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File: cb318480732e5dd⋯.png (983.67 KB,829x671,829:671,Ichigo (146).PNG)

 No.448343 [View All]

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 No.448611

File: 3837af3ffdb2997⋯.jpg (56.6 KB,642x900,107:150,SassyRobot.jpg)

File: ab05de75d5daa2f⋯.jpg (100.82 KB,500x452,125:113,coat.jpg)

>>448610

I suppose so, get yourself a nice little plot of land and live very cozy away from the cities and those old apartment blocks.

Googling wet mettaton I was expecting something else, pleasantly surprised!

Also got this coat as a result, I like it, but then I realized I couldn't pull it off ; ;

Shower was enjoyed, thank you.

She looks naked in that pic lul

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 No.448613

File: 9841ab455c1f7fb⋯.png (1.1 MB,900x1200,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>448611

Guess so..

Huh, I see.

Why couldn't you?

Shit I didn't realize that! Adding 'immodest' to the filename.

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 No.448614

File: 2376d9c5ab29237⋯.jpg (511.17 KB,826x1169,118:167,MBA.jpg)

>>448613

I think those are called commie blocks!

Good results so far.

Feel like it's a bit too eccentric, and my self esteem talking. Looks sweet though.

Weeeell nudity doesn't necessarily have to be immodest, it can be done tastefully at times.

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 No.448615

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 No.448617

File: ff1f5d2d507ddea⋯.jpg (54.87 KB,500x706,250:353,byxzm2d4ak5z.jpg)

hmmm, why is the xylophone and it's relatives the instrument of choice for anything involving an archaeological dig.

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 No.448618

File: c41bfa1429dfd7c⋯.jpg (132.27 KB,946x570,473:285,sleep Clipboard03.jpg)

>>448614

I guess it is a bit eccentric.

That one's not tasteful I don't think. Oh well.

Anyways, imma go to bed in a few.

Good night.

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 No.448619

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB,500x250,2:1,7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

>>448617

because you've yet to hear the beauty that is the cow bell

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 No.448620

File: 4988aafb5a13f8b⋯.png (1.05 MB,893x1093,893:1093,Undertale-фэндомы-Mettaton….png)

>>448618

Would make me look like some movie bad guy. I like it.

Guess it isn't, it does look cropped so we'd need to see the full picture.

All I'm saying is not all nudity is bad, let's not be prudes here.

Good night, Rum, sleep well!

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 No.448621

File: e1cdf3017338f8b⋯.jpg (85.99 KB,500x706,250:353,0nUwRwc.jpg)

>>448619

The beauty of a meme instrument eh?

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 No.448622

File: f03bc41c8490f3d⋯.png (2.31 KB,300x250,6:5,netb3jfXyt-10.png)

>>448621

meme me up mommy jim

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 No.448623

File: de59d895e43256b⋯.jpg (130.63 KB,800x952,100:119,1f9b0ec4e3a14b788ba5bab587….jpg)

>>448622

I've never even met a percussionist that ironically owns a cowbell lol. I think the last time I saw one of those was in the school band.

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 No.448624

File: 4ce18a7b6892134⋯.jpg (37.14 KB,896x628,224:157,ss (2016-01-01 at 11.40.26….jpg)

>>448623

depressing times tbh.

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 No.448625

File: f66e67e358670b3⋯.png (414.8 KB,565x768,565:768,CdjCSUh.png)

Things have just been going too well for the last week or so. Makes me paranoid.

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 No.448626

File: 0a8a48cdecfde89⋯.jpg (82.67 KB,800x800,1:1,1348221861781.jpg)

dw I'm here to kill you in your sleep.

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 No.448627

File: 49ced62be633edf⋯.jpg (301.41 KB,800x1000,4:5,toradora_aisakataiga.jpg)

>>448626

>implying somebody who needs an ID to buy a butterknife could kill an American

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 No.448628

File: 635968486177b70⋯.png (2.97 KB,566x388,283:194,ss (2016-02-29 at 09.45.11….png)

I've a tactical assault gut and I'm not afraid to barp u

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 No.448629

>>448628

Yer gonna get arrested for that m8

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 No.448630

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB,500x250,2:1,9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

not if I die of a heart attack before that.

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 No.448631

File: 21265ab049e40a8⋯.png (118.54 KB,132x516,11:43,raid max spider and scorpi….png)

Who would win? One fat spider, or a can of spicy air

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 No.448632

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB,659x544,659:544,UHT57ap.png)

I'm sure that's a timely joke which hasn't been told to death at all tbh.

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 No.448633

I'll get new material someday, but for now I gotta work with what I got.

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 No.448634

File: 2597a44d8ba7f07⋯.png (840 B,500x250,2:1,1468399864241.png)

Oof, just got indirectly insulted there.

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 No.448636

File: 77d1d8e6263d74c⋯.jpg (91.58 KB,1280x720,16:9,toradora__taiga_chan_kawai….jpg)

I can't wait for Saturdaaaaaay!!!

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 No.448637

Why, what's so great about Saturday?

