/newbrit/ - /brit//politics/

thanks lad

>>239828

Did a Muslim make this? i am gay

>>239820

Why is there pajeet news

>>239829

Haven't properly been on /brit/ since last feb or something like that tbh. Frankly I was anti-jerry on brit/pol/ before such opinions were widely accepted.

>WW1 - started by ambitious jerries who were fucking over slavs because jerries are stuck on world domination

>WW2 - hitler told not to invade poland. he can't supress world domination urges and invites war on his country

>>239835

>believing lies

smh lad

>>239836

*writes a new novel, the locust*

>>239837

>being taken in by the jerries

My condolences lad

>>239840

>>239838

Didn't mean to green text it.

>>239841

>Industrial firms set up the greatest arms race in history and also the calculated slaughter of the working classes

>da jerries did it

just as bad as da joos tbh.

>>239843

why are you afraid of my novel lad?

>>239844

did the wars not start following German invasions?

>>239845

I'm sorry lad I didn't mean to have any text in that post.

**I'm not afraid.*

What's the novel gunna be about lad?

>>239846

caused by the ethnic cleansing of native germans in territories given to (((entente))) nations

>>239846

And were the German invasions not set up by others? The Archduke of Austria was not well liked by the Austrian upper classes, whilst other members of the Austrian nobility wanted war with Russia and Serbia. German invasions were just reactions to an already established play.

>>239847

dunno lad but it sounds like a cool title dun it

Anleggybumbum is writing a novel?

>>239850

I'm always writing a novel tbh.

>>239852

British food Internet defense force ready and waiting. Ready to waste the blighters.

>>239851

tell us about your books lad

I'd probably give them a shot you seem like a smart lad and you've read a lot

>>239854

>>239855

They're all unfinished and haunt my dreams. They've developed sentience and the now centre upon the conflict of man vs author.

>>239856

give me your ideas lad

>>239848

woe to the conquered, it's what they get for losing. didn't change the fact that if he'd left alone then the war wouldn't have occurred.

>>239849

so? the Austrians and the Germans were inseparable. if the Austrians start wars and big brother joins in, how does that actually change the fact that they were making a play and got burned for it?

>>239858

>>239849

nice book cover *

>>239859

Smh lad you're blind, you can't see that the game was rigged from the very start.

>>239859

>losing

>ww1 being called off by (((elites)))

>expecting a patriot to just stand by and do nothing as his land is raped and people genocided

lad

>>239856

you ought to write a novel about that as well.

>>239861

you are blind because you are le jerry cuck

>>239862

>watching his people get killed

if you think a German response is fine then why isn't it fine for the British empire to hold up their end of the deal?

>Germany breaches treaty

>Britain: "oi, quit it"

>Germany: "nah lol"

>*Britain's hand is forced*

>>239863

I'm not cucking for the jerries tho lad, just saying they were played just like we were.

>not realising that all conflict is bad

Smh

>>239865

>not realising all conflict since the industrial revolution has been staged

>>239864

well so far as I'm concerned the British military response was perfectly justifiable considering the circumstances tbh

>>239865

but lad, war has been the way of our people for the longest time

without conflict we'd never have any lessons to learn

>>239866

>staged

Damn the CGI was much more advanced back then than I realised

>>239868

>sending the lower classes to the killing fields

>justified

no

>>239869

We're actually in the year 3018 but the upper classes forced technology castes to develop and anyone who wasn't in the aristocracy back then has been brainwashed into a different timeline and we're all being played for their entertainment.

>>239857

If I told you they'd kill me

>>239863

>>239868

because "our" deal was yiddish bullshit and unjust

>oi quit it

>quit saving your citizens

>quit stopping the poles from gassing 6 million germans

I think you took the individualist fart sniffing pill too hard lad

the Empire basically stopped being a good thing around about (((disraeli))'s time, and certainly before what with the (((rothschilds))) making shekels from the Napoleonic Wars

>>239872

Well I care more about your ideas than your life. Come on, lad

>>239875

wow thanks lad.

>>239870

Makes sense

Hullo extradimensional observers, I'm talking directly to you, please upload me some monies

>>239877

Lad if you break the 4th wall they'll kill you, just like JFK and the Romanovs, they learnt the secret and nearly broke out.

