8d6d54 No.393951 [Last50 Posts]
Have you prayed to your goddess of choice today?
Discuss the dangers of beastmen knocking down your gates, those foreigners looking to steal your genes from beyond the galaxy or why tau females prefer human men.
Skaven coming soon™
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deb501 No.393953
Friendly reminder that Tau women in mamono mana want to cuddle, marry, and have many children with a human male. Also mechs, I guess, if you're into that.
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c34d70 No.393954
>>393953
this is furfag tier
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ad2e84 No.393956
>>393953
>wanting a space communist for a wife
they can’t even fight in melee
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deb501 No.393957
>>393956
Dude, if you aren't fucking the communism out of her, you're doing it wrong.
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fdafbb No.393962
Now which is better, khorne or tzzentch deamon girls?
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85f60f No.393965
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3c6250 No.393966
>>393962
Get me a horde of red genki tomboy daemons.
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8d6d54 No.393985
>>393962
Plots within schemes.
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ce9562 No.393988
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57c53f No.393990
All Chaos gods are hit by the MGE bat resulting in them becoming MGE monster goddesses (love vanilla sex and being loyal to their husbando). What species would each one transform into as a result?
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ce9562 No.393991
Tau females realize human men give 'em more love.
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bbbc24 No.393993
>>393990
I'd say some of them would be a mix of species. Khorne: I see Khorne as a cross between a red oni and a salamander. The strength and love for battle would definitely remain.
Slaanesh: Lilim. An incredibly beautiful lilim. Quite honestly the easiest translation to MGE.
Tzeentch: Based on lore, Tzeentch is hard as fuck to pin down to one form. Imagine a doppelgänger that switches around between a harpy, lich, demon, and maybe mindflayer as commonly seen forms. The true form is a mind-raping mix of all five.
Nurgle: I'm really not sure which MGE girls might best fit Nurgle. I'd assume a fleshy golem filled with all sorts of mixed-up aphrodisiac slime. Probably with a cross with a beelzebub?
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57c53f No.393994
>>393993
Others i agree and:
>Nurgle: I'm really not sure which MGE girls might best fit Nurgle. I'd assume a fleshy golem filled with all sorts of mixed-up aphrodisiac slime. Probably with a cross with a beelzebub?
I could see a undead beelzebub/Slime Carrier for nurgle.
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68abba No.393995
>>393993
>>393990
Personally, I'd like to see it happen to the God-emperor. Publicly. In front of everyone.
The result would be priceless.
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76d01d No.393996
>>393993
>Tzeentch
Chimera.
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57c53f No.393997
>>393995
I prefer the idea of all the new monster goddesses changing to have massive lady boners for the emperor, but if we go your way what monstergirl would the emperor become?
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68abba No.393999
>>393997
Probably wight, zombie dragon or skeleton Girl, I'm thinking the about the reaction from his followers when their idol wakes up and starts contradicting the priests that have been "translating" his thoughts for forever
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8d6d54 No.394000
>>393994
Throw in matango there too for extra virulence.
>>393993
You’re forgetting
GREAT HORNED RAT
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57c53f No.394001
>>394000
>Throw in matango there too for extra virulence.
More like Myconid. Extra virulence and Insane toughness.
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ad2e84 No.394030
>>394000
He doesn’t exist, shut up about it.
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47959e No.394054
>TFW you just want to besiege things but the Cheshire keeps stealing your mask while you sleep so all you can do is smell cat.
>TFW she just smugs at you.
>TFW she rubs herself in your coat when you wash your mask.
Send reinforcements.
But what Regiment would work best/worst with what Mamono?
What would be the funniest?
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c83b7d No.394056
>>394054
If you’re talking about fighting off an army of monster girls I would say the death korps would be by far best for it. Incredibly devoted to the emperor and wouldn’t fall to none of that temptation stuff.
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d4c031 No.394058
>>394056
The more clever monster girls would try and get abhuman status and then claim that the kreigers have a duty to the emperor to make more babies.
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16bfd3 No.394059
>>394056
Mamono are here to help, so if you are fighting against them you're actually fighting against yourself and your own happines.
Death korp incels need monster hugs.
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5c2ce1 No.394065
>>394058
Using the emperor as an excuse to have sex while doing service sounds like a great way to become suspect for slaaneshi worship. Not to mention female soldiers becoming pregnant are burdensome as their combat ability is hindered and the fetus getting killed in combat would be poor for morale.
>kreigers have a duty to the emperor to make more babies.
You don’t want to touch the topic of how the dkok are born.
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5bffaa No.394066
>>394059
>incels
Please do not use leddit/normalfag terminology.
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c83b7d No.394069
>>394065
Haha it’s totally not a way that probably every monster girl would probably be disgusted by. Totally not just growing people in tubes. That Guardsman there defiantly isn’t 16.
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d4c031 No.394070
>>394065
>sounds like a great way to become suspect for slaaneshi worship
There's nothing slaaneshi about consentual, postmarital sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreaction.
>Not to mention female soldiers becoming pregnant are burdensome
No one said that the monster girls would serve in the military.
>You don’t want to touch the topic of how the dkok are born
At least it's not the daemonculaba.
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68abba No.394072
>>394065
Monstergirl are ridiculously strong, unless she's having a litter the size of Octomom's and their physical bulk is impeding them they will still fight.
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d4c031 No.394074
>>394072
Their maternal instincts are too strong for that. Once they get knocked up they are damn well going to take the necessary time off to care for their child.
