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File: 31a0b6714478611⋯.jpg (194.38 KB,1536x2048,3:4,nu4cclwj13h21.jpg)

 No.441885 [View All]

The one where we swear never to drink again edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

also the one where i made burt hate me

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 No.442279

File: f581b77c5178ee2⋯.jpg (756.01 KB,850x1273,850:1273,五月 (70).jpg)

>>442275

My friend actually picked that as his stage name

Uriel is fiiiine though.

>>442276

Absolutely not.

I like to believe I have some knowledge of Norway and Sweden as well but.

Idk

Tired

or something

leave me alone reeee

>>442274

There are better things for that though.

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 No.442280

File: ea165a8e86ac4dd⋯.jpg (153.34 KB,686x620,343:310,wahahahaha.jpg)

>>442270

Yeah. My sleep paralysis often comes with auditory / visual hallucinations and it's fucking nasty.

You two seem like you make a really cute couple. I'd like to be talking to my gf all day but she has dnd today so she won't be able to talk and hhhhhh

>>442272

Yeah, I've never really done fighters. I play just about everything else except strategy, though. Been binging racing games lately after replaying Burnout Paradise got me thirsty for cars.

>>442273

eh, fair enough

i have no idea what i'm doing except that i have dnd later today

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 No.442281

File: c6375aaf78f246e⋯.jpg (498.66 KB,772x1100,193:275,e136ac81b366a5449553ddc56f….jpg)

>>442278

Oh, don't think my parents' cats never did that, but they sure did get near the table whenever there was something good, they also loved to eat french fries.

>>442279

True, but there's no government run over-5%-alcohol-proof drink store near me.

>>442280

Well, I just play a lot of shooters, looters and strategies every now and then.

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 No.442282

File: ce9b01a4282ee40⋯.png (512.41 KB,773x1044,773:1044,24f60c9eef90b5a18ca53f0554….png)

>>442279

Hm a strange coincidence indeed.

It sure is, now I love that name.

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 No.442283

File: b786f3dcbba190d⋯.png (207.52 KB,1018x1065,1018:1065,1548725866222.png)

>>442279

You truly are a master of persuasion.

>>442280

I do occasionally hallucinate when I wake up in the middle of the night, buuut never anything worse than like "the floorboards are moving" or whatever, and even though I know it's fake it's still creepy enough. You have my sympathy!

kek, thanks! We've been together for almost four years after all!

>>442281

smh. I wish I'd filmed Tony begging for fish, he goes completely insane. He'll rub his face against my legs, and if I don't react he'll jump up and bump his face against my knees, and if I keep not reacting he'll roll around on the floor right next to my feet, all the while meowing as if he's starving to death before my very eyes.

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 No.442284

File: ec7478abd554dd0⋯.png (541.73 KB,700x722,350:361,DtVfYkjUUAAMlV.png)

>>442283

A few of my parents' cats did that for affection, that reminds me that I should visit the house sometime again as one of their current cats always kept following me and jumping up to lean against my feet for pets.

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 No.442285

File: 3537858611181cc⋯.jpg (56.84 KB,717x718,717:718,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.jpg)

>>442281

I'd play more strategy games, but I can't afford a decent PC and PS4 just gets the occasional grand strategy. Though there's an Age of Wonders game coming later this year that I'll keep an eye on. Seems like it could be pretty good, potentially.

>>442283

I've seen spooky shit. First time was this reaper-looking thing moving across the room with a horrific face. Second there was some kind of presence pushing into me and whispering my name

Damn, I can't believe it's been 4 years already. Then again, you were dating him for all the time I've known you, so it kind of makes sense.

I just started dating a new girl a few weeks ago. She's poly with a bf, and her bf and I get along pretty well, so I'm kinda hopeful for a full on polycule in the future.

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 No.442286

File: 06b70c7fd4db9da⋯.jpg (478.74 KB,848x1024,53:64,d78842e9852dc2cec49a59a7a9….jpg)

>>442285

I don't think RTS games or grand strategy games require too much, minus like Company of Heroes 2 with all the artillery explosions happening all over the map.

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 No.442287

>>442286

Yeah, my laptop is pretty garbage though. I'd like to get a PC in the future, but I'll probably wait until I can afford an actually good one.