Tango India Tango Tango India Echo Sierra

>>239880

THE WORD OF POWER

>>239870

Officers were on the killing fields as well mon amie

>>239873

>our deal was bullshit and unjust

German warmongering threw Europe into chaos the first time around. It damaged the empire irreparably and led to it's downfall. We decided that we didn't want to experience such a thing again and thus put them under a harsh treaty. I'm not saying that Hitler didn't have a good reason to invade Poland, what I'm saying is:

A. It was their own fault that they were under the treaty in the first place

B. That the British response was *also* justified

You call me an individualist fart sniffer, I call you high on TGSNT's fumes.

>>239884

>clear out both the aristocrats and the working class

>industrialists at home profit and have far more social mobility

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>239878

Quieten your mind lad. If you silence your thoughts, all that remains is the joy of being in the present

>>239886

>da joos is a silly conspiracy

>da gabitalists is perfectly sane

>>239876

i am gay. come on, lad

>>239878

>all those spoilers and nothing joocy

smh

*tickles you and blows a raspberry on your tum tum*

killing druids in runescape tbh lads

>>239893

Oi you smarmy cunt

>>239887

India [space] Alpha Mike [space] Golf Alpha Yankee

juliet echo whiskey sierra

tango foxtrot whiskey

november oscar

==SKYKING SKYKING==

>>239891

Stob being retarded, it's proven that industrialists will slaughter anyone to get their way. They started wars in America and Asia, it's not a stretch to suggest that the war which was the conclusion to one of the greatest arms races in history was perhaps prepared for by the same people who had been funding and equipping wars across the globe prior to this event. Why are you unwilling to see the truth beyond da jerries?

>>239889

>elites =/= people

I'm simply saying that there's an element of politics involved, it's not all the rothschild with their marionette strings. Is it not possible that the British ruling class saw Germany (Rightly so,) as threat and responded in kind?

>BUF

>Bomber Harris

These are aspects of the war, not the whole thing. Aspects I don't support for that matter. Not to mention Germans started the Blitzkrieg. Do you have no empathy for the British front whatsoever?

>>239894

wasn't talking to you lad. Supreme Leader said "da jerries" was as silly as "da joos". I was simply pointing out that "da gabitalists" was just as bad. Frankly I don't believe in grand conspiracies of any kind.

>>239901

>proven

Y I K E S

>ww2 was set up because people benefited from it

I'm sure there were industrialist agendas that shaped the situation as it did. I'm also sure da joos were involved. But you know what else? I think da jerries aren't innocent in the mess either.

>>239904

IM TALKING ABOUT WW1 SMH LAD

>>239897

In terms of being present, the mind is a wall. A broken mind is simply a big wall. All may fall to force.

Just eat some truffles and read the power of now :^)

>>239906

it's even a natural evolution of politics and policy

of course the ultimate situation is a small group of incredibly powerful people

the world is hierarchical

>>239905

Change the 2 to a 1, my response remains the same.

>>239906

>>239908

Right back at you lad

>>239909

Smh lad I'm just never going to ask you for anything historical now.

>>239911

You would've been daft to tbh. History was never a point of study for me.

BORINGGGG

In a world of art, philosophy, science, math, theology and literature why in the hell would anyone want to learn about industrial history? :^)

>>239913

>implying history isn't all of those subjects put into reality

grumble grumble the analysis of humanity is the most important subject of all

>>239914

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooringgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>239915

Your wealth of knowledge means nothing to me. My opinion is that the British response to german aggression is equally as fair as the german aggression in and of itself. I don't need 100 and 1 sources to say that, unlike yon. 'Tis just my opinion after all, m'lady.

Ultimately it all comes down to

>Me British, me good.

>They jerry, they bad.

>BRITAIN STOMP OOGA BOOGA

>>239917

I was just shitposting lad, I wouldn't worry to much tbh

>>239918

brainlet

>>239919

>the BTEC calls others brainlet

Y I K E S

>>239920

>no fight britain?

Jerry become strong, become threat to Britain.

Why is jerry smash good but Britain smash bad? Hmm.

Besides lets be honest, we're not having an academic debate. Your books don't mean much when you don't cite sources from them. And need I remind you that you don't listen to the more informed economists when they tell you that globalism is good?

