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File: 0da19e83d93ee1c⋯.jpg (58.98 KB,332x233,332:233,0da19e83d93ee1cdc0eb4d17d5….jpg)

 No.442324 [View All]

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 No.442611

File: f6cf1cff2c5166a⋯.png (425.23 KB,894x763,894:763,f6cf1cff2c5166ab68d14c1a58….png)

>>442610

my earlier posts were all about how it was a bad idea mixing vodka and strawberry milk.

also strawberry soup?

yeah, I always try to look up.

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 No.442612

File: 6ffde00986632b7⋯.jpg (980.63 KB,950x1337,950:1337,d1a5e0442cb51e7b77491930c3….jpg)

>>442611

I think it's just called strawberry soup here because it's a more thick juice in it, but I thought it'd be a good idea to make some sweet strawberry flavoured vodka, but it turned out all alcohol-tastey.

I try not to let bad things get to me, but sometimes I can't help it at all, and then I just sleep over everything.

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 No.442613

File: 7c94adb04be6304⋯.gif (741.6 KB,641x538,641:538,me irl.gif)

>>442607

Left you hanging there, my bad.

But the dog thing is just the fact that the previous dog we had was hit by a car

And I heavily place the blame on myself

So it's a bit of a touchy subject

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 No.442614

File: 088ee6a1d638589⋯.jpg (85.56 KB,684x1199,684:1199,D1YF22hVsAEYdHd.jpg)

Hey guys this week I'm sponsored by…

Blue Apron! For weekly shipments of ready to make food! Use code Venla and get 20% off!

Wait no, nono

Say hello to this weeks sponsor Loot Crate, get your first box free with code Venla!

Damn it no that's not it either.

This week brought to you by Quip, get your toothbrush subscription service cheaper with code Venla!

Oh god I can't remember which monthly subscription service I was sponsored by today. I'll just do them all

As always thank you to my sponsor Sucstu, a monthly Succulent shipment right to your door! The plant kind HAHA! I bet you think I'm joking

what the fuck

useless subscription services are so stupid i just fucking can't

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 No.442615

>>442614

What are you on about?

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 No.442616

>>442614

You forgot dollar shave club

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 No.442617

File: 46e76ffbea5526f⋯.jpg (187.69 KB,900x1200,3:4,D1h-phMUkAE2iI5.jpg)

>>442615

stupid subscription services

>>442616

dang that was the OG one too i think

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 No.442618

File: 70584871d0fc783⋯.jpg (80.5 KB,1000x667,1000:667,tambox.jpg)

>>442617

Was it? I don't keep up with these things and don't really see why you need a subscription for razor blades.

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 No.442619

>>442617

They're not dumb! I'm sure they're useful!

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 No.442620

File: 40b177278da88a9⋯.png (1.47 MB,2048x1863,2048:1863,40b177278da88a94f4dfc520da….png)

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 No.442621

File: d7e162eece1603d⋯.png (191.84 KB,350x350,1:1,Annie_Leonhart_character_i….png)

Jesus christ I just had the worst nightmare of all time

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 No.442622

File: e536cd23e39764a⋯.png (1.09 MB,850x1219,850:1219,ClipboardImage.png)

I'm having the best time ever now!

>>442621

what was it

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 No.442623

File: 51e41ecc058c222⋯.jpg (140.54 KB,800x1136,50:71,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.15308….jpg)

>>442622

Probably gonna make me look like a crybaby

That the guy I like didn't want to talk with me anymore

Said something that upset him, don't remember what it was exactly

(And as if I haven't fucked things up enough)

Woke up crying ngl

But in better news, I finally got a divorce in FFXIV all I had to do was turn in the ring to some NPC.

And did the second and final coil to help someone clear them.

So much trauma over the damned Phoenix and now it can be done in less than 2 minutes.

https://my.mixtape.moe/mbdxmn.mp4

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 No.442624

File: 5d985ca36a12728⋯.jpg (98.6 KB,932x1200,233:300,Dzr_2OzUcAAMm3Y.jpg)

my posts ain't posting :c

>>442623

that's not a unique reaction to crybabies smh

You can divorce!?

Divorce is better news!?

Reminiscing about the old fights too

you really aren't having a positive day today

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 No.442625

File: 717a542bb305b05⋯.jpg (459.21 KB,700x988,175:247,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.15855….jpg)

>>442624

Captcha wasn't appearing for me.

Well yeah divorce is good news, because the person that I married switched worlds.

Was an old clan mate that I only married to get the wedding dress as a glamour for my White Mage.

