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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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a7da5a No.231192 [View All]

Considered making a cocaine OP but I thought ya'll dislike it, like you did when I made that one about weed. Let it be known that good ol shrop cares about his fellow man, and has a heart of gold.

Anyhow remember to follow your dreams lads

Former PM takes on UK-China investment role

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42377177

>David Cameron is to take on a new role leading a UK government-backed investment initiative between Britain and China.

>The former prime minister will take charge of a £750m ($1bn) fund to improve ports, roads and rail networks between China and its trading partners.

>The government said working with China's Belt and Road Initiative would create jobs and boost trade links.

>It comes after Chancellor Philip Hammond's two-day trip to China.

>The Belt and Road Initiative was first unveiled in 2013, but this year China's President Xi Jinping pledged £96bn ($124bn) for the scheme.

Revealed: the best place to live in the UK

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/uk/revealed-best-place-live-uk1/

>A peaceful corner of Hampshire, one of the least deprived areas in Britain, has perhaps understandably reclaimed its crown as the best place to live in the country.

>This "tranquil" district has been awarded the top spot by lender Halifax five out of six times, but briefly lost its crown to Winchester last year.

>Halifax's quality of life index quantifies where living standards are highest in the UK by ranking an area's average life expectancy, employment and earnings, crime rates, general levels of well-being, and access to places for socialising and downtime. Each local authority district is then given a score out of 10 for each variable in the index.

First bitcoin homes sell in the UK

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/16/first-bitcoin-homes-sell-uk/

>Developers have sold the first two luxury homes in the UK using bitcoin currency.

>It follows an increasing trend in the last few months for developers to place new homes on the market in the cryptocurrency.

>Property developer Go Homes announced the successful sale of the homes yesterday, both have been bought by men in their 20s in the technology industry.

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09215a No.231856

>>231855

No more 10 word essays to struggle with phew

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ce46f4 No.231857

>>231856

Got a 5 word essay due in next decade wew

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09215a No.231858

File: 1e7e9a248b48b6b⋯.png (303.62 KB,646x595,38:35,XvJD2NiVAz3Q0CsJkatni8Nvq8….png)

>>231857

Y-you can do it, lad, I believe in you!

>tfw I don't really and I'm just saying it to make you feel better

ahh

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ce46f4 No.231859

>>231858

Ah lad I can’t believe

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ca5cd1 No.231860

>mum buys fish with bones in despite me not liking it

>OH WELL I DIDNT READ IT

smh everything thats happening today is pissing me off

i look outside my bedroom and its just cluttered with useless shit because she cant be bothered to put any of it away

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN

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b8d5f7 No.231861

File: 1cd2497d9a708e4⋯.png (733.54 KB,640x476,160:119,ClipboardImage.png)

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f495d1 No.231862

>get Picasso moted

>mot tester offers me £200 and a 54 plate berlingo for it when it fails

Done deal lel im back to a van then

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3aa809 No.231863

File: 8ae22b77f7336de⋯.jpg (55.09 KB,780x439,780:439,jj.jpg)

>>231861

*resurrects your character in the next movie

You got a lifelong contract, Goy. We can do at least twelve more of these before you're too old to stand up straight.

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ce46f4 No.231864

>>231862

Nice lad

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f495d1 No.231865

TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCK

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3aa809 No.231866

>>231865

Ooh, ello.

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09215a No.231867

>>231863

>they'll keep butchering and humiliating his character

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3aa809 No.231868

File: 11ce3cce3bc5b40⋯.jpg (247.81 KB,2560x1065,512:213,tarkin.jpg)

>>231867

You think death will save you, Goyim?

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09215a No.231869

>>231868

i am gay

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3aa809 No.231870

File: 132d1a83803de35⋯.jpg (17.59 KB,320x320,1:1,1862404-biffo.jpg)

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09215a No.231871

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3aa809 No.231872

>>231871

It never gets old, lad.

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09215a No.231873

>>231872

ahhh it comes naturally to me, Supreme Leader is a big bully

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b8d5f7 No.231874

>>231873

It's the only good filter Anne's put in

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09215a No.231875

>>231874

oh he's trans now

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f495d1 No.231876

New thread pl0x0rz

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21cd2d No.231877

File: 182473a40363eeb⋯.png (1.29 MB,717x955,717:955,ClipboardImage.png)

new thread sooon

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b8d5f7 No.231878

File: 249aec83349dfa8⋯.jpg (642.79 KB,1280x1706,640:853,249aec83349dfa82717854cbff….jpg)

Goblin wives sooon

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3aa809 No.231879

File: def9e7ef42cfe67⋯.png (94.54 KB,1276x1368,319:342,chuvg.png)

>>231878

Here you go, lad.

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a7da5a No.231881

>>231843

What's the price range? Buy them some Lebkuchens tbh I fucking love that shit

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a7da5a No.231882

OR some alcohol

Or a few fancy cigars

These are gifts that everyone likes

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b3848b No.231884

File: a6e05fc5c82b3e7⋯.jpg (945.46 KB,1988x2650,994:1325,a6e05fc5c82b3e78752b0719b9….jpg)

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3aa809 No.231885

File: 122075628b756a7⋯.png (44.76 KB,886x684,443:342,sluuurrrp.png)

>>231884

Based goblins.

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f495d1 No.231886

All I want for Christmas is yooOOoo baby

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f495d1 No.231887

.

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b3848b No.231888

h

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3aa809 No.231889

w

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b3848b No.231890

>>231887

>trips in your ID

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b3848b No.231891

File: 731cbcc2446ea94⋯.jpg (275.62 KB,1280x853,1280:853,731cbcc2446ea94baa2a2c0b05….jpg)

dead

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21cd2d No.231892

>no new thread

getting closer and closer to 700 lads

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09215a No.231893

File: 31af8e1d4dca411⋯.png (2.27 KB,418x408,209:204,2f4ff18bb37ef8304e61d96eb9….png)

>>231892

a few more days now

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f495d1 No.231894

>>231891

>>231892

*mothballs thread to save resources*

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09215a No.231895

*wastes valuable posts in a thread that will soon be replaced*

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f495d1 No.231896

Im gonna do a mushrooms are aliens thread if nobody else wants to, just to warn you.

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f495d1 No.231897

>>231895

This flagrant extravagance is utterly abhorrent

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09215a No.231898

>>231896

sure, lad. That's what Sweden used to be about

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f495d1 No.231899

>>231898

I still don't get this memie but I enjoy it nonetheless

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b3848b No.231900

>>231898

Only if it's giant mushrooms

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f495d1 No.231901

Does he ride a red nosed reindeer

Does he turn up on a sleigh

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a7da5a No.231902

personally I hate this mushroom meme

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b3848b No.231903

>>231902

This isn't what sweden used to be about

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ca5cd1 No.231904

had a wank shak emy head

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a7da5a No.231905

700

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09215a No.231906

>>231902

but you love mushrooms smh

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09215a No.231908

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