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All Hail The Bum Bum King!

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498f12 No.230443 [View All]

Year 412 (CDXII) was a leap year starting on Monday of the Julian calendar. At the time, it was known as the Year of the Consulship of Honorius and Theodosius (or, less frequently, year 1165 Ab urbe condita). The denomination 412 for this year has been used since the early medieval period, when the Anno Domini calendar era became the prevalent method in Europe for naming years.

>The Visigoths, led by king Ataulf, move into the south of Gaul. He establishes his residence at Narbonne, and makes an alliance with emperor Honorius against the usurper Jovinus.

>Emperor Jovinus elevates his brother Sebastianus as co-emperor (Augustus) and takes control of Gaul.

>Heraclianus, governor (Comes Africae), revolts against Honorius and proclaims himself Augustus. He interrupts the grain supply to Rome. Honorius condemns him and his supporters to death with an edict at Ravenna.

>The Theodosian Walls are constructed at Constantinople during the reign of emperor Theodosius II. The work is carried out under supervision of Anthemius, notable praetorian prefect of the East.

>Winter – Olympiodorus, historical writer, is sent on an embassy by Honorius, and sails in stormy weather around Greece up the Black Sea, to meet the Huns who are located on the middle Danube (modern Bulgaria).

The Galatians (Latin Gallograeci, Greek Γαλάτες) were a Gallic people that dwelt mainly in the north central regions of Asia Minor or Anatolia, in what was known as Galatia, in today's Turkey. In their origin they were a part of the great Celtic migration which invaded Macedon, led by Brennus. The original Celts who settled in Galatia came through Thrace under the leadership of Leotarios and Leonnorios c. 278 BC. These Celts consisted mainly of three tribes, the Tectosages, the Trocmii, and the Tolistobogii, but they were also other minor tribes. They spoke a Celtic language, the Galatian language, which is sparsely attested.

In the 1st century AD, many of them were Christianized by Paul the Apostle's missionary action. One of the Epistles of Paul the Apostle in the Bible (New Testament) is addressed to Galatian Christian communities (Epistle to the Galatians).

Former PM takes on UK-China investment role

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42377177

>David Cameron is to take on a new role leading a UK government-backed investment initiative between Britain and China.

>The former prime minister will take charge of a £750m ($1bn) fund to improve ports, roads and rail networks between China and its trading partners.

>The government said working with China's Belt and Road Initiative would create jobs and boost trade links.

>It comes after Chancellor Philip Hammond's two-day trip to China.

>The Belt and Road Initiative was first unveiled in 2013, but this year China's President Xi Jinping pledged £96bn ($124bn) for the scheme.

Revealed: the best place to live in the UK

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/uk/revealed-best-place-live-uk1/

>A peaceful corner of Hampshire, one of the least deprived areas in Britain, has perhaps understandably reclaimed its crown as the best place to live in the country.

>This "tranquil" district has been awarded the top spot by lender Halifax five out of six times, but briefly lost its crown to Winchester last year.

>Halifax's quality of life index quantifies where living standards are highest in the UK by ranking an area's average life expectancy, employment and earnings, crime rates, general levels of well-being, and access to places for socialising and downtime. Each local authority district is then given a score out of 10 for each variable in the index.

We're off to the moon lads…

First bitcoin homes sell in the UK

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/16/first-bitcoin-homes-sell-uk/

>Developers have sold the first two luxury homes in the UK using bitcoin currency.

>It follows an increasing trend in the last few months for developers to place new homes on the market in the cryptocurrency.

>Property developer Go Homes announced the successful sale of the homes yesterday, both have been bought by men in their 20s in the technology industry.

Mean girls is anglo tbh

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49d903 No.231147

>>231143

>taking Bohemia at all

It isn't even German, talk about autism.

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da922c No.231148

>>231146

ok lad we're doing both kf2 and 1 tbh

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498f12 No.231149

>>231147

it's aesthetic and was under german rule for a long time and the sudetenland is within the region of bohemia so i think it's kind of german tbh

it was completely scandalous to take it but i like the borders tbh

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da922c No.231150

WHO

wants this copy or I'll give it to my little sister smh

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4ebaa5 No.231151

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>>231144

Ok tbh

I'm not voicechatting in bongo world though

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dcadd4 No.231152

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da922c No.231153

hmm

I'll hold off until pembs is around he doesn't have it either

>>231151

you might have to fight to the death for it lad

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4ebaa5 No.231154

>>231153

I already have both games

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98edef No.231155

>>231145

Hmmm, what brand you want

>>231153

>>231152

spoopy

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da922c No.231156

>>231154

oh okay then

>>231152

want it lad?

came free with kf2 but I'm still playing kf1 because it's better in many respects

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56ec72 No.231157

Tbh lads I will definitely at some point spend a solid week or more on my own in the fores with a massive stash of shamanic aids

>>231138

>ciggies world

>djarum black 3 dorra

Damnnnnnnnnnnn I'll have to import some of these at some point.

