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File: cb6582578bd986b⋯.jpg (481.53 KB,1920x1853,1920:1853,mars-foong-cybersoul-protr….jpg)

 No.438827 [View All]

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 No.439183

File: e4890038b10fbe0⋯.jpg (69.33 KB,600x800,3:4,2f21dcd77a826c6bec92eb4488….jpg)

>>439182

How cute though.

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 No.439184

File: 21bb94457e56bed⋯.gif (2.81 KB,48x48,1:1,Raratonga Mask.gif)

>>439183

I mean yeah, it's adorable! Poor guy, though! But I suppose he can't feel that bad about it, considering he made a video.

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 No.439185

he needs to let his inside penis out

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 No.439186

File: bf7b1bef1423438⋯.png (49.07 KB,1920x1200,8:5,1409559410886.png)

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 No.439187

File: aca55faf4577a9c⋯.jpg (283.64 KB,600x960,5:8,0cf6d8eacf078c3980fc132e80….jpg)

>>439184

I mean how cute of a girl hypothetically, I wasn't complimenting the dick reeeeeeeee

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 No.439188

File: 3c9d74aefb11580⋯.gif (2.3 KB,48x48,1:1,Bauchi Mask.gif)

>>439185

He needs to just cut his dick off and get on a dick donor wait list tbh.

>>439186

It's cute!

>>439187

Sorry, you are on the board that stans for small dicks.

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 No.439189

File: 6dac6ba3e86a325⋯.png (18.05 KB,197x247,197:247,1406780223432.png)

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 No.439190

File: 326790c2dfca76c⋯.gif (2.62 KB,48x48,1:1,Makonde Mask.gif)

>>439189

Kawaii desu ne!

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 No.439191

File: bb951b95b1fa604⋯.jpg (39.41 KB,472x472,1:1,yell.jpg)

>>439190

That man is is disabled Drunki! There is nothing cute about disabilities!

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 No.439192

File: 71e89984157087d⋯.gif (2.37 KB,48x48,1:1,Yoruba Mask.gif)

>>439191

Well I mean, assuming he's fine with it himself, it is pretty cute. Just like a really short guy can be cute, even though he probs wishes he was taller.

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 No.439193

File: 0ae37a16eb5705d⋯.png (2.38 MB,1388x2010,694:1005,0ae37a16eb5705d3cb3588901d….png)

>>439188

I know I knoooow.

Clearly he doesn't feel bad though yeah.

Ven's about the same size and he boasts about it all the time.

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 No.439194

File: cedf21ac5ce9332⋯.png (283.93 KB,586x634,293:317,mug with smile.png)

>>439192

There's nothing else you can do but hide it from the world. Which is easier than being short I suppose. And nah I just wanna kill myself instead.

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 No.439195

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB,49x48,49:48,Baule Mask.gif)

>>439193

Which is good for him, 'cause I'd certainly never film my dick if I was like that. But then again, I became a sub because I have low self-esteem, so maybe I'd want to show my tiny dick off if I had one!

For some reason, I have a feeling that Venn's dick is a good bit bigger than that!

>>439194

Jeeeez. Just remember that the shorter you are, the bigger your dick will seem!

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 No.439196

File: 0b640f24cf6aea9⋯.jpg (24.71 KB,209x294,209:294,0b640f24cf6aea9eff4ba8a4ee….jpg)

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 No.439197

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439196

What, you don't think Peter Dinklage's dick looks massive on him? Come on.

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 No.439198

File: 1c74b9cc10210a6⋯.jpg (179.76 KB,945x945,1:1,1c74b9cc10210a6a0eb49f6294….jpg)

>>439197

Have you seen his dick or something?

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 No.439199

File: be0e4a32fc61273⋯.gif (2.91 KB,49x48,49:48,Eket Mask.gif)

>>439198

Nope, but I know that "dwarves" have dicks as big as the rest of us, so I can only assume! Unless he was unlucky in that department, of course.

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 No.439200

File: 1c74b9cc10210a6⋯.jpg (179.76 KB,945x945,1:1,1c74b9cc10210a6a0eb49f6294….jpg)

>>439199

But how do you know that?

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 No.439201

File: 3c9d74aefb11580⋯.gif (2.3 KB,48x48,1:1,Bauchi Mask.gif)

>>439200

I have this character trait where if I'm curious about something I'll research it. I wondered about this a while ago, so I just looked it up!

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 No.439202

File: 6c0d06784a70704⋯.jpg (40.14 KB,270x273,90:91,33.jpg)

>>439201

I assume most people have that trait! Or within reason at least.

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 No.439203

File: cd840abe926402c⋯.jpg (180.97 KB,1432x1650,716:825,14irq.jpg)

Ngl i'd get more out of my fetishes if that was my dicc

2nd time i'm saying this in same context today, what a weird day…

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 No.439204

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439202

You're right, I misspoke! I guess my character trait is rather that I get curious about things very easily.

>>439203

That's just 'cause you're an enormous perv, Venn.

But same, though, 'cause I regularly fap to SPH stuff, but that's just 'cause there's so little humiliation porn out there.

