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File: a0fae7b051816ca⋯.png (493.98 KB,800x688,50:43,__hibiki_kantai_collection….png)

 No.439231 [View All]

We should all sleep together in one bed and talk about boys edition

https://youtu.be/5TTPPXtsd4A?list=RD5UUO_NmnSFc

i swear i'm not gay

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 No.439557

File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB,48x48,1:1,Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

>>439556

I am going to beat you up the next time I go to England.

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 No.439558

>>439557

I am gonna high five you next time you come to murica

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 No.439559

File: bf5c3817d0d930a⋯.jpg (219.27 KB,1872x1869,624:623,tbhxxx.jpg)

if you're going to beat up my dick with your prostrate. at least grow your hair longer tbh.

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 No.439560

File: 3c9d74aefb11580⋯.gif (2.3 KB,48x48,1:1,Bauchi Mask.gif)

>>439558

Not unless you're willing to travel up to the Great Lakes area!

>>439559

Myyy dude, I have a full beard, I think my short back and sides cut is going to be the least of your issues.

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 No.439561

File: 16ff36ecd436ecc⋯.jpg (50.2 KB,399x733,399:733,6kh0td7k40uy.jpg)

>>439560

I live there?

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 No.439562

File: 78758119525f5cc⋯.png (2.27 KB,200x150,4:3,78758119525f5cc6c948bc5cb6….png)

>>439560

crimes against humanity tbh.

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 No.439563

>>439546

I meant that browser game where you get in with a group of people and one person draws something crudely and the others try to guess what it is

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 No.439564

File: 21bb94457e56bed⋯.gif (2.81 KB,48x48,1:1,Raratonga Mask.gif)

>>439561

Oh, uh, hm. Not Wisconsin, by any chance?

>>439562

I am not at all a femboii, you should know this! I'm pretty sure you've seen at least one, maybe two, pictures of my face.

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 No.439565

File: fc8bea1161c08c7⋯.jpg (223.18 KB,850x1133,850:1133,sample_af086372ea88f0073af….jpg)

>>439555

I mean, since Miles is clearly into it then I'll say yes.

You should really get a folder of normal images rather than thumbnails so you're easier to notice!

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 No.439566

File: 4f8b16a32ee1ee4⋯.png (2.18 KB,300x300,1:1,1402093049921.png)

you should know by now what I'm into already tbh.

>>439563

oh that

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 No.439567

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB,49x48,49:48,Baule Mask.gif)

>>439565

Master is very much ironically into it, I think he'd get legit mad at me if I bought those for us.

Well, this laptop sucks ass though! Just properly opening a folder of ten 48x48 gifs takes upwards of half a minute! I cannot in good conscience start trying to get proper reaction images on this steam engine ass heap of junk.

>>439566

I do know what you're into, but you're the one who suddenly said you were going to fuck me!

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 No.439568

File: 70ce1366048acca⋯.jpg (288.63 KB,1200x960,5:4,3nvkNLX.jpg)

>>439564

Southwest Michigan. Near the bend.

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 No.439569

File: 07263edb9a66aea⋯.jpg (63.28 KB,1024x768,4:3,488c32230107cb5f12c3be9291….jpg)

Ugh, I keep chilling out with weebs who recommend my good-sounding anime and I'm having trouble keeping up with seasonals as it is. Think I added like 30 animu to my plan-to-watch list on MAL last weekend.

I'm never gonna catch up.

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 No.439570

File: 9c19a6cf66fe321⋯.png (88.59 KB,1452x915,484:305,ss (2015-09-29 at 03.12.01….png)

>>439567

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>>439569

it's time. get to killing them already

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 No.439571

File: fa8b598d3ddb141⋯.png (660.58 KB,750x1029,250:343,d78adf11459a986d876dd8ba66….png)

>>439567

He was okay with the collar though!

I'm sure he wouldn't be as long as it's from you.

Jeez that does sound awful.

Even phone would do a better job like that.

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 No.439572

File: 5fe305f6fe10d10⋯.jpg (63.4 KB,426x615,142:205,n3rc7hx2v7o11.jpg)

>>439570

I'M TRYING SPIDEY! But Goddamn. It's like one cour is about 4 hours and I watch roughly 2 hours of animu per day. My time to knock 'em out is on the weekends and my rainbow friends are always asking me to play with them. And then I'm trying to be a not-so-shitty songwriter.

So much to me done and so little time. :\

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 No.439573

File: 44cf12d043022f1⋯.gif (30.74 KB,300x300,1:1,44cf12d043022f15080f008f6f….gif)

>>439572

should be more assertive tbh.

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 No.439574

File: 21bb94457e56bed⋯.gif (2.81 KB,48x48,1:1,Raratonga Mask.gif)

>>439568

Oh good, so not close enough.

>>439570

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>>439571

Well yeah, I made the collar myself! And the leash, for that matter! They ended up costing maybe 50 dollars all in all. It's different with a watch, they cost a lot more and you're supposed to wear them in public! And I only wore my collar in public once!

Exactly! So I'm waiting till I get my proper laptop fixed.

