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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 5c1e6c7d003242c⋯.webm (2.27 MB,964x540,241:135,423.webm)

21683b No.238369 [View All]

UK's first bomb-proof Sunday school opens in Northern Ireland

>"This was a real fortress, up in the roof there is six inches of reinforced concrete to protect against mortar attacks," church committee member Ian Buchanan told the BBC.

>"The walls are three foot thick with reinforced concrete, everything is reinforced to the highest degree to make it totally bomb-proof."

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/uks-first-bombproof-sunday-school-opens-in-northern-ireland-36453607.html

UK snow: Temperatures plunge as Met Office forecasts 'bitterly cold' -12C Arctic blast

>The UK is set to be hit by freezing Arctic air as bone-chilling -12C temperatures sweep across the country.

>The polar winds are forecast just days after Britain was hit by Storm Eleanor which brought winds of up to 100mph to the Isles at the start of the week

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/900940/UK-weather-snow-report-Met-Office-latest-warning-BBC-weather

NHS Leaflets sent to muslim communities trying to discourage them from marrying and impregnating their cousins

https://www.bradford.gov.uk/media/3276/cousin-marriage-and-genetic-inheritance-leaflet.pdf

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db6796 No.239073

>>239071

I got banned for 7 days lad

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c193d4 No.239074

File: 2142493bd9654c9⋯.png (31.96 KB,300x330,10:11,1424865353049-1.png)

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c193d4 No.239075

File: e512a642e2b0756⋯.jpg (10.3 KB,350x334,175:167,1424260100841.jpg)

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c193d4 No.239076

File: 7db6a8c4040cdec⋯.jpg (9.44 KB,225x225,1:1,1420610452342.jpg)

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46dba2 No.239077

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9b3364 No.239078

File: 13c7d7eecafd334⋯.png (9.91 KB,240x232,30:29,9c0890f00a8e4d4807462d9821….png)

Reminder not to sandpaper your bellend and stick it in lemon juice.

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c193d4 No.239079

File: 14302ac3bad66fc⋯.png (197.33 KB,353x453,353:453,1411189707889.png)

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081d7d No.239080

>>239067

night lad

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c193d4 No.239081

>>239067

Night lad.

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c193d4 No.239082

File: 6a501448a7980c5⋯.png (278.14 KB,408x391,24:23,1422222871633.png)

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c193d4 No.239083

File: 5aedf2b23d3d1c9⋯.jpg (3.79 KB,202x184,101:92,7483657900a6bceb7a55cc5c0e….jpg)

>>238824

Who lad?

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5fc696 No.239084

>>239067

nightlad

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c193d4 No.239085

>>238800

>*wears a furry outfit and drowns in mud*

I know the reference. Is the music in the webm the music used in that vid or just similar.

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9b3364 No.239086

i am gay

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c193d4 No.239087

File: 9f88445ea1a0ba2⋯.jpg (96.04 KB,792x558,44:31,1456583537886-2.jpg)

>>238860

>Doing his taxes while hiding.

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c193d4 No.239088

File: 09bba02673b3fa6⋯.png (31.58 KB,452x295,452:295,1456583537664-1.png)

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46dba2 No.239089

File: 150c40f2d61aae7⋯.gif (2.33 MB,368x200,46:25,GET OFF ME ROASTIE.gif)

B E G O N E

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9e7ebc No.239090

CYMRU AM BYTH

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081d7d No.239091

>Varg talking about how killing someone with a knife face to face is more honorable than using a gun

>face to face

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46dba2 No.239092

>>239090

YE

>>239091

how else do you do it?

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081d7d No.239093

>>239092

Varg stabbed Euronymous in the back like 20 times lol

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46dba2 No.239094

>>239093

oh i didnt know how he did it, did the lad threaten him or what? Dont really remember the whole story

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9e7ebc No.239095

Is Imperium still a thing here?

