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 No.448665 [View All]

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 No.448958

File: 2731a3a726287fe⋯.png (316.11 KB,584x527,584:527,1522536256797.png)

>>448957

anyone can make.

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 No.448959

File: 9f5eb3dee830448⋯.jpg (126.44 KB,1001x1294,1001:1294,bdd3xxgixxcy.jpg)

>>448958

Grids acting all cute n stuff

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 No.448960

File: 7555d25f50b3b69⋯.jpg (461.38 KB,850x800,17:16,291xy4knaxf11.jpg)

I'm sorry guys…

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 No.448961

File: d02df1270f46db6⋯.jpg (332.65 KB,1920x1080,16:9,1519267102797.jpg)

>>448959

next I will make a BM59, well actually I have a special ar lower coming to my ffl soon, so that build might come first.

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 No.448962

>>448960

I'm sorry I suck at replying, I'm waterproofing all of my old surplus clothes.

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 No.448963

File: fe09aedfedaa0f7⋯.png (1.49 MB,1365x767,105:59,E17_-_9.png)

>tfw my gf tells me she loves me

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 No.448964

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

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 No.448965

File: 47715579d0397a6⋯.jpg (79.4 KB,800x800,1:1,Toradora-TIGER-X-DRAGON-Co….jpg)

>tfw julia dates me

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 No.448966

File: 2d0decb02f6eb27⋯.jpg (55.41 KB,460x767,460:767,b5vwy0a.jpg)

REEEEEEEE

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 No.448967

File: 5dae808c36e9a30⋯.png (460.25 KB,636x900,53:75,7KQm9H5.png)

tfw Julia loves me

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 No.448968

File: 1b7405160cb096b⋯.png (55.6 KB,864x335,864:335,Screenshot_2019-06-03 woo….png)

Is this what shitposting has been reduced to

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 No.448969

File: e0970b32f077f42⋯.png (345.01 KB,600x600,1:1,sk1426890959602.png)

>>448968

I don't even know what he's referring to.

>>448965

>>448967

I would make fun of you, but I know that I'm just as much of a dork re me and master's relationship, so: Cute!

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 No.448970

File: 4f0dfaca39be621⋯.png (440.39 KB,933x1077,311:359,Dollhouse.png)

>>448969

Doing the super original brainlet posts on the wrestling board in 420chan, too… mock wrestling fans? I can't tell either. At least he didn't call us gay this time around, except that ones true for me.

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 No.448971

File: 12e2b993f3f95a3⋯.png (361.33 KB,470x540,47:54,sk1426890959651.png)

>>448970

Oh jeez, I am just terminally woke. I saw "wesoling" and assumed it was something East Asian.

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 No.448972

File: 9d45a52cfa17e71⋯.png (536.88 KB,1000x1250,4:5,Bunnyton.png)

>>448971

Well Asian wrestling does exist. But I dont see how making a goofball out of yourself is supposed to be insulting to someone else.

But how is Skandi-sama?

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 No.448973

File: 8b2915e45532dd1⋯.png (390.86 KB,534x534,1:1,sk1426890959672.png)

>>448972

I just thought it was a name, so I'm slightly embarrassed.

I'm doing okay! The story is too long, but my roommate back in my uni city is now less stressed out, and that makes me happy. And also I'm talking about old British radio comedy with master, which is great fun.

How about you?

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 No.448974

File: e5807c5d821746d⋯.png (295.13 KB,700x700,1:1,Shill the Soundcloud.png)

>>448973

A name kek. But the post is still up so fantastic mods we have over there.

Ooh less stress, guessing something good happened.

I don't think I've listened to any radio in my life, at least willingly.

I'm alright, I guess, still as lonely as ever. But can't rant about it here anymore I guess.

Was talking to someone earlier and that was great fun, but I do that daily, but it still is fun.

He's offline now.

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 No.448975

File: 363b3539615bf2f⋯.png (352.98 KB,415x490,83:98,sk1426890959647.png)

>>448974

I didn't know the context, no bully!!

Well, you've presumably listened to podcasts, and that is just radio.

You can rant about loneliness as much as you want, that's part of /lewd/ history!

Ah well, that's what you get for liking someone who's in a completely different timezone.

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 No.448976

File: 3bd78daa1b366dc⋯.png (302.13 KB,1050x1750,3:5,Mettass.png)

>>448975

I don't have a single bullying bone in my body, just find it amusing lel.

Crap didnt think about podcasts, but I guess they are, hearing radio makes me think of like the old school stuff.

Well I've been in a relatively nice mood as of late, so no ranting from me. For now.

Timezones reee, but I still get to have him for most of the day/morning so it's alright.

Been trying to find more people to talk with, I got blocked by someone the other day.

But they don't matter, talking to him is plenty for me!

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 No.448977

File: 23a466512d0bf35⋯.png (131.06 KB,346x346,1:1,sk1426890959525.png)

>>448976

I bet you have one bullying bone, if you know what I mean.

