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 No.435159 [View All]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47E2tfK5QAg

"This turns me on so fucking bad" edition

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 No.435553

File: 4f8b16a32ee1ee4⋯.png (2.18 KB,300x300,1:1,1402093049921.png)

>>435552

yeah well you're gay.

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 No.435554

>>435553

only gay for you tbh

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 No.435555

File: ca2f496af0e15f4⋯.jpg (135.41 KB,1512x1025,1512:1025,ss (2015-12-14 at 08.57.06….jpg)

>>435554

that's a lie tbh.

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 No.435556

File: 9d3127df0f48715⋯.gif (2 MB,400x224,25:14,drunk 1468240590694.gif)

>>435539

>>435533

Yo hoe Yoo hoo, is something happening or what?

We gotta at least drink, right?

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 No.435557

File: 973c8c3a67c41ab⋯.png (1.42 MB,1200x1152,25:24,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435556

i have drinks

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 No.435558

File: 4fbc4916b571a48⋯.png (Spoiler Image,1.71 MB,1600x1200,4:3,1319443.png)

>>435557

And pervy images too, apparently.

Let me get both as well then.

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 No.435559

File: 325e236621329e5⋯.jpg (147.14 KB,1000x1477,1000:1477,五月 (24).jpg)

>>435556

I've been drinking over the last hour or so

Ja tak z duse nenavidim ked mi cudzi ludia tykaju aaaaaaaaagh

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 No.435560

File: bf5c3817d0d930a⋯.jpg (219.27 KB,1872x1869,624:623,tbhxxx.jpg)

someone the pervy images me tbh

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 No.435561

File: 31cffe21668abbf⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,6.13 MB,320x180,16:9,Midge Ure - The Man Who S….webm)

>>435559

No fair. The wine is got on my end though, so I'm fine. Matter of fact it's good that you have a head start.

To se týká mého yo hoe, nebo…? Doufám že ne, přece nejsem cizí!

Also here's a hot guy singing a MGS5 theme song.

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 No.435562

File: d42b1ac6063c6b9⋯.png (1.59 MB,870x1200,29:40,Screen Shot 2018-12-09 at ….png)

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 No.435563

File: 4d953b79f461838⋯.png (938.65 KB,1000x1409,1000:1409,五月 (45).png)

>>435561

I'm still feeling relatively fine just slightly tipsy, nowhere near done.

Keep going.

Ne neee, tak tu je to trosku ine a neberiem to tak ze sme cudzi, ale proste ked ku mne pride niekto koho som v zivote nevidel a co vyzera ze je este mladsi ako ja a povie mi nieco ako "cau, pocuj, mohol by som hento a toto" ako do p…ake cau pocuj, ty kto si…

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 No.435564

File: 3cd855f1f4d36ac⋯.png (943.6 KB,1095x1000,219:200,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.435565

File: 79cbbc6c35d49d6⋯.png (10.15 KB,538x391,538:391,1407215974519.png)

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 No.435566

File: 38c20ae0197c5cd⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,2.63 MB,900x916,225:229,3388129.gif)

>>435563

Good. It's going on and no sign of stopping ahead.

Ahoj, hele kámo nemáš pár korun? Bych potřeboval na vlak jsem uvízl a…

Taky to nemám rád, ale člověk to nesmí brát moc vážně. Kulturní rozdíly. Chce se mi možná říct až 'class difference', což zní dost nabubřele.

>>435564

God I love neko girls and succubi.

This here be Venla to be honest.

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 No.435567

File: 4174d8d6e6021ae⋯.png (776.42 KB,800x1206,400:603,五月 (39).png)

>>435566

Good boy.

Ako toto by som este chapal, ale ked ku pride zasran zo strednej ci nemam cigu tak to je trochu ine.

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 No.435568

File: c1b4eeb205b1d93⋯.png (631.26 KB,1280x1024,5:4,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435566

those are bois though

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 No.435569

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>435567

Not tipsy enough to say 'yes mistress' yet but let's keep going.

To je taky kulturní rozdíl. Nejsi řádně naladěna na kulturu nevychovaných spratků.

>>435568

Well you've seen the meme…

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 No.435570

File: bffd62b6a1c2c0c⋯.png (801.45 KB,827x1186,827:1186,五月 (53).png)

>>435569

I hope you have enough wine.

Skor mozno len priliz len trosku privelka pycha na tieto veci.

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 No.435571

File: 0a7e71f990110c2⋯.png (689.36 KB,800x1000,4:5,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435570

how does this one look to you?

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 No.435572

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 No.435573

File: 42fba0988fc43b0⋯.jpg (2.06 MB,2822x2186,1411:1093,3510802.jpg)

>>435570

Enough to get me drunk for sure. Though I cannot guarantee saying that even if I get drunk. It improves the odds though, I think.

