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4ee00e No.378027 [Last50 Posts]

Post and discuss monster girls during the holiday season.

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c5a3c0 No.378030

File: 05672d21fac4885⋯.jpg (283.13 KB,816x1212,68:101,dryad.jpg)

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a21946 No.378031

File: 0799b31e0bd41c3⋯.png (179.63 KB,800x600,4:3,78F8BFC7-1784-4923-B3CC-C3….png)

I need help. My daughteru loved the Sears Christmas catalog I got her last year but I need other gift ideas.

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92c52a No.378032

>>378031

Get her a mini stove so she can cook parallel with her mother. That's some wholesome bonding time while passing on the family tradition.

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b07bc7 No.378034

>>378032

That wouldn´t work, she is the stove. Get her a big sack of flour and a baking cookbook.

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e2974f No.378037

>tfw no monster girl waifu to cover herself in lacy ribbons and a bow and offer herself as the present

Also, how terrible would it be to bully unmarried older monster girls with fruitcake?

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a21946 No.378038

>>378037

Godawful. No one likes fruitcake.

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7d2080 No.378042

>>378034

That wouldn't work, she is the flour and the cookbook. Get her some new recipes.

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7ac8aa No.378043

>>378042

What's the point in having a recipe if she doesn't have a place to use it?

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7d2080 No.378044

File: 11da8f5bff5edf3⋯.png (1.47 MB,1080x894,180:149,ClipboardImage.png)

>>378043

She is is the place.

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b07bc7 No.378045

>>378044

Just as an addendum, apparently KC Shoggoths are weak to fire, but you don´t need fire to make a stove, you only need to increase temperature, so I guess all they need to be is eldritch microwaves.

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7ac8aa No.378047

>>378044

It would feel weird if the shog momma and shog daughter where simultaneously the kitchen. But it's a good point it must be quote difficult to get a gift for a shog. Besides a younger sibling.

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8f9263 No.378062

>Christmas shit gets put out for sale in fucking October IRL

>and now a Christmas thread a full fucking month before it's Christmas

I will never, for the life of me, understand this shit. I fucking hate this retarded meme.

WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT TWO OR THREE FUCKING WEEKS BEFORE YOU DO THIS SHIT? EVERY HOLIDAY HAS ITS TIME, AND CHRISTMAS HAS ITS TIME IN FUCKING DECEMBER. D-E-C-E-M-B-E-R. NOT FUCKING NOVEMBER YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

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6ce4cc No.378071

>>378062

Merry Christmas!

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8f9263 No.378074

>>378071

Look at the fucking calendar. Does it say December?

NO IT DON'T.

SO QUIT FUCKING CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOVEMBER.

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e511d0 No.378077

>>378074

Come on where's your Yuletide cheer?

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8f9263 No.378078

>>378077

IT'S RESERVED FOR DECEMBER, WHERE IT FUCKING BELONGS

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e511d0 No.378079

>>378078

you forgot your ba humbug there friend.

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86d218 No.378081

>>378077

Can’t have any Yuletide cheer when it isn’t Yuletide friendo

It’s post-thanksgiving now though, so I’m inclined to be more lenient on early Christmas shenanigans.

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8f9263 No.378083

>>378079

YOU NIGGER, I LIKE CHRISTMAS. I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN A NICE CHRISTMAS SPENT WITH THE WAIFU AND FAMILY. BUT IT ISN'T THE YULETIDE SEASON.

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e511d0 No.378084

>>378083

certainly not with that attitude my good sir.

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81991b No.378085

Guys, I need help. My daughter is growing older and has been asking for more "sexy" clothing for when she gets a boyfriend. Now, she gave me and the wife a list for a special ensemble, but there is one huge problem: she wants sexy stockings.

She is an ushi-oni. We're at a complete loss over how the hell we are going to get stockings tough enough for her.

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e511d0 No.378086

>>378085

it's hard to hear this as a father. But those are not meant to be worn long enough for the durability to matter. If you want to get her something that's tough is a reinforced bed frame.

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1866e3 No.378087

File: 185644c78ee309d⋯.png (1.1 MB,568x1589,568:1589,fuckoff.png)

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e2974f No.378089

>>378085

Just get some kevlar stockings. Kevlar is sexy, right?

While you're at it, get her a plate carrier, a gas mask, an AK, and a custom patch saying that she's daddy's precious little bundle of joy.

Teach her the joys of /k/hristmas.

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c5a3c0 No.378091

File: 6113a8fcb5a53a8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,222.68 KB,1106x1500,553:750,819-PSlCbJL._SL1500_.jpg)

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5b0be6 No.378093

>>378031

If you get a shagoth a gift they will probably be confused by it, not understand why their master is giving his tool a gift and probably just eat it

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159477 No.378097

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159477 No.378098

>>378062

>>378074

>>378078

>>378083

It's after Thanksgiving.

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cb4399 No.378104

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a21946 No.378106

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>>378093

I’m her dad not her master you sick bastard.

>>378085

Try to strike a deal with an arachne for high strength and quality made clothing. Otherwise if you’re on a budget get a pair of large ones just for her pedipalps and tell her to be delicate with them.

>>378097

>>>/reddit/

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306a83 No.378108

>>378085

>>378106

Wait, if arachne silk is necessary, why can't your ushi-wife just use her own silk?

>>378097

Back to facebook with you, faggot.

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a21946 No.378110

>>378108

I don’t imagine ushi-oni being particularly dexterous.

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306a83 No.378111

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>>378110

I don't know, they learn how to cook, I'm sure they could learn how to sew.

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a21946 No.378112

>>378111

Sewing strikes me as a much more precise task, which becomes especially more difficult with BIG MEATY CLAWS. Unless Anon learns to do it instead, but with only a month to learn this skill he’s better off going to an arachne tailor.

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b07bc7 No.378113

>>378104

It´s close enough for holiday anxiety and depression to start kicking in.

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81991b No.378115

>>378108

Ushi silk is like rope. Tough, but not especially suitable for clothing.

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da6659 No.378124

>>378027

How did the elf manage to get tied up like that? Did she tie herself up? Did her husband tie her up and leave her overnight so he could pretend to be surprised in the morning? Did she call a friend over to help her prepare?

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c962b3 No.378127

>>378124

According the image series by Fegu, the artist, Santa's little helpers tied her up, put her in the sled, and Santa left her in anon's home. Wheter she was bred or kidnapped, it's really fucking dark either way. I try to not think too much about it when fapping.

Feel free to imagine something lighter.

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a21946 No.378128

>>378127

It’s not rape if it’s an elf. Besides, she doesn’t look that bothered about it.

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e3ca2b No.378129

>>378083

YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR.GRINCH

YOU REALLY ARE A HEEL

YOU'RE AS CUDDLY AS A CACTUS, YOU'RE AS CHARMING AS AN EEL, MR. GRINCH

YOU'RE A BAD BANANA WITH A GREASY BLACK PEEL!

YOU'RE A MONSTER, MR. GRINCH

YOUR HEART'S AN EMPTY HOLE

YOUR BRAIN IS FULL OF SPIDERS, YOU HAVE GARLIC IN YOUR SOUL, MR. GRINCH

I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF FOOT POLE!

YOU'RE A FOUL ONE, MR. GRINCH

YOU HAVE TERMITES IN YOUR SMILE

YOU HAVE ALL THE TENDER SWEETNESS OF A SEASICK CROCODILE, MR. GRINCH

GIVEN A CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU I'D TAKE THE SEASICK CROCODILE!

YOU'RE A VILE ONE, MR. GRINCH

YOU'RE A NASTY WASTY SKUNK

YOUR HEART IS FULL OF UNWASHED SOCKS, YOUR SOUL IS FULL OF GUNK, MR. GRINCH

THE THREE WORDS THAT BEST DESCRIBE YOU ARE AS FOLLOWS, AND I QUOTE

"STINK, STANK, STUNK"!

YOU'RE A ROTTER, MR. GRINCH

YOU'RE THE KING OF SINFUL SOTS

YOUR HEART'S A DEAD TOMATO SPLOTCHED WITH MOLDY PURPLE SPOTS, MR. GRINCH

YOUR SOUL IS AN APPALLING DUMP HEAP OVERFLOWING WITH THE MOST DISGRACEFUL

ASSORTMENT OF DEPLORABLE RUBBISH IMAGINABLE, MANGLED UP IN TANGLED UP KNOTS!

YOU NAUSEATE ME, MR. GRINCH

WITH A NAUSEOUS SUPER "NAUS"!

YOU'RE A CROOKED DIRTY JOCKEY AND YOU DRIVE A CROOKED HOSS, MR. GRINCH

YOU'RE A THREE DECKER SAUERKRAUT AND TOADSTOOL SANDWICH WITH ARSENIC SAUCE!

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c962b3 No.378130

File: feda0c731d42a0a⋯.jpg (519.89 KB,642x750,107:125,fuck.jpg)

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>>378128

That's a shit meme and you know it. Treat your elves nicely, or go hang yourselves.

Besides, in the same vein, does that mean it ain't rape if it's an anon? Don't answer that, I'm being retorical.

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7d2080 No.378131

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>>378130

>being this much of an uppity bitch just because the guy like won't pin you down and rape you

Calm down or I'll call the bong police over your knife ears.

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2ec34e No.378134

>>378129

While the Grinch literally did nothing wrong, I ain't a bah humbugger. Christmas is being celebrated and prepared for way too early. It's only acceptable once you reach December.

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cc3ebc No.378139

>>378130

< is it rape if it's an Anon

Where do you think we are?

> be enlightened lizard girl

> you respect mens' dignity and independence

> rape is wrong!

