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File: 79d28128954d464⋯.png (262.27 KB,900x748,225:187,880585064402f2b97c9776c87e….png)

 No.439606 [View All]

We should all go for a cute bike trip

Everyone bring something to eat and drink!

Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0

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 No.439894

File: 0fc6a22301dbea8⋯.jpg (43 KB,340x254,170:127,223.jpg)

>>439892

It's only 6:33pm though? Would they really call the cops at this time?

Go with a singleplayer game.

>>439893

>filename

A bit late for you, no?

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 No.439895

File: d7510a306533088⋯.png (262.59 KB,590x680,59:68,wink tsuyu___by_kitstea-dc….png)

>>439894

Hello.

Well, 1:36am. But it's Friday so it's a fair game.

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 No.439896

File: 2e1d807a4167a05⋯.jpg (53.78 KB,300x380,15:19,197.jpg)

>>439895

Odd she's catching a fly with her fingers and not her tongue.

Oh I was thinking it was later.

>tfw Friday but work tomorrow

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 No.439897

File: 584657796c75399⋯.jpg (184.5 KB,550x769,550:769,qKtnwGY.jpg)

>>439893

You are required to play board games with me at some point!

>>439894

Well it's 738 here and they're cunts so if it's dark out they're grumpy fucks.

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 No.439898

File: ca7f66121c4aa21⋯.jpg (31.63 KB,500x500,1:1,witch 1d0c63b70bf79d1b343a….jpg)

>>439896

Hero reflexes training!

Mhmm, not yet.

Rip ;-;

>>439897

Maybe tomorrow! But it kinda depends on who is available.

How are you doing?

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 No.439899

File: d9e207e00410fa5⋯.jpg (30.81 KB,300x223,300:223,164.jpg)

>>439897

Oh thought you were on Central time. How lame of them.

>>439898

I'll take that excuse.

What will you be doing for the night?

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 No.439900

File: 7f0bf651356f540⋯.jpg (56.96 KB,667x611,667:611,classytaiga.jpg)

>>439898

Good I suppose. Been in a good mood pretty much all week (as you know), and that continued today, except for some gross stuff at work. At work today I asked somebody to hand me a tool and the guy sneezes into his hands, grabs the tool, and tries to hand it to me. Disgusting fuck, I couldn't tell if he was just that clueless or if it was intentional. I mean I guess you can't force a sneeze but still. And then this girl at work was talking to me about the bible and church for about an hour and the entire time I was just like "uh huh" but at that point I had nothing to do but sit around and wait for something to malfunction so I had no easy exit.

>>439899

Flyover time is excellent for sports at least. I don't like how late I have to stay up if I want to watch football.

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 No.439901

File: b9f62c7ffaa0bbf⋯.gif (2.66 MB,500x500,1:1,yammer 1505478989_5d982047….gif)

>>439899

Yeah, take it!

First thing I'll do is remember there's bits of kebab left in the fridge and eat them.

>>439900

Oh yeah, you've told me.

Aha, gross indeed.

Oh, guess she just couldn't pick up on your lack of interest then…

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 No.439902

File: 2e75c4d857bccbf⋯.jpg (139.48 KB,868x650,434:325,tCaVjka.jpg)

>>439895

>well, 1:36am. But it's Friday

>still Friday after midnight

It's blue oyster club all over again.

>>439901

It was definitely more of, "I wanna talk about all this church shit I'm doing and you have nothing better to do so here you go." Also she invited me to church. I was like yeeeah that isn't exactly my thing.

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 No.439903

File: f8cf9161ca587d3⋯.gif (2.07 MB,500x254,250:127,yammer 68747470733a2f2f733….gif)

>>439902

Sheesh okay, so technically speaking it's Saturday already!

>>439902

Kek, she just served it to you, want it or not X3

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 No.439904

File: 6c0d06784a70704⋯.jpg (40.14 KB,270x273,90:91,33.jpg)

>>439900

Flyover time? I assume the difference between time zones or something?

>>439901

Lewd.

Remove kebab. From the fridge :^). What's on said kebab?

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 No.439905

File: b67c3e624bba3c4⋯.jpg (52.16 KB,540x810,2:3,warrior f5fd006a9783900f05….jpg)

>>439904

Who knows.

It is removed, on my plate!

Umm, meat, red onion, pieces of green leafy stuff (not sure if lettuce), cabbage Oh yeah, some white cheese too..