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 No.442288

File: f15acfe96479c7f⋯.jpg (101.1 KB,460x800,23:40,Winter.jpg)

>>442287

Oh, right, you don't have a PC.

Saving up for one as of currently?

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 No.442289

File: 51d8024e2deeefb⋯.jpg (375.49 KB,1227x1356,409:452,tumblr_p9vcc3ofN81tzl3xfo1….jpg)

>>442284

Uh sure! And maybe also visit the house to see your parents? Unless there's a reason not to.

>>442285

Yeeeah, that is awful.

Yep! But it's gotta be said that we're counting it from the very first time we ever talked, so realistically you could cut maybe half a year off that time. It's just that us becoming a couple was so gradual that it's the best specific date we've got.

Oh nice! I don't quiiite get poly stuff, but if it works for you then good luck!

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 No.442290

File: aec78058be3dbde⋯.png (180.65 KB,826x1200,413:600,meirl.png)

Is it possible for something to be the best and worst decision you've ever made?

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 No.442291

File: f9bb1b219ffa8a4⋯.jpg (2.99 MB,2125x3011,2125:3011,fe4559152b3bc173be46a63a7b….jpg)

>>442289

Ehh, I'm not too big of a people person, I mean, I can act like it easily, but quite a lot of the times I'd like to just sleep.

>>442290

Only if you're insecure about it.

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 No.442292

File: c0d0596af3ebad3⋯.jpeg (12.76 KB,194x259,194:259,wahaaaa.jpeg)

>>442288

Nah, I'm not quite able to yet. My first priority is saving up to be able to move in the future. I'm on disability and rent eats up most of my income, which is a big oof.

Once I move off island I should be able to find a more affordable living situation, though, which'll be a big help.

>>442289

That's fair! Most of my relationships have just blended into romantic love without much warning.

Yeah, poly is hit or miss depending on the person. But with a good closed group you get this sense of like… community / family, which is nice.

>>442290

Yeah, I guess

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 No.442293

File: ad97e68f423055b⋯.jpg (419.67 KB,1812x1812,1:1,eec7a74cdfabf39463fae0c8da….jpg)

>>442292

Ah, I know that feel, although my rent eats up most of my study-aid money.

Thankfully my old workplace called me in to do odd-jobs and do 2 months of summertime work.

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 No.442294

File: 4040381dde02120⋯.jpg (764.13 KB,1280x1624,160:203,tumblr_p0asp9Veqc1tzl3xfo1….jpg)

>>442291

Not a people person but a cat person, then?

>>442292

Makes sense, yeah. It started out with him and me just talking kinda lewd, and ended up https://skandikonata.tumblr.com/post/157481432749/i-require-a-list-of-everything-you-did-together

However I try to say that I don't get it I just end up sounding judgmental! I do hope it works out, anyway!

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 No.442295

File: dedd6ae2b644ba2⋯.jpg (184.89 KB,1190x885,238:177,Rene_Magritte_La_Memoire.jpg)

>>442291

There are conflicting feelings

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 No.442296

File: d77e4fc6a204f6b⋯.jpg (217.85 KB,800x800,1:1,ghHaAZp.jpg)

>>442294

For some reason animals are pretty natural with me, no clue why.

Oh, you climbed a mountain?

My highscore is at 3718 meters being Mt. Teide in Spain.

>>442295

So, was I correct?

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 No.442297

File: 4c7710f25a8e943⋯.jpeg (149.46 KB,500x648,125:162,Magritte_-La-Mémoire-1948.jpeg)

>>442296

There's insecurity, regret, sadness but also joy.

It is an abstract feel.

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 No.442298

File: 33ba98f52c628cb⋯.jpg (25.14 KB,491x491,1:1,waaaaaaaaahhhhhh.jpg)

>>442293

I need to get my mental health worked on before I can really hold a job, I think. I'm probably going to at least do a part time job once I'm more stabilized, though.

>>442294

Yeah, most of my relationships start with like, me and somebody watching stuff on rabb.it or playing vidya, then we start calling eachother cute, eventually somebody pops the 'so do you really like me?'

And nah, it's cool. Not everyone's built for poly. And there's different types of poly, like I can't really do multiple separate relationships at once.

