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File: cd8c48c34f30059⋯.png (964.58 KB,770x770,1:1,sk1426890959999.png)

 No.449007 [View All]

Poorly disguised drug metaphor edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OridEogeAA

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 No.449319

File: 305835f624ffb06⋯.jpg (28.35 KB,696x493,24:17,fd2dbf9f6035c4473313b9a5a0….jpg)

I want Vanlas life now.

>>449311

most spanking porn is just weird.

>>449312

oh. that's nice, get to play with a pupper for a week, I've just been working a ton of overtime because we are behind at my work and they want us caught up.

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 No.449320

File: 0ff91bb156eeb6a⋯.jpg (235.96 KB,600x750,4:5,889162ab02be58c95c99e9ffe9….jpg)

out of all the stuff there -that- is what you choose to focus on?

fake vegan tbh

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 No.449321

we already know he's a drunk gay

i guess amvs are a bit weird

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 No.449322

File: d7051b47bbe9c6e⋯.jpg (98.97 KB,891x1200,297:400,D9g-CO1UcAE7fbB.jpg)

nothing wrong with beans…

or amvs…

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 No.449323

File: c57acf389abfe4b⋯.png (19.56 KB,712x718,356:359,1470990938690.png)

File: 603c28adf3534bf⋯.png (3.52 KB,334x260,167:130,Discord_2019-06-22_00-22-4….png)

it was that or hmpth and I

>>449318

I really like that picture.

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 No.449324

beans are nic but no meat?

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 No.449325

>making memes of each other

how close are you two?

its barely been 6-7 months since you met

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 No.449326

File: b6c57e1420c8822⋯.png (159.48 KB,340x340,1:1,sk1426890959646.png)

>>449313

I never asked for this.

>>449315

Jeez, there's no need to get all emotional! "I don't want people to kill my friends" is a pretty normal thing.

>>449314

I'd say that doesn't count as hateful bullying, so you're in the clear!

>>449319

Yeah, it's a good dog! A 9 year old sheltie, so she's smart and calm. And ack, at least that (hopefully) means you'll end the month with some extra cash?

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 No.449327

File: fb58f2ed9c75e83⋯.jpg (120.62 KB,816x1200,17:25,D46QqUOUYAIDFMe.jpg)

>>449324

well like once a week when i go to parents since not doing the whole veggie thing makes it easier to deal with those visits.

>>449325

i haven't made a single meme out of him!

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 No.449328

File: 7969cc338dd9900⋯.png (19.23 KB,652x653,652:653,dL2zXOc.png)

yeah we fuck on the reg mate innit.

>>449326

I know what's on your inner minds.

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 No.449329

File: 9531ca4e1b02f55⋯.jpg (22.36 KB,348x492,29:41,8106cc3b82069348c29b03b47c….jpg)

>>449326

yep ever extra hour of overtime is $24 I would not have had otherwise.

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 No.449330

>him

why does he refer to himself as she?

so you arent really vegan then

fuck parent i know dealing with family is hard but if you're going vegan why not just tell them they already know you're gay

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 No.449331

File: aca55faf4577a9c⋯.jpg (283.64 KB,600x960,5:8,0cf6d8eacf078c3980fc132e80….jpg)

>>449326

damnit!

>>449325

it was provoked by the miles starter pack really.

>>449327

this is a blatant lie.

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 No.449332

i still hate you skandi

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 No.449333

>>449331

whatever the case if you're making memes for each other you probably care about him alot

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 No.449334

File: 158e9c877bc3d96⋯.jpg (92.32 KB,600x960,5:8,6f836f920ae277c3b79230af50….jpg)

>>449333

He's a nice finn

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 No.449335

File: c12db7bb5e7c978⋯.jpg (100.33 KB,640x1200,8:15,D3inXI3V4AEHpvV.jpg)

>>449326

you under estimate my awkwardness when i just assume no one is my friend and feel super self conscious about calling anyone my friend in case they don't feel the same way lol

>>449330

not really! though i would be full 7 days a week without visiting parents once a week.

lol they don't know i'm gay! I'm not gay wtf! also i have told them, kind of. but they just "forget" or ignore it so i just stopped trying there.

>>449331

all i did was compile a bunch of your deaths in ffxiv

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 No.449336

File: bd5d0772c354314⋯.jpg (23.49 KB,298x311,298:311,catt.jpg)

>>449335

Don't all the nicknames count?

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 No.449337

File: 0d286ead7b248b4⋯.jpg (8.93 KB,300x168,25:14,index.jpg)

>not gay

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 No.449338

File: f5927068f15ff3b⋯.jpg (958.17 KB,1194x1488,199:248,9qjih92r4my21.jpg)

>>449336

Yeah "Gay" fits you great but it's far from memey

>>449337

I've been closer to kissing a girl than kissing a guy!

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 No.449339

File: 256aee76762578f⋯.png (1.59 MB,3000x4000,3:4,ldew86lwjjw21.png)

wait nvm it's actually equal lmao

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 No.449340

File: fa93fdbbfdaf613⋯.png (324.54 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959735.png)

>>449328

Do you mean dicks?

>>449329

Nice then! That is totally worth it.

>>449332

Righto.