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ddf691 No.394075
>>393999
So R63 version of the Emperor’s Text to Speech Device? Without all the in-jokes and profanity?
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ddf691 No.394076
>>394056
>what would be the best/worst regiment for monster girls?
Catachan, a whole planet of Stallones and Schwarzeneggers, perhaps the only individuals who don’t get raped by monsters, they do the raping.
>Be a mamano on Catachan
>It ain’t me starts playing.
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68abba No.394077
>>394075
A little bit, with some aft-kicking trown in, since she can move now.
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d75ca2 No.394087
>>394076
>It Ain't Heresy plays in the background as monstergirls flee from a Catachad meatspinning his way through the canopy, before dropping down on the slowest one and shoving his "combat knife" where the sun don't shine
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47959e No.394117
>>394065
Akshually
The Korps use two methods of reproduction. The first and most well known is the fucked up vitae-womb vat system.
The second is good ol' fashioned fucking. It seems like they use some kind of drugs on pregnant females back on Krieg for some reason, too.
Plus, considering most Regiments have camp followers on ships that follow their's, including families and prostitutes and shit, well…
>A whole gang of Oni following a Catachan Regiment and challenging them to arm wrestling matches for waifu status
>Cheshires trying to meme their way through Krieg autism while half their jokes fly over their helmeted heads
>Mordians and Hellhounds butting heads on who's the discipliner and who's the disciplinee
>Vostroyans gathering up swathes of Kikis and putting them in forced alcohol brewing encampments
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17dd76 No.394136
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_and_Krieg
I think Kreigers count as monstergirls anyway since they're barely human in the first place
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853d2f No.394139
>>394117
>Elysian Shock Troopers discover Wyverns, making for a whole new world of tactical options
>Tallarn Desert Raiders either being chased by hordes of centaurs who heard of their riding skills, or being harassed by sandworms playing the “Tremors but there’s no buildings to hide on” game
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efe5e1 No.394141
>>394139
>Valhallans playing 'Hide the paw warmer' with Yetis
>Steel Legion chasing Goblins out of their Chimeras
>Shogs going full House mode with Imperial ships
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552ef6 No.394142
>>394058
Catgirls are accepted abhumans according to official cannon iirc
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bbbc24 No.394149
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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c83b7d No.394153
>>394141
>shogs going full house mode on an imperial ship.
Do you want chaos corrupted ships? Because that’s how you get chaos ships.
Also you have to think of what the monster girls would think of other groups like the mechanicus or sisters of battle.
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226ef0 No.394155
>taufaggotry
>alpfaggotry
>this entire thread
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57c53f No.394156
>>394153
>sisters of battle
A great place to monsterize women.
Also i like the idea of slaanesh going full demonlord lilith.
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30a2c8 No.394157
>>394153
Automatons would run the risk of being purged because of the whole men of iron thing, Gremlins would commit tech heresy within a few hours, and every other mamono would get treated like all the other ignorant meatbags.
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deb501 No.394158
>>394155
>Implying Tau females aren't 100% /monster/-approved
Even the Emperor has hopes for Commander Farsight.
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30a2c8 No.394159
>>394156
The main types I see them turning into are Angels, Valkyries, and fire themed monsters.
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16bfd3 No.394164
>>394070
>daemonculaba
I wonder, would the daemonculaba monsterize into very fertile oni's or would it be something else/something new?
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993d18 No.394169
>finally after 10 millennia of unholy war the dream is fulfilled
>humans and daemons living as one
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47959e No.394182
>>394153
The Daemon can't possess the ship if the Captain's wife already does.
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d4c031 No.394190
>>394164
Echidnas are the designated pregnancy monster
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8d6d54 No.394221
>>394182
>colladen my lord
>yuo are captain now
>yu must choose warp horor to infest the ship
>will you pick glorous gellarpox
>or weird slime that will subsume everything
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32c90a No.394309
>>394117
>Oni with Catachans
Pretty sure it'd be Amazons
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7babcd No.394311
>MG Khorne would substitute violence for rough, angry, rapesex, becoming the patron diety of every "aggressive" monstergirl out there
>MG Tzeentch would probably capture men, force them to play card/war/vidya games, run the cheesiest, most unfair and scrub-tier strats out there, lose anyways,and then rape you anyways due to some unmentioned "fine print" clause in it's ever-changing rulebook. Fond of Cheshires and Danuki
>MG Slaanesh would likely not change in the slightest since rape and hedonism is practically built in to MGE. Hell, there are likely a few monster girl species who would view Slaanesh's hedonism as babby casual shit. Any time not spent fucking someone is spent getting her shit kicked in by MG Khorne to the point she has the khornate cross branded onto her ass in six different locations
>MG Nurgle would probably be a goopy "rainbow slime" (a mix of every single slime subspecies) that would just chill in sewers somewhere making humans sick with lust (and various other maladies, but mostly lust.) Enjoys any monster girl that has ever had the phrase "sticky sex" in their MGE article and is considered the Antichrist to kikimoras everywhere
>MG Malal is a human male paladin with a harem of monster wives. Fucking despises monster girls and the whole fucking subculture but could recognize the cast of Monster Musume by their cup sizes alone. Has an army of anti-MG monster girls that he does fuck-all with and mostly spends his days fucking his harem while simultaneously ranting and raving about how degenerate monsterfags are. Is best friends with the dwarf MGs who both share his pain of being utterly forgotten by canon
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32c90a No.394312
>>394311
What do you think will happen to the Eldar and C'tan gods?
