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File: cfebffd30e76126⋯.jpg (177.08 KB,850x618,425:309,sample_9b2f96b2d1e4501c08b….jpg)

 No.441547 [View All]

Just tomorrow and the day after that, then finally free.

https://youtu.be/AEp08vVYreg

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 No.441835

File: 3d14ed836a56139⋯.jpg (51.58 KB,363x600,121:200,Kasako.(Komeshiro.Kasu).60….jpg)

>>441833

Is that a yes~?

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 No.441836

File: d9e425714dd4640⋯.jpg (786.2 KB,759x1075,759:1075,__caster_fate_stay_night_a….jpg)

i'm going to stop drinking this yea-… Let's not go crazy. This month if this is also ruined

https://www.alko.fi/en/tuotteet/558117/Acquesi-Cortese-Extra-Sec

>>441834

yeah i opened it and in bottle it didn't smell too bad, but in the glass… it was overwhelmingly sour like chemicals and the taste was… i can't even describe it. I hope they contact me since i gave my number, or that the dude tried it in the backroom and next time i see him he'll be like "nice pick dood, it was bad indeed"

>>441835

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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 No.441837

>>441836

Can't you just take it back to the store?

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 No.441838

>>441837

I did!

And they gave the refund

And then i bought another sparkly. that was 50 cents more expensive

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 No.441839

>>441838

Oh. Good. Just get liquor next time.

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 No.441840

>>441839

can't that go bad too though

i guess not as easily

but the cork can rot! probably

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 No.441841

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 No.441842

>>441841

this isn't a song

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 No.441843

File: 4d09cdaa0b8dfc2⋯.jpg (86.43 KB,1280x720,16:9,1519318707381.jpg)

>>441800

is this tera?

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 No.441844

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>>441842

It speaks to me.

This is a song, however.

>>441843

Nope, Final Fantasy 14.

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 No.441845

File: 69e646a509acbb6⋯.png (31.04 KB,325x325,1:1,1550496721305-k.png)

>>441844

Oh, looks like a decent game,

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 No.441846

File: 36f808209e9c8c3⋯.jpg (64.54 KB,960x960,1:1,1551396269407.jpg)

>my laptop is in New York now

Assuming it won't get stuck in customs for too long, master will soon get it and (hopefully) repair it, and then I won't be stuck on this horrible mid 2010 Macbook any more!! The laptop where even previewing this image took five seconds!

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 No.441847

File: 1eed5984b52f7db⋯.jpg (234.63 KB,1089x810,121:90,Touhou34.jpg)

>>441845

I remember it being quite fun yeah, I'll probably get back into it one of these days.

>>441846

That's some good news at least

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 No.441848

File: b71ae26a096f18c⋯.jpg (1.23 MB,2439x3252,3:4,IMG_20190212_102621035.jpg)

>>441847

Extremely good news! The only thing I'm worried about is that I technically lied on the customs declaration thing, because the lady at the postal office said I should claim that he had forgotten the laptop here, because if I said that it was sent for repairs they'd assume I was sending it to a company. But hopefully it'll work out!

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 No.441849

>>441848

what a nice lady!

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 No.441850

File: 7576cdc6457c1ad⋯.jpg (3.92 MB,3024x4032,3:4,IMG_20190222_164343232.jpg)

>>441849

Well, maybe! Unless she totally screwed me, and the CIA will come busting down my door tomorrow and drag me to Gitmo!

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 No.441851

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 No.441852

>>441850

next time you go to america it's straight to jail!

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 No.441853

File: 35f148aba513041⋯.jpg (154.86 KB,915x917,915:917,1550857166846.jpg)

>>441851

Yes, that is essentially what I'm imagining!

>>441852

As long as master goes there with me! So I can be his bitch and thus be protected.

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 No.441854

File: c4aea63ec2e6de9⋯.jpg (74.16 KB,1200x831,400:277,Dx2PKtlUYAEMxF-.jpg)

>>441853

and that's how someone in prison got two additinal sex slaves in his harem

ngl it'd be super hot to be forced to do gay stuff in front of someone for humiliation aahhhhh

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 No.441855

File: 3d4a17894d4f294⋯.png (747.61 KB,970x545,194:109,ClipboardImage.png)

File: 26437b035d1ffa3⋯.png (2.03 MB,1920x697,1920:697,ClipboardImage.png)

File: e799d0bc286be1c⋯.png (739.89 KB,1024x683,1024:683,ClipboardImage.png)

Finally reaped my friend's boypussy in Scythe today. The Togawa shogunate beat the dishonourable Scottish Albion clan.

Wish I had more to drink though.

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 No.441856

File: 757c5fde16b3d48⋯.png (769.7 KB,1280x1372,320:343,f7a54ed956c5202668d15dd98c….png)

>>441853

Lucky for you I don't think they can do that in Norway

Can they?

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 No.441857

File: 8964109a13552b1⋯.png (8.37 MB,5182x7640,2591:3820,03686ea580b1a1e1871747beec….png)

>>441855

I don't know what any of that means but good job.

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 No.441859

File: 06d397f9bab0c3b⋯.jpg (22.26 KB,500x494,250:247,63b40d91b5d8dae17948b2fa94….jpg)

Hello good people of lewd

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 No.441860

File: 091923840cc77cd⋯.jpg (945.56 KB,1688x2000,211:250,Wendy.Corduroy.full.209127….jpg)

>>441858

>>441859

Hello doubleposting people of lewd

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 No.441861

File: b979f276ef2beed⋯.jpg (42.37 KB,564x564,1:1,salute 4cf8f427775ce6cc3f6….jpg)

And good frogs, of course.

>>441857

Thanks, it just means I played the Japanese and won! While he played the Scots.

