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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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f83fec No.240517 [View All]

THIS WEEK

PIRELLI INCREASES ITS PRESENCE AT THE AUTOSPORT INTERNATIONAL SHOW

>Pirelli’s presence at the Autosport International Show, which is now in its 28th year, featured the largest stand that the Italian company has ever displayed, and several exhibits that showcased the sheer variety of Pirelli’s hundreds of motorsport programmes worldwide

https://www.tyretradenews.co.uk/news/pirelli-increases-its-presence-at-the-autosport-international-show-1

Tructyre goes live with e-jobsheet

>Hot on the heels of its recent acquisition, Tructyre has gone live with e-jobsheet to manage its direct fleet and third-party work amongst its tyre technician community

https://www.tyrepress.com/2018/01/tructyre-goes-live-with-e-jobsheet/

Tyre companies hope for 'achhe din' with fall in Chinese imports

>A slowdown in import of Chinese tyres and improved automobile sales in the last couple of months have lifted the hopes of the Indian tyre industry, which is expecting a growth in the last quarter of the fiscal after a prolonged downturn

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/auto/news/tyres/tyre-companies-hope-for-achhe-din-with-fall-in-chinese-imports/articleshow/62304533.cms

Yokohama rolls out fuel-efficient, long-haul tire

>SANTA ANA, Calif.—Yokohama Tire Corp. has launched a fuel-efficient long-haul drive tire, the TY577 MC², for the U.S. market

http://www.rubbernews.com/article/20180111/NEWS/180119990/yokohama-rolls-out-fuel-efficient-long-haul-tire

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f83fec No.241172

File: 11d50a75edfe0be⋯.jpg (39.92 KB,451x502,451:502,11d50a75edfe0be24e0d86dd13….jpg)

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ebf25f No.241173

File: 571336ddfd4ad86⋯.jpg (380.07 KB,1105x1031,1105:1031,russia.jpg)

>>241166

rutracker, tovarisch.

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23aabe No.241174

Made some purple drank lads

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f83fec No.241175

File: 3e1e7299d1cb5e3⋯.jpg (39.61 KB,640x449,640:449,Intrigued 1.jpg)

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679670 No.241176

>>241174

did you get some watermelon and kfc too

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23aabe No.241177

>>241175

Cocodamol CWE tbf, a pseudo-sizzurp

>>241176

Yeah and I bixnooded there and muhfugged back

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dc6a7b No.241178

new thread soon

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21bd40 No.241179

File: 3635d2b5361b66d⋯.jpg (86.28 KB,1077x858,359:286,bannedbritagain.JPG)

Banned from /brit/ merely for pointing out that I was right about Bolton from the start, smh

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21bd40 No.241180

I swear /brit/ is run by spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine) that just want to keep people going down dead end roads forever

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23aabe No.241181

>>241180

Shhhh that's a state secret

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dc6a7b No.241182

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

tbh

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23aabe No.241183

File: d042ea8f74e7730⋯.png (716.53 KB,720x863,720:863,81ff64f.png)

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78cdc5 No.241184

File: 62297be4b73a930⋯.png (998.38 KB,762x935,762:935,ClipboardImage.png)

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78cdc5 No.241185

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f83fec No.241186

>>241178

what edition?

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5df19b No.241187

File: 3717567bec4d02b⋯.jpg (187.61 KB,1536x1536,1:1,3717567bec4d02b1f42100f924….jpg)

How's your bootleg bucky going vanlad

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f83fec No.241188

>>241187

>pic

lol Benidorm Bint

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5df19b No.241189

File: 030883a3c571261⋯.jpg (122.36 KB,1024x1406,512:703,030883a3c571261b7d2eeccf9e….jpg)

>>241188

You scousers know all about that

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23aabe No.241190

>>241187

Epic lad I added 200mg of codiene, it's like a low budget speedball

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f83fec No.241191

>Lodger yelling down the phone in super-fast portugese

Sounds like a mexican soa opera wew

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23aabe No.241192

>>241191

Tell him his mama es una puta y es muy muy debil tambien.

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f83fec No.241193

File: 9194a7ac29779f4⋯.jpg (64.85 KB,510x543,170:181,gesture-what-the-hell-you-….jpg)

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5df19b No.241194

>>241190

Nice one. I've got the real thing, but I think I could have one just as good as you if I took some tramadol

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23aabe No.241195

>>241194

Probly better tbf, tram>codiene

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23aabe No.241196

Plz do thread nao you cunties

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5df19b No.241197

File: 7501fd61d5f0c04⋯.jpg (72.99 KB,500x655,100:131,7501fd61d5f0c045122091302a….jpg)

no

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23aabe No.241198

Y

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f83fec No.241199

>>241196

Sorry mate I just needed to go for a poo

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dc6a7b No.241200

fucking love a good bit of swiss toby lads

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23aabe No.241201

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5df19b No.241202

File: 30268a436c21e91⋯.jpg (75.64 KB,736x1030,368:515,30268a436c21e911b07afefb04….jpg)

>>241200

What on earth are you talking about

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ebf25f No.241203

>>241200

Toblerone? You better not give money to Kraft, cunt.

>>241180

And /brit/ accuses us of being spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine). Fact is the only spy is the local Mossad agent.

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ebf25f No.241204

>>241202

I would give her a bit of the old rumpy pumpy though tbh ngl

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dc6a7b No.241205

>>241203

It was a giiiift

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23aabe No.241206

>>241203

>mossad

And the >2 gchq lads

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ebf25f No.241207

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5df19b No.241208

>>241203

>Mossad agent.

Is it the lad who shills against shagging Goblines?

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21bd40 No.241209

File: 68a51da29cc89a1⋯.png (937.83 KB,742x852,371:426,SAjesus2.png)

Helmer's Belt is the chief spy of /brit/ and he's the one running things

There may be another, that keeps to the shadows

SA isn't a spy, he's just a useful idiot of the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gables, Searchlight Magazine)

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23aabe No.241210

>>241209

Fuck off TPFKAB

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23aabe No.241211

And if The Poster Formerly Known As Bins isnt a spy I'll eat a fucking car tyre on livestream

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5df19b No.241212

>>241209

no one cares The Poster Formerly Known As Bins

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21bd40 No.241213

>>241210

>>241211

I'm not a fucking spy!

You don't think I'm right about Helmer being a spy? He keeps everyone going down dead end roads on purpose

That's what a spy would do

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23aabe No.241214

File: 3a25b0ce78a52b6⋯.png (1.47 MB,1080x1920,9:16,fc0238d.png)

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21bd40 No.241215

File: 5e9830b8ea0166a⋯.jpg (66.24 KB,840x559,840:559,cassandra.jpg)

>I was right about Neo

>Nobody listened

>They suffered the consequences

>I'm right about Helmer

>Nobody is listening

>There will be consequences

Why must I always feel like a voice crying in the wilderness?

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5df19b No.241216

>>241215

You weren't really right about Neo though

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23aabe No.241217

>>241215

This is comedy gold

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f83fec No.241218

>>241215

>I said a tranny was bad news

>Therefore I am an oracle of wisdom, take heed of my words

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23aabe No.241220

>>241218

If only we'd listened to him

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f83fec No.241221

File: a574b53d4d3139a⋯.jpg (95.88 KB,563x563,1:1,mirror.jpg)

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21bd40 No.241225

S M H

M

H

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