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5fc696 No.239096

>>239093

back of the skull

>>239094

euronymous caused an autist in varg's band to commit suicide, then bought a shotgun and bragged to other bands and members that he would tie varg up at gunpoint, take him to the woods and film a snuff porno before killing varg. One of the people he bragged to was varg's ROOMMATE and he told Varg, who went to Euronymous' house intending to close their contract (Euronymous was selling Burzum music) and confront him.

Euronymous was visible nervous at Varg's arrival, tried to get to the shotgun and Varg stabbed him to death before he could.

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9b3364 No.239097

>>239089

she was trying to touch his spaghet

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db6796 No.239098

*struggles to find a good map*

>>239096

Should I use a simple province map or a blank map and colour it in? At the start of the game everything is just near enough one colour so it wouldn't be too hard

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081d7d No.239099

>>239096

this tbf

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9b3364 No.239100

File: 3b9be326de2713f⋯.jpg (122.75 KB,1200x675,16:9,qt110118.jpg)

are the boys on /brit// watching question time?

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5fc696 No.239101

>>239098

whatever you think better

the map I'm using for kriegspiel is simple and relatively low effort, for digital use.

Using gimp though it might be possible to use real ordnance maps tbh

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c193d4 No.239102

>>239090

WRTH GWRS

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c193d4 No.239103

>>239102

No flag.

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c193d4 No.239104

File: 718aa77c3b6c592⋯.png (98.31 KB,600x500,6:5,1424869046314.png)

>>239089

Who touched you lad?

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c193d4 No.239105

File: 708c3598e4a38ca⋯.png (36.54 KB,400x400,1:1,1456388630451.png)

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f11265 No.239106

File: f51de9a13ee2b51⋯.webm (3.84 MB,360x360,1:1,Oneohtrix Point Never - S….webm)

File: bf4a5113f210983⋯.webm (3.94 MB,360x360,1:1,NO VOICE Oneohtrix Point ….webm)

>>239075

>>239076

ayyboi

>>239085

Aye lad it's the same music. Here's a full version with and without the lady lady voice voice

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9b3364 No.239107

>>239105

they are going to be unhappy bunnies if they watch that line up

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9e7ebc No.239108

Dai Dragons and daffodils and all that

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dac0ec No.239109

>>239096

*drives to your house and stabs you twenty times in self defense*

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46dba2 No.239110

>>239096

Okay well Varg was fully justified in my opinion, did he die?

>>239097

S P A G H E T

>>239104

nobody lass, theres just this T H O T who messages me every so often and takes forever to reply to my quality messages so i'm blanking her. Lass how do you deal with lasses always messaging you tbh?

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c193d4 No.239111

File: 8f9dfa863e95909⋯.png (169.66 KB,375x374,375:374,8f9dfa863e95909a29e6e2ff30….png)

>>239107

Ikr.

Ugh they're all trash.

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5fc696 No.239112

File: 04f65801ff3fe43⋯.png (379.77 KB,600x494,300:247,vargpill.png)

>>239110

yes

>>239109

he had evidence of attempted homicide, from the phone call to the actual shotgun in euronymous' bedroom smh

varg dindu nuffin wrong

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9e7ebc No.239113

Y DDRAIG GOCH

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5fc696 No.239114

File: 4ff6fceb15f30ed⋯.png (339.28 KB,485x338,485:338,dindunuffin.png)

>>239112

so much evidence that the court fell back on le church burnings to give him 20 years or smth iirc

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46dba2 No.239115

>>239112

Good, Honestly like Varg a lot more then i did now tbh

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9b3364 No.239116

I feel like watching a movie or something

Anyone got anything we can watch in cytube?

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9e7ebc No.239117

>>239116

Skeletons

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081d7d No.239118

File: 20dd610987d7d06⋯.gif (3.04 MB,432x610,216:305,1515704777126.gif)

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40d1ad No.239119

>>239100

Why would anyone watch that

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9b3364 No.239120

>>239119

/brit/ are a bunch of miserable masohcists, that's why

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40d1ad No.239121

>>239118

>worst K*rea

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9b3364 No.239122

>>239117

what's that?

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