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 No.441862

File: 073555376ccb2cf⋯.jpg (56.93 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1550855834255.jpg)

>>441854

Pfft, master and I are both tall broad-shouldered guys, and I've done like six years of taekwondo. (But I'd still get my ass kicked.)

Yeeeah, that'd be super hot, I don't disagree.

>>441856

Sure sure, the US has zero history of doing illegal things in other countries!

>>441859

Hiya, Ely! That is one good cat.

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 No.441863

>>441862

> the US has zero history of doing illegal things in other countries!

Can't be illegal if they ain't under our laws and not in our country. Checkmate, nerd ;^).

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 No.441864

File: 0e68eff00252d34⋯.png (908.96 KB,750x1000,3:4,Wendy.png)

>>441861

Good job, wouldn't have won against Americans though.

>>441862

Now I don't know what you're talking about there.

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 No.441865

File: af493a0ec07674b⋯.jpg (61.49 KB,1024x1024,1:1,1550862100607.jpg)

>>441863

I'm afraid the US did a tactical blunder by signing all sorts of international treaties. But thankfully, the easy way to solve that is to just not send anyone to the Hague!

>>441864

I was just saying that the US has a clean record! Now just send Kissinger over here, we'll give him a warm welcome. I hear he's interested in history, we can even show him the place in my home town where the war criminals were executed.

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 No.441866

File: 3c2862ff52b6161⋯.jpg (30.75 KB,400x400,1:1,wave XnlHD5WZ_400x400.jpg)

>>441864

Joke's on you, there's none!

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 No.441867

File: 193720a1966a123⋯.jpg (525.38 KB,724x1024,181:256,dede256ef3ed613887deb51d5d….jpg)

>>441865

Only counts as a war crime if you lose :3c

>>441866

Now that's just wrong.

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 No.441868

File: b786f3dcbba190d⋯.png (207.52 KB,1018x1065,1018:1065,1548725866222.png)

>>441867

I have no idea what you're talking about, I just figured he'd be interested in historical sites.

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 No.441869

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 No.441870

>>441869

I think Hayter actually voiced that tweet.

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 No.441871

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 No.441872

File: 53ca8aacd4b0f40⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.07 MB,1040x1024,65:64,ClipboardImage.png)

>>441862

Sometimes i wonder if lack of humiliation fetish content has made me more open to other kind of humiliating fetishes

since most are weird but if it has one bit of humiliation, it's good enough.

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 No.441873

File: 77e6b538b278cb3⋯.jpeg (330.99 KB,1461x2048,1461:2048,ba3df9985c308685087a2cb51….jpeg)

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 No.441874

File: 2a947bcb077964d⋯.png (332.77 KB,670x934,335:467,daee45abfc4fb343ce442e64cf….png)

>>441860

Goddamnit no fair, I deleted that

8chan is messy reeeee

>>441861

Hai frog

>>441862

I saved it because it reminded me of my first that I had briefly and still miss dearly.

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 No.441875

File: 9bac3ced2bc700b⋯.png (730.81 KB,900x1200,3:4,628c8503b5a6929a3b48d7df78….png)

>>441874

I thought you weren't here ree

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 No.441876

File: 7834cb50ce9a77b⋯.jpg (98.95 KB,850x498,425:249,cute troublesome.jpg)

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 No.441877

>>441865

Maybe they signed it saying "everyone but us." It's possible.

>>441869

>>441871

Oh now I get the name they gave themselves.

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 No.441878

File: e6a6c18e2843a83⋯.jpg (72.69 KB,774x1032,3:4,wave tsuyu_asui_by_pilloth….jpg)

>>441867

The events take place like 100 yeas ago so that's basically as if Murrica had not existed!

>>441874

Hello hello… Sup?

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 No.441879

File: ca48c2b08125ab2⋯.png (1.16 MB,1029x1535,1029:1535,e143c173edc1e38f7a70fc0319….png)

>>441875

Do you want me to leave?

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 No.441880

File: 36ebb9239853d71⋯.jpg (119.21 KB,889x1200,889:1200,DmouU29UcAA4gel.jpg)

>>441879

nono

nothing nothing

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 No.441881

File: 32d330f5fb868cf⋯.jpg (1.06 MB,1920x3049,1920:3049,yande.re 391391 bodysuit o….jpg)

>>441874

It is, but I was just messing.

Hello either way.

>>441878

Ah that makes more sense, what other nations are there?

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 No.441882

File: 7a1fc584f2425ad⋯.jpg (2.38 MB,2500x2500,1:1,warrior Boku.no.Hero.Acade….jpg)

>>441881

Crimea

Nordic

Polania

Rusviet

Saxony

and the two I mentioned before, which both happen to be from the expansion.

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 No.441883

File: 583f0626cf7bb86⋯.png (378.57 KB,609x394,609:394,Dz4rrXCUwAAsT6l.png)

>>441871

>>441870

Thaaank you! If nobody posted that, I would've done it myself. It is just so great.

>>441872

Well sure, that makes sense! If you're into humiliation, you can like humiliation stuff even if it doesn't actually apply to you!

Like I fap to the standard "oh you look so girly" stuff, and also SPH.

>>441874

A-aw. Do you have any pets now, then?

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 No.441884

File: a0db6a64c226427⋯.jpg (948.2 KB,816x1158,136:193,dc8df49967bda682b7f1368b64….jpg)

>>441880

Pretend I'm not.

Go ahead.

You do you.

>>441878

Doing some ffxiv stuff and drinking probably a bit more than I should.

Today is the anniversary of me realizing how garbage I am.

First day of it too!

>>441881

What's up

>>441883

Uhm…I have uhhh…one…

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 No.441886

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