> so is your species' whole stupid romance by combat thing

> you have to earn a boy's love and respect his wishes when he says no

> no matter how horny you are

> or lonely

> or desperate

> you have to respect a man's wishes even if you just turned 25 this November and are starting to get terrified of dying alone

> volunteered to work right after Thanksgiving

> not like you have anyone to shop for

> already ordered Mom and Dad yet another set of matched weapons

> they're so inflexibly traditional

> office is pretty empty and there's not much to do

> could be an easy day if it weren't for Anon

> he's always so mean to you

> he sees the comfy Christmas sweater you're wearing in a pathetic attempt to be festive and scowls

> "WHY CAN'T YOU WAIT TWO OR THREE FUCKING WEEKS BEFORE YOU DO THIS SHIT?"

> "W-what?"

> "EVERY HOLIDAY HAS ITS TIME, AND CHRISTMAS HAS ITS TIME IN FUCKING DECEMBER. D-E-C-E-M-B-E-R. NOT FUCKING NOVEMBER YOU FUCKING JUMPED UP GECKO."

> Rhonda, the Ratatoskr from Sales, pipes in, "Merry Christmas Anon!"

> Anon smiles insincerely and glares at Rhonda, "Look at the fucking calendar. Does it say December?"

> he waits patiently, his smile gradually decaying into a grimace, and when Rhonda doesn't respond he screams, "NO IT DON'T!"

> Anon whirls around and points at your sweater, "SO QUIT FUCKING CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOVEMBER."

> Anon's mana is so enticing but no matter what you do he's always mad at you

> why don't guys like you?

> you're just trying to follow human customs

> you want to cry

> before you can stop yourself you sarcastically shoot back, "You forgot your 'Bah, Humbug' there Anon."

> you didn't want to snap at him

> the power differential between men and monsters means that you should always be patient and understanding

> the fact that you know your irritableness is at least partially related to your romantic frustration makes it even more immoral

> you try to calm down by repeating to yourself 'Men do not owe monsters love, Men do not owe monsters love, Men do not owe monsters love…'

> ignorant of your internal struggles Anon sneers at you, "YOU STUPID SCALIE, I LIKE CHRISTMAS. I WOULD LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN A NICE CHRISTMAS SPENT WITH A WAIFU AND FAMILY."

> he leans down, looks you right in the eyes, painfully jabs his finger into your collarbone, and snarls, "BUT. IT. ISN'T. THE. YULE. TIDE. SEASON."

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cc3ebc No.378140

>>378139

> you feel something deep inside you boil over when he lays his hand on you

> you're not sure if your body interpreted the hostile touch as an attack or if you're just having an emotional breakdown but before you know it your wooden sword is in your hand and Anon is on the floor with blood trickling down his forehead

> he gives you a very odd look and mutters something under his breath

> you think it was "finally" ?

> don't have time to think about it as his leg lashes out and sweeps your feet out from under you

> try to get up but something hits your solar plexus hard

> are those tonfa?!

> blindly swing your sword to clear some space, roll away, and kip up

> hear Rhonda screaming in panic and reflexively block a string of Anon's vicious blows

> operating on instincts and childhood training now

> never thought you'd be grateful that Mom and Dad were so traditional

> lose yourself in the fight

> Anon is pressing you harder than you thought a human could

> you're pretty out of practice and your desk job hasn't exactly kept you in fighting trim

> worst of all is how devious he is: a total streetfighter, nothing like the by the book duelists you trained against

> he'd be a challenge for you under the best of circumstances to be honest

> your sweater is in tatters and the two of you have demolished half a dozen cubicles by the time a Red and a Blue Oni from Security show up

> thank God, someone get this crazy monkey off me! you think

> wait, are they cheering the two of you on?!

> Anon uses your momentary distraction to bull rush you though a glass wall and over the break area's railing

> only a one story fall but you can feel the cumulative damage adding up

> have to end this soon

> fucking Blue Oni starts playing the OST from an action anime on her phone as Anon vaults the railing

> launch an all out attack the instant he lands

> not sure how long you trade blows but you hurt all over

> with a final burst of energy you throw Anon through a table

> he doesn't get up

> you sink to your knees, drained

> so totally fucked, you started the fight AND you were the one who introduced weapons into it

> look apprehensively at the Security Onis

> they're leering at you expectantly

> Ugh, whatever. Who knows what those buffoons want?

> try to arrange your wrecked sweater to protect your modesty and start limping towards the exit

> might as well head home and get cleaned up before they send someone by to arrest you for assault

> "That wasn't enough?"

> Anon is covered in bruises and small cuts and is clutching his arm in pain

> he stumbles, falls, then tries to get up but can't

> "Whatever. Who cares about a stupid cold blood anyway?"

> is he… crying?

> the two Oni are looking at you like you're a piece of garbage

> tentatively take a step toward Anon

> "Go away you dumb scale nigger! I don't need your pity!"

> kneel beside him

> "Stupid fucking lizard, celebrating Christmas in fucking November like a fucking nigger."

> despite his harsh words his eyes are wet and he can't meet your gaze

> "Fucking lizard niggers doing whatever they want. Like the fucking Danukikes selling fucking Christmas candy on fucking October 31st…"

> has he been trying to get you to fight him this whole time?

> Does he want you to rape him?!

> Anon's imprecations peter out as you awkwardly unzip his fly with your claws

> he looks away and closes his eyes but doesn't do anything to resist

> oh wow, does this mean he really does want it?!

> bite your lower lip as you see a penis in real life for the first time

> years of strict adherence to Gentlelady convictions are obliterated as your vagina turns into a faucet

> oblivious to Onis cheering and ushering onlookers away as you claim your prize

***

> "Mom, it's literally Thanksgiving night. Why do we have to put up all of the Christmas stuff now?"

> "Because it really pisses your father off."

> The young lizard girl was befuddled, "That's a reason not to do it!"

> The girl's mother just smirked and tousled her daughter's hair

> "You'll understand when you're older sweetie."

He has a point you know. Advent doesn't even start for another week yet you heathens.

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306a83 No.378141

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7d2080 No.378148

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853dfb No.378154

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>>378139

>>378140

Nice, now all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth knocked by a lizard girl.

As long as festivities are after Thanksgiving, who cares?

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86d218 No.378156

>>378139

>>378140

>Lizardman encounters the male equivalent to a Lizardman

Now I want other examples of men using mamono’s tactics on the respective mamono herself

>lawyer trying to trick a demon into a marriage contract

>Danuki encounters Dr. Shekelburg

>Oni being confused as heavily intoxicated man tries to force himself on her

>extremely young-looking manlet pretends to be a shota and tries to get a baphomet to be his onee-san

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10f26a No.378157

>>378156

I especially want to hear a story of that 4th scenario.

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853dfb No.378159

>>378157

You got it!

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bc738f No.378162

>>378129

Why hasn’t someone written a story of a mg grinch learning to like Christmas because of her boyfriend

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81991b No.378168

>>378156

>The man walks into the log cabin and locks his door, while you lick your lips at the thought of making him yours

>You'd met him online, and you learned that he is an avid outdoors-man, and he was excited to hear that you knew about a well maintained log cabin in the woods with plumbing

>Of course, that's because you own the cabin

>Ah, such a beautiful lake side view, so romantic

>The perfect place to carve out his spirit energy and make him yours

>The fool has no idea that his "friend" is actually an unmarried redcap

>Chuckling to yourself you pick out the extra set of keys you had been hiding

>You quietly sneak upstairs, and you hear the sound of running water

>Yes, the idea of doing it in the shower makes you drool

>He'll be too busy cleaning that cute body of his, he won't be prepared for your machete of demon metal

>Slowly, you step towards the shower, and place your hands on the curtain

>Quickly pulling the curtains aside, you stab at… nothing?

>He had just left the shower running?

>With a grunt of annoyance, you pull the curtains back, and prepare to find your new husband

>Then, you hear it

>Dun dundudun… dun dun dudun

>Bridal music?

>Does he know that you're hear?

>Well, that isn't going to stop you from finding him

>Of course the first spot you head to is origin of the wedding music

>You walk downstairs to see a laptop laying down on a table, and a large comfy chair facing away from you

>It's like he has been waiting for to take him

>"Oh, my dear husband, I didn't know you were such a romantic!"

>You walk forward, letting your knife audibly grind against the floor

>"You didn't have to go to such lengths, you know. But if you wanted to go the wedding route, I'd be very happy to play along."

>You reach the soft, plushy chair

>It should be soft enough for your machete to go all the way through

>"I hate having to go through vows though, we both already know how much we love each other. So, how about I skip the declaring us husband…"

>You stab into the chair, and feel resistance

>"And knife! Hahaha!"

>You run forward to see… not your husband

>It seems to be one of those anatomy dummies

>Behind you, you hear a door open and a revving noise

>Turning, you see the massive form of the man who was going to be your husband, his face obscured by a hockey mask, and a chainsaw in his hands

>You bolt to the back of the chair, and try to grab your machete, but it's stuck

>The man laughs maliciously as he walks towards you, the noise of the saw growing louder

>You barely manage to dodge as he swings down the saw where your hands were on the knife

>Screw this! You're getting out of here!

>Running to the front door, you grab the knob but quickly find that the door isn't willing to budge

>Seeing him lumber towards you, you decide to run but find that your hands are firmly stuck to the knob by some sticky substance

>He slowly moves forward, chuckling as he raises the saw

>You close your eyes, prepared for your demise

>As you feel the saw tear through you, you scream in pain

>Your life flashes before your eyes

>You think about your family

>The first time you asked your mother about her massive scissors

>How she told you that it's a special item that brought her and your father together

>You dreamed of the day you would break into your future hubbies house and take him for yourself

>Pretending to get a husband, you borrowed your mother's knife and chased the boys with it at the playground

>You tripped and stabbed yourself in the eye with it

>You were crying all day because you thought you were going to go blind, but your mother calmed you down

>She said that demon silver doesn't hurt anyone, it only makes you feel weak and numb

>Kind of like how you're feeling…

>Wait

>After the chainsaw stops, you can hear yourself think

>The house is painted with red demonic energy

>You can't move your head or limbs, but you manage to speak

>"I can't believe this. It wasn't supposed to go this way!"