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 No.439205

File: bf7b1bef1423438⋯.png (49.07 KB,1920x1200,8:5,1409559410886.png)

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 No.439206

File: c0c03f7ceef64b6⋯.jpg (2.89 KB,125x123,125:123,1406052194437.jpg)

>>439204

How easily are we talking?

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 No.439207

File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB,48x48,1:1,Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

>>439206

I spent an hour checking up the exact caloric needs of my cat today, if that tells you anything! Even though we just leave food out so he eats whenever he feels like it.

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 No.439208

Anyway, master and I are gonna be talking on voice, so goodbye for now!

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 No.439209

>>439207

Interesting.

>>439208

Enjoy.

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 No.439210

File: 13a182563817fa3⋯.gif (2.83 KB,48x48,1:1,Tsonoqua Mask.gif)

>>439209

I'm back! And according to the temporary shelter cat, I have been gone for ages, so she desperately needs cuddles.

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 No.439211

File: 7808a41bf002992⋯.jpg (57.15 KB,350x373,350:373,5.jpg)

>>439210

She sounds like a weird cat all right.

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 No.439212

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB,49x48,49:48,Baule Mask.gif)

>>439211

She's just very needy! She comes from a crazy cat lady home, after all, she's used to tons of attention from cats she knows and loves.

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 No.439213

File: ceb45c43ec75d6a⋯.jpg (48.27 KB,280x314,140:157,22.jpg)

>>439212

>crazy cat lady home

So what happened to said cat lady?

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 No.439214

File: 758407ad7c60e7f⋯.gif (2.44 KB,49x48,49:48,Baule Mask.gif)

>>439213

No no, as far as I know the lady herself is doing fine! But she couldn't deal with the insane amount of cats she had, so a few of them went to the animal shelter, and one of them ended up here! Just because Tony, our actual cat, seemed to want company.

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 No.439215

File: 2ff8135be4e07a1⋯.jpg (30.92 KB,240x218,120:109,52.jpg)

>>439214

Can anyone ever deal with such an amount of cats? Maybe you should have gotten a boy at least! What will eventually happen to this cat anyways?

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 No.439216

File: 7f0b3ea26d3504b⋯.gif (2.45 KB,48x48,1:1,B'galla Mask.gif)

>>439215

Well, I don't actually know how many cats this crazy cat lady had, so I can't comment!

And this temporary cat we have will prooobably get adopted by someone, unless she ends up being bros with Tony. She's not a problem cat, in any case, so she won't get killed thankfully!

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 No.439217

File: b2243504831cb7b⋯.jpg (53.54 KB,500x283,500:283,70.jpg)

>>439216

A whole _two cats.

Won't he try to have sex with her though?

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 No.439218

File: e31d943c62f3307⋯.gif (2.5 KB,44x48,11:12,Gere Mask.gif)

>>439217

I am not a crazy cat lady, if that's what you're getting at!!

Oh, no! They're both neutered, so there's not a lot of horniness. They're just slowly becoming friends, it's getting to the point now that Tony's allowed to lick her head a little bit, and they're totally comfortable sleeping together in my roommate's bed.

Despite the fact that Tony theoretically shouldn't be horny though, he still went completely insane when I tried to play the sound of a female cat in heat.

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 No.439219

File: cedf21ac5ce9332⋯.png (283.93 KB,586x634,293:317,mug with smile.png)

>>439218

Wasn't really getting at that. Just that said lady only owned two and that was too much for her.

Guess it's hard to unwire some hardwired things. Thankfully she's neutered too and can't make those sounds.

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 No.439220

File: 71e89984157087d⋯.gif (2.37 KB,48x48,1:1,Yoruba Mask.gif)

>>439219

I do know she had more than two, 'cause more than two were given away.

Anyway, it's closing in on 4am, so goodnight, Mots!

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 No.439221

>>439220

Sleep well.

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 No.439222

Rescue me from me.

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 No.439223

File: 5f3e984f39b77e8⋯.png (28.04 KB,519x875,519:875,ss (2016-03-10 at 02.39.48….png)

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 No.439224

File: 4f4e9da09cd464e⋯.png (132.12 KB,500x500,1:1, .png)

wow wow

>>439222

wow

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 No.439225

File: d4ea95bf3cc7228⋯.png (440.33 KB,1536x2048,3:4, a.png)

wwwwwoooooowwww

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 No.439226

File: 402c28f26336044⋯.png (61.41 KB,218x248,109:124,wefwerf.png)

>>439225

fuccckkkinngg woowwwww

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 No.439227

File: 3f6c02a4d45a38b⋯.jpg (222.57 KB,1304x1304,1:1,__diana_cavendish_kagari_a….jpg)

worry

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 No.439228

File: df6667de139cf5c⋯.png (15.31 KB,592x408,74:51,spurdider.png)

no u

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 No.439229

Finn memes should be a ban hmph

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 No.439230

File: b14832c53ae10c1⋯.png (129.45 KB,713x713,1:1,1443394272902.png)

I don't know why but I like gondolar tbh. he's a nice evolution from pedo bear tbh.

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 No.439232

File: dc6fe29e2300644⋯.png (135.87 KB,536x389,536:389,glitchy 2.PNG)

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 No.439234

>>439230

post in new thread spidey :c

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