>>449335

I mean, that is understandable! I did pause a bit before using that particular f word, even though I've been drinking. But I did end up deciding that it seems to be an appropriate word!

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 No.449341

dont you crossdress do buttstuff and date a girl(male) ?

thats pretty fucking gay my dude

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 No.449342

File: a613a34d7d45df3⋯.jpg (117.5 KB,1190x1683,70:99,08b743e15ed1397683a66c287f….jpg)

>>449338

That's not quite what I meant…

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 No.449343

File: 6ecc1b787bb38bd⋯.jpg (82.76 KB,964x941,964:941,ss (2014-09-18 at 06.40.05….jpg)

a what.

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 No.449344

File: e777e741d103bf8⋯.jpg (124.52 KB,1065x1200,71:80,D62BhGzVUAArex3.jpg)

>>449340

it shouldn't be so hard to call people F-words especially after you've known them so long and talked to them about such personal things! ree!

>>449341

well…

uhh…

you see…

so uhh yeah you're clearly wrong!

>>449342

what did you mean then

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 No.449345

hehe nothing wrong with with that i like buttstuff too

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 No.449346

File: 52b3b26aeb74dbd⋯.png (441.14 KB,628x1000,157:250,625b714dff6a932c6af7fe4433….png)

>>449344

I can't just spill that here.

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 No.449347

File: 8e4652b11e06488⋯.jpg (110.92 KB,824x1200,103:150,D8OLALbU0AA7_qf.jpg)

>>449345

that's like so straight bruv!

>>449346

Yeah you Gay

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 No.449348

File: ebddd0bbd019fb0⋯.png (326.11 KB,540x540,1:1,sk1426890959579.png)

>>449344

Yeah, you do probably know more of my secrets than any of my irl friends. But still, stupid anxiety stuff makes it awkward to use that word in the context of internet people!

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 No.449349

File: ae5c315c935f2c2⋯.png (399.6 KB,666x900,37:50,5209216ec5d86b664b1f609447….png)

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 No.449350

File: cd2ac49360eeb69⋯.jpg (73.79 KB,850x1200,17:24,D9TQS9UUYAAkqNz.jpg)

>>449348

i'm just glad we're both on the same page! lol

drinking because of midsummer or because friday?

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 No.449351

File: 9f0124c667b9ca9⋯.png (48.24 KB,900x900,1:1,CDmind.png)

I edited your animu alittle

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 No.449352

File: 413836eefc6669e⋯.png (323.41 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959795.png)

>>449350

Good!

Oh, just 'cause it's a Friday! Gotta keep some traditions up, after all.

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 No.449353

>>449351

great job!

hmph

>>449352

heh

what's todays drink

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 No.449354

File: 3d29c3f01003955⋯.png (286.55 KB,575x575,1:1,sk1426890959739.png)

>>449353

Today's drink is Casa Nostra Appassimento! An Italian red wine that might be my favourite non-expensive wine of all time.

Why are you even up if you're sober though? It's getting p late.

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 No.449355

File: 44cf12d043022f1⋯.gif (30.74 KB,300x300,1:1,44cf12d043022f15080f008f6f….gif)

I'll hmpth with ya hommie.

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 No.449356

>>449354

i was working as parents taxi, had top pick them up from some bbq party

Oh wow i could actually try that wine, it's in a 3liter package though (28,98e in case you're interested)

now doing some gaming chores before bed

>>449355

hmphon bruver

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 No.449357

File: e52ca234845f581⋯.png (217.58 KB,481x481,1:1,sk1426890959506.png)

>>449356

Sounds stressful.

It's a good bit more expensive here then, ack! But then so is all alcohol. Anyway, it costs 37.69 euro here.

Good luck!

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 No.449358

File: 4ce18a7b6892134⋯.jpg (37.14 KB,896x628,224:157,ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)

hmpth

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 No.449359

WHY ARE YOU ADDING A T TO IT

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 No.449360

Man brits are weird

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 No.449361

>>449357

was annoying at first but i kind of found it ok in the end

until.a minor annoyance happened

maybe i'll buy it one day to judge your taste! lol

anyways have to zzz good luck with winu

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 No.449362

File: 63e0d9156cc3d38⋯.gif (82.39 KB,49x49,1:1,0df73339d91e.gif)

listen you. I'll T whatever I damn'dst alright?

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 No.449363

File: 5e254e081b3c751⋯.png (299 KB,400x550,8:11,sk1426890959594.png)

>>449361

A minor annoyance?

I honestly recommend it, it's a good cheap wine!

Sleep well! I'll be going to bed too, I think, at least oncee I've wrapped up my convo with master.

>>449362

And good night to you too, Spidey! Even if I do struggle to know when you're talking to me when I'm drunk Start linking to posts!

Anyway, sleep well! And somebody make a new thread.

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 No.449364

File: 70cb844d7fce7b3⋯.gif (40.1 KB,750x750,1:1,WulfSpodi.gif)

it's ok I enjoy bizarre posts towards my direction.

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 No.449365

I wanna make a new thread

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 No.449368

why didn't you make one

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 No.449369

why didn't you link it

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 No.449371

File: 8934a88941eb693⋯.png (4.47 MB,2880x2880,1:1,tXWv9DB.png)

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