/monster/ - The Last Bastion of Romance

>>396660

I was more referring to the spiritual and mental alterations not the brainwashing. Just like adeptus mechanicus and skitarii elements would likely monsterize as they alter their minds heavily with technology to the point they are effectively inhuman. Kriegers are cultists they are still human. Space marines think more quickly than a human thus their minds have been altered as well. However, I see your point. It is a subject that requires a deeper understanding of monsterization to decide either way.

Another question for the board. Would abhumans monsterize?

>>396702

We already have Emperor-approved cat girls, so yeah.

>>396702

I’m unsure of that one. Some of them like ratlings are basically just short humans, but others like ogryns are borderline monsterboy tier. I think it depends on how much the abhuman has diverged from humanity.

>>396701

>Just like adeptus mechanicus and skitarii elements would likely monsterize

No! I want a Skitarii and Automaton paring.

>>396791

It works where it matters. On my pastebin smut account.

>>396878

>first pic

Shouldn't 40k Terra look like its inches away from death since nature has been fucked to hell and back to the point that the seas burned up and trees don't grow there anymore?

>>394153

I would imagine shogs would be very abundant on hive cities along with devil bugs and bubble slimes

>>396891

The exact rule is "Soulless intelligences are the bane of man" or something along those lines. And since souls are quantifiable in 40k, they could be accepted.

>>396891

>that thought for the day

But a fortress has to open its gates in order to receive supplies and reinforcements when it is safe.

Thus a mind must periodically open to receive the guidance it will need to guard against demonic seduction.

>>393957

Sex is for procreating.

heretic

>>396887

I wish the fucker would UPDATE THAT SHIT.

>>397176

Yes, well, what are you gonna do? I get called shit just for bringing up the Tau. I like their mech designs, apparently that's not good enough of a reason to anybody playing 40k. No, no, I must be a communist for liking them. Fuck off.

>>397185

Good thing I don't play marines, then.

>pic

Holy shit where the hell did you get that? Is that on a fucking kindle? What the hell?

>>395400

>Therein lay the next problem: Angry Ron dosen't want to be fixed. He's said it several times, usually with a death threat to anyone who would try tacked onto the end.

I think daemonhood solved the nails, but being a daemon of Khrone probably enrages him anyway.

During his ascension, the psykers in his legion played tug of war with his soul with Lorgar, they obviously lost, but they probably realized that this was a bad idea

I hope someday he fights Big G again so so Guilliman can point out his hypocrisy. Probably all the while just serving as a distraction while the combined forces of the Minotaurs and Grey Knights shove his old nails into his head to permanently banish him. One nail for each of his legion's psykers whom he betrayed that tried to stop his ascension.

Obvious mg 40k ideas:

>Awkward big G and Yvraine interactions

>Inquisitor getting romanced by his daemonhostChaos undivided or bust filthy sleneshi whores

>Sexual aggressive Eversor

>Comfy Hrud wife.

>Sleepy Nicassar wife

>An entire Tyranid hivemind is obsessed with some part of your physicality and can't just dump you in a pool of bio acid to get it, so it resorts to other means.

>Rak'gol tries to gift a planetary governor a hog-poge battle barge she assembled from scratch as a seduction attempt.

>>397221

It’s a jape, someone edited their gay 40k fan fiction into e-pubs of the Guilliman Primarch book. It had people on /tg/ fooled until someone actually went to a Games Workshop store and looked through a physical copy.

>>397272

>Chaos undivided or bust filthy sleneshi whores

Aside from the Primarchs, there no daemons of Chaos Undivided. Furies have to take Marks now.

>>397183

whatever you say, commie

>>397279

Isn't Be'lakor a deamon prince of chaos undivided though?

If I was in charge of a group of mamonos and was given the unfortunate task of bringing the mamono into the universe of the 41st milenium this would be my plan.

The first thing I do to prepare for first contact is to come up with a story, ideally one involving the spirit of the God Emperor. This is pretty darn vital in the theocratic near distopia we are going to. If it holds water, the rest of the plan will go by near flawlessly. Next up rebrand some of the creatures I'm taking with me. Many of them have namesakes that my girls would not want to be confused with.

