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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 7039e5f10c18f9e⋯.jpg (104.87 KB,1096x616,137:77,stormy.jpg)

f91592 No.236869 [View All]

Storm Eleanor: Travel disruption and homes without power

>thousands of homes lost power and travel was disrupted after Storm Eleanor battered the UK with gusts of up to 100mph (161kph).

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42549441

Windsor council leader sparks fury after demanding police clear the area of homeless people before Prince Harry marries Meghan in May

>Conservative Councillor Simon Dudley has accused rough sleepers of 'aggressive begging and intimidation' and wants them moved on before Prince Harry ties the knot with Meghan Markle in May.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5232557/Council-boss-demands-police-clear-Windsor-homeless.html

UK leaving single market for TPP could hit workers' rights, union warns

>trade unions have issued a warning about the possible impact on workers’ rights if Britain leaves Europe’s single market and instead seeks to join a flagship Pacific trading group after Brexit

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/03/liam-fox-says-uk-considering-option-of-joining-pacific-trade-group

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47c0d8 No.237573

>>237565

this is news to me

>>237567

impressive

>>237567

nah jks lad, you do tonnes of stuff

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68b334 No.237574

>>237573

He has feet in a lot of his shots tbh, I think he even said that he liked feet once but I dinny remember. makes me uncomfortable now that I know how he is

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68b334 No.237575

File: 86e5743f9bf4504⋯.jpg (40.88 KB,564x404,141:101,05f20dafa8fd06232437684e39….jpg)

I hope in the next world my spirit is given some sort of antler or horn tbh. They're aesthetic af

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47c0d8 No.237576

>>237574

hmmm, well i cant say ive ever noticed it

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73e69c No.237577

File: f6e17d4df3810d4⋯.webm (6.07 MB,800x600,4:3,Wojak Transgenic.webm)

He's gone lads

*disappears

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73e69c No.237578

>>237574

Didn't he have a really fucked up childhood? He's proper sick like

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b14685 No.237579

File: 8fe2774ec0c9bc8⋯.png (162.92 KB,500x599,500:599,1465429384355.png)

>>237571

If you're just part of my conscience and imagination then it doesn't matter that you say or want, you not even real… just a manifestation of myself, and although some part of my may want to stay up, a far great part of me wants to go the fuck to sleep and sleep a long fucking time. Am I to deny the greater parts of myself based on a smaller part of me that wants to prolong my waking experience for their own selfish gain? Are you trying to subvert the will of the body as a whole lad, are you a jew lad, are you the jewish part of me?

>>237572

>And while we're at it your conscience is telling you to go out and try and talk to a pretty bird

"Sup babe I'm a NEET that does nothing all day everyday, and that lives with his mummy, want go back to my mummies house and fuck?"

I'll be drowning in pussy lad, I'm sure.

>and get a tattoo for a gaff

You the degenerate bad ideas part of me lad?

>>237573

>impressive

What is?

>nah jks lad, you do tonnes of stuff

Why lie?

>>237575

Inb4 your spirit horns get poached by some spirit africans and sent to spirit china.

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47c0d8 No.237580

>>237579

oh shit that (you) wasnt for you

>Why lie?

because i dont want you to be sad

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68b334 No.237581

File: 44f00ac7336cc1f⋯.jpg (43.79 KB,490x554,245:277,CCxONcMUIAADzbj.jpg)

File: e672db3034a3611⋯.jpg (225.83 KB,560x394,280:197,quentin-tarantino-and-kurt….jpg)

File: 02d50aa169ca788⋯.jpg (76.41 KB,500x358,250:179,635987660460276117-5996033….jpg)

>>237576

Me neither tbh but the evidence is clear

>>237578

I mean probably, but I never cared to learn about him. Sexual quirks are usually a sign of being messed up imo. Foot fags are all weird lads as well, I mean the whole thing is symbolic of desiring domination and humiliation

>>237579

>drowning in pussy

tiny acorns lad

>degenerate part

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well I'm definitely not the one that tells you to do gay stuff anyway

>>237579

They can try but last I checked the african still hasn't been able to overcome the ol' spirit rooty tooty

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47c0d8 No.237582

>>237581

>Me neither tbh but the evidence is clear

Wew it certainly is whys the legs in the 1st one so tiny? looks like a kid or something

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b14685 No.237583

File: 18fb43e2ed4881e⋯.jpg (21.21 KB,313x235,313:235,1462324925317.jpg)

>foot "fetish"

Disgusting tbh lads.

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b14685 No.237584

File: cdc58b85c01356e⋯.jpg (48.87 KB,324x600,27:50,c39fbc19b8743079e61a01e94f….jpg)

>>237577

Come back…

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b14685 No.237585

File: 307061b5cdb2b63⋯.jpg (101.24 KB,656x893,656:893,f877d3728c75991aa780abf843….jpg)

>>237580

>because i dont want you to be sad

Lies aren't nice lad.