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7babcd No.394368
>>394312
>MG Khaine would similarly be perpetually angry and violently lustful like MG Khorne, but will forever be doomed to be her second banana. The Luigi to Khorne's Mario except no one gives a shit about MG Khaine. Despite having unparalleled combat abilities, MG Khaine will constantly end up jobbing to anyone every time Kenkou wants to make a human hero or some other monster girl look cool. Word has it she was even at one point defeated by getting hit by an Order Guard catapult. Not the projectile, the catapult itself ran her over. MG Khorne to this day refuses to let her live that down.
>MG Ynnead WOULD be the patron deity of all undead monstergirls if the buttmad knife-ears didn't autistically screech about "muh balance of life". Attempted to get around this by creating a mortal representative of herself to show the world she's not evil, but that plan is now on hold as her mortal representative is currently taking loads of geneseed to the face from the Order's recently resurrected champion.
>MG Cegorach has a troupe of knife-ear performers that spread it's worship to the bored human masses via raunchy comedy and lewd theatrics. Would be THE goddess of the Cheshires if they didn't find her incredibly fucking creepy. Funny to be sure, but nightmare inducing to the point that their perpetual lady boners go drier than the Mojave. Woe betide the one foolish enough to call her jokes stale or worse, rip them off. [BAZINGA] Is locked in a never ending prank war with MG Tzeentch.
>MG Isha lives in the sewers with MG Nurgle. Despite Nurgle viewing her as her bestest buddy in the whole wide world, MG Isha loathes her to death and wants nothing more than to free herself from the one-sided yuri relationship she's found herself in. Every time MG Nurgle infects the human populace with Rapepox, Permaboners, Alp-Immuno Deficiency Syndrome, or at MG Cegorach's suggestion ligma, Isha is the one to devise a cure for the innocent mon'keigh. MG Nurgle, being the laidback mamono goddess she is, believes she does this as a thoughtful way of helping her find new things to infect people with and isn't an act of spiteful defiance.
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57c53f No.394389
>>394311
How do the Deamons work? Also are monsters just beings that follow FemArchaon who is the lilith/demonlord expy?
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bbbc24 No.394417
>>394311
Don't forget MG Tzeentch would still be a massive NERD and frequently called that by Khorne and pretty much everyone else.
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deb501 No.394421
>>394368
>Alp-Immuno Deficiency Syndrome
>but that plan is now on hold as her mortal representative is currently taking loads of geneseed to the face from the Order's recently resurrected champion.
I see there are more than three people supporting Robot Girlyman and Yvrain holding hands. Not that I mind or anything.
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17dd76 No.394423
we need these lewds stat!
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ad2e84 No.394427
>>394421
>Girlyman
Have some respect heretic
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7f35cf No.394441
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b510e0 No.394454
>>394311
>MG Slaanesh would likely not change in the slightest
I don't really know a lot about 40K lore past the memes, but doesn't Slaanesh have some weird gender fuckery going on? Like has a dick kind of fuckery?
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db8a97 No.394461
>>394454
Yes, along with other things like cheating, and far worse.
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57c53f No.394467
>>394461
But then if we are assuming MGE then slaanesh would not have any of that. at most she would turn into the god of wonderland.
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bc6aff No.394469
>>394311
>>394454
>>MG Slaanesh would likely not change in the slightest
Slaanesh is /d/ and /chaos/ incarnate, and as far as I'm concerned, only fags are alright with dickgirls and the like.
>>394467
I'd say MG Slaanesh would almost indistinguishable from the demon lady, if she already isn't one here.
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57c53f No.394474
>>394469
>the demon lady
Who?
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bc6aff No.394478
>>394474
Demon lord, MGE, should've elaborated
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226ef0 No.394490
>>394311
So basically, they're all slaanesh?
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af4cf7 No.394515
>>394169
Lorgar truly did nothing wrong.
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8d6d54 No.394516
>robot girlyman
Is robot-kun is the alp primarch of the ultrasmurfs?
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1a40e7 No.394521
>>393951
Ka’bandha is cute.
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993d18 No.394522
>>394516
He doesn't believe he deserves a waifu because he stopped the imperium from becoming a demon realm 10k years ago.
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d4c031 No.394523
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12cd19 No.394605
Does anyone have the screencap of the Anon who’s constantly harassed by MG’s while trying to finish painting his Imperial Fists?
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47959e No.394815
>>394522
>TFW the Heresy was really just an argument about which Mamono make the best wives
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242a25 No.394824
>>394815
What would the mascot waifu of each legion be?
Word bearers would probably be daemons or fallen angels.
Sons of horus would prbably like hellhounds.
Would salamanders prefer vulkans legion or a more combat focused one like the world eaters?
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a773a3 No.394835
>>394824
They'd be head over heels for Vulkan's boys.
>Make their own weapons.
>Love fire.
>Protect the innocent at all costs.
>Slaying the salamander is now laying your waifu.
>Likes the heat generated from intense cuddle sessions.
>Ritual branding.
Yeah, they'd be gushing enough to cool the forges.
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fa3f52 No.394857
>>394824
Ultramarines would have either something Greek or an Anubis (because autistic rulebook)
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47959e No.394870
>>394824
>Death Guard chugging potions for their Lich waifus like some fucked up reversal of Nurgle and Isha
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bbbc24 No.394874
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>394824
Blood Angels - Vampires or Dhampirs
Night Lords - Werebats likely.
Alpha Legion (if they existed :^) - Doppelgängers
Imperial Fists - Golems, maybe Dwarves, any girl that can fortify.