>The man takes off his mask and grins at you

>"What, you were expecting to be the one to cut me up?"

>"Yes! I was supposed to stab you, then I was going to fuck your still body, then we were going to live happily together!"

>The man shrugs

>"Well, sorry, times change and I really didn't like the idea of getting stabbed."

>"B-but I wanted to be the one to get you!"

>"Well, if you want I could wait for the silver to wear off, but it could take some time"

>At first you were going to tell him that you were willing to wait, but you feel a pulsating in your loins, magnified by the silver

>You wanted to take him, but you really hate waiting, and you've been waiting for too long

>"Just take me already, it wasn't like I was going to ask your permission."

>He picks you up and carries you to the bedroom, humming the bridal march

>You crack a small smile as you hum with him

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6f08be No.378173

>>378156

An idea struck me like lightning

>the weather Sis prepared is perfect

>snow blowing in all directions; an unescabable white haze

>a cold-bringing wind at minus ten degrees

>your husband-to-be trudged along the snowy trail, hot misty breath escaping from his reddened lips

>the very sight of him exerting himself, sweating and overheating under all those layers, made you uncontrollably wet

>he was so warm, so hot

>and you were so lonely on the mountain, now that Sis found her husband

>the cold turned everything so cold and desolate

>and you yourself felt so frigid these days that whatever you touched froze instantly

>you needed his warmth

>an icicle formed in the palm of your hand as your breathing became more labored

>he appeared to have taken a break, sitting on a stump

>you took the opportunity to sneak closer, towards the heat radiating from his back

>he was humming a slow, warm tune

>a deep throbbing which resonated with your womb

>you paused as a voice escaped his lips

>"It's so damn cold… I never want to see a day under sixty degrees after this trip is over."

>you squeezed your dripping thighs together at the thought of such warmth

>after all, you've never even known a day over forty degrees

>his voice continued to interupt your thoughts

>"I'd rather have it at eighty… ninety? No, one hundred degrees!"

>it was too much for you

>you lunged forward, icicle aimed for his big, warm back

>but he suddenly stood with great purpose as you stumbled face first into the snow, completely missing the target

>"Some like it hot, but I like it really hot!" he exclaimed

>you made to rush back to your feet, but froze in place when you realized he was staring at you, a beaming smile on his face

"THEY CALL ME HEAT MISER"

>he bellowed, hot air blasting from his lungs

"WHATEVER I TOUCH"

>he continued, as he recklessly forced himself atop you, warm hands roughly fondling your stiff chest

"STARTS TO MELT IN MY CLUTCH"

>his blazing hot crotch now exposed, he slammed the firely rod into your icy depths

>he cackled madly as the warmth surged within you, leaving you with the rapid sensation of melting around him

"I'M TOO MUCH!"

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159477 No.378187

>>378173

sage for non Christmas content

>at your cousin's birthday

>using the local pub as a venue

>plenty of boys but they're all taken

>start wondering if you should leave for the night when you feel someone punch you in the small of your back

>turn around to chew out what you expect to be a

drunk younger relative and find some random guy shouting something about taking you home and showing you a good time

>he's pretty big for a human but you still dwarf him

>punches you again, but hurts his hand on your rock hard abs

>downs the rest of his drink, puts it on a nearby table, and punches you with his other hand

>similar results to last time

>he's going to need some training but you can't not fuck him at this point

>one quick sniff to confirm that he's single and an attempted headbutt later and you bring him over to one of the tables your extended family pushed together

>sit him in your lap so he doesn't hurt himself more than he already has

>he leans back to rest his head on your breasts and you can't tell if it's because he's horny or drunk

>both of you drink a bit more (by oni standards) over the next couple hours before the pub closes for the night and you head back to your place with your soon to be husband slung over your shoulder

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93117f No.378213

File: bb0a1027c29398e⋯.jpg (480.05 KB,907x1280,907:1280,54466978_p0.jpg)

>>378130

>that third picture

Oh my.

Anons, which would you prefer:

A) Finding your waifu wrapped up like a present and ready to play with, similar to the picture, or

B) You being the present instead.

I can't decide

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95d727 No.378215

>>378213

Waifu being the present. If I had to do something similar, I'd cut a hole in a box and stick my dick through it.

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e2af25 No.378234

>>378213

I'd rather be her present. I'd feel gay as frack, but it appears to the Christian in me to be hers. Also I love feeling desired, the fact that I can desire her back is a bonus.

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da6659 No.378237

File: 1a596647fc0e7a2⋯.jpg (74.11 KB,1000x600,5:3,dick-in-a-box.jpg)

>>378234

You can give yourself to her without hogtying yourself and shoving an ornament in your rectum like the elves do

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e2974f No.378238

>>378213

Personally i'd prefer the wife wrapped like a present, however i'd have fun with B.

>Tell waifu to wait in the bedroom for her gift.

>Come in wearig a suit made of wrapping paper.

>Place down a boombox and start playing Sex Bomb.

>Do a strip tease and tear off the wrappig paper until the only thing left is my dick in a different wrapping paper.

>Step up to the bed and wave it around a little and encourage my waifu to unwrap it.

>As soon as she does, pull out some mistletoe that I taped to myself earlier and place it over my dick.

>Cue Christmas sex.

Unrelated, but I wonder if kikimoras can make fruitcake good.

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cc3ebc No.378239

File: 249ee76d17d489b⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.14 MB,960x640,3:2,ClipboardImage.png)

>>378237

What happens if your excited wurm waifu wants to try to figure out what's inside by shaking the box?

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254c17 No.378242

File: 099ecbcd8a89a20⋯.jpeg (27.1 KB,500x375,4:3,0251BFD6-B174-4CDE-9096-9….jpeg)

>>378215

>cutting a hole in a box to stick your dick into

JT is that you?

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a368df No.378250

>>378062

I feel you, brother.

This happens because of stores and such. Every years an ENORMOUS influx of holiday-themed crap is sent in by every producer ever to the distributing stores. If the latter didn't start moving all the Christmas goods as early as possible it wouldn't get sold by the 25th, meaning it wouldn't get sold at all. All that surplus would add up to a massive loss.

Places like /monster/, on the other hand, have no excuse.

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7d2080 No.378254

File: b79c5d45a78b291⋯.png (87.83 KB,330x236,165:118,ClipboardImage.png)

>>378215

>waifu's birthday

>she likes receiving gifts, but she complains if I spend too much money on it

>says I shouldn't be spending money on her when I'm already enough as a gift

>alright, today I won't spend much money

>get a box

>cut a hole in it

>strap it to my waist

>hide and wait for her to come home

>she calls my name but gives up when I don't reply

>lays down on the couch

>stealthly walk behind it and ruffle her hair

>she jumps a bit but smiles at me

>"I got you a gift" I say, walking around the couch holding the box

<"I-I told you not to spend any money-"

>I let go of the box and she stops when it stays put in front of my waist

>"Want to open it?"

>she blushes and nods, crawling closer over the couch

>she slowly takes the lid off and takes a long hard look at the piece of paper inside that says "sex before marriage is a sin"

>take the ring out of my pocket

Best Christmas gift.

>>378237

That looks like a little face.

That little face is sucking your dick.

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e2974f No.378256

>>378254

Present box girl when?

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b34684 No.378286

File: 4ac7dfd10d2c74e⋯.gif (977.22 KB,500x269,500:269,4ac7dfd10d2c74e2758c8017c4….gif)

>>378254

Beautiful

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93117f No.378325

File: b72a28acf740f72⋯.jpg (430.52 KB,800x600,4:3,1465966907025.jpg)

>>378213

On further reflection, I'd choose option c) take turns. Both of us should get to enjoy gentle, bondage sexy-time, even if I enjoyed B a bit more.

Being owned/desired/loved would be the best feeling in the world.

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644ce5 No.378326

File: 7eda1ddcee92ead⋯.png (423.25 KB,640x640,1:1,euro prick.png)

>>378325

>being owned

>not having the unalienable right to liberty

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93117f No.378333

File: 4217c4cca4488fe⋯.jpg (129.35 KB,600x369,200:123,please_be_nice.jpg)

>>378326

It's a Christmas thread anon, go do what makes you happy and let others find their own.

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365592 No.378340

>>378326

>implying it wouldn't be a social contract for you and your waifu to own each other

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e2af25 No.378341

>>378333

This is a national socalist board, we autistically sperg at just about everything, even new people.

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1c024f No.378345

File: cc812ce04915d1a⋯.gif (379.96 KB,457x340,457:340,1445729397834-1.gif)

>>378341

>this is a national socialist board

lolno

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8658be No.378346

File: 28bba05f71fb0cb⋯.png (272.6 KB,793x794,793:794,1491774083977.png)

>>378341

national socialism is gay commie shit

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e511d0 No.378347

File: bfc76ebc529be09⋯.png (278.51 KB,992x1024,31:32,bfc76ebc529be098be52189cf3….png)

>>378345

The volk>the Nap

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8658be No.378349

File: 72398a3a5216b26⋯.jpg (23.48 KB,650x310,65:31,goebbels on socialism.jpg)

>>378347

ok commie

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e61ac2 No.378350

>>378349

Whoa fella, meme'ing is meme'ing, but I'd never want to be associated with jews, or take their side.

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e511d0 No.378352

>>378349

yes goy the highest value is material wealth and cummies.

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1c024f No.378353

File: f4f2e2558cce5d6⋯.gif (349.15 KB,819x791,117:113,1464375810009.gif)

>>378347

McNukes>lebensraum

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644ce5 No.378355

File: 8fdcec5234acf97⋯.jpg (1.46 MB,3112x2338,1556:1169,tfw american.jpg)

>>378341

>the unalienable rights of men somehow relates to national socialist shit

They're their own cup of tea, but frankly you need to keep your boots off my freedom.

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e511d0 No.378356

>>378353

how can anyone here be a libertarian when rape is clearly a violation of the nap. In the monster Reich you get a medal after your 5th child.