>>239921

The prison of the mind strikes again

>>239923

why hitler bad when hitler want allies and britain to have empire

because happy merchant man say so

same to you

also le (((economists))) are confirmed jew shills but you know I have no stake apart from the truth

>>239923

>disparaging btecs

smh lad no wonder you're for the organised slaughter of the working class

>>239928

The industrialists because marrying up through social mobility was a common tactic post-ww1 due to the sudden lack of marriage aged men. :thinking:

that is not beautiful

>>239928

Also that is perhaps the worst image you've posted so far. Congrats lad, you've reached another low.

>>239925

>Why hitler bad

jerry still guilty for past sins. no deserve trust. he sit in naughty corner til we say so

>>239926

don't worry lad, the robots we replace them with will be much shiner and more efficient.

>>239927

Smh lad don't take it so personally. We're on the same side after all.

that is in fact vile

>>239933

Fuck you spinning jenny apologist

>>239935

Sorry lad, can't hear you over my high quality

YET CHEAP

textiles

>>239938

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>239937

This is your brain on america

>>239936

No lad that image was genuinely disgusting. Your parents are worried, please come home.

>>239933

What sins though? Every historical wrong wasn't the Germans exclusively?

those are both VILE too

>>239944

The profile shots are the worst im going to have the spoiler that

>>239948

>bum flatter than neo

wew

>>239948

Genetics did that already

>>239942

WW1 was the fault of the germans from the British POV. Naturally we wouldn't want a nation of still-bitter germans, many of whom didn't accept the surrender, to have full armament and all of it's old territories. Furthermore you can understand why the ruling classes would be alarmed by the germans breaking the munich treaty first, and then invading poland - despite Britain warning them against such actions. Therefore a military response was justifiable as hitler's germany was a potential threat to not only Britain, but also the stability of europe as a whole if you care about such things.

no

>>239951

She looks like a character in planet of the apes halfway through having prosthetic make up done

>>239945

I'd post that nuclear thicc lass to cheer you up but I can't remember the folder i stuck it in

>>239955

it wouldn't do any good lad I have renounced all naughty habits to prepare for the race war

>>239960

That one is actually vile

>>239961

LAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>239962

no one likes your birds, you don't like our birds. ss how it's always been, it's how it will always be.

although I don't think she was very popular. I like her tho. sometimes wildly out of proportion sex parts are good too

>>239969

>babestation

man those were the fucking days

>when you stayed up late and saw bare boobs on the plasma

that shit was INSANE

>>239971

kek with lasses like that I can see why you find it so easy not to wank

Lads what's a decent job? I kind of want to work a hotel or petrol station on nightshift. I'll probably end up settling anyway but are there any particularly good deals for low experience teenagers?

>>239960

>that face

>>239975

male escort

>>239975

Honestly take what you can get

>>239975

Fry cook because you learn to hate everyone and also makes you want to eat less food from restaurants. Plus you get to cook your own lunch.

>>239974

>go through my folder

>rocket ship prepares for take off

>see your Goblines

>lad doesn't even twitch

I guess it /has/ been a while since you last fapped so you can be forgiven for not needing much stimulus. Honestly lad I respect you.

>>239976

Sometimes we don't select women based on the contents of their face

>>239977

We haven't hit rock bottom yet me lad, give me a month or 2

>>239978

Aye I figure that's how it's gotta be. Shame I can't get a cool one though, but that's life I suppose.

>>239979

I wish. Only maccies round here and I hate half the staff that work there

>>239974

Is one of her knockers bigger than the other

>>239984

>costs 3mil$ to move 12 miles

Lmao

>>239981

Unlucky, try and find one tho, actual greasy spoon's tend to pay fairly well, I used to get 10 an hour on the bad days (the weekend and holidays)

>>239984

Coming to a town near you

>>239992

are those even legal?

>>239992

>>239995

Stop smoking.

>>239994

S-sotty

h

>>239984

Wish I could have one of these sorts of things as a mobile fortress. you could cover it in machine guns. you could break city walls with just your digging rig.

>>239988

It's a good shout lad, I'll look into it. M'cheers.

>>239997

start lifting

>>239996

Why wouldn't it be lel

>>239997

Stop liking traps

>skewed my own get

>>240001

There was a video for one of them in an ad on my FB the other day and it shot out a huge flame and I feel like concealing stuff like that probably violates a UK law somewhere.

>>240002

I don't get it Jews are uglier than Asians

Why has no-one invented a phone with a lighter fucksake

>>240010

Because that's a rubbish idea

>>240012

I'd buy one and I know thousands of other who would do likewise

>>240009

Nah not really

>>240014

Why

>>240008

ashtray bracelet on your other arm?