Space Wolves - Vid related
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5d5def No.394980
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a40c12 No.394989
>>394824
>Iron Warriors
What's the most underrated, under-appreciated, overlooked monstergirl both on this board and in general? That's the one for the 4th legion
Then they get even more butthurt because its probably something shitty and not worth waifuing
Also, Thousand Sons = Liches
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245957 No.394997
>>394989
Its quite simple the iron warriors have hornet waifus. They have the same disposition and taste in fashion. Hornets can build great hives just like bees. But they are always passes over for their less prickly cousins the bees/imperial fists.
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8d6d54 No.394998
>>394989
I think the Thousand Suns could alternatively be the Pharaohs as they’re undead, Egyptian, and represent the sun.
>Iron Warriors
Why not Living Armour?
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6203c6 No.395023
>>394998
Wouldn't living armor be more appropriate for Thousand Sons considering rubric marines are a thing? I think Iron Warriors would be any mg that has severe self esteem issues
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8d6d54 No.395062
>>395023
Rubric Marines are a thing now, but arguably they aren't legion's most defining trait. In the past and the present they were renown for having lots of and impressive psykers. Living armour also isn't kangs.
I didn't see >>394997 when I posted and his idea is much better.
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db8a97 No.395100
>>395062
I thought the Rubric marines were a result directly by one of the psykers trying to stave of the warp caused mutations? Assuming that this would soften up the warp, they probably wouldn't happen.
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6203c6 No.395104
>>395100
The rubric marines were caused after the Rubric of Arhiman (named after Azhek Ahriman, former first captain of the Thousand Suns before he got asshurt after being scolded by Magnus and leaving to join up with Failbaddon the Armless) turned all of marines who weren't psychically strong enough into dust sealed inside power armor after the Rubric failed. The rubric was designed to stop the flesh change, a warp based mutation directly caused by Tzeentch like the asshole he is. This was one of the big events that changed the Thousand Suns from psychic nerds to psychic nerds with a desire to wipe any traces of wolves from existance.
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17dd76 No.395107
>>394824
Night lords would be Manticores since both revel in hunting and fear. Also the mascot of 1st company is a lion at least.
>I may require an psychotic mafia boss poetry writing power armored goth manticore.
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3ea80d No.395117
>>395107
I wasnt aware i could be this erect at the thought of the night lords. Thank you anon!
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a185f9 No.395245
>>394069
Why would they care about how old or how they're made? The only think I'd think they'd really care about us how literally Kriegers take the phrase "die for the Emperor".
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2a7878 No.395368
>>394824
>World Eaters
Aw fuck man. I got a bunch of Angron feels after reading through Betrayer. I don't think any MG would want to be around them at all. If we're going by the pre-chaos legion, nothing would change for them.
It sucks because Angron deserves better. He was the only Primarch justified for rebelling beyond daddy issues. He'd still die if the HH didn't happen because of the Butchers Nails. Fixing him was beyond even the Emperor.
Angron is very much pic related.
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17e738 No.395387
>>395368
Angron is actually good to his waifus, he seems genuinely remorseful when his navigator dies after the ultramarines assault the conquerer. Also kharn and Lotara have quite a friendly relation ship probably as close to a human one as a world ester can get. Alsp great read Betrayer is easily my favorite book in the heresy. In terms of their waifu im going to say redcaps, their lust boils up instead of the butchers nails.
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57ee44 No.395388
>>394997
>Hornets
>>394998
>Why not living armor?
Because hornets dig holes :^)
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a185f9 No.395395
>>395387
That dosen't solve the issue of the Nails though, and I doubt anything will. Angron will still die somewhere along the line, but I doubt the World Eaters would suffer much for it. Khârn is already leader in all but name.
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90dbdc No.395396
>>395395
Dont worry big brother lorgar is here with his lilim waifu to help Angron grow old woth his redcap waifu.
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a185f9 No.395400
>>395396
Therein lay the next problem: Angry Ron dosen't want to be fixed. He's said it several times, usually with a death threat to anyone who would try tacked onto the end.
And seeing how he all but squat lifted a Warhound…
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dd8080 No.395401
>>395400
Who said we would ask him?
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a185f9 No.395403
>>395401
I mean… it'd be your funeral. Not that I think it shouldn't be at least tried, but he kicked the shit out of two Primarchs.
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a40c12 No.395413
>>395400
Angron's deal is that he wants to die. He resents the Emperor for denying him an honorable death fighting his oppressors with his fellow slaves on Nuceria. It's why he massacres the entire planet after hearing one of the nobles say that his reputation on world is as a coward who fled the battlefield. He even had the bodies of his slave comrades collected later and wears their skulls on his armor, Nice foreshadowing GW so no matter when or where he dies,he still dies among his people as he swore to all those years ago.
>>395401
Angron has fought Leman Russ to a standstill, granted Russ wasn't taking the fight seriously, he was there to tell Angron to knock it off with putting rusty electrodes in his son's brains, not kill him. But seeing as how Russ was the Emperor's go to for killing Primarchs (see Magnus and potentially Primarchs 2&11, not to mention he almost kills Horus but stops because he still thinks Horus can be saved.), that is quite a feat.
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83d4c1 No.395429
>>395395
A mindflayer might be able to at least be able to get it so he could get some sleep while still not removing them. I haven't read his books though, what do you more knowledgable Anons think?
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a185f9 No.395430
>>395429
Mind/psychic shit anywhere near guys with the Butchers Nails is a no-go. It'd definitely end with the poor mindflayer getting hurt or killed by the backlash.
