/monarchy/ -I Proclaim Myself King

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I Proclaim Myself King King Chad 07/16/19 (Tue) 11:58:51 No.8383

I proclaim myself King of /monarchy/ by Right of Might, I'm really good at that videogame. I'm 6.4" tall, can deadlift 620lb (taking into account my 600lb girth), and have a 8x6.5" paper that I like to do drawings on. Let all true Anons declare their loyalty.

BEGONE PRETENDER

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Cleric 07/16/19 (Tue) 13:44:34 No.8384

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>>8383

LMAO I was wondering when this moment would happen. A literal Pretender claiming our King's throne.

You can claim right of Might all you want but the real king of /monarchy/ was chosen by divine will. You have no power here, Pretender.

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Peasant 07/16/19 (Tue) 14:53:03 No.8386

>>8384

Who is 'our King'?

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Cleric 07/16/19 (Tue) 15:39:36 No.8388

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>>8386

The guy that literally made this post >>1

You can call him Your Majesty, Your Highness, The Imperial BO, My superior if you wish, but everyone just calls him King around here.

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Peasant 07/16/19 (Tue) 16:38:27 No.8389

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>>8384

>>8383

>LMAO I was wondering when this moment would happen. A literal Pretender claiming our King's throne.

OP beat me to it. I get off by being the board's tyrant rather than king. I still think I am a good tyrant: keeping political animalism at bay and screaming at monarchomachists.

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