That was a big point of confusion for me, when people asked what I was listening to. If the show was older than podcasts, it seemed reasonable to say that I was listening to the radio, but that was also not accurate because it had been recorded like half a decade earlier.

Good!

smh. Be sure to not just count one on person for socialising!

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 No.448978

>>448977

>half a decade

Uh, I meant "half a century". There's a bit of difference there.

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 No.448979

File: 4e9daf7c119d4bc⋯.png (335.21 KB,700x1200,7:12,Galil_70v2.png)

I love it when Skandi-sama gets lewd.

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 No.448980

File: 62ae2812ebdfd72⋯.png (316.84 KB,524x1024,131:256,5ca1045ac77e326950f7f8377d….png)

>>448977

Heh probably, but it's not like it gets much use!

Ah that is confusing, I dont actively listen to podcasts either, unless someone says one is interesting.

Well it's out of my control if people dont wanna talk to me, also have this one aussie anon that's been talking with me on and off. If the timezone difference between Europe and US was bad than this one is worse.

He's much more social than me, how do I learn such a power.

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 No.448981

File: 673b59b2e1c8aff⋯.png (4.99 KB,506x349,506:349,d06ccfb78c6282cac5d2a93a6e….png)

I want to bully the bully bone tbh.

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 No.448982

File: 71d0e9c747e861b⋯.png (1.01 MB,933x1000,933:1000,sk1426890960004.png)

>>448979

I have never been lewd. When master fucks me, I just spread my legs and contemplate our lord Jesus Christ (pbuh).

>>448980

Are there any you regularly listen to at all, then? I'm curious!

Australia, sadly, is garbage. Thankfully moot agrees with me on that one.

By doing things like this, for one! Joining a board! I'm more likely to post here when master's not in a talkative mood, at least.

>>448981

I want to bone the bully.

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 No.448983

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB,500x250,2:1,9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

you'd never.

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 No.448984

File: 3d4025ea6470994⋯.jpg (72.54 KB,573x541,573:541,f6cf4f9a6675b0714d2b30a362….jpg)

>>448982

fuck me in the ass cuz I love jesus, the good lord would want it that way!

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 No.448985

File: dcd6d53f4938ea0⋯.png (153.48 KB,300x430,30:43,sk1426890959574.png)

>>448983

I might fuck master at some point, but we'll see.

>>448984

In a perfect world, the Lamb of God would of course have been a futanari, so that He could've gotten fucked in whichever way He preferred.

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 No.448986

File: fa4eee208f99725⋯.jpeg (65.17 KB,1400x1400,1:1,teatime.jpeg)

I wish that dude would consider talking to me tbh. also I bet you'd he'd like that.

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 No.448987

File: 2e1726f4758d030⋯.jpg (480.74 KB,1400x1300,14:13,Undertale.full.1987556.jpg)

>>448982

None regularly, mostly the odd wrestling one.

That anon doesn't seem to thrilled either, very butthurt at the fact he cant own guns.

I'm very neutral towards Australia.

Shit that is true, at least I'm not being exiled by everyone here yet.

Ahh rather not think too much on it or else I'll just end up feeling bad about things.

On discord just his presence is enough, I joined a server a while back but haven't said a word.

He's the nicest to me so screw everybody else.

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 No.448988

File: f4501e8d0963f0c⋯.jpg (130.72 KB,408x348,34:29,sk1426890959428.jpg)

>>448986

That dude?

He probably would! It's just a master of time.

>>448987

smh

Jeeeeez, that is cute.

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 No.448989

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB,500x250,2:1,7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

Skandi-sama that pun….

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 No.448990

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.448991

File: 831463048a142c0⋯.png (95.11 KB,244x336,61:84,sk1426890959455.png)

>>448989

I swear, that was honestly a Freudian slip! I really did intend to write "matter"! Jeeeez!

>>448990

I've heard of that! But intracrural sex isn't banned either, nor is oral iirc. Nor is paizuri, for that matter!

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 No.448992

File: 2b0f8536583dc55⋯.jpg (244.72 KB,1000x1000,1:1,mettaton_by_kotikomori-d9m….jpg)

Can someone eat my food for me.

>>448988

I don't have many interests!

But whats causing the shaking of the heads?

Well thank you, I suppose. Certainly feels cute talking to him.

My favorite thing is asking him how his day went.

And saying sweet things when he goes to bed.

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 No.448993

File: 46329c6a460c87b⋯.gif (8.88 KB,750x750,1:1,1464687447746.gif)

gib fuub

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 No.448994

File: 3e1cdf92dcec0e3⋯.png (248.97 KB,452x452,1:1,sk1426890959603.png)

File: 4ceecd997cf4f59⋯.png (798.15 KB,728x848,91:106,Screen Shot 2019-06-02 at ….png)

>>448992

Just that you should listen to more podcasts.

Adorable! And I probs do think it's so cute because you remind me of me.