In the novel, a WE librarian (they existed) got a nose bleed just from Angron entering the hangar he was in.
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179467 No.395431
You don't beat Angron by fighting him or controlling him or persuading him or anything like that. You don't beat him at all. His anger is part of who he is. You don't remove it, that would be like removing part of his soul. Instead you redirect the anger.
For some guys, a worst girl is best girl.
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9af386 No.395432
>>395431
Read >>395430
Psychic shit is a no-go. It'd either kill him, kill the spider loli, or make his situation worse.
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179467 No.395438
>>395432
She's not psychic. Her whole schtick is that she berates her husband until he hate fucks her. The lewd fun times and mixing of their spirit energy calms them both down for a bit in a post coital bliss, but it isn't long before she returns to her original state and the cycle repeats. There's a bit about venom in there, but I doubt you'd need hate fuck venom to get Angron mad enough to violate someone. I'm sure the insults would suffice.
All that would really change is that instead of constantly brutally violating random people with his weapon he'd constantly brutally violate his wife with his "weapon".
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a185f9 No.395443
>>395438
That'd work if his anger was at all natural.
See, my theory is that the Butchers Nails give the person who has them the Pavlov treatment. They reward violence with serotonin, and punish anything else with migranes. he can't "hate fuck" because that would imply he would get some sort of pleasure out of it that dosen't come from tearing people in half. At best it won't work, at worst it'd make him bluescreen.
Tl;dr, Pavlov is a bitch.
Why psychic shit can't work with them is beyond me. I assume it has something to do with the machines being too sensitive to emotions and the warp being a literal sea of emotion. Two don't mix. Similarly, a foreign mind filled with said incompatible emotions causes a similar thing to happen but with a backlash to the psychic.
Tl;dr, psychic shit short-circuits the Nails.
Also
>Venom
>Effecting a Primarch
Lolno. It took some top-shelf super Slaaneshi daemon poison to take down Robute. That shit wouldn't work on Primarchs.
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98563e No.395494
>>395443
One his wife incubizes him it will be simlear to him becoming a demon, but he'll be more horny than angry, and less red.
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a185f9 No.395899
>>394989
Succubi. Standard succubi. Why? Because while they are acknowledged, they aren't appreciated. Succubi could probably be considered as vanilla as we can get here. Demons are better succubi than succubi.
Acknowledged but ultimately passed over. Just like the Iron Warriors.
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83d4c1 No.395989
>>394874
Tucker's Kobolds, then
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83d4c1 No.395991
>>395989
*for Imperial Fisters' waifus, since they can entrench, polite sage for misclicking before finishing earlier post
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17dd76 No.396555
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275d2f No.396571
>>396555
Hell yeah.
Question for the board. Do space marines count as human? I think no considering they forsake their humanity to serve the Emperor and the Imperium. The process completely alters their biology. I think they are no longer human, personally.
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a185f9 No.396636
>>396571
They are human. They are a bit different, but not outright non-human. They, however, forsake what makes them metaphysically human (emotions and such).
Physically, yes. Mentally, no.
No, Space Marines won't monsterize, you sick degenerate.
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8d6d54 No.396639
>>396636
>he doesn’t want female space marines
My Sanctified Gaydar is picking up unprecedented warp signals.
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0fe4a1 No.396642
>>396636
This would still leave some of them open to alping, mind you.
So if a space marine counts spirit-wise as a human man, then no doubt they can incubize, right?
Also, what would be your stance on chaos space marines-turned demon princes? Does literally rejecting their humanity on a biological and metaphysical level to become a warp creature make them inhuman enough to be open to monsterization?
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275d2f No.396654
>>396636
By your logic they would monsterize. Monsterization is more sliritual less physical. Therefore by forsaking their human spirit they would count as monsters. No need for alping and such. Imagine female space marine mammano's.
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a185f9 No.396660
>>396642
>This would still leave some of them open to alping
Alping only happens when a dude is gay and wants to be a grill. So Dark Angels.
>Also, what would be your stance on chaos space marines-turned demon princes? Does literally rejecting their humanity on a biological and metaphysical level to become a warp creature make them inhuman enough to be open to monsterization?
Don't think daemon princes or daemons in general can monsterize at all. Not to sound like Carnac, but daemons are splinters and fragments of the gods they came from. You can't monsterize a daemon without monsterizeing the god first.
>>396654
>By your logic they would monsterize. Monsterization is more sliritual less physical. Therefore by forsaking their human spirit they would count as monsters
By that logic, so would emotional atomatons like Kriegers. What makes Astarties so emotionally dead is the literal brainwashing they go through near constantly.
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275d2f No.396701
>>396660
I was more referring to the spiritual and mental alterations not the brainwashing. Just like adeptus mechanicus and skitarii elements would likely monsterize as they alter their minds heavily with technology to the point they are effectively inhuman. Kriegers are cultists they are still human. Space marines think more quickly than a human thus their minds have been altered as well. However, I see your point. It is a subject that requires a deeper understanding of monsterization to decide either way.
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275d2f No.396702
Another question for the board. Would abhumans monsterize?
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bbbc24 No.396709
>>396702
We already have Emperor-approved cat girls, so yeah.
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8d6d54 No.396711
>>396702
I’m unsure of that one. Some of them like ratlings are basically just short humans, but others like ogryns are borderline monsterboy tier. I think it depends on how much the abhuman has diverged from humanity.
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464bd0 No.396715
>>394311
MG Nurgle would change little I think. Nurglites are already perpetually happy and focused on spreading and creating beautiful* life, with Papa Nurgle being an almost impossible to anger dude who can have his greatest work ruined and not even care about it because he got a new son instead who's eternally depressed about the fact, which sucks when you're an immortal daemon.