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b14685 No.237586

File: 7930e3647645f79⋯.png (249.23 KB,643x359,643:359,86e753659ef5d0d80d7a4e9817….png)

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68b334 No.237587

>>237582

>spoiler

Never noticed that, that's a bit dodgy tbh. I should hope it's just a petite girl and a dodgy angle making it seem so

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b14685 No.237588

File: 5ad260fde32a3e2⋯.jpg (74.91 KB,645x716,645:716,1431321817953.jpg)

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799afe No.237589

File: 57e8aa7b491565b⋯.png (487.1 KB,500x500,1:1,goycam.png)

>>237582

>>237587

>implying anyone in jewlywood isn't a paedo

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b14685 No.237590

File: ab10caabc4763d7⋯.jpg (10.97 KB,487x423,487:423,1516c31b98511a91f8632ccba8….jpg)

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68b334 No.237591

>>237589

i like to hope that some of them are just creepy weirdos

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47c0d8 No.237592

>>237585

ah whatevs lad

>>237587

>>237589

GAS TBH

>>237590

Ya big drama queen

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799afe No.237593

File: edbdd5b6e46b129⋯.gif (604.86 KB,1016x720,127:90,dehumanise.gif)

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b14685 No.237594

File: b7dc58855fddb94⋯.png (10.05 KB,418x408,209:204,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

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73e69c No.237595

File: e0d818fc57ca966⋯.jpg (34.73 KB,449x324,449:324,Crazy 1.jpg)

>19 days until my £700 holiday and my new passport still isn't sorted out

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47c0d8 No.237596

>>237594

dont look at me like that lad!

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799afe No.237597

File: 88d398781818262⋯.png (304.4 KB,591x768,197:256,jewjock.png)

>>237595

BASED bureaucracy tbh

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b14685 No.237598

File: dbb8f85f2f15685⋯.png (11.82 KB,418x408,209:204,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

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47c0d8 No.237599

>>237598

LAAAAAD

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b14685 No.237600

File: e53b41304fd4a92⋯.png (12.69 KB,418x408,209:204,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

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47c0d8 No.237601

>>237600

Oh my god lad, call an abulance for reals. that cant be healthy.

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68b334 No.237602

>>237595

SHAGALUFFFFFF

Smh lad you've stepped right into the busy passport season. I did mine back in autumn and it took no time at all

>>237600

I think you might have something in your eye lad

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b14685 No.237603

File: fbd4721bf024f21⋯.png (14.95 KB,418x408,209:204,88e092a0685e1c77875cdd5d41….png)

>>237601

>>237602

*Collapses.*

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47c0d8 No.237604

>>237603

*Runs to your body and holds it in my arms*

WELSHLAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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b14685 No.237605

File: 1e5a4fe08eaba1c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,11.32 KB,231x255,77:85,1469854665330.jpg)

>>237604

GOTTEM!!!

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68b334 No.237606

File: e546184a33a20d8⋯.jpg (73.22 KB,768x592,48:37,gallery-1479832249-a348129….jpg)

>>237603

Well lads…

theres only ONE WAY to make sure he doesn't come back

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b14685 No.237607

File: 53889a286a2049b⋯.jpg (63.2 KB,397x797,397:797,1469760390977-0.jpg)

>>237606

*Dashes away.*

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68b334 No.237608

File: 5ed5e4c958029c9⋯.jpg (82.51 KB,800x450,16:9,the-walking-dead-shane-mos….jpg)

>>237607

You can run

but I bet my bullets run faster

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b14685 No.237609

File: e4ab42db23850c5⋯.png (1.79 MB,1752x1703,1752:1703,1456418978377.png)

*Listens to melancholic music.*

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68b334 No.237610

>>237609

*reads guide on how to DJ*

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b14685 No.237611

>>237608

You ain't seen Looney Tuness? Toons!?

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47c0d8 No.237612

>>237605

LAD YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED AHHHHHHHHHH

>>237609

i do this and then wonder why im sad tbh

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b14685 No.237613

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>>237612

>LAD YOU HAD ME SO WORRIED AHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry lad, please forgive me.

>i do this and then wonder why im sad tbh

I go where the music takes me tbh lad.

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68b334 No.237614

File: 0be4824a1c91d21⋯.jpg (52.58 KB,1280x720,16:9,maxresdefault.jpg)

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73e69c No.237616

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b14685 No.237618

>>237614

*Out runs the bullet all away around the globe leading it back to you to get hit by it.*

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47c0d8 No.237620

>>237613

>I go where the music takes me tbh lad.

i mean same but listening to sad music just makes things worse

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b14685 No.237621

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b14685 No.237624

File: cf01f7499192c1a⋯.jpeg (6.3 KB,259x194,259:194,1422239553879.jpeg)

>>237620

Helps me feel lad.

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b14685 No.237626

File: 2718ba346af0fbb⋯.jpg (49.37 KB,474x548,237:274,1466463571584.jpg)

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b14685 No.237627

File: 8d6470cdcac09e4⋯.jpg (39.64 KB,456x810,76:135,8d6470cdcac09e444eb5771beb….jpg)

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b14685 No.237628

File: 540e9e2b6ac28c5⋯.png (87.32 KB,657x527,657:527,540e9e2b6ac28c54024994fd8b….png)

End of thread.

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