have been awarded £1.8 million in UK Government funding to develop innovative technology, which has the potential to bolster airport security while also speeding up the screening process for passengers

>the projects all apply novel approaches to aviation security which have the potential to improve threat detection capabilities. In addition to improving security, some have the potential to reduce the length of time passengers spend undergoing security checks

https://www.internationalairportreview.com/news/67218/uk-government-commits-1-8-million-aviation-security/

UK lifts Bangladesh air cargo ban

>the UK has lifted a ban on airfreight being transported directly from Bangladesh, but there is still work to be done before exports can resume

>late last week, British high commissioner in Bangladesh Alison Blake and Bangladesh civil aviation and tourism minister AKM Shahjahan Kamal told local reporters that the UK had lifted the ban, which had been in place since March 2016 because of concerns that cargo was not properly being screened

>“I am delighted to confirm that the temporary suspension on direct air cargo between Bangladesh and the UK has been lifted, following significant progress made in meeting a number of important security conditions,” Blake told local reporters

http://www.aircargonews.net/news/freight-forwarder/single-view/news/uk-lifts-bangladesh-air-cargo-ban-reports-suggest.html

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7f2ace No.252310

ahhhhhhh lads it's snowing it's beautiful i haven't seen it like this since school days

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43b954 No.252311

>>252310

Its all melted here now smh

It was a blizzard this morning

Reeeeeeee

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28520a No.252312

>>252309

Might be trapped in school at this rate

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ad6226 No.252313

>>252311

Same here tbh, disappointed

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7f2ace No.252314

>>252311

>>252313

winter chan does not bless you

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9c815a No.252315

File: 66192649320b657⋯.jpg (201.57 KB,1080x1080,1:1,IMG_2073.JPG)

#LiveLent

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9c815a No.252316

>>252315

should be Him not him smh at the CofE

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0fcb6c No.252317

cold

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43b954 No.252318

>>252317

its warm in the sun

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0da415 No.252319

File: 677e95bfc1cdd83⋯.jpg (93.15 KB,750x937,750:937,8946541891.jpg)

tbh

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0fcb6c No.252320

File: 045196c708c3a16⋯.png (465.26 KB,465x679,465:679,10.png)

By the way I had a dream I kissed her. I kissed her lips, her jaw, I even nibbled her earlobe

It was heaven tbf

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0fcb6c No.252321

Slightly snowing. Wew.

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0fcb6c No.252322

>>252321

>supposed to be -3 tonight/tomorrow morning

fuck me

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43b954 No.252323

>>252320

Lel

Nice tbh what did it taste like

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43b954 No.252324

>>252322

It was -5 for a bit before it snowed last night

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a161ce No.252325

>tfw went to a souvenir shop and they had a big NK flag so wanted to get that and a jack but just got the jack cuz itd be like buying a swastika or something

Smh whatever i can get one online and im taking steps to stop being a pseudo hikki this is the year I fix my fix myself aaahhhh

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0fcb6c No.252326

>>252323

like a neutralish skin smell since she had no make up or perfume but it was rather pleasant and soft

>>252324

its going to snow more tomorrow, hopefully

freezed my legs off again last night cos i took my bottoms off ffs

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43b954 No.252327

>>252325

Kek a big NK flag would be sweet tbf

Got a union jack and a st George cross in the small van as curtains to the back

>take steps

Post updates tbf

>>252326

Nice

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9c815a No.252328

>>252326

>its going to snow more tomorrow, hopefully

I hope it melts and freezes overnight making the roads too treacherous to travel on so school is cancelled. :-)

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0fcb6c No.252329

>>252327

then i awoke

>>252328

baste yungboiiis

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50d2be No.252330

>>252327

Ur a a driving stereo type lad :^) will do !

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43b954 No.252331

>>252328

>school

*adjusts your venn diagrams*

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50d2be No.252332

>>252328

accidentally got on the school bus today and they gave me a child ticket devilish.jpg

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43b954 No.252333

>>252332

Good work lad

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0fcb6c No.252334

I'm the best

Who's the best? Me

I'm your daddy

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13e699 No.252335

>(122)

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0fcb6c No.252336

>>252335

Vanlad has more than me cos he reset

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0fcb6c No.252337

Daddy Dorset

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8de636 No.252338

>>252325

Shoudl've bought the NK flag honestly, other than for memes flag collecting is lame and a sign of autism.

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0fcb6c No.252339

I honestly want the weather to permanently be like this

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13e699 No.252340

>>252339

spoken like a true urban pleb

need seasons to be self sufficient smh

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0fcb6c No.252341

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43b954 No.252342

>>252335

Lel I'm having a massive spliff and a few beers now I'm done for the day

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0fcb6c No.252343

>>252342

what spliff? what beer?

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43b954 No.252344

>>252343

Lmao lad

Zywiec and swiss blue cheese

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0fcb6c No.252345

>>252344

ah

not clued up on all the different types tbh, only from hearing my dad talk about it

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43b954 No.252346

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0fcb6c No.252347

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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43b954 No.252348

File: ece5b401693cf26⋯.png (54.04 KB,320x480,2:3,Screenshot_2018-02-27-18-0….png)

>>252347

Fucks sake I'll copy paste it then

>website is coded by stoner yanks and loads continuously

Okay I'll screenshot it then fine whatever

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0fcb6c No.252349

>>252348

i posted a video not an image lad

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43b954 No.252350

>>252349

My bad it looked like a b8 reaction

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0fcb6c No.252351

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43b954 No.252352

>>252351

Tbf its my favourite bud

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43b954 No.252353

>>252352

*and I'm pretty licked already

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7f2ace No.252354

>>252333

t-thanks vanlad

>>252338

regret it a little but turns out it's cheaper on amazon anyways oh well

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0fcb6c No.252355

>>252353

id like to lick her flat chest and tummy, neck and arms, elbows armpits and bum

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5ea719 No.252356

File: 6218d0fada47fcb⋯.jpg (95.66 KB,409x683,409:683,6218d0fada47fcbf4b115246e4….jpg)

>>252355

> flat chest

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0fcb6c No.252358

File: 7a9f94e17ef4999⋯.jpg (15.47 KB,500x434,250:217,7a9f94e17ef4999e19a32f128e….jpg)

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9c815a No.252359

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43b954 No.252360

>>252354

Kek defrauding public transport is a hobby of mine too :^)

>>252356

Tbh

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