So I'd argue that other than the spreading part of spreading live somewhat changing and, Grandma Nurgle would be much the same old. I also want a picture of Grandma Nurgle now.
Alternatively, see pic two about nurgle lasses.
*subjective
However: Orkz
Why is no one talking about hordes of orkz so horny they start a WAARGH!?
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a185f9 No.396732
>>396701
>Just like adeptus mechanicus and skitarii elements would likely monsterize
No! I want a Skitarii and Automaton paring.
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8d6d54 No.396791
>>396732
>I want a Skitarii and Automaton paring.
You do realize why that doesn’t work right?
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a185f9 No.396858
>>396791
It works where it matters. On my pastebin smut account.
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39feb5 No.396878
The God Emperor of MANkind, says to burn the thot, kill the cuck, and purge the nonhuman.
Safe to say, in this MGified setting, the Emperor, while maybe being the Empress now, would oppose these new gods of sex n' such, and he/she would likely support vanilla human + human sexing instead of human + demon sexing. Right?
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56f2c4 No.396887
>>394054
i feel this is related
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3a87eb No.396889
>>396878
>first pic
Shouldn't 40k Terra look like its inches away from death since nature has been fucked to hell and back to the point that the seas burned up and trees don't grow there anymore?
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7babcd No.396891
File: bc0000bcb524331⋯.png (Spoiler Image,436.15 KB,1000x887,1000:887,See how these clever monst….png)
BREAKING NEWS: Startling reports indicate that local Automatons have managed to find husbands in the Imperium of Man despite ongoing ban on "Abominable Intelligence," using ingenious new body modification
++Thought for the day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.++
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56f2c4 No.396893
>>394153
I would imagine shogs would be very abundant on hive cities along with devil bugs and bubble slimes
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fc3d46 No.396895
>>396891
The exact rule is "Soulless intelligences are the bane of man" or something along those lines. And since souls are quantifiable in 40k, they could be accepted.
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a185f9 No.396926
+++BEGIN LOG 0001+++
>Blessed be the Skitarii, for they are the sword of the Machine God<
+++Time last connected to Noosphere: 2 hours 26 minutes 27 seconds++
>The Machine God knows all, comprehends all<
Begin log.
This is the data-log of Alpha Bol-43 Styrn. I have been selected by Magos Explorator Lucian Vvorn to descend into the cave system of the planet designated 37-12.
The minerals that make up the crust of the planet contain a higher than average amount of lead, as such standard Broad-Spectrum Data-Tethers are unable to connect. Therefore, I was ordered to keep a log of my journey. As it was asked, so it shall be.
So far my decent onto the cave system has been without delay, due in part to the seemly artificially clear tunnels and lack of resistance. Though both were expected.
Log will be updated upon notable events.
End log.
+++END LOG 0001+++
>Thought for the day: Revere the Machine Spirit, for with it one is never truely alone.<
Testing the waters. Skittles and AdMech happen to be a specialty of mine.
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0fe4a1 No.396928
>>396891
>that thought for the day
But a fortress has to open its gates in order to receive supplies and reinforcements when it is safe.
Thus a mind must periodically open to receive the guidance it will need to guard against demonic seduction.
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464bd0 No.397006
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a3c255 No.397176
>>393957
Sex is for procreating.
heretic
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47959e No.397182
>>396887
I wish the fucker would UPDATE THAT SHIT.
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deb501 No.397183
>>397176
Yes, well, what are you gonna do? I get called shit just for bringing up the Tau. I like their mech designs, apparently that's not good enough of a reason to anybody playing 40k. No, no, I must be a communist for liking them. Fuck off.
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ecf233 No.397184
>>397183
>Yes, well, what are you gonna do? I get called shit just for bringing up the Tau. I like their mech designs, apparently that's not good enough of a reason to anybody playing 40k. No, no, I must be a communist for liking them. Fuck off.
No, we fuck with Tau fags because most are assholes who can't take a joke.
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deb501 No.397185
>>397184
And people who play marines are the worst hfy out there. Go get powerfisted, you homo.
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ecf233 No.397221
>>397185
Good thing I don't play marines, then.
>pic
Holy shit where the hell did you get that? Is that on a fucking kindle? What the hell?
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a7f76e No.397272
>>395400
>Therein lay the next problem: Angry Ron dosen't want to be fixed. He's said it several times, usually with a death threat to anyone who would try tacked onto the end.
I think daemonhood solved the nails, but being a daemon of Khrone probably enrages him anyway.
During his ascension, the psykers in his legion played tug of war with his soul with Lorgar, they obviously lost, but they probably realized that this was a bad idea
I hope someday he fights Big G again so so Guilliman can point out his hypocrisy. Probably all the while just serving as a distraction while the combined forces of the Minotaurs and Grey Knights shove his old nails into his head to permanently banish him. One nail for each of his legion's psykers whom he betrayed that tried to stop his ascension.
Obvious mg 40k ideas:
>Awkward big G and Yvraine interactions
>Inquisitor getting romanced by his daemonhostChaos undivided or bust filthy sleneshi whores
>Sexual aggressive Eversor
>Comfy Hrud wife.
>Sleepy Nicassar wife
>An entire Tyranid hivemind is obsessed with some part of your physicality and can't just dump you in a pool of bio acid to get it, so it resorts to other means.
>Rak'gol tries to gift a planetary governor a hog-poge battle barge she assembled from scratch as a seduction attempt.
