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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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59e128 No.232612 [View All]

Year 415 (CDXV) was a common year starting on Friday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1168 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 415 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

>Constantius, Roman general (magister militum), drives the Visigoths out of Gaul. He captures the usurper Priscus Attalus, and sends him under military escort to Ravenna.

>The Visigoths invade the Iberian Peninsula and begin to conquer territory taken previously by the Vandals. King Ataulf and his pregnant wife Galla Placidia leave Gallia Narbonensis; they relocate at Barcelona. Their infant son, Theodosius, dies in infancy, eliminating an opportunity for a Roman-Visigothic line. Ataulf is assassinated in the palace while taking a bath. Sigeric succeeds him, but after a reign for seven days he is also murdered.

>Autumn – Wallia, brother of Ataulf, becomes king of the Visigoths. He accepts a peace treaty with emperor Honorius, in return for a supply of 600,000 measures of grain. After the negotiations he sends Placidia to Rome with hostages.

Toys R Us staves off collapse after rescue talks

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-42437955

>Toys R Us has staved off collapse after creditors backed a rescue plan for the UK retailer.

>It follows last-minute negotiations with the Pension Protection Fund (PPF) to secure a £9.8m injection into the company's pension fund.

>However, the rescue plan entails closing 26 of its 105 UK outlets, putting 800 jobs at risk, although no stores will close until spring 2018.

>Toys R Us employs 3,200 staff in total in the UK.

Theresa May seeks to reassure UK's Polish residents

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42432390

>Theresa May has sought to reassure Polish people living in the UK that they are still welcome after Brexit.

>Speaking on a trip to Warsaw to sign a new defence treaty with the country, the PM said the one million Polish residents were a "strong part of [UK] society".

>She promised a "simple" and "easy" process to get "settled status" to remain after the UK leaves the EU.

>The trip comes after Mrs May sacked one of her closest allies, Damian Green.

Shell enters UK household energy market

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-42441416

>Shell has agreed to buy the energy supplier First Utility, giving the oil giant its first foothold in the UK's household energy market.

>First Utility is the biggest energy supplier in the UK outside the so-called "big six".

>The company supplies 825,000 homes with gas, electricity or broadband.

>Shell is already active in the wholesale energy market, but this is the first time it will supply UK homes directly.

The Jungle: Bringing the stories of the Calais camp to the UK

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42424417

>It might be set in the infamous Calais refugee camp - but The Jungle is "full of life", says playwright Joe Robertson.

>"Everything is happening on top of everything else - just as it was in The Jungle."

>Robertson is describing the set that's been created at London's Young Vic, where audience members can share bread and tea in the Afghan Flag, a fictional cafe that's the setting of the play he's written with university friend Joe Murphy.

>The playwrights, known as the Two Joes, travelled to The Jungle as volunteers, setting up a makeshift theatre called Good Chance. It's a phrase that not only means hope, but was also used by those desperate to reach the UK when they believed they had an opportunity to make it across the Channel - through whatever means.

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b6c1e8 No.233308

>>233301

I LIKE it

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f283e9 No.233309

File: 89322b1b3bf9885⋯.png (85.24 KB,2023x1159,2023:1159,posting quality.png)

tbh

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2cabe8 No.233310

>>233309

t. gayist

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b6c1e8 No.233311

>>233309

I love me too

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1fc142 No.233312

>>233291

maths is the language of the universe lad. tbh learning music or how to draw and paint, or write would be better worth your time than learning german tbh

>>233296

>shrop

>authoritarian right

nice OC tho kek

>>233306

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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1fc142 No.233313

CHEESE GROMMIT

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667051 No.233314

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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b6c1e8 No.233315

>>233313

Cheese gang

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5983c8 No.233316

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>>233301

I'm Zionist not Druid/pol/ smh

>>233307

That's a great Portman

>>233309

This is just a worse version of this and less accurate too

Should update it tbh

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667051 No.233317

>>233316

Wew, that needs updating.

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0b9d87 No.233318

File: ea4c05ecbffb957⋯.jpg (280.94 KB,924x1390,462:695,Snacks 1.jpg)

>>233309

fair dos

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1fc142 No.233319

>>233303

Nice one lad. where did you drink? bar or pub? Sundays and Mondays arent the best nights to go out tho surely

>>233315

nigga I LOVE cheese

>>233317

imperium was making 1 I thought

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667051 No.233320

>>233319

imperium was making 1 I thought

Has he posted it yet?

You done the quiz, what did you score?

