Seven figures walk into a giant, steel blue, Salvador Dalí-esque room with villainous robots watching up on them from the ceiling, Barrett and his dog playing tag, big steel factories with a street on their backs, a pulley with three rocks on each plate with a string attached that is connected to Winston Churchill dying his eyeliner, teleportation bridges and R2-D2 talking to a wooden table while wearing a e-collar right before he sprouts a giant worm. Winston Churchill then walks from the makeup room and then sings about the pig man being so horrible that he was put on trial, complete with a female gaze into his arse. Then, John Cleese drops from the wall screaming about he could’ve killed the pig man with a saw but got raped by his wife while grinding a stuffed monkey and pushing a blue yarn ball in a drainpipe with a nazi salute and a wind chime, all before he becomes the silver hammer. Then, Squidward sees a leaf turn into a man and then into a vinyl LP during the chorus.
A small, brown, eel-like creature flies from a hole next to the wall and sings about the pig man leaving her. During this part of the song, she turns into a white horse with the head of Butthead and the face of Roy before getting a more human like face and somehow retracting her hair. A DC-10 engine with wing flies from the darkness and then becomes The Rolling Stones mouth. It then turns into a human [a 45 year old mother, to be specific], grabs the pig man and flies to the dark ceiling while singing a cradle song, and then sinks into the wall when she’s finished. Gordon sees a vision of the sky at high noon as a DC-3 flies in it. Suddenly the DC-3 loses control and smashes through the sky [like a wreaking ball] and flies into the black void.
The worm becomes a gigantic pug-judge creature with human feet and sings about what should happen to the pig man. During this he blows a fly like telling it to shoo and eats the roof of the new building after the wall encloses the pig man. A pale man in his 60s holding a rubble ducky tells the pudge/pug-judge to rip the walls of that new building by telling the audience to “tear down the wall!” Wheels carrying loads of dynamite and fireworks roll past the wall and are lit in order to tear it down. James the Red Engine flies off the tracks that are on the wall like Evel Knievel [he’s flying off the southern part, if you wanna know] just as that part of the wall starts falling down. During this, the pig man goes down an absurdly long subway tunnel going at the speed of a BR class 807 [i.e. 200 mph] before getting stopped by the following, the schoolmaster [who is now the size of the UN building, but is still thin enough to fit in there, oddly], a giant, bloody human head [which only appears when the pink man gets erythropsia vision], Pennywise’s highway lights mouth, The Rolling Stones mouth and a giant anthropomorphic WWE belt trying to hold the wall together as it collapses. In the wreckage of the wall is the remains of a sewer, a water tower and a statue of the Beatles (The Trial).
Then, daybreak, and Pink Floyd, The Beatles and Haruko walk out of the fog and play a parody of “All You Need is Love” called “Outside the Wall”. Roger Waters willingly morphs back into the presenter who then sings the song. The song ends as the ten walk into the shadows to help make another person build her wall. You may or may not know her as Rei Ayanami.
I found this fan-summary from a yard sale after that fan died. This isn’t the actual plot… he must’ve watched this fucked up vhs movie while high. He also apparently did this to anime too.