>>231141

Aye I don't think that knowing that you know little is good cause for lack of confidence. If anything I think it would help a lad understand that he's no worse than chad, what with them all suffering from a similar degree of ignorance.

Although I figured a person would likely get more of a confidence boost from realising that things are all a matter of perspective, and that stacy probably wasn't thinking about how dumb that one crease in his shirt looked. Perhaps that's just me though

>>231142

Ay send some to me too ye?

>>231143

All continentals seem to suffer from a desire to conquer all they can see. Must be some sort of racial insecurity. Thankfully the Anglo suffers less from this, and would sooner colonise new land than steal old ones. Probably comes from knowing that it'll never get any better than Albion anyway

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0cd0a1 No.231158

Night girls, going to dover and then sw9 tomorrow, >7hrs driving smh

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da922c No.231159

>>231158

night lad have a good yule

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98edef No.231160

>>231157

Ideally they are also meant to dodge customs and import charges.

>>231158

good luck lad enjoy

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0cd0a1 No.231161

>>231155

Whatever you buy lad

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97d375 No.231162

give me some jaunty music lads

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da922c No.231163

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56ec72 No.231164

>>231144

Smh I'd like to play with you lads but I wouldn't take the copy even if it wasn't already claimed. Tell me if it's on sale, might consider grabbing it if it gets cheap.

>>231158

Take care lad, make sure to stay caffeinated.

>>231160

Cheeky tbh, do they smuggle them in

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98edef No.231165

lmao lads should I buy some chinese cigs?

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0cd0a1 No.231166

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dcadd4 No.231167

>>231153

>>231155

waw

>>231156

that'd be nice thank you

>>231158

bye vanla

>>231162

>>231163

smh

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4ebaa5 No.231168

>>231165

If you want cadmium poisoning, knock yourself out.

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56ec72 No.231169

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>>231162

CLASSIC

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56ec72 No.231170

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0cd0a1 No.231171

*dances for the whole song*

Ahhhhh its so fucking perfect

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da922c No.231172

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>>231167

it is done

let's kill zombies sometime

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56ec72 No.231173

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>no one ever told me why pan died

:^(

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56ec72 No.231174

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>becomes a warrior immortalised in memory

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98edef No.231175

>>231173

cadmium poisoning

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56ec72 No.231176

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>Ey man you got a minute?

>I really like the girl youre talking to, can you please leave off?

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0cd0a1 No.231177

>>231173

Fatal nipple cripple from zeus

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56ec72 No.231178

>>231175

It get's the even the best of us smh

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07cdc7 No.231179

>>231174

>only thing people remember is dying to a wound in the heel

smh

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56ec72 No.231180

*takes the opportunity to point out that thread is filling up after holding off in order to get the (100)*

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98edef No.231181

>>231179

>is immortalised even by people who could never comprehend the works of Homer

Worth it tbh

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56ec72 No.231182

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there we go boyz. I can now concentrate on other things

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dcadd4 No.231183

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>>231172

thanks wessex. yes lets

that video lmao

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0cd0a1 No.231184

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Another jaunty fie the dautist

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da922c No.231185

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FRESH SPIC

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kraut and Tea. The philosophy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Science™ most of the videos will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Kraut’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his internet persona- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Frankfurt School literature, for instance. The enlightened™ skeptic™ followers™ understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these videos, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about paffethic Olt-Right FUCKS. As a consequence people who dislike Kraut & Tea truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the wisdom in Kraut’s existential catchphrase “Find The Gene” which itself is a cryptic reference to Boaz’s Jewish epic Anthropology and Modern Life. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Kraut’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

>>231183

np lad I'll message you next time or smth

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56ec72 No.231186

>>231177

>mt. olympus was just an ethereal school yard

>zeus was just the biggest bully

s m d h

>>231179

They remember him as an near undefeatable warrior as well lad…

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56ec72 No.231187

Ok so am I making the next one or is someone else doing it

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07cdc7 No.231188

spam the thread before he can make a new one

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56ec72 No.231189

>>231188

>implying it'll be high effort

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0cd0a1 No.231190

9

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0cd0a1 No.231191

8

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0cd0a1 No.231193

7

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98edef No.231194

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56ec72 No.231196

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56ec72 No.231198

>>231194

fuck you you fucking gay boy I made it and I'll announce it

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98edef No.231201

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