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 No.448995

File: ad51de84d0da1e9⋯.jpg (83 KB,951x800,951:800,142a53e140e04f22.jpg)

Take my food and save me the misery, it's not much anyways.

>>448994

Maybe I should, there's a million wrestling podcasts.

Or maybe some /x/ tier stuff as I quite enjoy that.

a-DOR-able? o.o

Huh really? First time I've heard someone say that.

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 No.448996

File: adb0a180e10ebab⋯.jpg (106.46 KB,510x510,1:1,sk1426890959826.jpg)

>>448995

Reee, not all podcasts are wrestling podcasts!

Yep! The emphasis was there for, well, emphasis.

I'm obsessed with my love interest too, as you might've noticed!

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 No.448997

File: 069d5d527d87b7f⋯.png (433 B,500x250,2:1,6e497bfd02782c6aad806611b5….png)

email me it at this webzone and also send nude fuubs

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 No.448998

File: dca26361cb02c4a⋯.png (177.26 KB,439x479,439:479,sk1426890959487.png)

>>448997

Does "fuubs" mean FUPA or feet?

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 No.448999

File: 0a8a48cdecfde89⋯.jpg (82.67 KB,800x800,1:1,1348221861781.jpg)

it's food Skandi-sama quit being a slut tbh.

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 No.449000

File: adbaab479577d18⋯.jpg (340.67 KB,800x1000,4:5,Mettaton.EX.full.1978661.jpg)

Feet are nice

>>448996

I only deal in wrestling and wrestling accessories.

I dunno, what podcasts do you usually listen to?

Ooh I thought there was some hidden meaning or something.

Ahh I have noticed! At least you can talk about them freely, happy for you though.

I wanna be happy too.

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 No.449001

File: 920588716bee1e3⋯.png (151.99 KB,540x330,18:11,sk1426890959695.png)

>>448999

It is very food.

>>449000

Feet are lame.

Uuh, a good few comedy ones, including AdCast, Chapo Trap House, Free to a Good Home, Grimm Readings, Hey Riddle Riddle, How I would Cook and Eat Every Single Pokemon, I Don't Even Own a Television, My Brother My Brother and Me, Report This Post, Sawbones, Struggle Session, The Angry Birds Drink Piss in the Angry Birds Movie, The Empty Bowl, Your Kickstarter Sucks and bigsofttitty,png! Also a few RPG podcasts, like D&D is for Nerds, Dragon Friends, How We Roll, NeoScum and The Adventure Zone!

>happy too

lel. The last time I cut myself is just a few days ago.

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 No.449002

File: ba5fbbc9c1ac343⋯.png (399.75 KB,1280x654,640:327,cute.png)

>yfw it's june

Year is halfway done reeee

>>449001

Feet are cute! Right next to armpits

Heard of that chapo one, also been trying to understand DnD, which has always seemed interesting to me but I've never played it because I was Billy no mates growing up.

>Your Kickstarter Sucks

Oh I hope that's what I think it is.

Well, happy sometimes. Or at least feel like I matter to someone. Because he matters to me.

>self harming

Smh I've had feelings of doing it, but haven't done so in like 2 months, because I promised him I'd stop! And I can't break a promise I made to him.

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 No.449003

File: 8920c974515f599⋯.png (235.94 KB,440x440,1:1,sk1426890959635.png)

>>449002

Chapo is fun!

>was no Billy mates

Uh. Sorry, ESL here, I've no idea what that means.

>I hope that's what I think it is

Probably! Two people who look at six Kickstarters per episode and make fun of them, with a bit of banter on either end.

Yeah, self harm sucks, but sometimes I do just get a bit too annoyed at myself. I'm glad you've been able to stop, at least!

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 No.449004

File: 070401fb6005504⋯.png (1.53 MB,1550x1600,31:32,METTATON-EX-Undertale-перс….png)

>>449003

What's it about exactly?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Billy%20no%20mates

No friends basically.

>make fun of them

Now that sounds like its right up my alley, most of what I watch on youtube is stuff like that, I think.

So do I, but I just think about him which is probably not good? Idk I dont really care if I hurt myself.

Tbh the scars are what suck.

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 No.449005

File: 331f879e3a36c45⋯.png (225.43 KB,550x550,1:1,sk1426890959652.png)

>>449004

O-oh, I see.

I'd strongly suggest you give Your Kickstarter Sucks a go, at least!

And I don't cut deep enough to leave permanent scars, thankfully.

Anyway, time for me to head to bed! Good night!

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 No.449006

File: d68e968976c061f⋯.png (152.79 KB,1024x1024,1:1,mettaton_by_tanithcharnel-….png)

>>449005

Yeah, wasn't very fun!

I'll try looking it up on My Search Client of Choice(tm)

I used to do it kinda deep, very noticeable scars on my thighs, at least they're hidden.

Hope these arent permanent though reeee

Night night Skandi-sama, sleep well.

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 No.449008

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