A person needed help! And I was bored anyways, pretty cool that the party finder is now cross-world.

No but that's been every day for like a month now.

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 No.442626

>>442625

well at least all of those aren't negative after all even though they do sound negative

how has leveling etc been

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 No.442627

File: f236e0a7655c948⋯.jpg (477.61 KB,1100x809,1100:809,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.16557….jpg)

>>442626

I don't know anymore so they might be.

I'm halfway to 61 on my monk, taking a bit with these story quests.

I thought doing those old raids would give me EXP, but that was not the case, and I didn't want to bail on people cause that's rude as hell.

Does the raid roulette give EXP? That's where I get the 5minute queues.

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 No.442628

>>442627

you get bonus xp from all roulettes afaik

what data center were you on again

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 No.442629

File: 7217ed7c7a64a5d⋯.jpg (231.73 KB,599x799,599:799,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.16540….jpg)

>>442628

Ah good, Alexander is a cakewalk these days so maybe the grind won't be as bad as Heavensward.

I'm on Gilgamesh, finally joined an FC the other day.

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 No.442630

>>442629

it's not really that worth it after the daily bonus though

so your best bet is to do msq and or grind the highest lvl dungeon

gilga is cool for now

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 No.442631

File: 4043eda48ef778e⋯.jpg (398.87 KB,1200x1697,1200:1697,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.16099….jpg)

>>442630

Ah right forgot about that big bonus.

But dungeons take so loooong.

Gilgamesh is nice, though I don't really know anybody anymore.

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 No.442632

File: 108cd07ea007a91⋯.png (1.2 MB,1853x1058,1853:1058,ffxiv_15032019_221432_801.png)

>>442631

that's dps life

get yourself a tank slut

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 No.442633

File: 4a3153f49f358fe⋯.jpg (139.81 KB,700x715,140:143,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.15881….jpg)

>>442632

Maybe I could find something on the party finder.

>get yourself a tank slut

How exactly I barely talk to people

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 No.442634

>>442633

or just ask your new fc

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 No.442635

File: 77b9d676549eb95⋯.jpg (571.09 KB,900x1200,3:4,Bertholdt.Fubar.full.15250….jpg)

>>442634

I guess I could, didn't really join that FC out of anything other than it was the first offer I got.

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 No.442636

File: 35cf567153af384⋯.png (567.99 KB,466x750,233:375,35cf567153af3849ba7a481b02….png)

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 No.442637

File: 3bcd6a831d153b9⋯.png (114.95 KB,400x400,1:1,tea.png)

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 No.442638

File: cdd983cc1518855⋯.png (2.85 MB,2149x3035,2149:3035,cdd983cc15188557570ca10793….png)

>>442637

hello new person

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 No.442639

File: 55643485de51606⋯.gif (2.97 MB,270x270,1:1,Maki3.gif)

>>442638

Hello

Am not that new, but kinda.

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 No.442640

File: 004cc0556a7dc31⋯.png (388.6 KB,400x640,5:8,004cc0556a7dc3110c3bdf6729….png)

>>442639

old guy who came back?

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 No.442641

File: 7b3749958b55480⋯.gif (1.69 MB,480x270,16:9,spin poppy.gif)

>>442640

Nah, I got here last month-ish.

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 No.442642

File: 55a8539ff36d244⋯.png (907.72 KB,906x1280,453:640,55a8539ff36d2447c9bbacc8cb….png)

>>442641

thats pretty damn new brother

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 No.442643

File: b77ddde3e527ff5⋯.gif (768.06 KB,256x155,256:155,drop.gif)

>>442642

Damnit it is, isn't it?

Oh well.

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 No.442644

File: 56e2e31f8b4dd72⋯.png (83.94 KB,590x490,59:49,Screen Shot 2019-03-18 at ….png)

WHEW

I spent 12 hours yesterday and 9 hours today working on an essay, but I did manage to finish it! The Chicken in the Egg: Eating Disorders as Self-Defence in The Edible Woman. It's for such a meme class, but I did find myself surprisingly interested in it the more I read. Though a couple of the works cited were retarded (looking at you, Anti-Edibles: Capitalism and Schizophrenia. The pun even sucks).

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 No.442645

>>442644

Congratulations!

I think the pun is kinda okay xwx

What style is that? APA? Or uhm, that Chicago style thing maybe?

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 No.442646

File: 666601c37341e5d⋯.jpg (1.52 MB,2460x3280,3:4,IMG_20190316_193833483.jpg)

>>442645

Ree, the pun is silly! Not that I've actually read Anti-Oedipus, so maybe it's super relevant to the novel.