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93117f No.378357

I just wanted to talk about cute bondage and snuggles.

I don't have a image of a yeti crying, but if I did I would post it.

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1c024f No.378358

>>378356

It's not rape if we're both screaming

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e511d0 No.378359

>>378357

I'm sorry anon libertarians cannot convince their own autism. They have to sperg if they think someone might have some position over them.

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e511d0 No.378360

>>378358

i'm not the person with a philosophy incompatible with proactive dating.

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8658be No.378361

>>378356

You can't rape the willing.

>>378359

That's leftism. Libertarians are fine with parent>child, employer>employee, master>apprentice, and all that stuff.

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55369c No.378365

File: 9e7ed23c0ac2623⋯.png (3.43 MB,3125x3907,3125:3907,1514077317261.png)

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93117f No.378366

>>378365

If I try hugging the monitor any harder it will break.

Only a lost, soulless person would willingly hurt a yeti, or make her cry and not feel massive guilt.

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d457bb No.378367

>>378365

That adorable white gorilla is a sweet heart.

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365592 No.378369

File: 69f9213ef262d2c⋯.png (78.74 KB,600x401,600:401,TREAD.png)

>>378345

>>378346

>>378349

>>378355

>>378356

>>378359

>>378361

Your individual rights end where the nation's begin.

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e3ca2b No.378370

>>378366

Yetis are pure girls even if they like lemons

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64d486 No.378371

Quit shitting up the thread with trash politics, YOU'RE RUINING CHRISTMAS

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e511d0 No.378373

>>378371

At least we can all agree it the yuletide season.

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e2974f No.378374

Monarchy > lolbergs

Most people are retards/normalfags. They need direction or else succumb to degeneracy and liberalism.

>>378371

All I want for Christmas is the collapse of clownworld or at least some new figurines.

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e511d0 No.378375

>>378374

why not just go all the way and wish for the portals to be a Christmas miracle?

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e3ca2b No.378378

>>378375

Better yet why not wish for all the bullshit happening to be replaced with monstergirls.

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365592 No.378379

>>378371

But it isn't Christmas, and it ain't even December yet.

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e511d0 No.378381

>>378379

It's less than a month away anon.

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365592 No.378383

>>378381

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmastide

The Yuletide season, in my not-so-humble opinion, starts with Advent, December 2nd in this year's case, and ends at Epiphany.

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e5b95e No.378389

>>378256

A Christmas Jinn-in-a-jar?

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92ce1a No.378394

File: 3f05b7f525f9a9f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,788.86 KB,1320x2000,33:50,The Superior Waifu.png)

>>378238

When is fruitcake ever not good? A Kiki's fruitcake would pale in comparison to a Shog's.

Actually, the fruitcake would be the Shog.

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2716ab No.378395

File: 619a141de0da524⋯.png (1.73 MB,1041x841,1041:841,it's a sin.png)

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159477 No.378414

>>378369

The collective has no rights.

>>378374

degeneracy is caused by the instant gratification mindset that fiat money and chronic inflation (which always go hand in hand) causes. It can't happen in a free market banking system because bits of paper are simply incapable of competing with precious metals.

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e511d0 No.378415

>>378414

There is an issue with greed with our societies plutocrats hording wealth and destroying our people, and your solution is to give the power to the wealthy like the technocrats and regulate them less? You are either retarded or a legitimate autist.

What's everyone's favorite holiday dish? I really enjoy my pumpkin muffins.

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365592 No.378418

>>378394

>a literal Christmas cake shoggoth

This hardens the Anon's penis.

>>378414

The collective, as the sum of all individuals, has its own unique rights to regulate and protect their interests.

>>378415

Pour moi, there's nothing better than a good batch of freshly baked cookies, pecan pie, and a glass of straight egg nog.

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159477 No.378419

>>378415

They can only get and stay wealthy by giving the average Joe consumer what he wants. You're complaining about a system where you must provide something of value to your fellow man in order to get ahead in life.

>>378418

The collective is not a conscious being with its own thoughts and desires. It's a grouping of broadly similar individuals.

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e511d0 No.378421

>>378419

You're ignorant to the world if you think that. Do you think the average person wants companies to outsource their jobs or arbitrarily raise the prices of their goods because they are monopoly a natural or artificial one. For all their bluster about personal freedom and everyman a king libertarians are either so deluded they think they can actually become one of the plutocrats that control the world if they where taxed less. In reality they are willing to be slaves as long as it's to a corporation instead of the state. This isn't the thread to continue this so I will stop.

Poll time in going to try and do a Christmas story but I can't decide what girl should feature

A. Whitehorn

B. dhampir

C. Dark elf

D. Shoggoth

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365592 No.378425

>>378421

A dhampir girl sounds pretty comfy to me.

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614840 No.378426

>>378421

As long as there is some Vampire in there, a Dhampir is fine.

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8658be No.378427

>>378421

>companies to outsource their jobs

Red tape drives businesses overseas.

>or arbitrarily raise the prices of their goods because they are monopoly a natural or artificial one

A natural monopoly could fall behind at any point because there's nothing holding any potential competition back. An artificial monopoly is the fault of government intervention and can't be blamed on the free market.

>libertarians are either so deluded they think they can actually become one of the plutocrats that control the world if they where taxed less

I just want a simple, comfy life where I get to keep what I earn.

>In reality they are willing to be slaves as long as it's to a corporation instead of the state

nope

>Poll time in going to try and do a Christmas story but I can't decide what girl should feature

Voting violates the NAP I vote for the dark elf.

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09a6f7 No.378428

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bf4511 No.378430

>>378421

Transylvanian Christmas pls

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155051 No.378433

>>378421

B. Dhampirs don't get a lot of attention.

>>378430

Would that involve decorating the yard with impaled turks?

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11055f No.378442

>>378427

>A natural monopoly could fall behind at any point because there's nothing holding any potential competition back. An artificial monopoly is the fault of government intervention and can't be blamed on the free market.

I think there’s a little confusion on what a natural monopoly is. While you’re right about artificial monopolies a natural monopoly exists because of high cost to enter the market, large capital costs, limited market size, or resource scarcity give the largest, and often only company a massive advantage. Examples would be roads, electricity, water, production of rare earth metals etc.These monopolies exist because of how difficult it is to get started within the market because the monopoly already fulfills the need for the product(s). Even if there were government intervention making it cheaper to enter the market there’s only so much space to put new roads, or power lines, or water pipes.

>>378421

I’ll go ahead and vote for dhampir

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bf4511 No.378443

>>378433 (Checked)

Of course

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e511d0 No.378444

File: d112bddc1bd41a2⋯.jpg (8.85 KB,274x184,137:92,2018-11-27-10-33-50-.jpg)

I'm going to wait until late tonight to start but at the current rate were going to have a crimson christmas.

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8658be No.378457

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>378442

>Examples would be roads, electricity, water

that's not how it played out historically with utilities like electricity and water. This video is pretty rambly and he goes off on some tangents, but I still recommend watching the whole thing. I've gone ahead and linked the part talking about natural monopolies and utilities.

>production of rare earth metals

There was that huge deposit they found underwater near japan.

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2d960a No.378586

File: 474c78de9472f49⋯.jpg (89.33 KB,564x644,141:161,7a3607690af45313428e2b00bc….jpg)

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005ac2 No.378628

Looks like its going to be a Dhampir. Expect the first part tomorrow night.

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97c181 No.378629

File: 15b01debe1d0fb5⋯.jpg (1.16 MB,1200x1800,2:3,1420219149466.jpg)

A co-worker you what are your plans for the holiday season.

tell her you have none.

She starts to become a nuisance.

You eventually tell her to stop dancing around and get to the point after a few weeks.

She asks you to fake being her BF for the holiday.

Do you tell her that you don't date co-workers for liability reasons?

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73972b No.378631

>>378629

Lol wut?

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97c181 No.378633

>>378631

Christmas cake.

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dbc8bc No.378637

>>378629

Proof read nigger

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95d727 No.378640

>Be Paladin

>It's Christmas, and it's been snowing like a motherfucker since Dec. 1

>Dress in a long armored coat, thick scarf and gloves and boots with extra padding.

>Christmas shopping done (not that I had anyone to gift presents to), apartment is cleaned and the christmas tree is set and decorated.

>The song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause" takes on a whole new meaning with monsters around.

>Degenerate heathens.

>I shoveled away snow around the local church today.

>As I walk home on Christmas Eve, I spot my elderly neighbour struggling through the snow chaos.

>Last minute shopping, it seems.

>Figure I'll help him out, do my good deed for the day.

>Hoist him up on my back, carrying his groceries in one hand.

>Stop your yammering, I'm doing you a favour!

>Carry him to his apartment.

>It's fucking dark in there.

>Where the hell is your family?

>"Oh, not here," he says, "They're probably home celebrating. Not that I have much contact with them."

>In God's name, man, that's no way to live!

>Force him over to my place instead, seating the protesting old man in my best seat.

>Fucking stay there, I'm making us some goddamn christmas dinner.

>Whip up some sauce, a rib roast I prepared beforehand, boil the potatoes, and set the table.

>Eat, you stubborn old fool.

>We stare each other down for a moment, only admitting a mutual defeat when our bellies rumble in unison.

>The food ain't so bad.

>The old man pulls a bottle of fine whiskey out of his shopping bag, and I set down two cups for him to fill.

>It goes well with the food, and certainly lifts the mood.

>We joke and banter, laughing merrily.

>He goes on a tangent about how his kobold waifu and kids would always roll in the snow, and how he'd trek the kids around on a handmade sled.

>It certainly brings a warm glow over his face.

>Or maybe it's the whiskey, he's drinking a lot.

But that was many, many years ago now.

>On the tv, people are carolling, the stations are playing Christmas themed movies and old classics, and everybody is having a grand time.

>All in all, a surprisingly good time for an impromptu Christmas dinner.

Merry Christmas, Paladin.

>Merry Christmas, Old Man. And a Happy New Year.

Happy New Year to you as well.