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 No.442299

File: 2d9acfadc9cac63⋯.jpg (121.15 KB,957x596,957:596,ef17b94cab6c789d7960c8d77c….jpg)

>>442297

Go with the flow, that's how I did when I got into university finally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE

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 No.442300

File: b1bb95dbeb4d43b⋯.jpg (318.6 KB,1800x1400,9:7,n5085a58aeb1b1.jpg)

>>442298

Could try with some jobs that don't require as much from your personality though.

But hopefully you can get it worked out soon, so you can make some big bucks for nice things.

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 No.442301

File: f1ca564422fefd2⋯.jpg (387.71 KB,1200x1673,1200:1673,1894 hipster.jpg)

>>442296

I guess that just makes you a cat boy.

We did not at all climb a mountain! But my home city is exceptionally hilly, so getting from the city centre to the restaurant we were going to took about 40 minutes of exceptionally steep hill. As in, most cars aren't even allowed to try to drive straight up/down them.

>>442298

It's cute, tbh!

… Huh. I hadn't even considered the possibility of people being part of several poly relationships at once. I feel so vanilla now.

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 No.442302

File: 3511d32b39d0bcb⋯.jpg (308.75 KB,723x1023,241:341,d3303b28b3afde78f7e1f04642….jpg)

>>442301

Well, I'm pretty good with cats and dogs.

Oh..

I climbed the whole mountain and climbed down in the span of 2-3ish hours.

Sometimes I think I should conquer Mt. Fuji in Japan, since it's like 200m higher, so it's about nothing.

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 No.442303

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>442299

That's what I've been doing, or trying to at least.

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 No.442304

File: 26092ea5c16d78a⋯.jpg (46.8 KB,683x827,683:827,a5190d16f493d7c5e54faf9071….jpg)

>>442303

Try not to think about it too much, at least the worrisome side, more so about what you will do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlkaF3VOzPg

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 No.442305

File: 35f148aba513041⋯.jpg (154.86 KB,915x917,915:917,1550857166846.jpg)

>>442302

Those are the only pets that matter, tbh.

Give us a break! Master's from Wisconsin, it's even flatter than the girls he prefers. If I brought him to an actual mountain, he'd die.

Huh. That's weirdly quick, but I guess I'm used to less steep mountains, where you don't really "climb".

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 No.442306

File: f9cac156e05a999⋯.jpg (97.72 KB,482x652,241:326,f3e12343c7e448f4e1b03bfb0b….jpg)

>>442305

Ah, I was born in the middle of a forest, so it's natural for me to be in the woods collecting berries, mushrooms and fishing.

They're not really too big, since all of the forests here were flatwoods or hills.

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 No.442307

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>442304

Right, I'll stand by it until the bitter end.

I guess I should start cancelling some stuff I have, if anyone here actually wants my OSRS account, let me know. I won't be using it much going forward.

That's a really happy sounding track btw.

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 No.442308

File: da91e58f20a61fa⋯.jpg (97.47 KB,496x993,496:993,1552004998699.jpg)

>>442306

Okay, Nuuskamuikkunen.

The Spanish one must've been decently big though, or at least it must've been relatively steep so you could've gotten up there and back that quick! Or I might just be used to very tame mountains.

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 No.442309

File: 95f953a25143bd6⋯.jpg (54.18 KB,780x438,130:73,waaaaaaaa.jpg)

I could stand to collect some mushrooms right now tbqh

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 No.442310

File: 76cd73751dfd59d⋯.png (7.95 MB,2507x3541,2507:3541,Blue eyes doe4.png)

>>442307

Just focus on the good things.

Ehh, I have my own OSRS account because of someone special I like..

It reminds me of a friend that used to listen to such "ska" stuff back in college around 2015s.

Used to listen to this a lot in his car whilst giving me a lift home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvdL5EHmPAo

>>442308

Wow, rude.

It wasn't too hard, since I focused on climbing it 100% and going down about the same as I had a schedule, no time for sight-seeing.

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 No.442311

File: 7452fef41be1026⋯.jpg (175.32 KB,1000x709,1000:709,1551879227556.jpg)

>>442310

It is 0% rude, Nuuskamuikkunen is extremely good!

Huuuh. I guess we have fundamentally different philosophies then. I like pausing like once every half hour to just take in the view and talk to whoever I'm hiking with.

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 No.442312

File: e95bbbb75f0fef3⋯.jpg (925.28 KB,992x1398,496:699,Im not sure anymore.jpg)

>>442311

I don't habeeb you.