The style is MLA 8! Automatically generated by my uni's library though, so there's the possibility of some of them being wrong.

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 No.442647

File: d11a30c83ec1315⋯.png (15.17 KB,599x147,599:147,ClipboardImage.png)

>>442646

>Anti-Oedipus, so maybe it's super relevant to the novel.

>Anti-Edibles

Oh. Somehow I thought you meant the other pun.

Oh. I think we used to use 7 back at bachelor's. If the p. and vol. and such is part of the new norm, so much the better! Back in the day they'd just use numbers, of course everyone will understand they're page numbers, not like it could be date or issue or volume or anything, what are you retarded?!

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 No.442648

File: 96b240a9648d58c⋯.jpg (155.42 KB,800x600,4:3,maids.jpg)

File: 013318571dda1d3⋯.png (89.98 KB,1500x827,1500:827,er wat.png)

Is it really worth paying 18 dollars for this maid outfit?

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 No.442649

File: da91e58f20a61fa⋯.jpg (97.47 KB,496x993,496:993,1552004998699.jpg)

>>442647

Oh! Well, "Famininity" is decent enough.

III assume it's part of the new system, at least! And it does make a ton of sense, the space in the works cited section really isn't at that high a premium that you can't add a few explanatory letters here and there.

>>442648

I gotta admit, it really doesn't seem like it! It's too generic, imo.

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 No.442650

>>442648

Tons of people thought so apparently.

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 No.442651

File: c058d63dffd0559⋯.png (69.62 KB,209x240,209:240,all hail Tsuyu f84.png)

>>442649

Yeah, exactly. But why make it intuitive and easy to read, Skandi-sama?

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 No.442652

File: bf2e5f04d120daa⋯.jpg (23.31 KB,794x133,794:133,damn right.JPG)

>>442649

Yeah but there's no other maid outfit in game to my knowledge.

Males can't even wear it! What is this discrimination Squeenix?!

Tbh owning one irl would be the bees knees

>>442650

I'm debating it, probably not worth it! Almost half the price of an expansion.

And I still have my bunny outfit.

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 No.442653

File: 20e45c328a2dbf5⋯.png (667.62 KB,677x675,677:675,Screen Shot 2019-03-12 at ….png)

>>442651

I mean, really, the format might as well be "Author: something", "Title: something", etc., but oh well.

>>442652

>Males can't even wear it

Whaaat. Dudes in maid outfits can be pretty cute, though! smdh

Far too expensive, though. Is there no other way to get it?

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 No.442654

File: 584c95d321161b1⋯.jpg (70.7 KB,564x705,4:5,wave 5a48a5b75d31ac7cbcb30….jpg)

>>442653

Mhmm. Guess it's time to hit the bath for me. Gonna be back later, just not sure whether tonight or another day.

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 No.442655

File: 28d9930f6affa50⋯.jpg (199.59 KB,948x1080,79:90,average cat boy.jpg)

>>442653

Right?! Males get their own version which is just a boring suit.

Should be like the bunny outfit where it's unisex.

What, getting one irl or in game?

Cause there's no other way of getting it in game, as far as I know.

>>442654

Enjoy your bath.

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 No.442656

File: 073555376ccb2cf⋯.jpg (56.93 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1550855834255.jpg)

>>442654

Aight, soap yourself up well!

>>442655

Boo. But I guess the bunny outfit being unisex is nice, at least, except I would've preferred if it was essentially just identical to the one in Haruhi.

kek, I did mean getting one in the game. I'm sure they're expensive irl too!

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 No.442657

File: c0ce72d0925d392⋯.png (28.2 KB,784x543,784:543,waifu stats.png)

>>442656

And the best part is that you can get it in game for no cost, just gotta play a minigame.

Ooh just like a leotard thing, that would look extremely weird on males lel.

They are, I checked! But I do have something close to one and that was relatively cheap.

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 No.442658

File: 1256aea88679b6f⋯.jpg (123.63 KB,958x1024,479:512,1552253231708.jpg)

>>442657

Oh neat! Squeenix, uh, striking a blow for equality, kinda sorta (not really).

It would only look weird in the game because, I assume, the game doesn't take bulges into account!

Well, if you're pleased with how it looks, then good!

What's that image from, though?

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 No.442660

new thread you lazy fuqqers

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 No.442799

File: bfeec1eae341d9d⋯.jpg (12.9 KB,181x254,181:254,080.jpg)

File: 57ebf2b1abde863⋯.jpg (20.38 KB,304x428,76:107,081.jpg)

If you think she is wet from just water, you have obviously missed the point of this board.

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