Let's watch the fireworks together on New Years, hmm?

>Why not, sounds fun. Let's do that. I'll prepare something tasty then as well.

I have some prime liquer in my cabinet, I'll share it with you.

>Thanks.

That's my line.

*clink*

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be64f5 No.378641

File: 80fe494a7bde9c2⋯.pdf (1.97 MB,Power.pdf)

>>378346

read white power by George Lincoln Rockwell, it'll help you understand that is not true. I'm not being facetious, I'm being sincere. Even if you aren't white, its an interesting read

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11055f No.378644

>>378641

Jefferson and Mussolini might also be interesting if you can find a pdf of it

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8658be No.378680

>>378641

I'm familiar with Rockwell, and he's not as bad as the euro nazis.

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10f26a No.378685

>>378346

If communism's soul is rooted in class warfare and destruction, as well as driving the people of a nation against one another, why would an ideology like natsoc that stresses classes existing and working together be communism? Not to mention the whole thing about Hitler and others intentionally using leftist language like "comrade" to trick leftists into listening to what they had to say and then causing them to sperg out when finding out it wasn't what they wanted. Though that seems to have been detrimental in ways similar to what ironic shitposting does, therefore leading to the Night of Long Knives.

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329a1c No.378691

File: c7c6f665f854da5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,306.98 KB,603x1000,603:1000,Dormouse_1.jpg)

I heard you all were talking about naps and I came as fast as I could. Who in their right mind would want to violate a perfectly good nap? Especially if it's when your snuggled in a cozy bundle of warmth on nice cold day. I know people always talk about how yetis are great for cuddling but dormouses have their own unique charm to them too

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81041d No.378698

>>378691

Field mice invade my property during the winter. None of them are spared not even the younglings. Would a doormouse forgive me for my sins against squick kind?

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8658be No.378699

>>378685

National socialism is basically the same as normal socialism with some terminology swapped out and a few extra bits tacked on. They both strictly oppose private property and the free market in practice and have similar methods.

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81041d No.378706

>>378699

You really should take it to the meta or taste thread at this point.

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6c4950 No.378709

>>378699

For fuck's sake you're still shitting up the thread with that? Take your ranting to the meta thread already, you can have your arguments destroyed there. This thread was supposed to be for holiday cheer!

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fce64c No.378716

>>378709

Drunk heated arguments about politics during family get-togethers is part and parcel of the holiday season or at least arguing about the hohols

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8658be No.378719

>>378709

>>378706

At least you fags have learned to sage by now

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73972b No.378723

>>378699

>private property

Which is why German citizens had privately owned property, right?

>free market

There is no such thing as a truly free market. Every attempt at true laissez-faire capitalism results in either corporate monopolies, or government regulation. This, ironically for /liberty/fags, is because of human nature. See the Gilded Age for why government regulation ultimately becomes a necessity.

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8658be No.378725

>>378723

>Which is why German citizens had privately owned property

In name only. Between the nationalizations for dissidents. the price controls, and other regulations, it wasn't there in practice.

>There is no such thing as a truly free market

Because cronyists and commies are everywhere and the powers that be don't want it.

>Every attempt at true laissez-faire capitalism results in either corporate monopolies

Nope.

>See the Gilded Age for why government regulation ultimately becomes a necessity

I already posted a video tearing this idea apart.

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95d727 No.378728

File: 1ea185086192d2f⋯.png (3.48 MB,2634x3034,1317:1517,Manticore_nsfw.png)

>>378723

>>378725

OH MY FUCKING GOD, COULD YOU TWO STOP IT BEFORE AUX GOES HO-HO-HOMOCIDE ON THE DAMN THREAD?!

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8658be No.378729

>>378728

I'll shut up when they stop being wrong

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73972b No.378730

File: 60b0589ed9df0f1⋯.pdf (713.98 KB,The Role of Private Proper….pdf)

File: d49de51fe9e9050⋯.jpg (500.04 KB,2400x1507,2400:1507,conglomerates.jpg)

>>378725

>In name only. Between the nationalizations for dissidents. the price controls, and other regulations, it wasn't there in practice.

But that's bullshit, see pdf related for why.

>Because cronyists and commies are everywhere and the powers that be don't want it.

As I said before, it's because of the very human nature /liberty/fags use against Bolsheviks. Those who have power are going to want more, and if they are corporate businessmen, they are going to expand and expand until they are monopolies, because that ensures their profits, and thus their power.

>Nope.

What was, and are, Standard Oil, Vanderbilt's railroads, U.S. Steel, the East India Companies, De Beers, and AT&T? How about today's monopolies: the huge conglomerates throughout the world?

>>378728

Sure, why not? Sorry for the mess here.

>>378729

Let's take it to the Meta, libertard. And no, you're the wrong one here, faggot.

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39989d No.378731

>>378728

I love some salami areola on a hot manticore mama

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95d727 No.378732

File: a734ab9580f9340⋯.png (152.66 KB,530x542,265:271,endless_swearing.png)

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8658be No.378735

File: 55a278b91eb4ca0⋯.pdf (13.22 MB,The Vampire Economy.pdf)

>>378730

>But that's bullshit, see pdf related for why

Here's a first hand account of what it was like to run a business in Nazi Germany.

>Those who have power are going to want more

Government power reaches much further than anything a private business can even dream of and is therefore much more desirable for (((these types))).

>Standard Oil

Huge innovator that cut operating costs and found uses for byproducts that were previously tossed out, founder was a big philanthropist, had a much smaller market share by the time it was broken up, and most of the case against it was just former competitors whining.

>the East India Companies

Literally got monopoly charters from their respective governments.

>De Beers

Got their start when the British government forced two Boer brothers to sell their land.

>AT&T

They also benefited from government monopolies.

>you're the wrong one here

no u

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f11143 No.378737

>>378735

Do you need a link to the meta thread autist?

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e3ca2b No.378739

Guys both Uncle Hitler and Uncle Sam celebrate Christmas and Hitler will gas you both while painting a nice snowy landscape for his wife

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f11143 No.378741

>>378739

We need to have a drawing of uncle Adolf and his kobold wiafu celebrating the Yule.

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e3ca2b No.378742

>>378741

Kobold Eva Braun eating a Hitler Cake with Hitler

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e40880 No.378746

>>378742

Wholesome

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e2af25 No.378756

Thanksgiving just ended, can we please talk about Christmas? Can the mods nuke the thread and we can make another one?

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e40880 No.378757

>>378756

You want to discuss Christmas and nuke the thread? if you want the thread gone report it if you want to discuss Christmas just do it. Also hot choclate is superior to egnog you cannot prive otherwise.

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329a1c No.378758

>>378415

I dont wanna shit up the thread but I'm curious, wouldn't a technocracy be a good thing? My extensive knowledge on the subject a quick wikipedia search on what a technocracy is tells me that it's just having the leadership that's chosen based on knowledge and expertise in the field rather than political connections or how charismatic you are, and wouldn't this be good since it would mean we have more qualified leaders and less career politicians?

>>378698

A Doormouse wouldn't definitely not forgive you, and she might even be angry enough to get together with her sisters the Gatemouse and the Fencemouse to blocks your path so you dont do it again.

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e40880 No.378760

>>378758

As much as I enjoy political philosophy you really should take it to the meta thread.

A family of doormice will bully me without remorse as penance for my crimes.

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e2af25 No.378773

>>378757

Hot chocolate is better than eggnog. No doubt about it.

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81991b No.378779

>>378760

How would door mice bully you? Would they just kind of weakly pull you down before crawling on top of you and falling asleep?

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7d2080 No.378782

>>378779

>door mice meekly pulls up from your chair

>thinks hard about what to say while staring at you with sleepy eyes but gives up

>weekly pushes your onto the bed, you just let yourself fall, confused

>she slowly walks to the bed and crawls on top of you, hugging you with her naked chest

<you don't feel sleepy at all

<you still have stuff to do

<but if you move an inch you might wake her up

It's an abstract kind of hell.

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b34684 No.378814

File: 48df0b93a3aaf2f⋯.jpg (101.91 KB,649x874,649:874,edward-penishands.jpg)

>political debates when people are just trying to fap their holly jollies

This is why we can never have nice things.

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254c17 No.378841

>>378824

Are you inhibited right now anon? Not judging or anything, it’s just that there’s a lot of spelling errors there. Like “Creashindo” or “Shofer”

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2e12d8 No.378845

>>378841

I'm dyslexic and apparently in need of a new word processor. I'll probably just delete these have someone give thus a look then repost it.

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67067a No.378898

File: 7a827b53e9e816b⋯.jpg (102.11 KB,640x480,4:3,7a827b53e9e816b6e1758eff15….jpg)

File: 1f24126cab49e79⋯.jpg (520.85 KB,1000x700,10:7,Ghostrick.Yuki-onna.full.1….jpg)

>>378845

I am dyslexic too. It's hard for me to speak to people properly because of this. When you type something out, take your time. There's no reason to rush your post. If I am making a particularly long post, I will sometimes use word to type it out, however it seems you already use an application of your own. I would advise you use word if that is not already your go to word processor. Don't forget to proof read your post either.

In conclusion, take your time, use word or another typing application if your post is long, and don't forget to proof read what your have written.

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f228ac No.378999

File: cd17a5b82074799⋯.jpg (394.91 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 13.jpg)

File: d52260b7f3cc036⋯.jpg (381.36 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 14.jpg)

File: 7560bead98ba582⋯.jpg (336.98 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 15.jpg)

File: 309a0f901edfa03⋯.jpg (439.73 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 16.jpg)

File: 7216758b994f124⋯.jpg (335.25 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 17.jpg)

Wholesome monster girl manga Christmas chapter.

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f228ac No.379000

File: 7e34c58c11a9c8e⋯.jpg (379.2 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 18.jpg)

File: 7a9056b2e249fc2⋯.jpg (345.93 KB,800x1148,200:287,Ayakashi Ko - Ch.37 - 19.jpg)

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a21946 No.379039

File: f281cf66d4d4959⋯.png (719.94 KB,1197x1400,171:200,8949C6F0-69F7-4AB3-AA45-FF….png)

Anon can officially stop bitching today.