I like to do those carpe diem things where you stop for a moment to appreciate it, but I prefer silence over anything for those, like observing a scenery of a forest for like 15 seconds and sighing and then continuing on with it all.

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 No.442313

File: 88f8c44491f91f6⋯.jpg (430.48 KB,1600x1227,1600:1227,1551844605309.jpg)

>>442312

What the heck, you're Finnish! How could you possibly think he's bad? If you were, say, British, you could at least plead ignorance.

Eeeh, understandable, I suppose. My particular type of depression doesn't really let me enjoy being alone with my thoughts, is all, so that doesn't work for me.

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 No.442314

File: fb2e86772371fc6⋯.jpg (111.56 KB,568x800,71:100,c714b6bc32ac2fe2cbcc5d0200….jpg)

>>442313

Because it's snusmumriken, using snus and all!

I cope with it at times, but sometimes I enjoy being with certain people.

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 No.442315

File: b6e9ef3b7746603⋯.png (648.26 KB,1280x720,16:9,Image-7.png)

>>442310

They're too far in between.

Someone you like? Jealous

You sure though, it has 2008 total level, and a really crappy 500m bank.

It's just gonna rot away, maybe I can sell it for something.

Back in 2015 I only listened to stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH2BAn8gZr4

Glad I expanded my horizons, not to say that this is bad, cause it's not tbh.

But y'know

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 No.442316

File: af493a0ec07674b⋯.jpg (61.49 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1550862100607.jpg)

>>442314

He smokes a pipe, you nerd!

Personally, I choose the middle road: Listening to podcasts while walking. Not quite alone, not quite not alone!

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 No.442317

File: dd02578af7c362b⋯.webm (838.2 KB,640x360,16:9,Hana Kimura is fine.webm)

>>442315

Woah what the hell happened to my tripcode?!

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 No.442318

File: 2448808a44c977c⋯.jpg (13.03 KB,320x320,1:1,fish.jpg)

>>442317

Oh I think it was just a space at the end

I'm stupid

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 No.442319

File: e306dc99d3c2a29⋯.jpg (1.29 MB,1500x1500,1:1,e267b241f5d17f61b41e5f7031….jpg)

>>442315

Well, they like me too, but go a bit cold at times, but it's okay.

Should save it though, might bring you joy someday.

I used to be a full-blown metalhead during my teenager years, but I ended up learning to like pretty much any genre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-UTPKL-UGY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhn5T3dBOwE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

>>442316

But his name is snusmumriken, so he does snus!

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 No.442320

File: e21d72a66e609e6⋯.gif (1.42 MB,498x384,83:64,e21d72a66e609e60346ee42ef8….gif)

>>442319

reee, he does not!

Anyway though, with that persuasive argument I'm gonna be heading off to bed.

Good night!

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 No.442321

Oh,

SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD

And follow the standard template, please.

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 No.442322

File: 91208d2edface1e⋯.jpg (140.65 KB,1081x1440,1081:1440,1c5d73e21d307b3c6debc2c220….jpg)

>>442320

That's what you say!

Sleep well.

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 No.442323

File: 8fda5fc2ff582b2⋯.jpg (122.38 KB,594x594,1:1,sdocJQG.jpg)

>>442319

Hey that's better than anything I've ever accomplished with anyone.

Eh idk, maybe I will save it. Still haven't made up my mind so I may not be thinking straight!

Yeah same here, although I still have the long hair.

Love Doom metal tho, fantastic stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjg9HuFpHnA

>>442320

Night

>>442321

Oooh ooh can I make the thread, whats the standard template?

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 No.442325

File: 7f297f887e9333b⋯.jpg (113.04 KB,890x833,890:833,c21582df9232cb33347d8edadd….jpg)

>>442323

Hah, I still think about growing my hair long as I had in highschool, I was mostly into thrash metal such as megadeth, sodom etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NHIHiFtuEI

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 No.442326

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 No.442327

>>442323

Jeez! Just have "CJMT #1183" as the subject (in this case), write "[whatever text you want] edition" in the post itself, and preferably add a Youtube link to a song that fits the theme

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 No.442328

>>442327

Well someone already beat me to the punch but I'll keep that in mind, into the new thread we go.

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 No.448822

slut

lewd

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