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 No.439906

File: 9e472d473143ca4⋯.gif (863.25 KB,500x281,500:281,173732878000202.gif)

>>439903

Yeah it is Saturday. And yeah she did. I actually talked to a few coworkers about it and this is not uncommon at all. Oh well, I have pretty thick skin so it's not like I was *that* bothered. It was just kinda out of nowhere.

>>439904

Central and Mountain time. the vast majority of the US is Eastern or Pacific.

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 No.439907

File: 2d796d4c67eadb1⋯.png (242.83 KB,500x667,500:667,waiting U7CEDeE.png)

>>439906

Mhmm. Just so long as she doesn't bother you about you (not) going to the church!

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 No.439908

File: a97daa7dd5afb99⋯.mp4 (189.59 KB,546x304,273:152,HyfM8Rhi6X_8DF6l4Y0Ny4lTH4….mp4)

>>439907

Weeeell, I sure hope not. I don't need any of that sorta thing in my life. I'm not even anti-religion or anything, just don't wanna be bothered with it honestly.

>got offered 2 free tickets to the orchestra

Welp, guess those are going to waste since I have no one to go with.

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 No.439909

File: 2ff8135be4e07a1⋯.jpg (30.92 KB,240x218,120:109,52.jpg)

>>439905

I bet you know.

Sounds like a decent kebab. If I wasn't eating, you'd make me hungry. Thankfully I am though.

>>439906

Eh? Is this by population size?

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 No.439910

File: 0264eff5c843f1e⋯.jpg (105.75 KB,1024x768,4:3,cIzXwSx.jpg)

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 No.439911

File: bf9e880c52eaa53⋯.jpg (1.11 MB,958x958,1:1,waiting frog bf9.jpg)

>>439908

I understand. I think.

What orchestra?

>>439909

I don't know that I do. I'll have to ask me.

Mhmm, still too much for me. That's fine, one shouldn't overeat at night.

Ah, good, enjoy your meal ^.^

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 No.439912

File: 6c0d06784a70704⋯.jpg (40.14 KB,270x273,90:91,33.jpg)

>>439910

Dang coast people, liking such lame ass states. Am I right?

>>439911

Ask yourself good, and hard.

It doesn't sound like a lot! I'm sure you can eat it all.

I'm not. Not enough.

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 No.439913

File: 5fe305f6fe10d10⋯.jpg (63.4 KB,426x615,142:205,n3rc7hx2v7o11.jpg)

>>439911

Grand Rapids Symphony, they're doing a thingy for Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky's work. Honestly might just go alone, I know it's something I'd enjoy a lot.

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 No.439914

File: 2cdd2e889bdd0f4⋯.jpg (146.85 KB,600x800,3:4,29s5MpC.jpg)

>>439912

You know what! I agree! When the water starts rising and they want to come to Michigan for our fresh water, we're not gonna have it. They can just grow some gills and live underwater in Atlanta like Futurama.

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 No.439915

File: 7808a41bf002992⋯.jpg (57.15 KB,350x373,350:373,5.jpg)

>>439914

Is that what happened? Been a while since I've seen that episode, and of course I was younger too.

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 No.439916

>>439915

Yeah I think so. Guess I'm just going off memory too, haven't watched it since I saw adult swim.

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 No.439917

>>439916

Same pretty much, and that's been a while. Anyways, night.

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 No.439918

>>439917

Nighty night, thanks for hanging out with me!

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 No.439919

File: 1fd62ba75873579⋯.png (1.92 MB,1920x1080,16:9,futureofshitposting2.png)

Alright which one of you rascals did this other shitpost? We're trying to keep the ship relatively clean since it's covered in blood.

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 No.439920

File: 32607e786e8c222⋯.png (800.98 KB,900x1200,3:4,13zwb.png)

Really wondering why i despise dealing with mum so much

Every word that comes out of her mouth just makes me so annoyed and angry

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 No.439921

>>439920

I am the same

She's an awful person

I am going to defoo

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 No.439922

File: d7c97cb8a6452b3⋯.jpg (540.03 KB,898x1280,449:640,10dx8.jpg)

>>439921

Defoo?

My mum is fine i guess, just acts like a idiot even though there *used* to be brains there somewhere

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 No.439923

File: fe249aaae18b5bc⋯.png (139.3 KB,344x341,344:341,Umaru 29.png)

>>439922

>Defoo

Means I will cut her out of my life

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 No.439924

>>439923

Ooh

Well if that's for the best

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 No.439925

>>439912

>>439913

Took a nap and fell asleep accidentally, I'm sorry Motley and Taiga Orz.