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c5a3c0 No.379041

File: 02a8b2122b39599⋯.png (1.83 MB,1859x2678,143:206,319deb32c819b3c3e56dff3ac3….png)

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f228ac No.379109

File: 78fa6ef856ebc6e⋯.jpg (63.81 KB,500x500,1:1,78fa6ef856ebc6e214e130a1ee….jpg)

There should be padoru images of different monster girls.

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cc6e99 No.379193

>>378355

Always remember, throwing someone else tea in a harbor is an American tradition.

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e3ca2b No.379197

>>379193

So is doing war during Christmas.

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cc6e99 No.379199

File: c47e8e4ba3c272f⋯.jpg (43.03 KB,550x298,275:149,george-washington-dodge-ch….jpg)

>>379197

The greatest gift off all, the sweet release of death.

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cbe71b No.379201

File: 52c088960b8e886⋯.png (218.01 KB,506x426,253:213,skelly strangles a normie.png)

>>378341

storm weenies and leftypol go and stay go.

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e3ca2b No.379202

>>379201

Stormfrount has a gay owner, Leftypol has a Tranny whore for a mod. Both are homosexual as fuck

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cc3ebc No.379241

File: 4ecd86025f33ba6⋯.jpg (20.53 KB,400x400,1:1,anon sees a danuki.jpg)

>>378168 Cute. I like how at the end she decides to just roll with it. HFY done right.

>>378173 Fun, but I don't get the reference.

>>378187 Short and sweet.

>>378156

I feel kind of bad for guys who waifu danuki. The poor girls have been memed to death even harder than "nig-hounds". Anyways, Merry Christmas you crypto-kikes.

HOSTILE TAKEOVER

https://pastebin.com/J3GxzzkW

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64d486 No.379292

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>379241

You've never seen The Year Without A Santa Claus? Christmas classic!

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81991b No.379299

>>379292

Hmm, now I'm kind of curious about old Christmas stories changed up with monster girls.

>Danuki as the Scrooge who forces her employees to work during Christmas when they could be at home spending time with their waifu's/husbandos

>White horn as Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

>A golem or automaton nutcracker

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48f3b6 No.379315

>>379241

God this story is so fucking good. I usually don’t read all of a story in one go but I got totally engrossed right from the start. I like how you didn’t just make the danuki a Mary Sue who wins because of some mamamo mana bs like most make their monsters girls but actually made her feel human heh and vulnerable. The only thing I didn’t like it that it doesn’t properly explain how Anon managed to cover his man or become immortal, and that for the most part it was just swept under the rug when not needed anymore. I also gotta know, do you have any other writing we can read? This was seriously good and I want more.

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e2af25 No.379326

>>379202

>Stormfront's owner has the big gae

Never had I heard something so irrelevant, but so interesting.

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0dffe7 No.379328

>>379039

It's scary how unlikely it is this particular Anon is me, but how well this simple little reply could easily apply to your truly.

But, thanks for the new wendy.

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e3ca2b No.379331

>>379326

He was a seaman of the Scientology Navy and a easily led dumbass

saging for off topic

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254c17 No.379336

>>379241

Hot damn that story was good

>Anon turned out to be a jaded literal former /monster/ anon

Jesus Christ that hurts. Like fuck dude, that would take a one in a million chance to happen to one of us, but imagine being that one. Just seeing all of your hopes and dreams die day by day while everyone else’s are realized.

How did he end up single, anyway? Just random chance?

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6bcdb8 No.379345

>>379336

>>379336

>How did he end up single, anyway? Just random chance?

the Kunoichi clearly found the "conceal his real mana" trick off-putting, and haruna became a lot more interested once she saw through it.

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998d61 No.379488

>>378106

>>378108

Nice memes.

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cc3ebc No.379492

File: 7d08fd986ddff0f⋯.png (Spoiler Image,277.07 KB,600x1000,3:5,joke_gone_wrong.png)

>>379315

>>379336

Thanks for the kind words. I tried to leave some of the details of Anon himself vague with the idea that it would make it easier for the reader to self insert if they so desired. Not sure if that's gay or interesting or just an annoying storytelling gap. I think I tend to believe leaving some things unexplained is more intriguing than it actually is…

For what it's worth I was thinking of our resident robots ("Love is fake." "Your waifu would fuck Chad." etc.) when I wrote it. There seems to be a lot of pushing away of even the possibility of love there, probably due to genuine hurt. I was thinking about how monster girls might react to that and had the general idea of them possibly being fooled by the tough, "irredeemable man" facade but becoming frantic to heal if they realized the truth. Pic kind of related.

I'm flattered that anyone would want to read more of my stuff, although I don't know how consistent the quality is haha. I should probably stop being lazy/paranoid and just make a pastebin account but here's a few more recent ones:

>>372839 Matango Redemption

>>362612 Demon Transformation

>>375301 Fall of a Fashionista

>>376950 A Promise is a Promise

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11055f No.379660

>>379492

It was great story. I like tragic characters and you did a good job of making anon one. At least to me i thought it was good.

leaving some things unexplained works up to a point for certain things. But it works even better if you leave hints for the reader to try to piece things together. Granted in this story him being immortal Is only mentioned once in an offhand comment, so the reader can kind of ignore it. But you could add in their somewhere that his aging was stopped or delayed because he was one of the first which would fix the issue

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a21946 No.379661

>>379492

I didn't enjoy his usage of internet lingo like "thot" and waifu, but him mentioning the board was a fine detail. You're a great writer and you should seriously consider creating an actual pastebin account so it's easier for others to find and read your stories as well as allow you to edit your old ones.

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9935f1 No.379673

>>379492

Oh man I loved your centipede girl story too. How long have you been writing for?

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c2d725 No.379766

File: 98c5bf30cde9c3c⋯.png (288.68 KB,1200x1140,20:19,LilimPadoru.png)

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bf4511 No.379779

>>379492

You wrote those matango and shirohebi stories? Nice, I remember those, and the truly indecent amount of cuddles. Still haven't tried writing my own matango story.

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52a122 No.379822

>>379492

I feel like the story would make more sense if anon had offered to buy her company in exchange for the suitcase, instead of just giving it away. Sounds like a better business plan.

Sorry if I`m one of those that wants more bread and less strawberry cream filler.

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46a471 No.379825

File: 0c9956c85c712f8⋯.png (1.77 MB,1900x1333,1900:1333,Hellhound Christmas Presen….png)

Is this appropriate?

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e2af25 No.380454

On the first day of Christmas, my bicorn gave to me

69 with my own cuckquean

On the second day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the third day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the fourth day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the fifth day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

FIVE MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the sixth day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Six yetis hugging

FIVE MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the seventh day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

SIX MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the eighth day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me.

Eight holstaur milkies

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

SIX MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the ninth day of Christmas, my bicorn gave to me

Nine of her blowjobs

Eight holstaur milkies

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

EIGHT MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the tenth day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me.

Ten wans awooing

Nine of her blowjobs

Eight holstaur milkies

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

EIGHT MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the eleventh day of Christmas my bicorn gave to me

Eleven chesires smugging

Ten wans awooing

Nine of her blowjobs

Eight holstaur milkies

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

TEN MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my bicorn gave to me

Twelve jubjubs squirting

Eleven chesires smugging

Ten wans awooing

Nine of her blowjobs

Eight holstaur milkies

Seven slimes a-slushing

Six yetis hugging

TWELVE MAGIC PILLS

Four Flooflesneks

Three boob jobs

Two ushi rapes

And 69 with my own cuckquean

I did this all while my human ex watched.

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95c2d9 No.380460

File: 26e957fb0623625⋯.jpg (8.67 KB,181x255,181:255,400 thousand keks.jpg)

>>379825

>I think she peed in the box

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10f26a No.380462

>>380454

Anon, I don't think it's possible to 69 with a bicorn.

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e2af25 No.380463

>>380462

The centaur family has frontpussies.

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17ec30 No.380465

>>378031

If she's old enough to get gag gifts without a temper tantrum, here's what you do.

>Go to Ikea

>Ask for the assembly instructions to EVERY item they carry

>Just stuff a bunch of them in her stocking

>Use the leftover guides as wrapping paper for any other gifts you have for her

>Which will be book mailers that just have more ikea assembly guides inside

>To make it up to her, have an actual gift ready

>Use any remaining assembly guides as gift tissue paper around her gift

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a21946 No.380475

File: 8b9bd984a4f5387⋯.jpeg (1.13 MB,992x1403,992:1403,12DC91F9-D352-4885-AF38-D….jpeg)

>>380465

>a million different ideas on furniture she could form and stylize

She’d love it. I don’t know where the gag gift part came from though.

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29c319 No.380507

>>380475

We need more daughteru shoggoth especially being enthusiastic with Yuletide cheer.

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17ec30 No.380587

>>380475

because ikea shit is shit

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a21946 No.380591

>>380587

But ikea’s shit production quality isn’t an issue with a shoggoth.

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17ec30 No.380603

>>380591

Fair point, but it'd still be funny thinking about how a shoggoth might take offense to being compared to ikea.

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5bf4d3 No.380634

File: 9238294e1ff5f8d⋯.jpg (97.62 KB,499x480,499:480,idbuythat.jpg)

>>378027

Why are Eldritch abominations so cute during the holiday season?

>The scene opens on a sweeping aerial view of MGCity by night.

>The buildings and the streets are covered by a modest blanket of snow, upon which the Christmas decorations only seem more colorful.

>A gentle breeze brings more snowflakes, while the camera flies away towards the suburbs, showing rows of nicely decorated homes with gardens and families walking around the neighborhood, including a Mother Baphomet around her many daughters, almost all the same size as her.

>We zoom closer to one peculiar home, briefly showing to the attentive observer, a Yuki-Onna looking confused at the snow-woman her husband is building with their child.