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 No.439575

File: 969bb43ff5ea49e⋯.jpg (83.16 KB,1000x727,1000:727,Lj3GyuU.jpg)

>>439573

I'm plenty assertive when I know I need to be. Put a bully in his play a couple weeks ago. He was butthurt.

>>439574

lmao'ing at this awkwardness.

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 No.439576

File: ae1eee91db243ec⋯.jpg (6.96 KB,189x267,63:89,images.jpg)

>>439574

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>>439575

lookit you having friends and being a bully to bullies.

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 No.439577

File: 5e3a16a3363e445⋯.png (173.07 KB,512x512,1:1,4vx7HyG.png)

>>439576

Unfortunately I have a decent amount of friends. I ignore them on a regular basis. But as for the bully, all it comes down to is sticking up for yourself. He got butthurt I basically told him to fuck off after I started my new job, and he ignored me for a couple weeks and now we're… coolish? Still don't like him tbh.

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 No.439578

File: 71e89984157087d⋯.gif (2.37 KB,48x48,1:1,Yoruba Mask.gif)

>>439575

Oh come on! We've been talking for a while, but you we still don't know each other particularly well. It would probably be hell if you and I just met at a Starbucks or something and were supposed to sit there and talk for half an hour.

>>439576

Joke's on you, I'm an extremely light sleeper! I'd wake up immediately if something touched my face, even something as small as your dick.

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 No.439579

File: 51e167cbf3e16e9⋯.png (5.67 KB,750x750,1:1,1465379714152.png)

>>439577

kinda how it is with some people. if you can break down the needing to attack mood. things tend to be easier.

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 No.439580

File: 6c0d2bd7dfb85af⋯.jpg (41.91 KB,388x600,97:150,hekvgoj2vbnz.jpg)

>>439578

lol, I know what you mean. I just knew the outcome of this convo as soon as it began. Oh well, it is what it is. No hard feelings ofc (also I hate coffee).

>>439579

The thing about that is just showing heart. This guy thought I was a bitch, so he gave me shit one day and I asked him why he was even talking to me when it was clear I didn't like him. Didn't even respond, walked around talking shit about me for a couple weeks, now we're "coolish". The meme of bully's being wimps is generally true.

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 No.439581

File: 0315c63efa3cdcd⋯.jpg (1.02 MB,2976x3968,3:4,IMG_20181029_174921.jpg)

>>439580

probably wanted you to dominate him anyways tbh. that's the sort that pushes people to see what they can get away with but are really after a hard fucking anyways tbh.

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 No.439582

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439580

Well, if you do dislike coffee, we could meet at like Golden Corral or something, and the outcome would be the same. Uh, well, then I'd actually have quite a bit to talk about, because master and I went to Golden Corral once, and that place is fucking insane. But yes, no hard feelings at all! It's way easier to talk when there's several minutes between each reply and anyone can jump out at any time.

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 No.439583

File: 955fdc849e1ef72⋯.jpg (391.87 KB,2700x2018,1350:1009,hqejear6ep611.jpg)

>>439581

I generally avoid such thoughts since I don't appreciate when people suspect me, but I do get the vibe that he's gay and thinks I am gay as well. Not my type though.

>>439582

Jumping out of convos is rude and I don't actually have problems with chatting people up. Just have to be in the mood for it. Also golden corral is friggin' nasty.

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 No.439584

File: 0f9783330d481d4⋯.png (3.25 KB,500x250,2:1,9468b7298ccf708be3787a77a6….png)

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 No.439585

File: 3c9d74aefb11580⋯.gif (2.3 KB,48x48,1:1,Bauchi Mask.gif)

>>439583

Sure, I'm just saying that it's way easier (and generally less rude) to leave a convo online than it is to leave a convo in meatspace!

And Golden Corral is exceptionally nasty, but tbh that's kinda why I love it. Just eating like a hog rooting around in a big ol' pile of trash, looking for the fried chicken and semi-cold pasta, pushing away the vegetables with my big muddy snout.

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 No.439586

File: 584657796c75399⋯.jpg (184.5 KB,550x769,550:769,qKtnwGY.jpg)

>>439585

I understand, it's fine. Once you're stuck into a convo that's easy to do though. If ya'll ever wanna go to shed aquarium, I'd be happy to accompany. I have some fairly autistic knowledge on random sea creatures, so it could be some casual fun. Chicago is always great.

>>439584

You got more to say than that spidey.

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 No.439587

File: 326790c2dfca76c⋯.gif (2.62 KB,48x48,1:1,Makonde Mask.gif)

>>439586

What, irl, you mean? Sure, but it's harder to do then.

Shed aquarium? Sorry, I've only been to the US once as an adult, I don't know anything.

>casual fun

wow, taiga, at least buy me dinner first.

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 No.439588

File: d24fd35e95de821⋯.png (4 KB,44x49,44:49,small.png)

>>439586

nah I'm about ready to clock it tbh.