>>240010

*sets his trousers on fire*

>>240010

Samsung note 7

>>240016

To start fires and light cigarettes with lad that's what a lighter is generally used for

>>240020

No I meant why in your phone

>240022

you wont trick me this time

>>240023

I always lose lighters and I don't wear a timepiece so the watch solution, while ingenious, doesn't appeal to me. It really bothers me when I have to ask people for a light and they hold on to the lighter like I'm going to steal it and I have to crane my neck in to light the fag and it takes 5 times longer than it should and is really fucking awkward

>>240028

smh

>>240026

Stop losing lighters then, how do you lose a lighter anyway?

Nah I want a jet of flame to come out of my phone those electric element keyrings break after 5 minutes

>>240031

Cunts pocket them, leave it in cars, parks, sofas, shops etc

>>240028

>(1)

Least you didn't break it 4 times…

>>240034

No flag.

>>240033

ah if someone asks to borrow my lighter I just light shit for them

>>240032

Like a gas cutting torch but Nokia branded

*Coughs.*

>>240032

>buy slimline lighter

>tape to phone

problem solved.

>>240026

How hard is it to keep your zippo in your arm pocket smgdh

>>240028

You know fapping would be fine if you balanced out spiritual decay with spiritually healthy things like learning a martial art or studying

>>240037

Exactly, an oxy-acetylene gas axe in a 3310 housing would be ideal

>side of eyes squeak when smushed because dry sinuses

curse you, whoever's responsible

>>240044

The whole case is the reservoir lad.

>>240045

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>240049

APOLOGISE A FUCKING POLOGISE

APOLOGY *

>>240048

this guy gets it

>>240048

Poison it

>>240060

eh?

>>240065

ah yeah

>>240064

*swing second one like one of those rods for throwing balls for dogs miles away*

*phone slides out of case at 40 mph and takes out your mates tooth*

worth it

>>240064

Where's the dildo case then lad.

>>240064

this is quickly getting out of hand

is there a grenade case

>>240070

IT'S ALL BOB CRATCHIT COULD AFFORD

I could go for a greek salad rn tbf

>>240073

I'd be down for some heart British roast beef

>>240074

one of these isn't a phone

>>240070

>not soft oily fish scales

>>240076

Still thought it was partially relevant, bugger off

>>240080

nice

>>240073

>tfw no kosher roast beef with some kosher bread sauce

>>240084

I don't like bread sauce tho

can we have mints please

>>240086

STOP watching porn

>>240087

If you do nofap for too long then EVERYTHING becomes porn

>>240085

The joke is that YHWH doesn't allow His Chosen to eat meat and dairy together

>>240089

Yeah, why don't Christians do this? And why DO they eat pork?

Muslims and Jews don't, so why do Christians?

Jesus never said anything about it being okay to eat pork in the New Testament afterall….

>>240093

tbqh seafood is shit

>>240088

I fear the opposite is true in the case of ol welshposrter

>>240089

smh lad I'm sorry

>>240097

Supposedly locusts are an energy efficient food and a good source of protein, it'll probably be all the rage in a century or two when nobody can afford beef.

>>240099

Jews who were followers of Jesus, ie Christians. For like a century after Christ most Christians were Jewish.

>>240091

Because no one would be christian if they had to give up the good stuff

>>240097

I swear to the lord above that if I ever have to give up meat for bug protein I will actually engineer a virus that will kill half of the worlds population minimum

>>240104

god bless america

>>240106

I do enjoy this video quite a lot

>>240106

>imperium

>they're posting Rachel Riley on /brit/

AAAAAAAAA

>>240110

tbf they do have a Rachel binge every now and then, I'm pretty sure this started before you became an oven lover.

>>240114

night lad

can anyone recommend a good sci film?

>>240113

Night lad.

>>240116

Valerian

>>240118

I looked that up, it has a bad rating on IMDB

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2239822/

>>240119

>trusting ratings

it's a luc beeson movie, you either love it or you hate it.

>>240118

Based eyebrows-fu

>>240120

>luc beeson

who?

>>240121

this as well

>>240122

Fifth element, Nikita, Leon the professional, you know?

Had one of the worst sleep paralysis ever

Going to remind myself of this every second of the day forever.

>>240117

No flag.

this make up is absolutely HIDEOUS what the fuck