>Eventually, the camera phases through a window, arriving into a kitchen inhabited by an adult-looking Atlach-Nacha.

>She brings a spoonful of sauce to her lips, tasting her preparation.

>A frown briefly appears on her pale face.

>She open the spice-drawer searching for something.

>Then, her eyes light up, as she grabs [pic related] and sprinkles a pinch of it in her preparation, looking satisfied.

>Next, the self-proclaimed chef opens the oven, numerous, tiny, high pitched screams echo inside it.

>With a satisfied nod, she closes the oven.

>“Honey! The gingerbread fishmen are almost cooked!”

>In the living room, the husband shivers at this, but carries on with a smile.

“It smells delicious my love!”

>Next to the husband, a younger Atlach-Nacha walks into the room, she carries a small cardboard box with “star” scribbled on it.

“Be careful with this, sweetie. It’s very fragile.”

<“I’m careful, dad, super careful.”

>Anon pats his daughter’s head, mussing a little her long black hair.

“Alright, I’ll just open the box, check if everything’s in its place, we’ll put the star on the tree when the time is right.”

>The man open one of the flaps, letting a beam of blinding light and searing heat escape.

>Quickly, he closes the box and carefully sets it on the coffee table.

“Umm, sweetie, could you get me the ‘other’ one. This one is really pretty… But our tree might be a little small for it.”

<“But dad, what if Santa misses our home because the star isn’t bright enough?”

“It’s not the size of the star, or how much light it emits, that’s important, it’s the size of the heart.”

<“… does that mean I have to find a giant’s heart?”

“No. No. It’s a figure of speech. Santa’s wise and knowledgeable, he’ll find his way.”

<“Is he as wise and knowledgeable as great grandpa?”

“No. No one is as wise and knowledgeable as your great grandpa. No one and nothing will ever be.”

>For a moment, Anon stops and listen.

>Satisfied that the world wasn’t collapsing yet, he resumed unboxing the last of the Christmas decorations.

>The last box stood ominously on the carpeted floor.

>Anon stared at it with anxiety and anger.

>Gathering his courage, he knelt in front of it.

>Wiggled his fingers, making sure they would not fail him come the moment of truth.

>Took a breath.

>Exhaled.

>Breathed in deep.

>Wiggled his fingers.

>“Come on Indiana Jones. Or I’ll make the house crumble.”

“Dearie, please, I’m focusing.”

>And opened the box.

>Before rising up in exasperation.

“Every year! Every year I spend hours setting everything nice and tidy in each boxes, store it all in the attic, so we can get everything easily. Every year everything stays put except the Christmas lights!”

>His daughter simply sat, watched and listened.

“And it doesn’t matter what I do, it always end up a tangled mess! 2 years ago: I put zip ties around, found the zip ties tangled in the ball of knots. Last year, I used a metal frame for garden hoses to wrap the lights around. Here is the metal frame! It’s twisted beyond repair! What on Earth is going on in our attic?!”

<”Umm… Daddy?”

“Sorry sweetie, I should not yell. I’m just frustrated and confused…”

>“Your daddy was just like that when he and I first met.”

<“Daddy… I’m sorry, I’m the one who messes your lights up.”

“You? But… why?”

<“Well, I just wanted to do like mom. Weave my own web of lights and powers… But I can’t spin the threads yet.”

“Ohh, sweetie. It’s alright. I forgive you.”

>Anon sits on the sofa, bringing his little girl on his lap.

“You don’t have to hurry about bringing the end to the world of reason just yet, you’re still young.”

<“But the girls in my class are already practicing magic with their moms.”

“It happens, some grow up faster, but you can’t rush these things. One day, I’m sure of it, you’ll be able to weave and thread, and you’ll make absolutely mind-shattering works, and your mom and I, we’ll be here to help. I promise. If you want, you can keep practicing with the Christmas Lights, but you just have to tidy it up once you’re finished, would that be alright with you?”

<“Okay dad.”

“That’s my girl.”

>Pre-registered “D’aww” plays.

1/2

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5bf4d3 No.380635

File: 2b7491cafd5c4a6⋯.jpg (668.87 KB,1043x1200,1043:1200,atlach nacha.jpg)

>>380634

2/2

“… Wait a minute, did you see mommy weave a web?”

<“Yeah. She hides it in the kitchen cupboard.”

“Honey! You promised not to destroy the world before Christmas!”

>“But there are Christmases every year! You cheated!”

“You can’t destroy the world right after! You’ll never get your present from when our daughter is with my parents!”

>“If the next year doesn’t come, then there can’t be no ‘next Christmas’, so I can destroy the world!”

<“Does this mean Christmas vacation will last forever?”

“No, sweetie, school is important.”

<”But Great Grandpa can just teach me!”

>“Ha-AH! Two votes for the Advent of My Kin, against one.”

“Our daughter is too young to vote! Honey, don’t end the world.”

>Pre-recorded laughter and cheers play as the character drops the title of the show.

>The camera slowly backs away from the house, leaving the family squabble, while Christmas Carol play, a little muted and the credits roll.

Merry Christmas season to all.

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d162bc No.380645

>>380634

That's top notch wholesome lovecraftian fun.

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b34684 No.380667

File: 1c7301cf8fcbb74⋯.jpg (278.42 KB,1260x1613,1260:1613,1544414836617.jpg)

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ebe8f3 No.380703

>>379825

>Daughter for Christmas

the best gift anyone could ask for

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b34684 No.380720

File: b81e8fec23aee59⋯.jpg (49.76 KB,509x720,509:720,b81.jpg)

>>380667

>no greentext about encounters with monsters under some mistletoe

Life is painful

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c5a3c0 No.380748

>>379825

>speaking complete sentences after less than a month

She's a fast learner.

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4c0904 No.380750

>>380748

It's magic you know

Never believe it's not so

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bf388d No.380784

>>378640

Underrated wholesomeness. You deserve a (you) for it.

10/10 for the unique premise.

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eff824 No.380806

>>378127

>elf waifu thought she'd surprise husbando by tying herself up under the tree and putting a toy in her bum

>has enough time to realise what a stupid and embarrassing idea this is before hubby gets home but she can't untie herself now

There, fixed.

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7cdafa No.380880

>It's the first christmas I'm spending with my waifu

>Only recently have we been together, with plans for the actual wedding come summer

>Already know what I'm getting her, a actual good hairbrush for that big danuki tail of hers

>One of the nice good ones, in contrast to the crappy human hair brush she's been using (because it's cost effective, or so she claims)

>Had to have the package sent to our landlord, an elderly orcess who lives in the penthouse above us.

>Get it wrapped and ready, leaving it on the little table we eat at.

>After dinner that night swap gifts.

>Her eyes go wide as she sees what I got her.

>Don't get the usual scolding about how I shouldn't spend money on her.

>Instead get a big squeeze and a kiss as she thanks me

>Take the box from her as we pull apart and open it up

>"Here, lemme show you how this thing works".

>Tell her this with a big shit eating grin spreading across my face.

>She hesitates for a bit before spinning around.

>Get lightly 'poofed' by her massive chocolate brown tail.

>Haven't even started brushing and she's already breathing heavily.

<"Anon…please hurry up".

>"This will take some time Tsubaki, your tail is a small shrub"

>Within the first stroke I can feel her getting weak kneed.

>Offer we move over to the bed, just so she doesn't fall over.

>Her face is beet red now, mine is still sporting that giant cheshire grin.

>She's stomach down with her lower half over my lap.

>Making small talk as I brush, trying hard to contain my giggles.

>All the while Tsubaki has gone from breathing heavily to squeezing and releasing the bed covers.

>Her tail is going from almost being putty in my hand to flicking and swishing on it's own

>Tell her "all done!"

>The laughing is audible now.

>She gets up off me, her face bright red, her breathing freight train down a stretch of track fast

>Knew what was going to come next me

>She's already got her office skirt down around her ankles, the lace undies she got for my birthday.

>Tease her more and pretend to fumble with my belt buckle.

>That doesn't last long, she tears it right off, my jeans too.

>My shirt is somewhere by the computer desk, heard it knock my headset loose

<"This was supposed to be more elaborate, but I need you anon, right now!"

>"It's the thought that counts Tsu".

>She's already crawling on top of me.

>My dick is rock hard, even harder when I feel her guide it inside her.

>She's already losing herself, I'm getting there.

>That night, on christmas eve we went at it like animals.

That was also the night our daughter Mei was conceived

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d162bc No.380885

>>380880

That is the best gift she can give you and receive.

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7f0a9c No.380892

File: 3c308d510133bd0⋯.png (273.76 KB,500x500,1:1,906a360732d48ff31c3db6b123….png)

>>379492

Good stuff, keep it up!

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bf4511 No.380901

>>380880

>End Spoiler

Best Christmas ever!

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eb7340 No.380930

>>380806

>with one last flick of your wrist the knot is complete

>you are now a perfectly wrapped gift under the tree

>laying back on your tightly bound hands, legs held high in the air

>your pussy will be the first thing your husband will see coming in the door

>you subtly shift your thighs as you consider the implications

>the bell attached to your festive butt plug jingles with the motion

>you moan into the improvised gag you made out of a bow

>yes, this is perfect

>soon the husbando will return and unwrap his gift

>actually wait, didn't he say something about getting a drink with his friends?