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8c9442 No.397277
>>397221
It’s a jape, someone edited their gay 40k fan fiction into e-pubs of the Guilliman Primarch book. It had people on /tg/ fooled until someone actually went to a Games Workshop store and looked through a physical copy.
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ecf233 No.397279
>>397272
>Chaos undivided or bust filthy sleneshi whores
Aside from the Primarchs, there no daemons of Chaos Undivided. Furies have to take Marks now.
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b5cd3c No.397281
>>397183
whatever you say, commie
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6203c6 No.397292
>>397279
Isn't Be'lakor a deamon prince of chaos undivided though?
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68abba No.397299
If I was in charge of a group of mamonos and was given the unfortunate task of bringing the mamono into the universe of the 41st milenium this would be my plan.
The first thing I do to prepare for first contact is to come up with a story, ideally one involving the spirit of the God Emperor. This is pretty darn vital in the theocratic near distopia we are going to. If it holds water, the rest of the plan will go by near flawlessly. Next up rebrand some of the creatures I'm taking with me. Many of them have namesakes that my girls would not want to be confused with.
The next step is to find a non-contributing world of the imperium. Ideally the ship carrying the bad news to said planet. These people will be well and truly desperate and/or in a wee bit of a panic, however there will be plenty of libraries still standing containing almost exclusively vital information one might want to know if he or she wants to be a good little part of the imperium, Including how to do productive things and sound really good to people with no sense of timing who might show up a wee bit curious as to why a non-contributing world they have just flipped off now is being quite the productive little world and is somehow still loyal to said imperium who flipped them off. Also there will be more people, and therefore men, more stuff for the elementals and mages to work off of. Also the chaos gods will be unlikely to have siezed upon the same opportunity quite yet. Thus starting stage one
Once the imperium leaves the planet to it's own devices. Show up and give them the offer of the millienium. Let us in you will have more stuff, you will start to survive a little bit better and you may eventually be a part of the imperium once again. These people, from the eletes on down, would not really be in a position to refuse help. Worst case it doesn't work and we die anyway, a close next worse case exterminatus gives you a significantly less painful death. They could just call the imperium, and that has a small chance of opening a nasty can of worms. We'll Ignore that for the sake of the scenario.
Once enough marriges happen the magic can be used to build an agricultural system. These girls came from a midevil society much of the magic would involve the growing and cultivation of plants. Now this will continue for some time, hopefully a generation, but unfortunately one of two problems show up, either takes a passing glance at the world, then the database and wonder what's going on, or Slanesh feels a lot of power, albeit of an odd kind coming from what's supposed to be a desolate rock and wonder what is going on.
I'll continue this later. Any thoughts?
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c559b1 No.397326
>>397299
Keep going friend.
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ecf233 No.397333
>>397299
>or Slaanesh feels a lot of power, albeit of an odd kind coming from what's supposed to be a desolate rock and wonder what is going on.
It'd take a lot more than the vanilla shit that monster girls do to attract the gaze of Slaanesh. But once it happens, bad news bears for everyone involved. Whispers begin and everyone's fun times are ruined.
Just a disclaimer, Slaanesh isn't just sexsexsex. Slaanesh is indulgence, excess, perfection, pleasure, and passion. And all of those taken to the extreme. The Chaos Gods are emotions made manifest.
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68abba No.397341
>>397333
Good point, too bad I already wrote this part
>>397299
The Ordo malice was not in a position to believe the call. The prince of pleasure rarely ever showed up in a mass assault, ever, that's usually khorne, or nurgle's playbook. Secondly, there was the "fact" that the Lord of Excess was attacking a planet that was bled dry and declared non-contributing 40 years ago. Krieg was at greater risk of slaanesh than a world that should not even have life at this point. Still you Ignore chaos, and you start losing systems, so they sent a scouting force with enough people to at least hold the line in case they are telling the truth and enough of the correct people to dispell the rift in case the should-be dead actually identified the enemy correctly.
Upon arrival the scout team was in shock not only at the purple rift, but the planet it was almost surrounding. There was a lot of grass, green and general vegetation. If not for the charts and navigation systems screaming that this was the place they wouldn't believe it. Even stranger was the scene on the ground what are clearly supposed to be the demons and chaos marines were being pushed back by the equivalents of emperor-approved catgirls. Some based on cows, some pigs, others a combination of things. One looked kinda like a snotling, however the fact the she looked like a nice piece of feminine ass and is using the full auto setting of a dead chaos marine's boltgun like it was a child's toy kinda ruled out the snotling theory. What a combination of a dog Girl and the fabled leigon of the damned did to one noise marine reminded the Inquisitor of the ancient Terran legend of "Kal-el." Also of note, they looked not like anything of a militia or a police force, but local farmers. By the emperor, the only real weapons they had were captured off the slaanesh marines all the scout team had to do was take out the snipers and get the portal shut.
After the fight (and a slightly vegetarian victory feast) there was a bit of a question as to what to do next. These "mamono" wanted to pay tithes and join the Imperium. The Inquisitors wanted to check every nook and cranny of these girls to make damn sure that this isn't chaos mutation. Their heroism earning them some benifit of the doubt. A check upon every single girl proved that their inhuman characteristics were completely inconsistent with warp mutations. Their relatons with the male inhabitants were rather concerning, but until the Ordo Xeno makes a judgement upon their humanity, the only heresy the inquiry could report was one of his underlings eating pizza with a knife and fork.
Any thoughts?
