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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

File: 0891aa836a8be32⋯.jpg (97.09 KB,748x503,748:503,ChristmasMeansChristmas.jpg)

003b37 No.233352 [View All]

TAKE PRIDE IN CHRISTIAN HERITAGE

>Britons should "take pride" in their country's Christian heritage at Christmas, Theresa May has said

>in her Christmas message, the prime minister said there is a "confidence… that in Britain you can practice your faith free from question or fear"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42469087

'Leoncy' as British Army spends £2million to ditch famous 'Be the Best' slogan because top brass fear it's ELITIST

>the British Army is 'wasting' millions of pounds of taxpayers' money to scrap its famous 'Be the Best' motto – because top brass say it is elitist

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5209215/Army-ditch-Best-slogan-say-elitist.html

Huge health gap revealed between UK’s rich and poor

>children from poor families are far more likely to end up in hospital A&E departments or need emergency treatment for conditions such as asthma and diabetes

> the nation’s poorest teenagers were found to be almost 70% more likely to appear in A&E than their less deprived counterparts

https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2017/dec/23/health-gap-between-uk-rich-and-poor

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0001a6 No.233881

File: adc13b5acbfe77f⋯.png (66.74 KB,1191x794,3:2,ss (2017-12-25 at 12.01.47….png)

VANLAD

GIT FUCKED

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0001a6 No.233882

also yeah Christmaaas

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b49a10 No.233883

merry christmas

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933bc5 No.233884

>>233881

>>233880

>>233879

>>233878

>>233877

merry christmas lads

>>233881

>fluctuations

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0001a6 No.233885

>>233884

I said earlier it would be 14k by today and am I wrong? No.

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933bc5 No.233886

>>233879

also you've been gone a while lad

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b49a10 No.233887

>>233884

merry christmas

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933bc5 No.233888

>>233885

I once remember saying "If I keep drinking, I'll spew", at some point after saying that phrase I did indeed spew, thus making me correct

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0001a6 No.233889

>>233888

See lad, we have the power to predict the future.

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3e83d6 No.233890

>>233886

December was totally hectic for me tbh. I hope everyone has been keeping well and are not to Pink Wojak’d.

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b49a10 No.233891

>>233888

i like this line of thinking

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e5a368 No.233892

>>233885

>>233885

Lmao wait till 4pm

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570bf3 No.233893

File: 3f426ce17cd4933⋯.jpg (45.01 KB,640x480,4:3,merrychristmasbnp.jpg)

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0001a6 No.233894

>>233892

I never said 4pm :P

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e5a368 No.233895

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e5a368 No.233896

>>233894

Reeeeeeeeeee fucking altprim

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3e83d6 No.233897

>>233895

Hello Lad, I hope you have been keeping well.

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570bf3 No.233898

File: ce1df86dead70e0⋯.png (436.73 KB,420x637,60:91,waww.png)

>the only time of year I get to post these memes

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e5a368 No.233899

>>233893

>>233893

Happy holidays

>>233880

>>233880

>>233880

Seasons greetings

>>233897

>>233897

8/10 overall thanks lad, did you move back in with your mummy?

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570bf3 No.233900

File: c9141d611d04402⋯.png (245.42 KB,363x546,121:182,christmasfrances.png)

>>233899

>Happy holidays

That's MERRY CHRISTMAS you no-good heathen

I am not actually truggered because holiday comes from holy day so the religious connotation is still there lol get fucked secularists

also you're alright tbh fam

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3e83d6 No.233901

>>233899

Good to hear. Yes I did, sitting pretty comfy and grateful to be away from my dreadfully overpriced rental accommodation.

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e5a368 No.233902

>>233900

Lel I was being ironic

>>233901

Nice, are you there for Christmas

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570bf3 No.233903

File: 33fe1bc1ec2b5f8⋯.png (158.5 KB,445x373,445:373,christmasharris.png)

>>233902

t. bagan

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b49a10 No.233904

dont mewan to flex on you lads but i did just catch a shiny pokemon its a graveler if anyone was wondering

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e5a368 No.233905

>>233903

A pagan homeboy can celebrate Christmas nigga, shit. what are you going to do a homie, call the catholic Christmas police on a brutha?

>>233904

Shiny shiny niggaaaaaaa

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b49a10 No.233906

>>233905

BLING BLING, GANG GANG

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e5a368 No.233907

Hitler would have worn a santa hat at some point. Surely?

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570bf3 No.233908

File: 0261644471872f4⋯.png (312.47 KB,460x615,92:123,christmas nigella.png)

>>233904

you should've caught a beautiful wife tbh

>>233905

>A pagan homeboy can celebrate Christmas nigga, shit.

The non religious stuff sure, I'm just teasing dorset-style

>catholic Christmas police

>catholic

now you're just trying to piss me off

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b49a10 No.233909

>>233908

but lad pokemon are much easier to obtain and pokemon cant hurt my feelings like a lassy can

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e5a368 No.233910

>>233908

It wasn't intentional its like internet tourettes.

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933bc5 No.233911

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I love maddi lads

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3e83d6 No.233912

>>233902

Yes I am at home for Christmas, I went out this evening to see some friends who live out of the area, a couple of them are planning on starting families, a nice Festive Whitepill! Furthermore I no longer seemed out of place with my rampant ethno nationalism despite them being city folk. Anecdotal but it gives me hope.

Are you doing anything exciting for the New Year?

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b49a10 No.233913

night night you cunts

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933bc5 No.233914

>>233913

sleep tight nigga

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570bf3 No.233915

File: 1f0d24aaa68c315⋯.jpg (145.77 KB,489x311,489:311,christmasmosley.jpg)

>>233909

I feel you bro, more than you know

but you can't give up, you gotta hookup

>>233910

>internet tourettes

Oh well that's

FUCKING DAFTIES

fine I completely

FUCK OFF BAGANS

understand my good

SHITTING FUCK

chum tbh

>>233913

don't inject rabies into your arse, night

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f3e480 No.233916

File: 5b99d1f193c6c4a⋯.jpg (105.38 KB,640x640,1:1,5b99d1f193c6c4a1d8324685f2….jpg)

>tfw no jewssy to bury my head into

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3e83d6 No.233917

Night all.

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933bc5 No.233918

>>233917

goodnight lad

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570bf3 No.233919

File: 354a627b05d75f8⋯.jpg (85.48 KB,620x465,4:3,I'm going to cook some pas….jpg)

>>233916

Is there a shul near you?

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933bc5 No.233920

I dont know when it happened but I think I have nerve damage in my right big toe

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0001a6 No.233921

>>233920

kick it too hard?

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15c0eb No.233922

Merry Christmas lads and lasses.

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b065f6 No.233923

File: 663c0fc7adebd43⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image,3.51 MB,640x480,4:3,present.mp4)

Damn Japs

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570bf3 No.233925

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b065f6 No.233927

>>233925

low effort

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15c0eb No.233928

>>233927

Come on lad, it's Christmas. Give the lad a break.

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62057a No.233948

Happy bday Jesus

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06f5c7 No.233970

Had enough of Christmas now

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15c0eb No.233973

>>233948

Merry Christmas.

>>233970

Nvm lad it's nearly over.

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0001a6 No.233977

>>233973

>>233970

>>233948

We're in the other thread.

>>233924

>>233924

>>233924>>233924

>>233924

>>233924>>233924

>>233924

>>233924

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