Snad. Faktem asi je, že to je příliš malá věc na to, aby se tím člověk nechal vyvést z míry.

>>435571

(she likes it, you should post more)

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 No.435574

File: eafd36b8da402b2⋯.jpg (47.65 KB,600x700,6:7,五月 (1).jpg)

>>435573

I'm rping semi-succesfully.

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 No.435575

File: 3bd3ea2266b93c5⋯.gif (663.28 KB,800x452,200:113,3542096.gif)

If only anon could join in too u_u

>>435574

Sounds like you need to keep drinking too mmm?

As long as it's not inyour native tongue, it's not cringe.

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 No.435576

File: d12029c52613695⋯.png (926.11 KB,900x1200,3:4,ClipboardImage.png)

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 No.435577

File: c9bb89d8050ca6f⋯.jpg (75.74 KB,1150x1036,575:518,ss (2016-04-04 at 12.06.10….jpg)

if only I could join in.

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 No.435578

File: 5ff39ac6611e3a9⋯.gif (1.18 MB,800x452,200:113,3542101.gif)

>>435576

A mischievous little beast, that.

I would say that about you too, but if you're some 3-5cm taller than me, I'm not sure that's appropriate.

>>435577

I mean. You got anything to drink?

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 No.435579

Smh this is actually fun.

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 No.435580

>>435578

sadly not tbh.

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 No.435581

File: 3a3fd383f01d429⋯.jpg (387.18 KB,1280x1368,160:171,3543476.jpg)

>>435579

Ahh, what is it you've been drinking anyway?

>>435580

Spider, the poor bastard…

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 No.435582

>>435581

bourbon

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 No.435583

File: fcb5c06b5bcd731⋯.png (893.82 KB,667x1000,667:1000,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435578

im 5ft 11

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 No.435584

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File: f1018686762d52b⋯.gif (1.11 MB,700x394,350:197,3544522.gif)

>>435582

Hmm, unexpected. Can't say that I've had bourbon before.

>>435583

Yup. I'm like 5'9"

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 No.435585

File: f561fa603775133⋯.png (432.19 KB,800x1569,800:1569,五月 (5).png)

>>435584

It's just like whiskey but tastes less like ash and more like wood and raw corn.

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 No.435586

File: d35149ba1ed4621⋯.jpg (762.66 KB,1210x1743,1210:1743,3801561.jpg)

>>435585

The way you describe it, it sounds nice, though I am not a great fan of whisky myself.

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 No.435587

File: 36563ae26a335da⋯.png (1.32 MB,1321x1000,1321:1000,ClipboardImage.png)

>>435584

my height is annoying though

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 No.435588

File: 713966abdaa2220⋯.jpg (315.04 KB,650x914,325:457,五月 (22).jpg)

This is fun.

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 No.435589

>>435585

>It's just like whiskey

Bourbon is a whiskey. Strange you say ash though. Almost sounds like you're drinking a scotch.

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 No.435590

File: adf16b5ee0b0517⋯.png (16.84 KB,298x246,149:123,ss (2016-05-14 at 10.52.57….png)

tbh I want to fuck.

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 No.435591

File: d4b2664a4330af3⋯.jpg (263.1 KB,904x725,904:725,3801715.jpg)

>>435587

I'm sure you'd be glad to swap.

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 No.435592

File: 14bad4632b79e64⋯.png (913.21 KB,1000x1355,200:271,五月 (23).png)

>>435589

I said less like ash because scotch and irish whisky taste like ash.

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 No.435593

File: 15903723e94187a⋯.jpg (80.57 KB,707x1000,707:1000,3545421.jpg)

File: c844f987ad8b600⋯.jpg (81.73 KB,707x1000,707:1000,3545444.jpg)

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 No.435594

Wait I think I wanted to say something but not only did I forget to type it, I even forgot what I wanted to say.

I think this is going in the right direction.

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 No.435595

>>435592

Oh rip I can't read my bad. Irish shouldn't normally have that peat taste but that isn't stopping any of them from trying.

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 No.435596

File: 2301f2eec106dc5⋯.png (415.21 KB,627x1295,627:1295,五月 (30).png)

>>435595

It doesn't *as much* but it's still there.

Depends on the brand.

It generally tastes less ashy and more…sharp.

I don't particularly enjoy either.

I prefer rum over all.

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 No.435597

File: 1906763bcd6b318⋯.jpg (848.23 KB,1000x2009,1000:2009,五月 (23).jpg)

Yoyo you got a disc?

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 No.435598

Assuming I understood correctly, affirmative.

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 No.435599

Share.

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 No.435601

Might as well.

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 No.435602

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 No.435782

can't we all just get along chums

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