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 No.439589

File: b86410906800f91⋯.jpg (39.84 KB,581x600,581:600,pqvmx2g6ngry.jpg)

>>439587

It's the second biggest aquarium in the USA and it's in Chicago. Also I don't lewd random people, which I've told you before. And you have a bf so obviously I wouldn't hit on you since I want bfs to work out together.

>>439588

Going to sleepies?

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 No.439590

File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB,48x48,1:1,Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

>>439589

Oooh, I see! Well, I've been in Chicago for all of two hours, and in that time I got shouted at by a security guard, because I didn't understand where I was supposed to go, and was told that my connecting flight was cancelled after I'd been travelling for over 24 hours, so I was kinda out of it.

Jeeeez, Taig, you do not have to take my dumb sex jokes seriously.

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 No.439591

File: 7886ac831c6da5e⋯.jpg (302.46 KB,720x1057,720:1057,2017092820172668c93d080af1….jpg)

>>439589

not yet. I want to catch up on one punch man tbh.

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 No.439592

File: 2d23ada4f7edfd7⋯.jpg (32.82 KB,500x319,500:319,taiga-aisaka-toradora-1042….jpg)

>>439590

I was just giving you a hard time. I know you wouldn't be a slut like that. That's not Skand-i. Chillin' at Shedd sounds fun though, ngl. I love it there.

>>439591

Never seen it, but I should. New season in a couple months.

Tell me I am still, the man I'm supposed to be.

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 No.439593

File: 5115c180deb554d⋯.gif (51.25 KB,300x300,1:1,5115c180deb554d8fbfb9358dc….gif)

>>439592

you're still you right?

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 No.439594

File: 9e64c1adae48f67⋯.jpg (428.94 KB,944x1200,59:75,UymBQCh.jpg)

>>439593

Of course? We're talking on discord rn. You just sent me a resting emoji.

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 No.439595

File: e02a594f117c7fc⋯.gif (33.67 KB,600x600,1:1,e02a594f117c7fc473478ce7bd….gif)

>>439594

he be content.

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 No.439596

File: 326790c2dfca76c⋯.gif (2.62 KB,48x48,1:1,Makonde Mask.gif)

>>439592

While I'm at the subject of the O'Hare airport though, that place sucks, everyone is mean, and nobody understood that I was just a poor tired Norwegian trying to get to my boyfriend, and the entire train system there is dumb, and the passport check guy got mad at me for not remembering the exact date I'd be leaving, and then some other people got mad at me because they thought the cheese I brought was a bomb. Buuut then when the flight was cancelled I got to hitch a ride with some other passengers for free, and I even got to borrow one of their phones once mine ran out of charge. So I guess it's a wash! Even though the 50-something Texan woman I borrowed the phone from obviously disapproved of me having a boyfriend, but she was polite enough to not outright say it.

What though, how can an aquarium be all that interesting?

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 No.439597

File: ec2da216a9164cc⋯.jpg (274.1 KB,811x1200,811:1200,ub8smCQ.jpg)

>>439596

>using the garbage airport to save like $10

Wat r u doin' skandee. Of course that's happening at a budget airport. I always use midway. That's the main hub of Chicago. Also less likely to run into boomers there… which of course, you never wanna engage with a boomer! And who cares what the general public thinks of your sexuality. They can fuck off overall.

Shedd Aquarium has new exhibits every season, and their regular exhibits are dope as hell! They have beluga whales, dolphins, a stingray pond, a tunnel that you can stand in and it takes you through a million gallon tank full of sharks and other cool fish. It's one of my favorite places to visit!

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 No.439598

File: e31d943c62f3307⋯.gif (2.5 KB,44x48,11:12,Gere Mask.gif)

>>439597

It wasn't my fault, I just ordered a flight via a Norwegian company and that's what popped up!

And I didn't really care that she was uncomfortable with it anyway, I did kiss master in full view of her once we got there. Also, her name was Melody Pleasant, which is so great.

Weeell, that does actually sound pretty neat. I love both whales and dolphins.

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 No.439599

File: 7e8329998f841a0⋯.jpg (89.59 KB,857x1000,857:1000,wd1q6srqiyb11.jpg)

Tell me I am still, the man I'm supposed to be.

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 No.439600

File: d9913c62f8f7b1d⋯.png (94.38 KB,816x460,204:115,1455002345855.png)

you're still you tbh.

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 No.439601

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439599

You've just gotten better since the first time we talked tbh.

Anyway, it's 4am here now, so good night!

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 No.439602

File: c3add26f6cbf623⋯.jpg (79.26 KB,1000x960,25:24,Dm3Qi7rXsAEfYH2.jpg)

another day as a rat in a rat race

i wish emotions weren't so hard

i wish a lot of things

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 No.439603

>>439602

it takes so much energy just not to sperg

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 No.439604

i wish i wish i didn't make him hate me

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 No.439605

File: 77fc4bb8db6d8e6⋯.jpg (144.35 KB,724x922,362:461,14lpq.jpg)

>>439603

Sperg on!

Might help

I know i need my sperg moments sometimes

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 No.439607

lazy people

new thread for you guys

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