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 No.439926

File: d006162f106aa27⋯.jpg (435.57 KB,1476x2031,492:677,6lzHcxv.jpg)

>>439925

It's fine, I'm sure you'll make it up to me!

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 No.439927

File: 7d56951851e3549⋯.jpg (29.88 KB,563x650,563:650,nervous ee00a19feaa75911e2….jpg)

>>439926

So much pressure!

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 No.439928

File: a4de69016cea2b6⋯.png (641.84 KB,870x1193,870:1193,Oeb9YBz.png)

>>439927

It's kinda weird how Taiga has more hips than Froppy but is completely flat.

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 No.439929

File: 4e9a42807ec7005⋯.png (1.72 MB,1600x1333,1600:1333,bored immodest frog 292816….png)

File: d921034c1b4d964⋯.webm (6.63 MB,320x180,16:9,MGSV TPP - Nuclear (Mike ….webm)

>>439928

Depends on the fanart!

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 No.439930

File: 036665b8ddaf687⋯.jpg (182.32 KB,1066x1491,1066:1491,Zi0RDv7.jpg)

>>439929

That's true, I'm glad I never found that fanart though.

>putting delay on a vocal track

Can't say I'm a fan tbh.

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 No.439931

File: 0b2ff14f61c3bc2⋯.jpg (103.32 KB,795x1048,795:1048,drink b981411d3a8e1b349581….jpg)

>>439930

Ah X3

Well now. As promised, the pub time is nigh.

See ou afterwards, Taigachan.

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 No.439932

File: f68af29f80996b1⋯.png (161.02 KB,700x700,1:1,Zo8LZeG.png)

>>439931

That's it ur ded meat kid

*teleports behind you*

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 No.439933

File: 71e89984157087d⋯.gif (2.37 KB,48x48,1:1,Yoruba Mask.gif)

https://youtu.be/OVw5VF4YLTk?t=261

Poor guy, but still. Wow.

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 No.439934

>>439933

rough stuff has the face of a sasquatch

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 No.439935

File: a13d029d843c2b6⋯.png (25.09 KB,112x112,1:1,Moomin 11.png)

Found a woman who does cuddle therapy. Might do it when I've got money and am better with public transport so I can get there.

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 No.439936

File: 3c9d74aefb11580⋯.gif (2.3 KB,48x48,1:1,Bauchi Mask.gif)

>>439934

He literally looks like a guy from Shadowrun or something! But supposedly, things might get better once he grows up. Or at least his "beard" might get even stronger, but the rest of his face will have a bit less strong hair growth. He'll still have to shave his entire face, but to a slightly lesser degree.

>>439935

Well, if it helps then that works, I guess. It just seems to me like cuddling is better when you actually care about the person.

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 No.439937

File: e551baf2f12ded9⋯.png (114.98 KB,500x500,1:1,jfhk.png)

>>439936

everyday im more thankful im not malformed and have good senses

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 No.439938

>>439937

now only if i wasn't a retard

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 No.439939

might buy a big soft toy and cuddle that to sleep

but mummy will probably make fun of me

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 No.439940

>>439936

yeah, i agree.

it might help. dunno.

havent really had any human contact for a decade besides immediate family, and thats not very often and its very little. dont get on with them really. nothing in common either. no hugs.

cuddling a pretty girl like this professional cuddler would be nice.

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 No.439941

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439937

What, you don't even need glasses or anything? Then yeah, I'd count you as fairly lucky!

Though I don't need glasses either, and I'm also mentally ill. So yeah.

>>439940

Their job would essentially be like a therapist then, I guess? I assume she'd be a pro, in any case, so she could probably be helpful. I started out thinking it was a pretty bad idea, but the more I think about it the more I think it might actually be good!

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 No.439942

File: b0094075b1718b1⋯.jpg (98.52 KB,1159x1200,1159:1200,DnApbf0X4AAM2Gn.jpg)

>>439941

yeah im fairly healthy body wise

my extended family are all normalfags

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 No.439944

>>439942

That's good at least, then!

Actually though, when I was home for Christmas my mum told me about her recently seeing a psychologist for depression. And my maternal grandmother was an alcoholic too. I guess it's in my blood!

NEWT RED

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