The next step is to find a non-contributing world of the imperium. Ideally the ship carrying the bad news to said planet. These people will be well and truly desperate and/or in a wee bit of a panic, however there will be plenty of libraries still standing containing almost exclusively vital information one might want to know if he or she wants to be a good little part of the imperium, Including how to do productive things and sound really good to people with no sense of timing who might show up a wee bit curious as to why a non-contributing world they have just flipped off now is being quite the productive little world and is somehow still loyal to said imperium who flipped them off. Also there will be more people, and therefore men, more stuff for the elementals and mages to work off of. Also the chaos gods will be unlikely to have siezed upon the same opportunity quite yet. Thus starting stage one

Once the imperium leaves the planet to it's own devices. Show up and give them the offer of the millienium. Let us in you will have more stuff, you will start to survive a little bit better and you may eventually be a part of the imperium once again. These people, from the eletes on down, would not really be in a position to refuse help. Worst case it doesn't work and we die anyway, a close next worse case exterminatus gives you a significantly less painful death. They could just call the imperium, and that has a small chance of opening a nasty can of worms. We'll Ignore that for the sake of the scenario.

Once enough marriges happen the magic can be used to build an agricultural system. These girls came from a midevil society much of the magic would involve the growing and cultivation of plants. Now this will continue for some time, hopefully a generation, but unfortunately one of two problems show up, either takes a passing glance at the world, then the database and wonder what's going on, or Slanesh feels a lot of power, albeit of an odd kind coming from what's supposed to be a desolate rock and wonder what is going on.

I'll continue this later. Any thoughts?

>>397299

Keep going friend.

>>397299

>or Slaanesh feels a lot of power, albeit of an odd kind coming from what's supposed to be a desolate rock and wonder what is going on.

It'd take a lot more than the vanilla shit that monster girls do to attract the gaze of Slaanesh. But once it happens, bad news bears for everyone involved. Whispers begin and everyone's fun times are ruined.

Just a disclaimer, Slaanesh isn't just sexsexsex. Slaanesh is indulgence, excess, perfection, pleasure, and passion. And all of those taken to the extreme. The Chaos Gods are emotions made manifest.

>>397333

Good point, too bad I already wrote this part

>>397299

The Ordo malice was not in a position to believe the call. The prince of pleasure rarely ever showed up in a mass assault, ever, that's usually khorne, or nurgle's playbook. Secondly, there was the "fact" that the Lord of Excess was attacking a planet that was bled dry and declared non-contributing 40 years ago. Krieg was at greater risk of slaanesh than a world that should not even have life at this point. Still you Ignore chaos, and you start losing systems, so they sent a scouting force with enough people to at least hold the line in case they are telling the truth and enough of the correct people to dispell the rift in case the should-be dead actually identified the enemy correctly.

Upon arrival the scout team was in shock not only at the purple rift, but the planet it was almost surrounding. There was a lot of grass, green and general vegetation. If not for the charts and navigation systems screaming that this was the place they wouldn't believe it. Even stranger was the scene on the ground what are clearly supposed to be the demons and chaos marines were being pushed back by the equivalents of emperor-approved catgirls. Some based on cows, some pigs, others a combination of things. One looked kinda like a snotling, however the fact the she looked like a nice piece of feminine ass and is using the full auto setting of a dead chaos marine's boltgun like it was a child's toy kinda ruled out the snotling theory. What a combination of a dog Girl and the fabled leigon of the damned did to one noise marine reminded the Inquisitor of the ancient Terran legend of "Kal-el." Also of note, they looked not like anything of a militia or a police force, but local farmers. By the emperor, the only real weapons they had were captured off the slaanesh marines all the scout team had to do was take out the snipers and get the portal shut.

After the fight (and a slightly vegetarian victory feast) there was a bit of a question as to what to do next. These "mamono" wanted to pay tithes and join the Imperium. The Inquisitors wanted to check every nook and cranny of these girls to make damn sure that this isn't chaos mutation. Their heroism earning them some benifit of the doubt. A check upon every single girl proved that their inhuman characteristics were completely inconsistent with warp mutations. Their relatons with the male inhabitants were rather concerning, but until the Ordo Xeno makes a judgement upon their humanity, the only heresy the inquiry could report was one of his underlings eating pizza with a knife and fork.

Any thoughts?

>>397341

I forgot the human women slaanesh Worshipers who opened the portal to get the place exterminatus'd

>>397341

>Any thoughts?

Pretty OOC as Inquisitiors go. But it's your story.