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eb64e2 No.233321

>>233309

>Ulster

>good poster

AWW HAHA DEKI NEE NAWS LAMBS xD MY GF MY GF MY GF DID I MENTION LAMBS? HAHA DEKI DEKI NEE NAWS NIKO NIKO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LAMBS

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b6c1e8 No.233322

>>233319

CATCH ME OUT here eating like 10 slices of cheese at midnight straight from the fridge

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b6c1e8 No.233323

>>233321

>insulting my boy

You wanna fucking die?

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2cabe8 No.233324

>100% orthodox

>>233319

>imperium was making 1 I thought

tbqh I got the pictures together and then forgot about it .

I can't upload photoshop files here, but if anyone wanted to do it instead of me, I'd be more than appy to give it up.

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eb64e2 No.233325

>>233323

He is a good lad when not shitposting violently smh.

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5983c8 No.233326

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>>233322

I quite like to wrap slices of cheese in Italian ham tbh, good snack if you want it

>>233324

>Orthio

based, they have the qtest beautiful wives apparently

I'll take it off your hands but I'll be a while probably

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715d0f No.233327

pretty girls

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b6c1e8 No.233328

>>233325

I WILL VIOLEntly end your life you bender

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0b9d87 No.233329

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>>233319

Usual weekend run (pub>pub>pub,>bar>bar>club)

Went home before club tho, trying to simmer down with the drink tbh

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b6c1e8 No.233330

>>233326

Wow finally a good opinion its fucking top notch isn’t t

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667051 No.233331

>>233326

>spoiler

I like to get cheese singles, a slice of pepperoni/salami/parma ham and a little bit of mustard. Best fridge snack tbh

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b6c1e8 No.233332

>>233331

ITS PATRICIAN SNACK NIGHT ON NEWBRIT

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b6c1e8 No.233333

BEEER

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b6c1e8 No.233334

>>233333

Wuheyyyy

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b6c1e8 No.233335

>>233334

Also fuck we need a new thread

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715d0f No.233336

PRETTY GIRLS

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eb64e2 No.233337

File: 75f6d7744353769⋯.png (89.04 KB,2000x2177,2000:2177,theonlypolcompassworthsavi….png)

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0b9d87 No.233338

>>233336

WALKIN DOWN THE STREET

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eb64e2 No.233339

>>233333

checked

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715d0f No.233340

>>233338

*WOLF WHISTLES*

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0b9d87 No.233341

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1fc142 No.233342

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>>233324

>>233320

He hasnt.

>quiz

Here you go. bear in mind I'm a heathen tbh

>>233322

>10

mate theres a few more than that smh

>this speciality stuff combo'd with extra mature cheddar

mmmmmm fruity

>>233324

Do you have descriptions of posters? I'd consider finishing it off if so. How was it done last time?

>>233329

Ahhhh good one lad that's the proper run.

>no club

ahhhhhhh but lad thats the best part

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eb64e2 No.233343

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eb64e2 No.233344

>>233342

>liberal quaker

l a d

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1fc142 No.233345

>>233344

I mean I wasnt gonna get anything good considering the fact I'm not christian

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1fc142 No.233346

I wanna do another quiz now smh

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715d0f No.233347

>>233346

GAY MAN

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667051 No.233348

>>233342

>>i'm a heathen

>Liberal Quakerism, Unitarian Universalism, Unity Church

Seems like this quiz is accurate because those churches are all heretical.

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0b9d87 No.233349

>>233342

>thats the best part

aaaahhhh i know but ive been a cunt getting too drunk lately, temptation to overcome tbh. Everyone was out tonight too aahhhhh

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f283e9 No.233350

*bums every paki in britain to death*

whoops didnt mean to do that haha xx

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1fc142 No.233351

>>233347

youre a what

>>233348

Well in that has it's all gone well

>>233349

Smh lad thats a real shame. I have good 'self control' with drink because I have to stop myself after a certain amount else I'll spew and sober up

>everyone was out

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

seriously tho on a sunday?? I guss it is nearly xmas

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715d0f No.233353

>>233351

ya gay boi

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667051 No.233355

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eb64e2 No.233356

File: 8c57c6c3bb062d9⋯.png (2.12 MB,2000x2177,2000:2177,1litrallyme.png)

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2cabe8 No.233358

File: eaf6af7625a24a7⋯.png (1.57 MB,1650x2400,11:16,newbrit choose your fighte….png)

>>233342

Do whatever you want with it

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eb64e2 No.233361

>>233358

>the good doctor

AMEN

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eb64e2 No.233365

File: 7addb910508d83e⋯.gif (443.08 KB,500x340,25:17,scullyeyerollsmh.gif)

literally who are half these people

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