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 No.448638

File: 38c878ee7c28174⋯.jpg (123.56 KB,1024x1638,512:819,e3cenotdjqoz.jpg)

>>448637

second date with someone.

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 No.448639

>>448638

fuckin' gay

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 No.448640

File: 649ac95120db64d⋯.png (82.49 KB,262x262,1:1,sk1426890959431.png)

>>448638

Cuuute!

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 No.448641

File: 07e8045f976019a⋯.png (889.64 KB,1024x819,1024:819,V4Hx9Pi.png)

>>448639

its a gril

>>448640

thanks!

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 No.448642

>>448641

oh

tripple gay

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 No.448643

File: c94fb6842aa3aac⋯.png (218.47 KB,404x404,1:1,sk1426890959677.png)

>>448641

What's the plan, then? I've never really conventionally dated anyone, the first time I met master we were already bfs.

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 No.448644

File: b86410906800f91⋯.jpg (39.84 KB,581x600,581:600,pqvmx2g6ngry.jpg)

>>448642

tbh I tried to find a bf for half a decade and it didn't work out, fuck me.

>>448643

Welllll this is our second date and she asked me out, but we're going bowling! I am terrible at every sport except American football (handegg). I am expecting to get BTFO'd honestly. But if someone wants to spend time with me romantically I'm super happy for the opportunity!!

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 No.448645

File: f392dd1b16b3244⋯.png (234.78 KB,429x525,143:175,sk1426890959595.png)

>>448644

Be careful, then. If she beats you, I'm pretty sure that means that she'll have to be the giver and you'll have to be the receiver.

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 No.448646

>>448644

>fuck me

but then i'd be ur bf

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 No.448647

File: fb18721e435c10d⋯.jpg (55.88 KB,550x600,11:12,rgMaKTG.jpg)

>>448645

Kek, youre so funny Skandi-sama. This is really embarrassing but when I met her she made me feel like a child cause I was cold and she gave me warm food. I feel weird cause all I can give her is my singing in return since I'm chronically broke and nobody has ever wanted that from me.

>>448646

Gave up on the bf for now, it hasn't worked out since the last one.

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 No.448648

File: f67b0e9ad982c4b⋯.jpg (8.35 KB,255x220,51:44,c96acdbbbd5b051f40d4b2d88d….jpg)

yeah it's better to be my gf instead tbh.

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 No.448649

>>448647

oh no, what happened?

>>448648

don't the males get eaten

I won't kink shame, but uh

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 No.448650

File: 4173d9e2e95b78d⋯.png (182.32 KB,300x360,5:6,sk1426890959637.png)

>>448647

tbh, this all sounds great and I really hope it works out with you two!

But uh, now I am curious about you guys meeting though. Why would you be walking around being cold, and why would she just give you warm food?

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 No.448651

File: 040d3e2cf3ed98f⋯.png (43.12 KB,659x544,659:544,UHT57ap.png)

you've a hard time eating me bucko

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 No.448652

File: 92b0dcc010eb8c8⋯.jpg (150.91 KB,893x767,893:767,cvEEkpr.jpg)

>>448649

>>448650

She works at a pizza place I frequent lol, I underdress rather frequently in Michigan. We only went on dates in the last week… otherwise we've just been friendly and talking for months, nothing romantic! Also it's not like I'm homeless, just irresponsible. Also I paid for the food lol, I was dressing it up a lot. ^^

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 No.448653

File: 9cf9ee1f80625cc⋯.png (1.98 MB,1500x1500,1:1,sk1426890959949.png)

>>448652

Nice, then, good luck!

I'll be heading to bed now though, so good night!

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 No.448654

File: c219300b7dde2ac⋯.png (647.53 KB,768x1024,3:4,NXeRX7e.png)

>>448653

thanks Skandi-sama, good night. Hopefully I kick her ass at bowling on Saturday and establish myself as an alpha male /redpill

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 No.448656

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 No.448657

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Firefox fuckin sucks today

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 No.448658

File: 4e25f87c8d44164⋯.png (7.92 KB,434x294,31:21,4e25f87c8d441649c7d13e235c….png)

Aaaaaaaaaaaahh

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 No.448659

File: f90b8747807fc33⋯.jpg (664.53 KB,1800x2400,3:4,cgh6pihpqca11.jpg)

>bread went moldy with a few slices left

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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 No.448660

File: 2ae51473dbc6671⋯.gif (3.32 MB,300x258,50:43,rhb.gif)

>game getting ddosed

I will fight them on the side of the street

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 No.448661

File: 7969cc338dd9900⋯.png (19.23 KB,652x653,652:653,dL2zXOc.png)

just cut around the mold if it isn't so bad tbh.

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 No.448662

File: c7803db1fc0047c⋯.jpg (197.98 KB,700x1082,350:541,GGWgrSs.jpg)

>>448661

It wasn't so bad but whatever, it was my fault since I had planned to check the bread before I went out and forgot, then when I needed toast the bread turned out to be bad.

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 No.448663

File: fb329a5ceed2268⋯.png (6.43 KB,500x250,2:1,7d65f6e1fb6dd84de0f1358e6e….png)

F for your dough.

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 No.448666

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