>>397333

Slaanesh always seemed like the least appealing chaos god to me, even nurgle looks good in comparison

Part 1:

Part 2:

Now, the Ordo Xeno was a little nervous. Sure these creatures are quite friendly to humans and are very much willing to join the imperium. If the all too flattering report by the other Inquisitor is to be believed, they can treat corrupted space marines like paper mace. There was also the fact that they successfully terraformed a desolate rock in no more than 37 years. Having to potentially deal with the backlash of the Inquisitor declaring them aliens (and thus codemning both them and their husbands to death) was not his concern. It was the fact that he was the third one to attempt the journey. The first two ran into "accidents" one involving orks, the other a particularly irritable set of the arrogant eldar pricks. Judging by the hopefully abhumans have had a hushed impatient tone in the last communication, they don't sound like they are aware of the incidents, much less causing them. Nevertheless the Inquisitor and a large amount of adeptus astrates made it onto the planet kenkou in order to study the mamono and determine if they are worthy abhumans or well disguised xenos.

The overwhelming confidence these people had were well founded. The genetic anomalies were stable enough to be considered abhumans. The picture was not quite as rosy as the Ordo malice Inquisitor had suggested. Sure the farmers were every bit as overpowering as the other Inquisitor had said, but that was because they were married. You see a single mamono is merely as strong as a space marine, on average. Upon getting a human husband their strength and endurance increases dramatically as they, well, attempt to summon the stork. It appears they are wide variety of succubi with a safety lock. [I don't need to spell out MGE for you guys, so I'm going to skip to the new stuff]. One of the more interesting abilities of these girls is that they might be able to sense chaos Worshipers. Apparently the entire slaanesh cult had a purple flaming glow to them, this is new to those from the aforementioned nuniverse where they came from with several other observed colors being gold, red, green, and blue. The norm they are used to is a pale white, again it's stronger on men than women, no idea why. Upon "marring" the males with the odd colors, with the exception of gold, are replaced with the normal white aura. If we, and they, can understand what those new auras mean, the imperium could significantly hider the warp's ability to spawn chaos incisions if not prevent them outright. Another problem is the birth ratio.

Unlike many female-only abhumans, they can produce boys, and fully human boys at that. But at a ratio of three girls for one boy. So if they pay tithes in manpower, those girls are going to be sent out with a strong desire to forcibly bed any male guardsmen, while the raw increase in the women's power might be worth the friction, if that guardsman dies. There might be problems. Problems like not moving on to another target after the first one is not only a chunkless soup, but mostly evaporated. Leaving the mamono guard quite open to attack.

Unsurprisingly, the various groups had reservations, but the grinder could always use more meat and thus planet kenkou was reintegrated as a contributing member of the imperium of man. The girls were going to be studied with some integrated into the adepta sororitas, some female imperial guard regements are to train the mamono and most importantly for the "monstergirls" as they sometimes call themselves they can travel to other planets. Three groups of mamono went to there world's on tourist trips two discovered a new black aura around some people and soon the touring husband hunters on planets unicorus and kalash discovered what they ment when the tyranids arrived.

>>397596

Sorry about not linking the first parts

>>397341 part 1

>>397299 part 2

Any thoughts?

>>397721

She only got one boob, though. Can I get this but with a normal mamono?

>>397494

GW haven’t really fleshed out Slaanesh as much as the other gods. Because GW is incapable of playing up the excess aspect of Slaanesh without defaulting to sexuality. I thought maybe the Horus Heresy would give fascinating insight into Slaanesh through the fall of the Emperor’s Children. But instead, Fulgrim picked up a sword and it made him evil.

>>398226

>I thought maybe the Horus Heresy would give fascinating insight into Slaanesh through the fall of the Emperor’s Children. But instead, Fulgrim picked up a sword and it made him evil.

This disappointed me too.

>>398184

>She

>>398226

Well, the black library authors seem to glorify stuff that would be tied heavily to Slaanesh, so that makes sense. Plus, if you look into some of the shit that goes on in real life, you can see what a cult of Slaanesh would look like.

>>403058

Fuck baldies.

Are those Genestealer cultists or mutilated Eldar using captured Tau vehicles?

>>403066

Genestealer Cultists, look at the ridges.

>>403067

Ah, ears too

>>396639

I don't have a problem with female space marines

I have a problem with the faggots who insist there must be canon female everything.