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I proclaim myself King of /monarchy/ by Right of Might, I'm really good at that videogame. I'm 6.4" tall, can deadlift 620lb (taking into account my 600lb girth), and have a 8x6.5" paper that I like to do drawings on. Let all true Anons declare their loyalty.
BEGONE PRETENDER
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▶ No.8384>>8386 >>8389
>>8383 (OP)
LMAO I was wondering when this moment would happen. A literal Pretender claiming our King's throne.
You can claim right of Might all you want but the real king of /monarchy/ was chosen by divine will. You have no power here, Pretender.
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▶ No.8388
>>8386
The guy that literally made this post >>1
You can call him Your Majesty, Your Highness, The Imperial BO, My superior if you wish, but everyone just calls him King around here.
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▶ No.8389
>>8384
>>8383 (OP)
>LMAO I was wondering when this moment would happen. A literal Pretender claiming our King's throne.
OP beat me to it. I get off by being the board's tyrant rather than king. I still think I am a good tyrant: keeping political animalism at bay and screaming at monarchomachists.
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