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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 6f88ba5b355160f⋯.jpg (156.33 KB,1080x1255,216:251,portman.jpg)

File: d73e2c07ad786bd⋯.jpg (74.62 KB,830x960,83:96,τι γλυκος που ειναι!.jpg)

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af9e34 No.234648 [View All]

Will she be a lovely j.ewess?

Will she be Greek?

Will she be Russian?

Find your beautiful wife today. Post j.ewesses tbh

now some links for this post-Christmas thread

UK weather: Snow causes travel delays and power cuts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42490947

>Heavy snow and ice have disrupted road and air travel in parts of the UK and left thousands of homes without power.

>Drivers were at a standstill on the A14 in Northamptonshire for several hours, while a lorry crash on the M1 blocked the motorway.

>The Met Office has issued a yellow weather warning for ice overnight across most of the UK.

France expected to make 'absurd' demand that Britain helps fund Calais border controls after Brexit

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/27/france-will-demand-uk-contributes-costs-new-customs-posts-brexit/

>Britain is facing demands to help France pay for the cost of setting up new customs posts at its Channel ports after Brexit.

>Theresa May will meet the French President Emmanuel Macron for an Anglo-French summit next month, The Telegraph has learnt, at which the border issue is likely to be raised.

>French politicians and officials believe Britain should contribute towards the cost of tighter border controls, as it currently does under the Le Touquet treaty.

Labour voters could abandon party over Brexit stance, poll finds

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/dec/27/labour-voters-could-abandon-party-over-brexit-stance-poll-finds

>Labour is coming under pressure from leading pro-remain campaigners to clarify its stance on Brexit, after polling showed that a quarter of its current voters could switch party by the next election and more than half would oppose Labour backing Brexit.

>The poll of people planning to vote Labour – conducted by YouGov for the Best of Britain campaign group – found 24% said they may change their minds before the next election, and two-thirds of those who voted remain would be disappointed or angry if Labour says it will proceed with Brexit.

>The poll also found many Labour voters have opposing perceptions about the party’s current stance on Brexit. It found 32% of Labour remain voters believe Labour is “completely against Brexit” and a further 31% of Labour leave voters believe Labour is “completely in favour of Brexit”.

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ea5781 No.235301

>>235264

Farscape

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d9564c No.235302

>>235285

>t. likes Star Wars: The Last Jedi

I mean i was joking but you didnt seem to get it

>>235290

Lad dont be a pussy

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d2337d No.235303

>>235300

… How

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afc944 No.235304

>>235303

I think I slept on it funny or did something stupid last night or both. I've got rope burn on my legs from tactically sliding smh.

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d9564c No.235305

>>235300

That'll be the gurning lad

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afc944 No.235306

>>235305

>gurning

you know it might just have been me doing muh chad face by sticking my jaw out kek

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ea5781 No.235307

>>235275

By mixing it with tonic water and adding a slice of lemon

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d2337d No.235308

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afc944 No.235309

We talking about this right?

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afc944 No.235310

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af9e34 No.235311

File: 344f2b033673f08⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,1560x1260,26:21,phil jones1.jpg)

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>>235298

I want to bury my face in her milkers tbh

>>235302

I was under the impression that you liked it from earlier posting about it

>>235306

>you know it might just have been me doing muh chad face by sticking my jaw out kek

what

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d9564c No.235312

>>235306

>muh chad face by sticking my jaw out kek

cant say i've heard of this substance

>>235308

Lass i know of took too many pills the other day and bassically destroyed her right cheek smh

>>235310

naw fam

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gurning

>>235311

naw fam

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d2337d No.235313

>>235311

>what

Gotta get your chin in the room before you go in

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afc944 No.235314

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d2337d No.235315

>>235312

iktf, and have the missing teeth to show for it.

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ea5781 No.235316

>The World Gurning Championship takes place annually at the Egremont Crab Fair.[3] The fair dates back to 1267, when King Henry III granted it a Royal Charter.[4]

kek

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af9e34 No.235317

>>235316

I love this country

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d9564c No.235318

>>235314

nah lad as long as you have ya gum i hear some people enjoy it

>>235315

Daym nigguh, you want some gum or something?

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afc944 No.235319

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44e33d No.235320

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>>235258

haha i'm joshing i wanna be your friend

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ea5781 No.235321

>>235317

White people have no cul-

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d2337d No.235322

>>235318

Doesn't help tbh, end up chewing my tongue as well

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d9564c No.235323

>>235322

sounds like you got some good shit then lad

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44e33d No.235324

swear my tongue has permanent ridges from the couple of times i tried md lmao

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d2337d No.235325

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>>235324

Smh definitely have the same scars lel

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d2337d No.235326

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44e33d No.235327

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d2337d No.235328

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Whass wrong wi de yute of tuday

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d2337d No.235329

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*Early 2010s pirate radio dj voice*

Big up to the brother locked in all the way from wales

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d2337d No.235330

>>235267

Where you going for it lad?

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44e33d No.235331

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>>235328

society like init bruv xd

>>235329

fug wales mentioned this is rare

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d9564c No.235332

>>235330

we're going to this local area with the local "stoners" and then we're gonna go gatecrash a party probably

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3dfdc9 No.235333

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>Anne Primm.png

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c7d32b No.235334

I hate wogs and pakis!

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d2337d No.235335

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On a ragga tip now smh

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af9e34 No.235336

>>235334

this makes my spy senses tingle

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44e33d No.235337

>>235335

>tfw dad probably has tons of really good vinyls that i could go through and link here but it's more effort that it's worth

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c7d32b No.235338

>>235336

im just venting

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d2337d No.235339

>>235334

Why?

>>235336

You make my avocado-for-breakfast senses tingle

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44e33d No.235340

>>235338

vent venti 56% kill em all aha

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d2337d No.235341

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>>235337

>sorting through vinyl

>there's no spine info

>lots of records with blank labels or the wrong sleeves

I wouldn't wish that horror on anybody tbh

I'll post some of what I reckon he has:

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988ecd No.235342

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Next year willl be different lads, I know it.

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44e33d No.235343

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>>235341

tbh think i've heard him play this kek you two would get along well

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44e33d No.235344

>>235342

tbh

thiiings can only get better

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c7d32b No.235345

>>235339

>Why?

I just hate the fact they are here. I want them all gone

Some paki delivered a pizza to me earlier, and he had these really creepy smile that made me think he'd spat on my food or worse.

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d9564c No.235346

>>235342

Ye lad, i have a feeling that even tomorrow will be pretty good tbh

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d2337d No.235348

>>235347

New==

>>235347

nouveau

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c7d32b No.235349

File: f7a754a584dd2aa⋯.jpg (65.37 KB,600x400,3:2,ofcoursebane.jpg)

should we do a poll to find out which /newbrit/ poster is most likely to be a spy?

http://poal.me/6riodv

http://poal.me/6riodv

http://poal.me/6riodv

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b9c3ff No.235358

File: 1df2913e8ff9be5⋯.webm (2.12 MB,720x540,4:3,Eckied dad.webm)

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d9564c No.235374

>>235348

where you off to new years lad?

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