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68abba No.397343
>>397341
I forgot the human women slaanesh Worshipers who opened the portal to get the place exterminatus'd
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ecf233 No.397344
>>397341
>Any thoughts?
Pretty OOC as Inquisitiors go. But it's your story.
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ecf233 No.397485
>no mention of the canon daemon relationship
Shame. See, Syll (the herald) took a fancy to this mortal gladiator (Esske). The other daemons of Slaanesh miles her for it, but she followed through. Eventually the dude became a daemon prince, but was dismissed because he was just another mortal. So the two sought eachother out and formed a pact to work together fucking up the daemons that fucked with them. Making Syll'Esske. Probably the closest thing to marriage in daemon terms.
Tl;dr, A daemon prince and his herald waifu go around killing people together.
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226ef0 No.397494
>>397333
Slaanesh always seemed like the least appealing chaos god to me, even nurgle looks good in comparison
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68abba No.397596
Part 1:
Part 2:
Now, the Ordo Xeno was a little nervous. Sure these creatures are quite friendly to humans and are very much willing to join the imperium. If the all too flattering report by the other Inquisitor is to be believed, they can treat corrupted space marines like paper mace. There was also the fact that they successfully terraformed a desolate rock in no more than 37 years. Having to potentially deal with the backlash of the Inquisitor declaring them aliens (and thus codemning both them and their husbands to death) was not his concern. It was the fact that he was the third one to attempt the journey. The first two ran into "accidents" one involving orks, the other a particularly irritable set of the arrogant eldar pricks. Judging by the hopefully abhumans have had a hushed impatient tone in the last communication, they don't sound like they are aware of the incidents, much less causing them. Nevertheless the Inquisitor and a large amount of adeptus astrates made it onto the planet kenkou in order to study the mamono and determine if they are worthy abhumans or well disguised xenos.
The overwhelming confidence these people had were well founded. The genetic anomalies were stable enough to be considered abhumans. The picture was not quite as rosy as the Ordo malice Inquisitor had suggested. Sure the farmers were every bit as overpowering as the other Inquisitor had said, but that was because they were married. You see a single mamono is merely as strong as a space marine, on average. Upon getting a human husband their strength and endurance increases dramatically as they, well, attempt to summon the stork. It appears they are wide variety of succubi with a safety lock. [I don't need to spell out MGE for you guys, so I'm going to skip to the new stuff]. One of the more interesting abilities of these girls is that they might be able to sense chaos Worshipers. Apparently the entire slaanesh cult had a purple flaming glow to them, this is new to those from the aforementioned nuniverse where they came from with several other observed colors being gold, red, green, and blue. The norm they are used to is a pale white, again it's stronger on men than women, no idea why. Upon "marring" the males with the odd colors, with the exception of gold, are replaced with the normal white aura. If we, and they, can understand what those new auras mean, the imperium could significantly hider the warp's ability to spawn chaos incisions if not prevent them outright. Another problem is the birth ratio.
Unlike many female-only abhumans, they can produce boys, and fully human boys at that. But at a ratio of three girls for one boy. So if they pay tithes in manpower, those girls are going to be sent out with a strong desire to forcibly bed any male guardsmen, while the raw increase in the women's power might be worth the friction, if that guardsman dies. There might be problems. Problems like not moving on to another target after the first one is not only a chunkless soup, but mostly evaporated. Leaving the mamono guard quite open to attack.
Unsurprisingly, the various groups had reservations, but the grinder could always use more meat and thus planet kenkou was reintegrated as a contributing member of the imperium of man. The girls were going to be studied with some integrated into the adepta sororitas, some female imperial guard regements are to train the mamono and most importantly for the "monstergirls" as they sometimes call themselves they can travel to other planets. Three groups of mamono went to there world's on tourist trips two discovered a new black aura around some people and soon the touring husband hunters on planets unicorus and kalash discovered what they ment when the tyranids arrived.
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68abba No.397597
>>397596
Sorry about not linking the first parts
>>397341 part 1
>>397299 part 2
Any thoughts?
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ecf233 No.397721
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d77e82 No.398184
>>397721
She only got one boob, though. Can I get this but with a normal mamono?
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c86e81 No.398226
>>397494
GW haven’t really fleshed out Slaanesh as much as the other gods. Because GW is incapable of playing up the excess aspect of Slaanesh without defaulting to sexuality. I thought maybe the Horus Heresy would give fascinating insight into Slaanesh through the fall of the Emperor’s Children. But instead, Fulgrim picked up a sword and it made him evil.
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b52405 No.398999
>>398226
>I thought maybe the Horus Heresy would give fascinating insight into Slaanesh through the fall of the Emperor’s Children. But instead, Fulgrim picked up a sword and it made him evil.
This disappointed me too.
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950c5c No.399034
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db8a97 No.399060
>>398226
Well, the black library authors seem to glorify stuff that would be tied heavily to Slaanesh, so that makes sense. Plus, if you look into some of the shit that goes on in real life, you can see what a cult of Slaanesh would look like.
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17dd76 No.403058
I can feel the shadow in the warp overtaking me
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2927ef No.403066
>>403058
Fuck baldies.
Are those Genestealer cultists or mutilated Eldar using captured Tau vehicles?
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824778 No.403067
>>403066
Genestealer Cultists, look at the ridges.
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2927ef No.403069
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8d6d54 No.403070
>>403058
Might as well link to this thing I wrote while it's still in the catalog
>>356689
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2afc3b No.403338
>>396639
I don't have a problem with female space marines
I have a problem with the faggots who insist there must be canon female everything.
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