>you're quite exposed here

>hopefully they don't swing by the house for anything

>you'd probably die of embarrassment if anyone else saw you like this

>not that it'll be much better when the husbando gets here

>matter of fact, the two of you have never done anything even remotely this kinky

>it's practically a stereotype for elves to be into bondage but still

>and of course your 'secret' fetish for butt stuff is completely on display

>you imagine his shocked face when he discovers his pure elven waifu is actually a complete pervert

>…

>okay this was a bad idea

>luckily you are a master at tying knots

>untying them shouldn't be that hard

>you confidently twist your wrists to undo your bindings

>and then you do it again, and again thrice

>the knot refuses to come undone

>you twist harder

>eventually you find yourself thrashing desperately in your bonds

>the house is filled with the jingle-jangle-jingle of your butt bell

>the only thing you accomplish is exposing yourself more by hooking your legs on a tree branch

>welp

>you've done your work too well

>there's no escape until the husband comes home

>as if on cue, the door lock clacks ominously

>the husbando's call of "Honey, I'm home!" trails off at the third syllable

>your legs are in the damn way, you can't see his reaction

>all you can do is cringe in mortification

>the movement makes that damned bell jingle, surely attracting his eyes to your soaked pussy and stuffed backside

>an awkward silence descends over the house

>not a creature was stirring, not even a mousegirl

>the sound of his fly unzipping is like a gunshot in the stillness

>your husband finally walks where you can see him

>ammit above, he hasn't looked this turned on since your first time

>his candy cane looms ominously over you

>you look him dead in the eye and wiggle your butt, softly jingling for him

>the next morning, the neighborhood kids mention hearing santa's sleigh bells all through the night

>their mothers smirk knowingly at you when you turn bright red

>for the next year you endure constant bell-related puns

>you're not sure if its better or worse that they think the bell was on a collar

>that august, you give him another present, a little bundle of joy

>and of course the godless bastard names her Bella

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b34684 No.380934

File: 4882549cd074767⋯.gif (3.26 MB,640x266,320:133,1541193688524.gif)

>>380930

Good shit, especially that last spoiler

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dbe440 No.380988

File: de0b3167e62b446⋯.jpeg (11.79 KB,255x191,255:191,1f1c995648840be54596ba34c….jpeg)

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e42d43 No.381510

>>378130

They hated you for speaking the truth

>>378213

Option B, always option B but bondage is complete shit most of the time marred by psychos

Anyways, for the few non-fags or cuckchan tier people in here I have this early gift for all of you

https://winter.0x40.ga/

Turn your volume down, press W for options. I do hope we get a /monster/ version of this some grand day

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e42d43 No.381517

>>381510

*non-cuckchan

Fucked that bit up

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7d2080 No.381844

File: 2e645e666a3f569⋯.webm (2.06 MB,640x360,16:9,Opening gifts.webm)

Imagine an oni opening gifts.

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8e1faa No.381852

>>381844

That seems like the work of a eager mantis.

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b4823f No.381867

File: 830c3156b7d7e51⋯.png (1.27 MB,1413x1060,1413:1060,IMG_1454.PNG)

File: 815c65bce130984⋯.jpg (598 KB,768x1024,3:4,IMG_1455.JPG)

File: edc30005df28555⋯.jpg (439.81 KB,566x800,283:400,IMG_1456.JPG)

File: 0d25f8c9d9c2cbf⋯.jpg (1000.85 KB,1500x1062,250:177,IMG_1457.JPG)

File: dfee667b6ab9ff5⋯.jpg (180.27 KB,1000x1000,1:1,IMG_1458.JPG)

Christmas fun with Parsee.

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b4823f No.381868

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ebe8f3 No.381887

>Christmas morning

>wake up next to lamia waifu

>hear commotion outside of our door

>kids burst in all exited for Santa's arrival

>shoo them off and tell them to open their presents

>kiss wife

>life is good

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809ac0 No.381889

>>381887

Tell me, what is best in life?

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11055f No.381898

>>381889

Having sex with your waifu, having many children, and hearing their laughter and joy on Christmas morning

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997565 No.381905

File: e298226b671d937⋯.png (93.36 KB,350x309,350:309,350px-Bezerkerz.png)

>>378333

Murder makes me happy, thank you for not judging me

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df1120 No.381931

File: 3324fd71cdab684⋯.jpg (90.57 KB,640x480,4:3,sdfgesw.jpg)

Happy Christmas!

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e367cf No.381949

>>381931

Merry Christmas fag

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d05d88 No.381966

File: 83cb3dba8cc171f⋯.jpeg (423.42 KB,1528x1026,764:513,d6efc07ffc091fd91fdabeb02….jpeg)

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Fairy Christmas!

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0867d1 No.381978

Doin' an informal Christmas stream at ~630 pm CST today if people feel like joining in.

https://cytu.be/r/8chMonsterFedWrestling

Should have posted it in this thread first

Doing a stop-motion Santa Claus movie, some old cartoon shorts, Silent Night Deadly Night 5, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

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b34684 No.381979

File: 78c39bcc08298ed⋯.png (102.47 KB,700x700,1:1,1545330461298.png)

Merry Christmas, you bastards.

I know this isn't Christmasy, but I have no other thread to post it

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95c2d9 No.381984

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the night,

All the monsters were hunting, including the wights.

A KFC trap laid with skill and great care,

In hopes that the hellhounds would get stopped right there.

The shotas were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of wizardhood danced in their heads.

And me in my kerchief along with my cap,

Had just settled my brain for a long winter’s nap.

When inside the house I heard the door lock go ‘click’,

And heard something sneak inside quiet and quick.

My dresser was pressed to the door in a flash,

That monster’s not getting a piece of this ass.

With the moon through the glass of my house’s windows,

Gives form to the beast that wants me for her own.

A tall thicc echidna before my eyes appears,

And she hears me breathing with a twitch of her ears.

With a click of her tongue so long and so clever,

She says she won't leave here, not now, and not ever.

More rapid than sweat pouring down from my brow,

She also said this to wear my will down:

“Tell me anon, just how good it would be”

“To finish inside me and give us babies”

I yell through the door with all of my might:

“You’re not getting in, you won’t ruin my life!”

She then tells me a plan that makes me forlorn:

“I have your computer, I’ll delete all your porn”

Now this is a thing that I will not stand,

I need to remove her but I have no plan.

Into my front room I hear her slither,

This isn’t a time to sit back and dither.

I leave my bedroom without any doubts,

To tell this echidna to get the fuck out.

I tear ass downstairs and I reach the landing,

She has my laptop, and she isn’t bluffing.

I jump for my porn stash filled with despair,

But I forgot that snakes always have tails.

With one half of it she pins me real quick,

The other part locks the front door with a ‘click’.

A lewd smile forms as she bites her lips,

And off all my clothes go in pieces and bits.

I look in her face and curse in disgust:

“You think that I’ll just give into your lust?”

This petulant intruder says to me bluntly:

“Tell that to your dick, ‘cause he wants inside me”

Betraying my trust and all my aggression,

Is my cock in the air with a giant erection.

I tried to resist but she didn't hold back,

The single me ends with a wet [MEATY WHACK] .

After busting my nut deep inside her womb,

I need to ask how she got in this room.

“Getting in here was incredibly easy”

“Your real estate agent just gave me a key”

I'll curse that damn agent all day and all night,

If these snake coils stop holding me tight.

Sleep comes very quick, fuck am I aching,

I’ll sort this out come Christmas morning.

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ebe8f3 No.381985

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98f925 No.382008

Yuletide greetings brothers.

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a2c64a No.382013

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>>378333 (checked)

Thanks anon. I love it when people are accepting of my religion.

Marry Slaaneshmas to all, and to all a good fuck!

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997565 No.382015

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>382013

HAPPY GREAT HORNED RAT DAY

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11055f No.382019

>>382013

>>382015

Because it is Christmas, and I have no wish to derail the thread when we all hope for a peaceful day, I will tolerate your presence slaneshis. Today, and only for today.

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b34684 No.382023

Merry Christmas, you beautiful fucks.

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b34684 No.382025

File: 29bc676d860d42e⋯.gif (4.57 MB,718x404,359:202,29bc676d860d42e62d4574cb83….gif)

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95ed75 No.382035

>>381510

Damn good link anon <3

Merry Christmas Brothers, one day we'll spend this with our waifus

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95ed75 No.382036

>>381979

put a Christmas cap on them both?

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b8c5bf No.382038

Merry Christmas fellow handholding enthusiasts.

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706e67 No.382041

>>378127

>According the image series by Fegu, the artist

Got the rest of the series? I wasn't able to find it.

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c2a500 No.382042

File: bf09c51f1bb375d⋯.png (1.82 MB,919x1300,919:1300,196e2b966e644eb43ddc68694d….png)

Merry Christmas.

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8cb9cf No.382044

Merry Christmas! Wishing you the best of times, brothers.

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95d727 No.382045

File: a42be3df48603af⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,2503x1631,2503:1631,Aptitude Test.jpg)

File: e6eeb0f9c1ae461⋯.jpg (1.51 MB,1796x2500,449:625,Present-1.jpg)

File: c246c09fe9eb54a⋯.jpg (1.48 MB,1796x2500,449:625,Present-2-unwrapping.jpg)

File: ae207b46eb1b626⋯.jpg (4.16 MB,4320x2883,1440:961,WorkingElves.jpg)

>>382041

You owe me $7.5, and if anybody asks, it wasn't me.

Merry Christmas, and treat your elf nicely If you don't, Krampus will get you.

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a21946 No.382046

File: 3429873ce222b5f⋯.png (143.55 KB,600x452,150:113,7A6F5806-5FED-405C-95F0-84….png)

>>382045

Thanks, Anon.

I’ll tattle on you on krampusnacht.

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3503ea No.382059

>>382045

>those cuts on her in image 3

No ones really that careful when opening their presents I suppose.

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997565 No.382060

>>382045

>Light elves enslaving brown one

Is this some kind of allegory

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f17634 No.382108

File: c55200cb5716e5e⋯.png (27.74 KB,687x817,687:817,krampus 1.png)

File: 00080a1d2affe7c⋯.png (37.46 KB,1117x729,1117:729,krampus 2.png)

File: 7668cbdb6596ede⋯.jpg (309.4 KB,779x1008,779:1008,krampus 3.jpg)

>>382045

Thank you kindly. Have a Krampus.

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95d727 No.382113

>>382060

If you look closely you can see fair skinned elves being tied up as well. I don't think the allegory is what you think it would be.

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